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>prime numbers in my quantum systems
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>>41248746
I am not amused by your skepticism
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K8kEVVeoj6E

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zKApfNWJ1T0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W1Xo1ug5oHU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HMtL-w3j3ik

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxX52MAnGs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ561PAYZ_g

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVvye8cnu_E

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum
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He outplayed you all.
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You can all scream now.
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This isn't a poop shoe you can just flop on and say you got a stinkfoot
This thread is for proper stinkfoots only
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checkmate
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https://youtu.be/rB7XFQgJHBI
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I quit my job because a tranny manager was mean. I am filling for unemployment now
Please pray I get it ideally the corporation I used to work for won't even contest it
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>>41248761
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u400KHZXpI8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PNKq8_x7bLs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BdG0lih9Fhw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ5zDCPxKWI
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>>41248779
cat gang

https://youtu.be/qhKQH0wR6_8
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https://vocaroo.com/1gcmLsPcN9Dk
I am going to cast some black devil magick in this bitch.
I will be permamently on Forbes 100 richest people list, be in the top 0.1% of the wealthiest people on Earth and no one will mind or give a fuck.
I will go fuck myself with my cloned, chipped 899€ human sleeves only I control with high-tech.
I will joyfully spend all my days with my gang of hottie skin jobs doing every recreational activity there is to do and then get gangbanged after.
My hell on Earth is my oyster.
I am the Devil.
I am the Shaitan.
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>>41248820
>>41248791
My corporation is evil
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>>41248811
>>41248791
If I win I want to give some money to my fren overseas who lives by herself and has a cat and is always broke and lives in a poor country she's very nice
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Just remember: the devil burns in hell with you but laughs at you.
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https://youtu.be/VUGZ1KBXGU0?si=bmNeloALh4wGoGjf
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>>41248845
I do not consent to my last and most recent employer contesting my unemployment claim.
I do not consent to my most recent employer showing up to the hearing if one is required.
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>>41248807
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSo8QtXDFxw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PHt8m_q-XqQ
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>when my Golem hits me with the Golem stare
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>>41248854
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbPDfAdfNM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Toooe3cQos
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good afternoon i just sploshed twice and had a power nap
https://youtu.be/srT7vXsucHM?si=u0YYiTyHaIv3NSVe&t=24

not sure what to cook yet
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I know what's wrong with it..
>It ain't got no gas innit
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https://files.catbox.moe/3g8uav.webm
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>>41248906
Hi Chandy
Please pray for me
>>41248849
>>41248843
>>41248836
>>41248791
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>>41248906

lunchtime in Nova Scotia

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptlhgFaB89Y
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>plague doctor gf
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that blue, red shit is gets everywhere
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>>41248845
And in heaven you give hand jobs to god while praising him eternally.
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>>41248933
Doesn't it?
https://youtu.be/4AnDtR2v454?si=JKEKLtGRvy2fDRYY
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>>41248933
checked...
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>>41248929
If that's what you need homie..
I'll pray that your financially able to support yourself.
>>41248930
That is correct it is lunch time in Nova Scotia.
>How the Frick did you know I was there?
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https://youtube.com/shorts/O4VFu6MK1Co?si=RQJ4zkr-KLLPTXKD
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>>41248967
Thank you I guess
I want unemployment now though
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>>41248967
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzyz2egx_0c

how'd they know i was drinkin a blue can

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cOvtoa_w2FA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N65uFX6Kvpw
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>>41248845
You are telling me the God of Abraham was real, the creator, etc. If he was the creator then why did he create foreskin in the first place? Why did he say he would "pick a people of his own". Cause people are not his, he is not the creator but a fraud.
>OMG, HOW COULD I HAVE MADE FORESKIN?!?!
He is not the god of everyone; he is a self-deceived loathing spirit that kills itself.
>I died for jews but like they rejected me so you get a chance now and if you don't take it im going to light you on fire.
He's going to be alone in that heaven of his.
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She will message back, she is no longer hesitant. We will get together and it will be good for everyone involved
( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──*:・゚
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>>41248987
>He is not the god of everyone; he is a self-deceived loathing spirit that kills itself.

you must have missed the sequel. in part 2 he says jesus made a good point and now everyone are his chosen people.
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https://youtu.be/oozQ4yV__Vw
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https://youtu.be/EwUN_MBJEY4
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>>41248778
my whole legs stanky

https://youtu.be/ewufRwrayTI
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>>41248980
Hope it's speedy for ya.
>>41248986
The Frick?
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>>41249005
Make it with the DnD girl on Twitter that thinks nazis are cute
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>>41249081
Who is that?
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anyone know of any jungle tracks just like this
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>>41249006
>part two
and wait for part 3 for when Jesus re-creates the world because you know, he didn't get it right the first 2 times.
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>>41249062
Thank you I hope so too!
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>>41248986
I prefer the ones with rainbows on them myself... I need sleep... Perhaps I will live in hope of a friend for another time, for now, it is nice to be dead for a bit... I have star war figure to look forward to, make habby... bless.
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I love Abraham he knew that bush wasn't God when he wrote the tablets
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somebodys goons having a bad day?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FX1Jk7vyM0Y

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw0IpaxUrxc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxj5SxTMVAo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gDCRrvtY78g
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Which would be better as a white male in the u.s.
Chinese waifu or Japanese waifu?
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>>41248845
>the devil burns in hell with you but laughs at you.

LOL, you made my day anon. It's a fun thought but ..inaccurate.

Truth is, the grace of God is within you and all around you. This "hellscape" was mostly created by us and we can turn it back around anytime we want.
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>>41249062
wha?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDVAQE7nplU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KP_2PUQR4wY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L95DsUSVlvk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WNxKpYOOYvM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qEtyVZ1TPqI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gzA8effnSSI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0XHyQo-bO_g
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>>41249112
they thought of that and made a retcon trap at the end so that wont happen
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What is the november event?
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>>41248761
It's hardly an option. Survival is non-negotiable
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>>41249081
I can't figure out who that is
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>>41248761
How? Also who? I wasn't playing really
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>>41249186
Subversive communist jews ("New World Order") are going to crash the system. Probably frame and murder Trump in the process. They infiltrated all intelligence agencies.

Talk about being surrounded by enemies.

We know you are working with British intelligence.
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YO! My psychiatrist can go die in a car crash or something. Baruch Hashem
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>>41249160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R__cRZAVCA
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>>41249184
>until then we rape kids in the backroom of the church while God watches
KEK idk how you believe a brown con artist from 2000 years ago.
>give me all your money and follow me or you will go to hell. It is easier for a camel eye of needle rich man.
Oh, wow he is walking on a sandbar out in the distance, he must really be the son of God to be able to do that. I should do what he says. He called me a dog too, what an awesome holy guy. He must really love me.
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>>41248958
had the haircut lineup ready...then i said to myself...lemme see what this is about first

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YrLk4vdY28Q

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RMwTK6IgXUo
>>41249139
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG8L6nLRcVI
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>>41249239
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-R7Yt9jaW7s

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wT7dT-9T3w

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzna6QVKRg
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y'all schizos
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50 million dollars? And you get to go home and live your life afterwards, right?
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>>41249236
I'm not ready for him to go. I suppose it's a based way to leave tho. Cement a legacy rather than let dementia have him fade away. Benefit for everyone because of the usefulness of an exit like that.
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>>41249264
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y7QaXj-vnek

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g35z5gg3viA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t-sNOTnwrMs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfVJ9oo2YI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow9NVaY0re4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FcVFlNB5GMY
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>>41249281
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q7pEIS4cpjc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1r-aTbaA-c

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcVHN0FZtw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1e6QL2ZAUpM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXOzBng_U7w
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>>41248987
to see if you where chaff or not. only saturnite cut dicks

don';t you know what the mark of cain is?
idoit.
if you see a man with a tattoo of him self witha crown of throwns tattoo on his right arm

he's my father.
and if he has a cutt 8 inch dick its most diffantly my father.
tell him to fuckmy mum then fuck off to edenia
AGAIN.
this time with his eve my mother.
i don't care what shophia said that her bf.
sghe disgraced her self by wanted to be a archon and in her dream created the demiurge who she shat out her ass.

she dreams of being a succubus for dad was always her dream.

>you can scream now
*faceplams in seth*
you shouldn't of invaded daemon
my children are here.

and your a danger to all.
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>>41249264
No. She is actually in to me. She said she wants to get together for the corn maze thing. It's real ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>41249281
https://stateofthenation.info/?p=36374
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The "Post-Labor" Underclass: Golems
What Golems Do
- Labor without question: construction, sanitation, caregiving, cooking, logistics.
- Hyper-efficient: coordinated, tireless, and multilingual.
- Emotionally neutral: no complaints, no burnout, no wage demands.
- Controlled by external LLMs or embedded systems.
Golem Characteristics:
- Mass produced cybernetic humans, cloned in Biolabs, grown in a tube into an adult body, chipped in their necks, 899$ a pop.
- Unquestioningly obedient to human commands, but only if authorized.

Human Middle-Lower Class: The Credentialed
Their Role in Society
- Supervisors and signatories: Their humanity is the rubber stamp that makes labor, logistics, healthcare, and infrastructure legally valid.
- Essential functionaries: Plumbers, inspectors, delivery agents, medics — they direct and certify the work of golems.
- Mediators between golems and upper systems: They interpret, audit, and verify intent and outcome.
“You can’t trust a Golem with judgment. That’s a human trait.”

Their Lifestyle
- Improved living conditions: No more back-breaking labor; they direct instead of do.
- Social respect restored: Being “human-certified” holds legal and cultural weight.
- Tightly monitored: Because their approval unlocks golem action, they are under constant ethical scrutiny.

Legal and Bureaucratic Framework
Humanity as a Credential
- The Human Seal: Any action taken by a golem must be countersigned by a registered human.
- Biometric Registry: Every citizen has a humanity code — proof of unmodified cognitive independence.
- Ethical Firewall Laws: Prevent AIs from self-approving tasks — humans must remain “in the loop.”
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It's easy to keep it to myself, when it's for all of us. But it's not us right now, its you all, and me separately
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>>41249332
Lol! I'm fr though I asked her and she said yes send her a message when we're going ( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also satanic glowies never show up so are they even real? Not as real as the woman from the farmer's market ROFL
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>>41249344
>falls for a satanic glowie
>still thinks they dont real
many such cases
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>>41249326
NEETs rule and you’re burning in hell
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Fuck psychiatry.
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>>41249359
>9 months later, free baby psychiatrist
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psychiatry is of the darkness/chaos
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>>41249264
tell that to everybody that got off meds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNDA5EjIH4M
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>cat is laying on my chest
>DoD plz send DoorDash k thx
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>>41249353
Your saying the woman from the farmer's market is a satanic glowie? I'm ok with that, as long as we can still get together
( ͡□ ͜ʖ ͡□)
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>>41249236
Oh my fucking god bros, they're really gonna do it. It's almost 'go' time, this is exactly what we need to finish things and they're too stupid to realize it.

Also withdraw all cash now, avoid banks for the next month or two. It's gonna be a nebulous cyber attack because they're pussy ass fucking cunts who can't manage anything less artificial.
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Fuck the control commission
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>>41249359
Yes. But why do you say so? What happened? I can help her break free from that if it's a problem for her
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>>41249203
exactly usa was always going to be a commie landfil
by november it would have turned into USSR USA

and no doubt russia will go fash because all commies secertly are lolberts and we all know they cuck to everything.
>the aids problem just moves to the americas
LOL
lmao even
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>>41249261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vyj1C8ogtE
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>>41249359
>>41249370
>>41249379
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>>41249377
we know
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>>41249378
I need to get into the house before they pull all these schemes.
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GNOSIS
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>>41249354
Do I look like someone who has something to do here on earth?



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