What will you say at the trial of Osiris? Have you read the Book of the Dead and know what you must answer before the judges?
>>41249476I thought I´ll improvise myself through it. :/
What makes you my judge? What right do you have to contain me. None I'm outta here. POOF
>>41249476>>41250062I shall kindly request they step aside so I may take my seat.https://youtu.be/CDKaxKpdJF4
>osiris: what's the password?>me: nigger nigger nigger>osiris: based, welcome to Ra's celestial ship, good sir.>me: thanks bro>*fist bump*
>>41250866Osiris literally hates racists
>me: oh btw osie bro, down at earth they think you anti racys or some retard nigger shit, what say ya osie bro?>osiris: nigger faggots one and all>me: thought so, have a good one fren>osiris: u2 bro take care
>>41249476If I ever woke up and saw that, they'd be like "Oh right this way sir." And I'd go to the VIP room with capri suns and potato chips and pibzer.Then I'd take the elevator up and I'd be at my cosmic control room again.I'd look over at my red haired wife and say "Hmm.... what are you thinking this time? Maybe like a Morrowind type of world? That was a pretty cool game."
>>41249476TELL ME ABOUT OSIRISWHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?!
The 42 Laws of Ma’at (Egyptian Virtues) Part 1 of 4Ma’at is the Ancient Egyptian Goddess of truth, balance, and order. She is most often depicted as a woman with wings or a single white ostrich feather. When the deceased went to the afterlife, the Egyptians believed that their hearts would be weighed against this feather.If the individual lived a good life, following the rules of Ma’at, their heart would be lighter than a feather and they would get to go to the afterlife. However, if that individual did not follow the rules of Ma’at, they would have a heavy heart – weighed down by the guilt of their transgressions. As a result, their heart would be devoured by Ammut, and their soul would be destroyed...
>>41249476THE 42 NEGATIVE CONFESSIONS1. I have not committed sin2. I have not committed robbery with violence3. I have not stolen4. I have not slain men and women5. I have not stolen food6. I have not swindled offerings7. I have not stolen from God [[The Ogdoad]]8. I have not told lies9. I have not carried away food10. I have not cursed11. I have not closed my ears to truth12. I have not committed adultery13. I have not made anyone cry14. I have not felt sorrow without reason15. I have not assaulted anyone16. I am not deceitful17. I have not stolen anyone’s land18. I have not been an eavesdropper19. I have not falsely accused anyone20. I have not been angry without reason21. I have not seduced anyone’s wife22. I have not polluted myself23. I have not terrorized anyone24. I have not disobeyed the law25. I have not been excessively angry26. I have not cursed God27. I have not behaved with violence28. I have not caused disruption of peace29. I have not acted hastily or without thought30. I have not overstepped my boundaries of concern31. I have not exaggerated my words when speaking32. I have not worked evil33. I have not used evil thoughts, words or deeds34. I have not polluted the water35. I have not spoken angrily or arrogantly36. I have not cursed anyone in thought, word or deed37. I have not placed myself on a pedestal38. I have not stolen that which belongs to God39. I have not stolen from or disrespected the deceased40. I have not taken food from a child41. I have not acted with insolence42. I have not destroyed property belonging to God
>>41249476In recent years, a list of 42 ideals was written as a parallel to the Negative Confessions. Some modern practitioners of the Ancient Egyptian Ways like to repeat these 42 ideals in the morning and evening, as way to encourage these ideals in themselves. Chanting was an important part of spirituality in ancient Egypt. It was believed that if you chanted something often enough, that the words would become a part of your being. I guess there really is something to encourage positive thinking! [[Fortunately, there's some Ideals that may help...THE 42 IDEALS1. I honor virtue2. I benefit with gratitude3. I am peaceful4. I respect the property of others5. I affirm that all life is sacred6. I give offerings that are genuine7. I live in truth8. I regard all altars with respect9. I speak with sincerity10. I consume only my fair share11. I offer words of good intent12. I relate in peace13. I honor animals with reverence14. I can be trusted15. I care for the earth16. I keep my own council17. I speak positively of others18. I remain in balance with my emotions19. I am trustful in my relationships20. I hold purity in high esteem21. I spread joy22. I do the best I can23. I communicate with compassion24. I listen to opposing opinions25. I create harmony26. I invoke laughter27. I am open to love in various forms28. I am forgiving29. I am kind30. I act respectfully of others31. I am accepting32. I follow my inner guidance33. I converse with awareness34. I do good35. I give blessings36. I keep the waters pure37. I speak with good intent38. I praise the Goddess and the God39. I am humble40. I achieve with integrity41. I advance through my own abilities42. I embrace the All
The answer is 42
>>41249476Isnt there like a “word of God” like gods name or something that Egyptians tried to leave of remnants the word in pharaohs tombs so that even if they forgot the word in death them being out of body at their tomb would see the word, remember it, then glitch out the afterlife I think i read it was Gods actual name
>>41250984>>41250866heart as light as a featheesoul as pure aa goldure gonna make it
>>41251913oh yeah that was the konami code
>>41251999>soul light as a featherExcept feathers are not weightless You need to do the smallest amount of sin, like no sin plus +1
>>41251999Checked.
