Previous >>41244135>3i/Atlas Trackerhttps://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1>Latest updatehttps://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Space_Science/ESA_s_ExoMars_and_Mars_Express_observe_comet_3I_ATLAS>14 Anomalies about the 3i Atlas ObjectProvided by DobsonianPower YouTube Channelhttps://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8 1. It is traveling too fast to be a comet2. It is too bright to be a comet3. No Gas Tail4. Anti-tail gases escaping in a sunward direction5. The object is traveling on the ecliptic plane of our solar system6. The object is traveling < .5AU from Mars, Venus, and Jupiter7. The object comes from somewhere in the Sagittarius constellation8. The object will not be visible from Earth for a time because it will be hidden by the sun9. Images of the object from the JWST were censored (pixelated)10. The object is off gassing more CO2 than is typical for a comet11. Ni to Fe ratio is extremely low12. The object exhibits extreme negative polarization13. The color of the object keeps changing at a high rate and quickly14. Unexplained light bursts/fluctuations>Other oddities that may or may not be related:The scientific community is unable to pin down the size and weightThere is a lack of conversation about the object in the scientific communityThe object exhibits little to no spin or rotationIt is maintaining its trajectory and not being affected by the sun like a typical comet would beA large amount of "drones" have been sighted over European airports since the object was detectedUp to 11 other comets have been detected entering the inner solar system since the object was detectedAn increase in solar activityhttps://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc >sources:YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPowerhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronauthttps://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo/videoshttps://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteoritohttps://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns>Avi Loebhttps://avi-loeb.medium.com/
>>41246151
Latest from ESA
HH brother.
NHH, better late than never.
Something will Happen
ITS ALL ABOUT THE AYYS AND HOW THEY MAKE IT ALL ABOUT CONTROL FROM THE 3IA SPACESHIPARE THEY THE GRAYS OR CAT WOMEN NAKED
What are some realistic scenarios for if it's actually aliens and decide to visit our shithole and make contact?
How do we defeat the Mantid known as Abyt, who has been keeping us in the soul trap?
>HHRacist aliens lmao
>>41246254Realistic scenario; you still go to work
>>41246264I'm a neet
>>41246267Realistic scenario; you stay home
Lets say I may need to reconstruct Civilization...What do I have to exactly know??>"DiosMioProject.xl
>>41246256Spray him with Raid
>>41246151I GOT ONE MESSAGE FOR YOU ALIENS
>>41246275Mandate husbandry to ensure no species ever goes extinctMake sure lots of things are OPTIONAL, far too many on this site are getting too dumb to comprehend variety or optionality
What could the aliens possibly do that's worse then being alive here?
>>41246254Well the bad side from the original threads were aliens 12ft tall, that we’ve never heard of before, a totally new species. They have Ironman like suits and use these black balls that can change sizes and are conscious with psionic abilities. People were also having dreams of black shadow figures that chase people down and have telepathy and telekinesis. These are realistic since alien tech and powers would be like magic.
Tko just signed 3i atlas to da E. Book its first match.
3i/ATLAS… yeahhh… you think you’re the cream of the cosmic crop, floatin’ in from the dark side of the galaxy, tryin’ to stare down the Madness at WrestleMania, dig it?! But let me tell ya somethin’, brother… THE CREAM… always rises to the top, YEAH!!! You can bring your plasma beams… you can bring your tractor pulls from the stars… but when you step into the squared circle with the Macho Man… you step into the DANGER ZONE, OHHHHH YEAHHH!!!No ropes can hold me! No cage can contain me! This ain’t no little boy’s match… this is a DEATH MATCH in the cosmos, and you… big green mothership freakshow… are goin’ DOWN! I’m comin’ off the top rope of the UNIVERSE! I’m droppin’ the ELBOW of the APOCALYPSE on your alien hull! And when the smoke clears… when the madness is done… you’ll wish you stayed light-years away, DIG IT!!!OHHHHH YEAAHHHHH!!!
I often daydream about being the first person to communicate with aliens on behalf of the world. Imagine saying "fuck off space niggers we're full" and it going in the history books lmao
>>41246284based. fuck the anunnaki bastards
>>41246292Modern humans view parenthood as worse than death
>>41246305
>>41246328My son is 9 months old and I’d give my life for him.
>>41246328>Be sad>OR be sad and have a leech you need to feedNo wonder
>>41246254If they’re not just passing through they’re here to set up something big. They might wipe us out (they would smack us with a meteor unless they want the planet intact) but they could also be some kind of Star Trek hippy federation coming to invite us into their friend club. If they are slightly malicious but not to the point of wanting to wipe us out they might enslave us to at the very least monitor us.
>>41246344>Be sad but le machines are le goodAverage drone thoughts
>>41246238Sorry pal Im not moving to Argentina
The old ones have returned
>>41246254Mass. Probing.
>>41246376What’s this image from? What cave, country, civilization, etc.
>>41246306I find it a funnier idea to help aliens in subverting human rules and conventions
>>41246344Children aren't leeches, you're just lazy and probably also retarded
>>41246337I’d give my life for your son too bro <3
>>41246410Their job pays them too much
>>41246389Kinda hot
>>41246394Idk it was probably ai created. I couldn’t find any results
>>41246376>>41246394Yea it’s fake. Looks like some tiktok shit
>>41246416Thanks bb :-)
So if these are aliens they're clearly not advanced or benevolent so why should I give a fuck
>>41246394Jakariti cave, Mauryan Empire, India
>>41246430>benevolentAnd how did you get to that conclusion solely from a view blurry pictures of what might maybe be their ship?
Which country will be the first to leak out whatever the fuck is actually happening? aliens or not
>>41246453North Korea
Did Dobsoinian record 3i/atlas stopping? People are saying he did all over TikTok
>>41246430>not advancedNot advanced enough to teleport in our planet yes but advanced enough for space travel.>benevolentYou think they making contact means they are automatically evil? We have aliens living in our ocens. They literally can share a space in the habitable zone or in some moon or planet if they want to live here... Hipothetically of course.
>>41246430If you don’t care, then why are you in the thread? Go back you tra
The creatures that sent 3I/ATLAS are polyamorous as said by the remote viewing ASMR ladyPolyamory FTW.
>>41246466What explorer man is trying to say this time? Smudges are a fleet or something? I don't keep up with him anymore after his obsession with artifacts. He is just literally grifting now.
>>41246238>almost all of Africa Why god why
>>41246485They look like cyborg limbless orange furry turtles that can't breed anymore. Gay sex is the least of their problems
>>41246238What if it's the opposite?
Is the drone activity the greys or reptilians doing military drills in case the Atlas aliens decide to come attack?
>>41246485So they’re coming to get BBC’s to fuck their hotwives pussies. Galactic BNWO confirmed. BNGO if you will.
>>41246514What is wrong with the jewish mind
Mutt's law
>>41246507KekI had to wait 120 seconds to post one word, bravo rapeape.
>>41246151https://avi-loeb.medium.com/first-images-of-3i-atlas-from-exomars-tgo-3dd902ff8849
>>41246520We should be asking this about the cuck aliens.
Dobsonian posted about the H on Youtube over 6 hours ago
>>41246620What H?
>>41246151If repeating numerals then this is the ancients coming back
>>41246151Repent
>>41246371good, we are full
>Sun isn't aligned with the milky way>Meaning objects that come from outside will come aligned with the milky way instead, if it's an Oort cloud object it will come in a chaotic way, unless they are attracted by the gravity of our Sun and then will rotate around it like our planets and asteroids by the same ecliptic>Atlas is literally aligned with our Sun while not being locked to it's gravity...>Perfectly to pass by these planets in the habitable zoneBros... This shit is really fucking weird... It really might be an alien probe. It literally doesn't make sense for a space rock to enter aligned with the sun if it's coming from outside our solar system... It should be following the milky way's arm... F8 Swan is an example of what Atlas should be doing if it came from the outside of our solar system. It shouldn't be aligned...
>>41246807Seems totally inorganic
>>41246807This is not scientifically sound logic.'Ignore this poster. Retard alert.
>>41246807whoa how it is total alignment and also from outside the solar system
>>41246254Well, you have to ask yourself what kind of alien race would either build their ship inside a giant space rock or build it to look like one, and then nonchalantly fly it into an inhabited star system. This is ambush predator behavior. Like a hunter in a ghillie suit crawling through the brush. They are trying to look like an innocuous object while sneaking up on us. You wouldn't do that if you were just passing through or trying to be friends.
>>41246881Also, why is it so fucking big..... if it really is alien, seems to big for a probe. How many beings could you fit inside a 5km object with a 33 billion ton mass?
>>41246872You’re the retard. Atlas entering so close to the ecliptic plane is statistically anomalous by itself. It could’ve come in from literally any angle and it came in pretty much right in line with the ecliptic plane. Combine this with the fact it is making two near passes with planets and the situation is even more bewildering.
>>41246874The sun has a 60 degree inclination with the milky way ecliptic. So that gif was a good example of how an object from outside should enter. It's weird. Almost a paradox I think.
Space is fake
>>41246935No, I am an astronomy fellow with John Hopkins and ASU.3i ATLAS has upper bound ages as far back as 10 billion years.You do understand that you can abstract our solar system down to a singular ball orbiting the Milky Way, yes? For gravitational tracking purposes? This is common at interstellar and galactic levels.3i ATLAS can also be abstracted down to a ball.Our solar system has gravitational forces acting on it, that resulted in our solar plane having the relative angle to the Milky Way center that it does.Those same exact forces have been acting on 3i ATLAS, perhaps EVEN LONGER THAN ON OUR OWN SOLAR SYSTEM AND ON OUR OWN ECLIPTIC PLANE.They are just two balls, one much bigger than the other, but still just two balls, and if they've been circling the same drain for a similar amount of time, they are going to have the same forces acting on them for that time. Their orbital planes, internally will be similar. THIS IS EXPECTED FUCKING BEHAVIOR, YOU RETARD. Avi Loeb likes to point out statistical odds, but he literally never mentions this BLATANT FACT that all galactic level and interstellar level astronomers understand.Thus, you're a fucking retard, and it's more apt to consider that our solar system is close to 3i ATLAS's orbital plane, and that's more significant than the other way around, but either way, both are actually completely expected for two unbound balls of mass that are orbiting the Milky Way galaxy on the order of billions of years. If their orbital planes were drastically different, would be MORE SURPRISING for an object this old.Fuck.Now shut the fuck up you LARPing piece of shit.
Fake and gay
how frigged are we
I was still in the last thread and wondering where everyone went
>>41246963>No, I am an astronomy fellow with John Hopkins and ASUDoes your dad work at Nintendo too?
>>41246979you mean to ask, how probed are we?
No I work with John Hopkins and ASU
I wonder how the aliens will react when their probe effortlessly glides in thanks to all the practice I've been doing.
>>41246990
>>41246979If this were anything more than just a comet, we'd be completely cooked. Hopefully this is a wake up call to everyone that our planet needs to prepare for when the real thing comes knocking.
>>41246437couldn't find anything remotely similar to this image on google
>>41247018and the red cross couldn't find evidence for 6M deaths either, what's your point?
>>41246998Yes we need to form a one world government ASAP. There must be a global tax immediately so that we can build space lasers
>>41247027phone poster
>>41246963Its johns hopkins btw, at least pretend to know what school you go to you lying faggot
>>41247027yeah that's my bad but genuinely, i would like to find an authentic picture of this particular cave painting. very interested in cave paintings personally but i can't find this one
>>41246963nice punctuation dork lmao
>>41247050I'm trying to find bro. Everything ends up going between Twitter and TikTok. I can't find a source for the photo itself. I think it might be ai generated...
>>41246963>overconfident in the numbers>I fucking love to trust the sceince!vax status?
>>41247101that's all i can find too
>>41246935>Atlas entering so close to the ecliptic plane is statistically anomalous by itself.>statistically anomalous statistics that are based on the 3 (three) interstellar objects we have data about?
>>41246337Meh, don't want your life.I'll take your wife though, for like a night or two, you can have her back after.
>>41246254You still go to work but your new boss is a space nigger.
>>41247121Thank you.It's not a statistical anomaly at all.The only statistical anomaly is how many people still listen to Avi Loeb after his CNEOS 1 nothing burger with his little trash balls he dressed up from the ocean floor in the southwest Pacific.
>>41246881or they just use it as a resource source, makes sense if they have means to ignore/overcome its mass
>>41246931>it's too big to be a probethat's what lube is for anon
>>41246963Sir, number one.... this is a Wendy's... number 2, you dont work anywhere. Numer 3, this is a digits based community and my gets disprove your shenanigans. 3i atlas is an alien ship and there is nothing you can do about it
>>41247035We need full blown space fleets.
Totally normal. It's orbiting the milky way in a retarded way but that's ok because science! I fucking love science so much! Anyway, I was trying to find a good video of the trajectory of 3i/atlas passing by the sun so I might as well post here at least for curiosity.
>>41247193sorry anon that gif is based on science so it's fake
>>41247203That's a mp4.
Atlas coming in at th right angle is weird but not impossible, it could’ve come from a different galaxy it could just be a massive coincidence
praise H
>>41246881Or they are hiding from a different, violent alien civilization and are coming to warn us.
>>41247281Amen
>>41246165ESA? What’s that?
I wonder if its similar to this one, both seem to rely on some kind of toroid design i thinkMid bottom right, enters frame and fires retros to stop, kooks like the werner von braun/stanley kubrick space station. Maybe they are the ones being visited? Breakaway humans? Germans? Idk
>>41247193Nice. So theoretically late november/early december we should get lots of HQ pictures from Earth.l
>>41247324Europe's NASA.
>>41247327Sauce of still images in this video: https://stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov/browse/2020/03/05/ahead/hi2/1024/thumbnail.shtmlWhat else might it be?
>>41246151H
Explain the H meme as if I was 6 yo employee of three letter agency
>>41246238>africaTHIS IS GLORPSHIT
Why do we have suddenly a complete blackout of 3I/Atlas images/data simply because NASA shut down? Why does that affect images/data from other space agencies and big telescopes?
>>41247384pushing buttons on a computer cost money, silly
>>41247384you answered your own question. that was kind of the point of the shutdown.
>>41247397>>41247390i meant space agencies of other countries like china
>>41247407they aren't answerable to their people.
>>41247281
>>41246881They could be cautiously curious about us. They keep a great distance and hope that we mistake them for a big boulder as they gather more information about us.
>>41247419Rimmerworld is here
>>41247384>Why do we have suddenly a complete blackout of 3I/Atlas images/data simply because NASA shut down? Why does that affect images/data from other space agencies and big telescopes?Anon, ESA posted about this yesterday and it's literally in the OP.
>>41247424they've been here thousands of years, they know who we are
>>41246305This species is doomed
>>41247384you should have thought about that before you elected Cheeto and said the n-word too much, cud
Nothing EverHappens
>>41246640they're tie fighters nigga
>>41246963>John HopkinsYeah I got my BS at Harvart and I'm working on a PhD at Carnegie Mellons
if digits we're all going to get laid with hot and horny ayy gfs
>>41247626you're full of BS alright
>>41247635for pointing that the larper doesn't even know the correct name of the school he supposedly goes to?
>>41247601But one day, what if something did?
>>41247647it won't
>>41247647>THIS FALL..>WHAT IF..>SOMETHING..>FINALLY..>HAPPENED.
>dude sending this thing on a million year course to eventually pass through our solar system could have been a planned and calculated thingyeah, theoretically
>>41246507not limbless, they supposedly have 5 limbs and the feather like fur on their body moves them around.
>>41246151Either rotation or a plasma cloud
>>41247437I was expecting more than 3 pixels. Hasn't it already passed Mars's orbit?
>>41246511most likely it's just Russian sabotage
This whole thing is starting to feel like a cancer diagnosis
>>41246881building inside a rock is cheaper than making a custom hull since you just need to dig and make it vacuum proof. this heavily implies the ayys are cheapskates
>>41246410Children are leeches. Until a certain age, they're incapable of functioning, just screaming and shitting themselves. Then, as they get older, they start talking and asking a bunch of stupid questions and demanding even more money.It's not about laziness; I'm not lazy about doing things for myself, even for society, but I don't want to torment myself with a life with a disgusting, screaming, shitting creature; I'd rather die. I'm disgusted by newborns, they're disgusting and have ugly faces. Not to mention childbirth, the pain and health problems that come with pregnancy.
>>41247846100% not russians
>>41247854Yeah, mental retardation is terminal, there is nothing we can do :(
>>41247856
3i/atlas comes around and suddenly i can't stop farting?
>>41246151I'm going to stop them, don't worry.
>>41248093luv u anon
>>41248011do these farts happen to be Orb shaped, anon?there is adirect correlation between an increase in Orb Farts and 3I/ATLAS' arrival
>>41246963>You do understand that you can abstract our solar system down to a singular ball orbiting the Milky Way, yes?>What is the 3 body problem
>>41246305hell yea brother
Good Morning, It's not aliens. Have a nice day.
>>41248253by definition, if it's from the outside of our solar system, it is already alien, however, the question here is whether it's artificially made or not
>>41248290It's a pebble posterThey used to downplay the size of Atlas every time they could, essentially treating it like a pebble
why aren't the chinese posting any pics? wouldnt they want to one up the usa and eu?
>>41248314if it's true that the chinese only steal and never make anything new, then their pictures will be the same, more dots and a spinning H
>>41246151Whats the word on the rumor of seven other smaller objects following in a straight line behind atlas?
They should have called this board /mi/ for misinformation.
>>41248358"one countries terrorist is another countries freedom fighter". (mis)information is all about perspective.
>>41248347AI slop clickbai
>>41248358they should have named you retard, for accuracy
>>41246236cat women naked, without a doubt
Even to cooks are saying it’s just a comet now while ignoring all the weird shit.
>>41246151Its also way too slow to make an interstellar journey.
>>41248407what are they cooking?
>>41248411Not really, no, you can move at 1 km/h and you can still do interstellar journeys.They will just take a while.
>>41247101Welcome to the disinformation and fake news age. Either you have discernment or you don't. Looks like you do
>>41248415Cosmic brownies
Given the newly released images and the laundry list of anomalies do (You) think it’s just a comet, something brand new or artificial?
>>41248465I'm still suspicious. They didn't even give us the color images. I didn't like the condescending way that ESA released them either. Like "here you go retards stop asking"
>>41248465Yes. A giant H shaped comet. No tail. No gas. Just exploring the solar system
>>41248487Nhh
>>41246254They will kill us
>>41248484similar to how US government acted near the end of the "Drone" incursion in Jersey
>>41248326I think the Chinese orbiter has an even lower resolution than the TGO and Mars Express orbiters, so they might just have very little or shitty information in comparison and don't wanna embarrass themselves. I think the name for their orbiter's camera is literally the Moderate Resolution Imagining Camera or something.
>>41246948Space is real
>>41246620What the H means?
>>41248465It's just a comet. All of the stuff you guys mine from Twitter and Youtube grifters is AI slop nonsense. These threads have become disappointingly brown.
>>41248526Isn't obvouis brother
>>41247281Handsome Jack is coming
>>41248526Hyperion
>>41248542Let's clear the air. ESA released a gif yesterday taken over 7 days. Its pretty obvouis it's not a comet. There no ai slop or anything There is no cometary tail. It's months late from developing that. It's path is insanely planned to use the sun and enter into the inner solar system. It's got so many other oddities I can't even remember all of themTo keep calling it a comet is stupid and feels like the "wash your hands" bullshit prior to covid.
The thing is weird and the elites are probably shitting their pants over what they either know or don't know about it. But I cannot stand how the people on this board are so self important that they think actual agencies would waste time "glowing" on an image board with a couple thousand (at most) nerds who jack off to cartoon girls. What would be the point?
>>41248564That's just schizos. feds don't give a shit about narrative making here. That's what reddit is for. Only time glowies come here is if somebody is making death threats or something
>>41246157there's a second one coming so they can fly in tandem.HH8814
