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Today is rapture day and there are no threads discussing it here. Brothers in Christ, have we let the mockers and scoffers discourage us?
The last prediction (Sep 23-24) was wrong because it was on the fake masonic Gregorian calendar.
Jesus used the Julian calendar, and according to His Will, today we will all ascend.
Repent.
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>>41242045
>Today is rapture day
>october 7
Wait, what?...
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The last prediction was made by a literally who Tik Tok pastor who got it from a dream
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>>41242088
yes but now it is made by God.
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>>41242045
It happens in 2029 when the astroid apophis swings by. Wall of text in picrel explains my conclusion.
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Two more millennia
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see you tommorow OP

If you are going to have a crisis of faith and need something to turn to other than atheism, I'd highly suggest agnostic pandeisim.
you know what just for your sake I'll accept jesus today just in case. I'm curious what your excuse will be if it ends up being wrong.... Have you already thought of one yet?
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>>41242465
No it is not wrong and I will not entertain a possibility of it not happening. Have fun during the 7 year tribulations, I will be in Heaven.
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>>41242045
>Today is rapture day and there are no threads
Imagine believing in something so fucking retarded, that not even this shithole think its real

Eat shit and die ameritard
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>>41242045
This is Heaven and every day is rapture for those with eyes to see and ears to hear. I and my Father are One.
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>>41242524
/x/ thought the rapture was real on September 23, but they were fooled by Satan into believing that fake date. The real believers will not give up.
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>>41242045
i cant wait !!! it'll happen today :)
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>>41242358
So what are you going to say if you are wrong? Try to rationalize it and then springboard off that?
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>>41242660
We can't be wrong because God is speaking through us and God is never wrong.
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>>41242672
This is cherry picking at its finest.
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NOTHING BURGER!!!.....
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>he thinks he isnt lusting in the new babylon for the next 7 years
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>>41242045
Jewish moon calendar actually

He was a magician like the most ascended magician. That's like moon Magi stuff
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>>41242045
Woah it's exactly two weeks after the failed prediction
Mad coincidence
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“But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father. -Matthew 24:36

"He said to them: 'It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority.'" -Acts 1:7
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>>41243222
OP btfo

knowing gods sick sense of humor he's probably waiting until the day where by chance no one in the world out of the 7billion of us thinks the rapture is going to happen that day (not even one schizo) just to catch everyone by surprise.
The rapture will happen as soon as the cryer puts down his sign for the last time.
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>>41242577
>/x/ thought the rapture was real
No
Only christcucks and ameritards.
Stop pretending everybody in the world shares your brand of retardation
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>>41243352
Cope and seethe. You will regret your mocking for eternity.
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>>41242660
Why are you on this board and this thread anon? What brought you here?
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>>41243467
This board? Im waiting for a certain question to be answered. This thread? Came in here to see what excuse you guys are coming up with now.
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Rapture was supposed to happen in the apostles lifetimes

Stop subscribing to a failed cult and jewish grift
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>>41242045
I am an atheist.
I would like some godists to tell me how much of a dumbass you're gonna feel tomorrow when you're still here and you already sold your car, quit your job and you ignored us for years telling you this shit was bs.
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2025Oct08
LET THE GODIST EXCUSES BEGIN...
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>>41243467
I am an atheist.
I came here specifically to say;
>I TOLD YOU SO, DUMBASS
problem?
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>>41242045
>Today is rapture day and there are no threads discussing it here.
The jesusites are embarrassed.
They fail so often and they KNOW today is gonna fail too.
They'll blame atheists.
They'll blame scoffers.
They'll blame mockers.
They'll blame that negro who told them it was in September.
They'll blame everyone around them.
BUT YOU KNOW WHO THEY WON'T BLAME?
>themselves
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>>41242088
add it to the list of the spiritual jews who got it wrong so we can make fun of them for being dumb jew worshippers
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>>41242045
When's the next one when this doesn't happen
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>>41242358

Unironically this.

You can run simulations of our star system. That shits coming and it’s gonna come reallll close
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>>41245806

It’s passing around 20k miles of earth

The moon is 238k miles away.
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>>41242358
isn't that the year terminator is set in
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>>41242837
Which means if I wanted to smite you right now I would and could. Can you believe how deep you guys could interpret this stuff? Religion is tooooo dangerous for the living.
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>>41243416
HELP HELP, I'm being raptured!

Do you think I should activate the roaming in my cellphone to keep posting?

Serious answers only
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>>41242045
>Brothers in Christ, have we let the mockers and scoffers discourage us?
yes, and for good reason
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>>41242045
silly billy, every day is rapture day
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>>41242045
>bro please just trust me bro the rapture will totally happen today man I swear some guy on TikTok said it bro it's real bro just listen to me bro trust me



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