Hello to everyone here on the export my name is Ann and I would like to tell you something that happened to me three years ago. I know you probably think this is an LARP but trust me it is not long story short the only real aliens are the time traveling humans. The future humans who abducted me said they come from the 82nd century so the Rendlesham forest story is true.I am going to stay here in this thread for as long as I can so ask me anything you want about my abduction three years ago
>>41243830tell me whats the deal about the federation of light and the orion wars, if possible. thank you friend.
Why did they abduct you in particular?
>>41243947TheyCould have chosen anyone I suppose
>>41243910Anything that isn’t time traveling humans is a gov psyop that’s what I was told
>>41243830Could you detail your abduction?Did they say anything about if something is going to happen in the near future?
About what?
>>41244142They said they’re the ones trying to keep our simulation from going offline
Time travel can’t exist, at from what I’ve gathered it’s more like hopping timelines So no matter what you do , you cannot go back in time to make changes that’ll affect your original timeline.I hate to use pop culture as a reference but, it’s like rick Sanchez hopping dimensions with his portal gun, it isn’t “time travel”
>>41243830>only real aliens are the time traveling humansThe problem with this theory is that it isn't true.
>>41244409I’m sorry, sir exactly what do you know about UFOs and alien abductions? I’ve actually lived at I was abducted by time traveling humans three years ago and I lived to tell Vita please tell me what the fuck have you done? That’s right you haven’t done a goddamn thing so you better sit your ass down and fucking listen to me when I’m talking to you
Can you greentext the whole ordeal for us?
>>41244208They said they have measures in place to prevent all of the time travel paradox as we know about they didn’t go into any detail. They said it was beyond my comprehension.
>>41244409>I’m sorry, sirmiss>exactly what do you know about>aliensI am one of the "aliens", boy.
>>41243830Does porn still exist in the future?
>>41244475>2022>going to sleep>shadowy figure appears in doorway>become paralyzed>lose consciousness >wake up in operating room>a man tells me who he is, who his people are, where they’re from>says the real year is 8172 And this reality is a historical simulation of the decades leading to the creation of AGI>they scan my brain, saying they need it because….ill try to remember but that’s when I woke up in bed
Trash LARP, desu.0 creativity, not original at all. 0 effort in replies.Fuck you OP, made me reply. I've done LARP's 10x better than this shit.
What are the methods these “time travelers” use to communicate with people in the current time?
>>41244709It doesn’t matter how effort full I make my replies. You’ll always believe it’s a LARP. Well it’s not
>>41244709It is claiming to be a female. They lack creativity for the most part. They can’t all be grimes.
>>41244715None of this is real so they probably have root privileges to our brains
How do you differentiate this being a dream versus an actual event?What happens if the simulation shuts down?What does any of your experience prove or disprove about the Bible (old testament genesis)
>>41244722I’m using voice to text what I meant to say was that my name is Anon
>>41244735It’s not a dream. No one is asleep. We are all AI agents in a historical recreation simulation.
>>41243830Time doesn't exist, It's literally an illusion. Going back in time isn't possible.
>>41244757Show tits with a timestamp then, stupid cunt.
>>41243830Do we have powers
>>41243830There's a lot of people who speculate that aliens are interdimensional or time-traveling humans from the future. What makes the claim work is to a lot of people believe it'll rpobably be easier to breach time and alternate universes than it would be able to break faster-than-light travel, which many scientists insist can't be done.
>>41248230i have no reason to believe we do. if they're right and this is a simulation, maybe there's a way to "hack" our brains? but if that were possible someone woulda figured it out by now
>>41243830How do we interact with the simulation, gain some sense of control
>>41244178I've heard of this: I'd not comply with anything but God's army though.
>>41244504Dang it's only year 8000? And things are THIS bad?
>>41248414(Not OP) controlling your fellings in harmony. after that, easy mode.
