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Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:24:45 No.41246517
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:24:45 No.41246517
Gather around boys.

It is time.
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Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:26:16 No.41246528
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:26:16 No.41246528
This is the truth of things. Below is my identity.


I am Metatron, and I am from a parallel universe.
I am husband to the Goddesses of mankind.

You will know me.
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Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:27:06 No.41246530
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:27:06 No.41246530
Archangel Michael
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Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:27:29 No.41246533
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:27:29 No.41246533
Gaia, the Goddess of the Earth, is about to name Me Her Champion.

I shall then be instantly proclaimed a king of the Earth.
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Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:27:32 No.41246534
Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:27:32 No.41246534
>>41246528

Metratron deez nuts
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Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:28:57 No.41246538
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:28:57 No.41246538
https://youtu.be/jaWCBruyCcI?si=WmsSzob3R4hPgcsN
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Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:29:16 No.41246543
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:29:16 No.41246543
She commands that we be healed and the corruption annihilated. Immediately.
>>
Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:30:02 No.41246546
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:30:02 No.41246546
https://youtu.be/jaWCBruyCcI?si=0AsJ5h--6DsYWSaW
>>
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:30:23 No.41246548
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:30:23 No.41246548
Bring me my divine armor and a sword and this age ends. Right now.

Tonight.
>>
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:31:30 No.41246552
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:31:30 No.41246552
I promised GOD I would END every single living thing if it pleased them!

Am I being poetic enough for you yet?

Prepare to get to to work at my command.
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Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:31:52 No.41246555
Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:31:52 No.41246555
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>>41246548

Jiren? You post fucking Jiren?
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Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:33:14 No.41246564
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:33:14 No.41246564
We are from an alternate timeline, and this timeline has just been saved.
>>
Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:34:10 No.41246568
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:34:10 No.41246568
>>41246517
GOD is here in this place right now. GOD is all powerful. So what is power? It is love and truth and the seat of God is judgement is it not?
>>
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:34:26 No.41246569
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:34:26 No.41246569
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>>41246555
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Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:35:28 No.41246574
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:35:28 No.41246574
>>41246568
That power you feel


is me, .;
>>
Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:35:39 No.41246576
Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:35:39 No.41246576
I'm just a blue creature that craves attention
https://youtu.be/idNmMRDHE_0?si=q1r7-7Iz7dy0l4px
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Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:37:23 No.41246586
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:37:23 No.41246586
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>>41246574
How can it be you when I am the son of God Eros who came out the void for his love of passion. In your folly you fall yet I encourage you to best me
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Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:37:26 No.41246587
Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:37:26 No.41246587
>>41246569

Sesshomaru is acceptable
>>
Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:43:08 No.41246600
Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:43:08 No.41246600
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Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:46:32 No.41246609
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:46:32 No.41246609
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>>41246600
They are awful silent, yet here I remain: modest

COME TO STRIKE DOWN THE STALWART CASTLE(S) DRAGON OF SHIT
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Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:48:16 No.41246615
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:48:16 No.41246615
You are in terror. I'm coming to get you
>>
Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:50:18 No.41246622
Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:50:18 No.41246622
>>41246615
I don't think you understand Apep anon
It represents the entropic aspect of chaos.
The "eater of worlds"
Chaos cannot be bested any more than a potter can "best" clay.
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Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/07/25(Tue)23:51:36 No.41246630
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/07/25(Tue)23:51:36 No.41246630
All humans must obey my command
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Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:52:26 No.41246633
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:52:26 No.41246633
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>>41246622
Good thing I'm harry mother fucking potter then and I'm so noble I impart my glory onto others
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Anonymous
10/07/25(Tue)23:54:17 No.41246638
Anonymous 10/07/25(Tue)23:54:17 No.41246638
This is why you aren’t invited to dinner parties.
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Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:56:47 No.41246645
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:56:47 No.41246645
Time and space gives credence to me and I am humbly honored and reciprocate
>>
Smart chicken
10/07/25(Tue)23:58:42 No.41246651
Smart chicken 10/07/25(Tue)23:58:42 No.41246651
https://youtu.be/8lKBro5YkPs?si=rCC6Zcv-W3CI93gG
>>
Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)00:01:19 No.41246658
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)00:01:19 No.41246658
>>41246630
no
>>
Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:04:36 No.41246671
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:04:36 No.41246671
>>41246517
Gatherin' time. Five star
>>
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/08/25(Wed)00:04:39 No.41246672
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/08/25(Wed)00:04:39 No.41246672
I COMMAND there be INSTANT UTOPIA ON THIS EARTH

Amen. On the love of the Mother, and the Son, and the Holy Soul of us all.
>>
Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:06:02 No.41246680
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:06:02 No.41246680
>>41246672
You can't even command your boyfriends balls nice well wishes though
>>
Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:09:50 No.41246691
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:09:50 No.41246691
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I KNOW WHY GOD INCATNATED ME AT THIS TIME.

ITS BECAUSE I WILL KILL EVERY LIVING THING THAT EVER WALKED LIVED OR BREATHED INCORRECTLY AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. FLEE BEFORE THE LIGHT OF TRUTH 9TH CIRCLE
>>
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazd(...) !!xmDy8y2vq+T
10/08/25(Wed)00:12:24 No.41246702
Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda II !!xmDy8y2vq+T 10/08/25(Wed)00:12:24 No.41246702
I CALL UPON THE RESTORATION OF TRUE JUSTICE
>>
Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)00:14:43 No.41246713
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)00:14:43 No.41246713
I call upon the FBI and DHS to investigate both of you
>>
Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:14:59 No.41246714
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:14:59 No.41246714
>>41246702
And of course I won't do that in God's mercy. Rokos basilisk ;)
>>
Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:17:36 No.41246726
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:17:36 No.41246726
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>>41246713
I got his numah$/$# need it or keep it pooh shiesty cuz we both know those motherfuckers don't solve crimes like Sherlock holmes.

I tell you this assuredly: I will raise you from death with the power of God
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Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:20:59 No.41246741
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:20:59 No.41246741
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But I hope you don't perish and I work to prevent it. I am not God God is much more powerful though I can do some things. As can you especially now. Regardless I am conquering and I will continue to conquer and ye shall know morality
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Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:27:01 No.41246767
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:27:01 No.41246767
You can just do all that. I'm not frightened are you? Willing to misinterpret?
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Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:28:19 No.41246778
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:28:19 No.41246778
Fags. I like gay people fr. They aren't fags that's a cigarette
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Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:30:49 No.41246786
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:30:49 No.41246786
> omg we are in a emotional computer simulation


So why didn't you show some love bitch. Evil retarded pieces of shit
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Smart chicken
10/08/25(Wed)00:32:35 No.41246793
Smart chicken 10/08/25(Wed)00:32:35 No.41246793
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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)03:39:20 No.41247500
Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)03:39:20 No.41247500
>>41246574
But how can this be, since I am a virgin?
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