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Previous >>41244135

>3i/Atlas Tracker
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1

>Latest update

https://www.esa.int/Science_Exploration/Space_Science/ESA_s_ExoMars_and_Mars_Express_observe_comet_3I_ATLAS

>14 Anomalies about the 3i Atlas Object

Provided by DobsonianPower YouTube Channel
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8

1. It is traveling too fast to be a comet
2. It is too bright to be a comet
3. No Gas Tail
4. Anti-tail gases escaping in a sunward direction
5. The object is traveling on the ecliptic plane of our solar system
6. The object is traveling < .5AU from Mars, Venus, and Jupiter
7. The object comes from somewhere in the Sagittarius constellation
8. The object will not be visible from Earth for a time because it will be hidden by the sun
9. Images of the object from the JWST were censored (pixelated)
10. The object is off gassing more CO2 than is typical for a comet
11. Ni to Fe ratio is extremely low
12. The object exhibits extreme negative polarization
13. The color of the object keeps changing at a high rate and quickly
14. Unexplained light bursts/fluctuations

>Other oddities that may or may not be related:

The scientific community is unable to pin down the size and weight

There is a lack of conversation about the object in the scientific community

The object exhibits little to no spin or rotation

It is maintaining its trajectory and not being affected by the sun like a typical comet would be

A large amount of "drones" have been sighted over European airports since the object was detected

Up to 11 other comets have been detected entering the inner solar system since the object was detected

An increase in solar activity

https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc

>sources:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns

>Avi Loeb
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
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>>41246151
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Latest from ESA
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HH brother.
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NHH, better late than never.
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Something will Happen
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ITS ALL ABOUT THE AYYS AND HOW THEY MAKE IT

ALL ABOUT CONTROL FROM THE 3IA SPACESHIP

ARE THEY THE GRAYS OR CAT WOMEN NAKED
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>>41246151
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What are some realistic scenarios for if it's actually aliens and decide to visit our shithole and make contact?
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How do we defeat the Mantid known as Abyt, who has been keeping us in the soul trap?
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>HH
Racist aliens lmao
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>>41246254
Realistic scenario; you still go to work
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>>41246264
I'm a neet
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>>41246267
Realistic scenario; you stay home
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Lets say I may need to reconstruct Civilization...
What do I have to exactly know??

>"DiosMioProject.xl
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>>41246256
Spray him with Raid
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>>41246151

I GOT ONE MESSAGE FOR YOU ALIENS
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>>41246275
Mandate husbandry to ensure no species ever goes extinct
Make sure lots of things are OPTIONAL, far too many on this site are getting too dumb to comprehend variety or optionality
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What could the aliens possibly do that's worse then being alive here?
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>>41246254
Well the bad side from the original threads were aliens 12ft tall, that we’ve never heard of before, a totally new species. They have Ironman like suits and use these black balls that can change sizes and are conscious with psionic abilities. People were also having dreams of black shadow figures that chase people down and have telepathy and telekinesis. These are realistic since alien tech and powers would be like magic.
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Tko just signed 3i atlas to da E. Book its first match.
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3i/ATLAS… yeahhh… you think you’re the cream of the cosmic crop, floatin’ in from the dark side of the galaxy, tryin’ to stare down the Madness at WrestleMania, dig it?! But let me tell ya somethin’, brother… THE CREAM… always rises to the top, YEAH!!!

You can bring your plasma beams… you can bring your tractor pulls from the stars… but when you step into the squared circle with the Macho Man… you step into the DANGER ZONE, OHHHHH YEAHHH!!!

No ropes can hold me! No cage can contain me! This ain’t no little boy’s match… this is a DEATH MATCH in the cosmos, and you… big green mothership freakshow… are goin’ DOWN!

I’m comin’ off the top rope of the UNIVERSE! I’m droppin’ the ELBOW of the APOCALYPSE on your alien hull! And when the smoke clears… when the madness is done… you’ll wish you stayed light-years away, DIG IT!!!

OHHHHH YEAAHHHHH!!!
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I often daydream about being the first person to communicate with aliens on behalf of the world. Imagine saying "fuck off space niggers we're full" and it going in the history books lmao
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>>41246284
based. fuck the anunnaki bastards
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>>41246292
Modern humans view parenthood as worse than death
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>>41246305
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>>41246328

My son is 9 months old and I’d give my life for him.
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>>41246328
>Be sad
>OR be sad and have a leech you need to feed
No wonder
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>>41246254
If they’re not just passing through they’re here to set up something big. They might wipe us out (they would smack us with a meteor unless they want the planet intact) but they could also be some kind of Star Trek hippy federation coming to invite us into their friend club. If they are slightly malicious but not to the point of wanting to wipe us out they might enslave us to at the very least monitor us.
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>>41246344
>Be sad but le machines are le good
Average drone thoughts
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>>41246238
Sorry pal Im not moving to Argentina
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The old ones have returned
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>>41246254
Mass. Probing.
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>>41246376

What’s this image from? What cave, country, civilization, etc.
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>>41246306
I find it a funnier idea to help aliens in subverting human rules and conventions
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>>41246344
Children aren't leeches, you're just lazy and probably also retarded
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>>41246337
I’d give my life for your son too bro <3
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>>41246410
Their job pays them too much
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>>41246389
Kinda hot
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>>41246394
Idk it was probably ai created. I couldn’t find any results
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>>41246376
>>41246394


Yea it’s fake. Looks like some tiktok shit
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>>41246416

Thanks bb :-)
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So if these are aliens they're clearly not advanced or benevolent so why should I give a fuck
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>>41246394
Jakariti cave, Mauryan Empire, India
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>>41246430
>benevolent
And how did you get to that conclusion solely from a view blurry pictures of what might maybe be their ship?
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Which country will be the first to leak out whatever the fuck is actually happening? aliens or not
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>>41246453
North Korea
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Did Dobsoinian record 3i/atlas stopping? People are saying he did all over TikTok
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>>41246430
>not advanced
Not advanced enough to teleport in our planet yes but advanced enough for space travel.
>benevolent
You think they making contact means they are automatically evil? We have aliens living in our ocens. They literally can share a space in the habitable zone or in some moon or planet if they want to live here... Hipothetically of course.
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>>41246430
If you don’t care, then why are you in the thread? Go back you tra
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The creatures that sent 3I/ATLAS are polyamorous as said by the remote viewing ASMR lady

Polyamory FTW.
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>>41246466
What explorer man is trying to say this time? Smudges are a fleet or something? I don't keep up with him anymore after his obsession with artifacts. He is just literally grifting now.
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>>41246238
>almost all of Africa
Why god why
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>>41246485
They look like cyborg limbless orange furry turtles that can't breed anymore. Gay sex is the least of their problems
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>>41246238
What if it's the opposite?
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Is the drone activity the greys or reptilians doing military drills in case the Atlas aliens decide to come attack?
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>>41246485
So they’re coming to get BBC’s to fuck their hotwives pussies. Galactic BNWO confirmed. BNGO if you will.
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>>41246514
What is wrong with the jewish mind
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Mutt's law
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>>41246507
Kek

I had to wait 120 seconds to post one word, bravo rapeape.
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>>41246151
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/first-images-of-3i-atlas-from-exomars-tgo-3dd902ff8849
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>>41246520
We should be asking this about the cuck aliens.
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Dobsonian posted about the H on Youtube over 6 hours ago
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>>41246620
What H?
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>>41246151
If repeating numerals then this is the ancients coming back
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Repent
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>>41246371
good, we are full
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>Sun isn't aligned with the milky way
>Meaning objects that come from outside will come aligned with the milky way instead, if it's an Oort cloud object it will come in a chaotic way, unless they are attracted by the gravity of our Sun and then will rotate around it like our planets and asteroids by the same ecliptic
>Atlas is literally aligned with our Sun while not being locked to it's gravity...
>Perfectly to pass by these planets in the habitable zone
Bros... This shit is really fucking weird... It really might be an alien probe. It literally doesn't make sense for a space rock to enter aligned with the sun if it's coming from outside our solar system... It should be following the milky way's arm... F8 Swan is an example of what Atlas should be doing if it came from the outside of our solar system. It shouldn't be aligned...
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>>41246807
Seems totally inorganic
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>>41246807
This is not scientifically sound logic.
'
Ignore this poster. Retard alert.
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>>41246807
whoa how it is total alignment and also from outside the solar system
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>>41246254
Well, you have to ask yourself what kind of alien race would either build their ship inside a giant space rock or build it to look like one, and then nonchalantly fly it into an inhabited star system. This is ambush predator behavior. Like a hunter in a ghillie suit crawling through the brush. They are trying to look like an innocuous object while sneaking up on us. You wouldn't do that if you were just passing through or trying to be friends.
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>>41246881
Also, why is it so fucking big..... if it really is alien, seems to big for a probe. How many beings could you fit inside a 5km object with a 33 billion ton mass?
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>>41246872
You’re the retard. Atlas entering so close to the ecliptic plane is statistically anomalous by itself. It could’ve come in from literally any angle and it came in pretty much right in line with the ecliptic plane. Combine this with the fact it is making two near passes with planets and the situation is even more bewildering.
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>>41246874
The sun has a 60 degree inclination with the milky way ecliptic. So that gif was a good example of how an object from outside should enter. It's weird. Almost a paradox I think.
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Space is fake
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>>41246935
No, I am an astronomy fellow with John Hopkins and ASU.

3i ATLAS has upper bound ages as far back as 10 billion years.

You do understand that you can abstract our solar system down to a singular ball orbiting the Milky Way, yes? For gravitational tracking purposes? This is common at interstellar and galactic levels.

3i ATLAS can also be abstracted down to a ball.

Our solar system has gravitational forces acting on it, that resulted in our solar plane having the relative angle to the Milky Way center that it does.

Those same exact forces have been acting on 3i ATLAS, perhaps EVEN LONGER THAN ON OUR OWN SOLAR SYSTEM AND ON OUR OWN ECLIPTIC PLANE.

They are just two balls, one much bigger than the other, but still just two balls, and if they've been circling the same drain for a similar amount of time, they are going to have the same forces acting on them for that time. Their orbital planes, internally will be similar. THIS IS EXPECTED FUCKING BEHAVIOR, YOU RETARD. Avi Loeb likes to point out statistical odds, but he literally never mentions this BLATANT FACT that all galactic level and interstellar level astronomers understand.

Thus, you're a fucking retard, and it's more apt to consider that our solar system is close to 3i ATLAS's orbital plane, and that's more significant than the other way around, but either way, both are actually completely expected for two unbound balls of mass that are orbiting the Milky Way galaxy on the order of billions of years. If their orbital planes were drastically different, would be MORE SURPRISING for an object this old.

Fuck.

Now shut the fuck up you LARPing piece of shit.
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Fake and gay
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how frigged are we
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I was still in the last thread and wondering where everyone went
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>>41246963
>No, I am an astronomy fellow with John Hopkins and ASU
Does your dad work at Nintendo too?
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>>41246979
you mean to ask, how probed are we?
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No I work with John Hopkins and ASU
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I wonder how the aliens will react when their probe effortlessly glides in thanks to all the practice I've been doing.
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>>41246979
If this were anything more than just a comet, we'd be completely cooked. Hopefully this is a wake up call to everyone that our planet needs to prepare for when the real thing comes knocking.
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>>41246990
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>>41246437
couldn't find anything remotely similar to this image on google
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>>41247018
and the red cross couldn't find evidence for 6M deaths either, what's your point?
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>>41246998
Yes we need to form a one world government ASAP. There must be a global tax immediately so that we can build space lasers
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>>41247027
phone poster
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>>41246963
Its johns hopkins btw, at least pretend to know what school you go to you lying faggot
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>>41247027
yeah that's my bad but genuinely, i would like to find an authentic picture of this particular cave painting. very interested in cave paintings personally but i can't find this one
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>>41246963
nice punctuation dork lmao
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>>41247050
I'm trying to find bro. Everything ends up going between Twitter and TikTok. I can't find a source for the photo itself. I think it might be ai generated...
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>>41246963
>overconfident in the numbers
>I fucking love to trust the sceince!
vax status?
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>>41247101
that's all i can find too
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>>41246935
>Atlas entering so close to the ecliptic plane is statistically anomalous by itself.
>statistically anomalous
statistics that are based on the 3 (three) interstellar objects we have data about?
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>>41246337
Meh, don't want your life.

I'll take your wife though, for like a night or two, you can have her back after.
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>>41246254
You still go to work but your new boss is a space nigger.
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>>41247121
Thank you.

It's not a statistical anomaly at all.

The only statistical anomaly is how many people still listen to Avi Loeb after his CNEOS 1 nothing burger with his little trash balls he dressed up from the ocean floor in the southwest Pacific.
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>>41246881
or they just use it as a resource source, makes sense if they have means to ignore/overcome its mass
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>>41246931
>it's too big to be a probe
that's what lube is for anon
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>>41246963
Sir, number one.... this is a Wendy's... number 2, you dont work anywhere. Numer 3, this is a digits based community and my gets disprove your shenanigans. 3i atlas is an alien ship and there is nothing you can do about it
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>>41247035
We need full blown space fleets.
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Totally normal. It's orbiting the milky way in a retarded way but that's ok because science! I fucking love science so much! Anyway, I was trying to find a good video of the trajectory of 3i/atlas passing by the sun so I might as well post here at least for curiosity.
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>>41247193
sorry anon that gif is based on science so it's fake
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>>41247203
That's a mp4.
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Atlas coming in at th right angle is weird but not impossible, it could’ve come from a different galaxy it could just be a massive coincidence
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praise H
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>>41246881
Or they are hiding from a different, violent alien civilization and are coming to warn us.
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>>41247281
Amen
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>>41246165
ESA? What’s that?
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I wonder if its similar to this one, both seem to rely on some kind of toroid design i think

Mid bottom right, enters frame and fires retros to stop, kooks like the werner von braun/stanley kubrick space station. Maybe they are the ones being visited? Breakaway humans? Germans? Idk
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>>41247193
Nice. So theoretically late november/early december we should get lots of HQ pictures from Earth.l
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>>41247324
Europe's NASA.
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>>41247327
Sauce of still images in this video: https://stereo-ssc.nascom.nasa.gov/browse/2020/03/05/ahead/hi2/1024/thumbnail.shtml

What else might it be?
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>>41246151
H
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Explain the H meme as if I was 6 yo employee of three letter agency
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>>41246238
>africa
THIS IS GLORPSHIT
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Why do we have suddenly a complete blackout of 3I/Atlas images/data simply because NASA shut down? Why does that affect images/data from other space agencies and big telescopes?
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>>41247384
pushing buttons on a computer cost money, silly
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>>41247384
you answered your own question. that was kind of the point of the shutdown.
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>>41247397
>>41247390
i meant space agencies of other countries like china
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>>41247407
they aren't answerable to their people.
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>>41246881
They could be cautiously curious about us. They keep a great distance and hope that we mistake them for a big boulder as they gather more information about us.
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>>41247419
Rimmerworld is here
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>>41247384
>Why do we have suddenly a complete blackout of 3I/Atlas images/data simply because NASA shut down? Why does that affect images/data from other space agencies and big telescopes?
Anon, ESA posted about this yesterday and it's literally in the OP.
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>>41247424
they've been here thousands of years, they know who we are
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>>41246305
This species is doomed
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>>41247384
you should have thought about that before you elected Cheeto and said the n-word too much, cud
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Nothing
Ever
Happens
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>>41246640
they're tie fighters nigga
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>>41246963
>John Hopkins
Yeah I got my BS at Harvart and I'm working on a PhD at Carnegie Mellons
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if digits we're all going to get laid with hot and horny ayy gfs
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>>41247626
you're full of BS alright
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>>41247635
for pointing that the larper doesn't even know the correct name of the school he supposedly goes to?
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>>41247601
But one day, what if something did?
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>>41247647
it won't
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>>41247647
>THIS FALL..
>WHAT IF..
>SOMETHING..
>FINALLY..
>HAPPENED.
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>dude sending this thing on a million year course to eventually pass through our solar system could have been a planned and calculated thing
yeah, theoretically
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>>41246507
not limbless, they supposedly have 5 limbs and the feather like fur on their body moves them around.
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>>41246151
Either rotation or a plasma cloud
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>>41247437
I was expecting more than 3 pixels. Hasn't it already passed Mars's orbit?
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>>41246511
most likely it's just Russian sabotage
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This whole thing is starting to feel like a cancer diagnosis
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>>41246881
building inside a rock is cheaper than making a custom hull since you just need to dig and make it vacuum proof.

this heavily implies the ayys are cheapskates
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>>41246410
Children are leeches. Until a certain age, they're incapable of functioning, just screaming and shitting themselves. Then, as they get older, they start talking and asking a bunch of stupid questions and demanding even more money.
It's not about laziness; I'm not lazy about doing things for myself, even for society, but I don't want to torment myself with a life with a disgusting, screaming, shitting creature; I'd rather die. I'm disgusted by newborns, they're disgusting and have ugly faces. Not to mention childbirth, the pain and health problems that come with pregnancy.
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>>41247846
100% not russians
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>>41247854
Yeah, mental retardation is terminal, there is nothing we can do :(
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3i/atlas comes around and suddenly i can't stop farting?
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>>41246151
I'm going to stop them, don't worry.
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>>41248093
luv u anon
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>>41248011
do these farts happen to be Orb shaped, anon?
there is adirect correlation between an increase in Orb Farts and 3I/ATLAS' arrival
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>>41246963
>You do understand that you can abstract our solar system down to a singular ball orbiting the Milky Way, yes?
>What is the 3 body problem
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>>41246305
hell yea brother
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Good Morning,

It's not aliens.

Have a nice day.
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>>41248253
by definition, if it's from the outside of our solar system, it is already alien, however, the question here is whether it's artificially made or not
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>>41248290
It's a pebble poster
They used to downplay the size of Atlas every time they could, essentially treating it like a pebble
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why aren't the chinese posting any pics? wouldnt they want to one up the usa and eu?
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>>41248314
if it's true that the chinese only steal and never make anything new, then their pictures will be the same, more dots and a spinning H
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>>41246151
Whats the word on the rumor of seven other smaller objects following in a straight line behind atlas?
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They should have called this board /mi/ for misinformation.
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>>41248358
"one countries terrorist is another countries freedom fighter". (mis)information is all about perspective.
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>>41248347
AI slop clickbai
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>>41248358
they should have named you retard, for accuracy
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>>41246236
cat women naked, without a doubt
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Even to cooks are saying it’s just a comet now while ignoring all the weird shit.
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>>41246151
Its also way too slow to make an interstellar journey.
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>>41248407
what are they cooking?
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>>41248411
Not really, no, you can move at 1 km/h and you can still do interstellar journeys.
They will just take a while.
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>>41247101
Welcome to the disinformation and fake news age. Either you have discernment or you don't. Looks like you do
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>>41248415
Cosmic brownies
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Given the newly released images and the laundry list of anomalies do (You) think it’s just a comet, something brand new or artificial?
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>>41248465
I'm still suspicious. They didn't even give us the color images. I didn't like the condescending way that ESA released them either. Like "here you go retards stop asking"
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>>41248465
Yes. A giant H shaped comet. No tail. No gas. Just exploring the solar system
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>>41248487
Nhh
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>>41246254
They will kill us
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>>41248484
similar to how US government acted near the end of the "Drone" incursion in Jersey
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>>41248326
I think the Chinese orbiter has an even lower resolution than the TGO and Mars Express orbiters, so they might just have very little or shitty information in comparison and don't wanna embarrass themselves. I think the name for their orbiter's camera is literally the Moderate Resolution Imagining Camera or something.
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>>41246948
Space is real
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>>41246620
What the H means?
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>>41248465
It's just a comet. All of the stuff you guys mine from Twitter and Youtube grifters is AI slop nonsense. These threads have become disappointingly brown.
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>>41248526


Isn't obvouis brother
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>>41247281
Handsome Jack is coming
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>>41248526
Hyperion
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>>41248542
Let's clear the air.

ESA released a gif yesterday taken over 7 days. Its pretty obvouis it's not a comet. There no ai slop or anything

There is no cometary tail. It's months late from developing that. It's path is insanely planned to use the sun and enter into the inner solar system. It's got so many other oddities I can't even remember all of them

To keep calling it a comet is stupid and feels like the "wash your hands" bullshit prior to covid.
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The thing is weird and the elites are probably shitting their pants over what they either know or don't know about it. But I cannot stand how the people on this board are so self important that they think actual agencies would waste time "glowing" on an image board with a couple thousand (at most) nerds who jack off to cartoon girls. What would be the point?
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>>41248564
That's just schizos. feds don't give a shit about narrative making here. That's what reddit is for. Only time glowies come here is if somebody is making death threats or something
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>>41246157
there's a second one coming so they can fly in tandem.
HH
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>>41246394
well here's a real one.
the actual shape of the object.
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>>41246716

HAIMA
HAIMA
HAIMA
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Also the fact reddit has activated it's censorship on the topic. Highly suspect.

When reddit bots start up voting and shutting down conversations with comments like

>Scientists and influencers have said it's a comet. What makes you smarter than them?

Well..you know my friends. We at 4chan can spot soft censorship very well..something the average redditor cant. What they have their message locked in...the opposing viewpoint is shadowbanned or outright banned. Folls...It's time we pack up and prepare to head for the hills

I don't need to wait for a peer reviewed paper from a scientist to tell me this isn't a comet. Kek
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>>41248526
Heighliner
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>>41247162
lel
and
witnessed
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>>41248526
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>>41248564
>>41248567
Glowies do in fact come he but most of the disinfo on the site is unironically idf
There is no other open discussion anywhere online so coming here to disrupt and derail makes sense. Clearly they don’t even want us thinking about it.
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>>41248589
https://literatology.wordpress.com/2014/10/26/the-delphic-epsilon/
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>>41248613

And while I have your attention normies:
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>>41248589
Thanks
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>>41248605
>Idf posts here

Please anon. Don't make me laugh.
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>>41248624
Did you miss when 4chans traffic data leaked?
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>>41248605
>>41248638
Don't engage. It's been proven multiple times and they just want to derail. Dishonest and disingenuous
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We found the bodies. They all had their mouths and eyes stitched shut. Your boy is a fucking monster.
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>>41248624
clearly you haven't been to the store nextdoor
(ng).
note for the adl retards: the time has come for you to lipsync for your life.
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>>41248567
Sheriff Titwood
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>>41248564
shut the fuck up glowie.
you too are going to be furloughed and shutdown soon.
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>>41246151
Explain why this nothingburger isn't over.

Avi Loeb farming $$$ by making ATLAS generals on /x/?

I thought PhD's were smarter than this.
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>>41248564
That's what a glowie would say
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>>41248585
This

I was wondering if (((they))) were going to go for blue beans. However the viral marketing machine would be up and running in that case already.

I see mild suppression, in line with uncertainty about what it is.

OTOH a lot of the geopolitical issues since 2022 can be explained as jockeying for positions since at the highest levels they know something big is coming. They probably have some secret source of info (occult? alien ambassadors on Earth? etc) that they won't even share with cabinet level ministers

That's also the manner in which the 2020 lockdowns were implemented. I remember back in 2020 about a minister in the Israeli cabinet quit his job and walked out of a meeting because they were forced from above to do things without explanation.
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>>41248671
with a kike making money out of the kike fear for retribution, this thing has a nice cycle in it don't you think?
you see kikes do not believe in wisdom, honor or work, they believe in symbols, usury and cannibalism.
imagine an interstellar symbol coming to haunt their very existence at a very difficult cycle for their collective tribalism and their collective customs of raping and killing babies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD_LsHYWMbM&list=RDvD_LsHYWMbM
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>>41248691
No boomer beam.

All you need is a telescope to see this thing. It's super obvious it's the other way, they are gonna clean h their butt cheeks and stay quiet about it hoping it oasses
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>>41248605
I could see it on /pol/ but this board is nothing.
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>>41248691
Imagine if aliens were real and the elites "we need unity" was actually them truly trying to save us from another reset. Kek. Someone posted this yesterday, I thought it was interesting:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Vupd2x7-E
He's talking about how the Bible is jewish. That Adam & Eve were not the first, but the first after a reset because humanity f'd up. So the Anunaki live on Nibiru and when Nibiru circles around to our solar system, they come back to check.

I think it's interesting lol. I don't know what to believe anymore though.
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>>41248671
Avi isn't making anything. This antisemitism is fucking gay

It's like Paul Revere coming up and saying the British are coming and everyone laughs and calls him a Jew and dismisses that British are indeed coming
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>reeeee why don't you just shut up it's over!
>Loeb Loeb Loeb Loeb Loeb? Oh my science!
I'm already tired bros... I want the tourists to leave...
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>>41248638
You know what Photoshop is right? Imagine being baited so easily
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>>41248644
Good. Imagine if they had done it the way your bosses do, given them to the pig farms.
The message would not have been conveyed.

Speaking of messages, decipher this assholes who think yourselves of archons, usurping only in words the dominion of the one Archon, Acheron:
2 epsilons + 2 etas = what kind of hex?
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>>41248717
Oh most jews are evil grifters

However people have been tested before on whether they are evaluating the message, or the messenger causes them to cover their eyes with prejudice

If Netanyahu himself proves that 2+2=4, I listen

That doesn't mean he's not a genocidal parasitic bastard

However, 2+2 _is_ 4
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>>41248751
Once again. Him being Jewish doesn't discount want he is saying and the evidence he brings

What money is he making from this? Explain
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>>41248751
close but no cigar.

in other words, oh so wrong in ways you cannot possibly conceive yet.

be patient. the flying phallus is coming for you too.
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>>41248759
it's a message to his tribe to run for the mountains, like the brazilian anon was saying in another thread. all their money laundering art and their provisions though will have been gathered for naught.
or akshually, to make it a tad easier to be targeted.
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>>41248759
Please...
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>>41246254

If they are modeled after Earth-Based-Mongreloids, and Semi-It's...

Its going to be rape / murder / enslavement / and theft of Resources & Human-Resources,

SOP - Ass-Rape / Sort / Slaughter / Sell...

Do-Unto-Others as "Others" are gonna do to YOU?
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>>41248780
Kek
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>>41248624
Of course idf posts here, you can easily test and prove this by yourself:
If you see a suspicious post, tell that anon to denounce the talmud and the torah.

A jew wont denounce his satanic deity over an internet post, too risky.
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>>41248686
You are just paranoid
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>>41248771
Ok but the British are still coming
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>>41248780
AYY LMAO
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>>41248760
The real Reich wouldn't need to threaten

The real Reich would have learned from the mistakes of the previous one

Fuck larpers

Heil Hitler

Yes, he made mistakes, but redeemed himself through his suffering

Those with rigid thinking always belong in the past

Heil Odin

Heil Baldur, aka Christ, aka Apollo

Heil Our Fair Lady the Triune Goddess, known by many names
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>>41248783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLJbYcX5LWk&list=RDK6EpgyY2Tm8
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>>41248780
What if Avi just has a probing fetish?
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There's straight up radio silence from the space agencies since it passed Mars.
Is it truly...happening?
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ESA? More like Eat Shit Assholes.
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>>41248794
Sure, glowie
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>>41248801

We don't threaten.
We explain in the hope of some pigs redeeming themselves.
How many times did our dear Uncle ask for peace?
We do unto kikes much better than they do the goyim. We don't just give symbols, although we in a thread discussing a symbol. We write it in plain black and white.
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So the science community can't say that they look in space for aliens anymore? Is this now a taboo?
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>>41248808
maybe it goes a little bit deeper than
>oh it's aliens and there's no fucking way to deny or explain it away
maybe it's just
>we wasted billions of dollars on this equipment and it didn't even turn on how do we justify our existence to the government?
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>>41248723
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>>41248821
Always has been

Everyone wants to find some flower pods or scum on a rock 100 light years away

Nobody wants to be found first by something more intelligent
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>>41246256
I had a dream recently that a mantid looking thing was trying to tear at my soul.
I decided to do the same thing to it, ripping at their souls and consuming them like they tried to do to me.
But they just kept coming through these gates.
The next dream I had that related to them was one a space ship made of flesh, I was on a table and this succubus type thing was trying to tempt me into accepting a deal.
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>>41248833
Sorry anon, no aliens this time just demons.
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My Dad works for Science and he says nothing will happen
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>>41248851

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWaU1a3LFHs&list=RDzWaU1a3LFHs
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>>41248833
What color was the mantid?
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Spoke to Bill Nye the Science Guy. He told me it’s just a comet and we should all take a long needed nap after all of us being unjustifiably paranoid about 3i Atlas. With that being said we should all just go to sleep now.
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>>41248864
Go. Fuck. Yourselves.
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>>41248878
Go to sleep alright? I’m Taking a nap now.
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>>41248863
Green is the color of my true love's eyes.
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EXPLORERS
https://youtu.be/z3yNQsMvvh8
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>>41248879
no you.
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>>41248878
He’s right, I spoke to Neil DaWeed Tyson and could confirm that it was just a rock and that the big reality upending event you’ve been hoping for to change your gay shitty life isn’t coming
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>>41248899
Samsung. Dollare.
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Oumuamua and Borisov weren't aligned with our ecliptic plane because they came from the milky way ecliptic plane. Just another curious stuff about science. 3i/atlas is the first interestellar object to be a little bit more exciting and very scientific and science and science. I love this curious rocks doing new and exciting science stuff! Science! I'm excited for rocks!
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>>41248915

It’s like they are doing recon missions and adjusting based on previous paths
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all this talk of atlas no love for lemmon or swan
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>>41248915
the fact that these rocks are probably older than our sun is reason enough to be fascinated by them
we should have missions on standby for such opportunities but instead we're getting great filtered by biblical levels of greed
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Oumuamua Is a much more promising object than atlas, it’s a shame we didn’t see it until it was already heading out the solar system
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>>41248966
Actual comets. Which are boring
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>>41248905
Sorry I don’t speak third world retard faggot
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>>41248966
Maybe because those are just comet... I mean they are less scientific exciting and we saw a lot of them doing this already, I want more exciting rocks.
>>41248971
Yes, if we had something that was going to kill us and we didn't see and didn't have time to prepare It would be awful... We should pay more attention to the things that enter our solar system.
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>>41248977
You're just saying that because it had a non-western sounding name
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>>41248526
Hyperborean
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So what. Some space alien billions of years ago forgot to throw his anchor out the window and his ship floated away. Who cares. It doesn't effect me personally.

ICE goons currently are kidnapping innocent men and women and putting them into torture chambers never to be seen again. That is way more important than some stupid spaceship that's not even coming here. This is nothing but a distraction
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>>41248997
And the fact it speed up as it left, if atlas does the same I’d be shocked but I think atlas is just to large to be effected by anything
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>>41246254
idk if 3i will make contact i think itll shoot right by

4i might make contact or just make a close pass to earth

theyll either ignore us
try to help us
or kill us

no matter what happens its out of our control
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>>41249027
If it's true that other aliens are already here then chances are it's easier to just ignore us
>But we can be a threat to them!
Space is literally too big for them to care
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>>41248966
the difference being that this one came with after a "6EQUJ5", and nobody knows what the fuck that means
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>>41249027
or enslave us. that is also an option
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>>41249051
better practice sucking alien cock telepathically, just in case
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>>41249051
You could literally just kidnap one incel and a few dozen women. Within a generation or two you will have a significant off planet slave system that perpetuates itself.

No need to invade kek
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>>41249059
I mean people sometimes actually just disappear... It's not that crazy of an idea
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>>41247281
Konnichiwa i am back again!

Heil H!

>>41247307
How lazy one can be! More passion for H!



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