Yo people. I plan to become Witch Supreme For that I need to train It's an opportunity to see your wish come true >How does it work? To put it simply, it's like healerannon, you tell your worries or not, a simple "help" is enough. I am doing my best to help. If you give me your impressions, your sensations, or even if you don't feel anything, dont be shy, tell me. It helps me a lot to develop my potential >How much does it cost? Do you really want to pay me? Keep your money small cheeky Do it on purpose to live Have Faith in Myself Give me really honest feedback Enough will be enough Don't be afraid, tell mom everything.
>>41253391Hello, Edna. Could you guide my dreams tonight?
Witches are women did you know this? If you are a woman then I pray you have a blessed full moon eve this week. The moon is so beautiful tonight
>>41253397Hello, I'll do my best Don't forget to tell me if it worked
>>41253404Thank you very much All the same for you
>>41253391Hello Edna, please help me reconnect with someone. I miss them so much. It's all I've wished for for 1.5 years now. Thanks in advance, I hope you have a wonderful rest of your week.
>>41253524I hope For you that you will find what you are looking for Tell me if it works
>>41253391>witchyou just want vanity...
>>41253391Help me get laid
>>41253643I help you, my dear, I help you Keep me informed of your progress
¡Help!
>>41253778I heard your call I hope you'll be wellIn your life In your bodyIn your feelings
Edna, I need you to manifest me a work from home job so this pupper gets belly scratches and daily walks. Preferably one where I make at least $2k a month. Please don’t let this boy down, be a good witch
>>41253958Look this Lil boy, he's so cute. Very well, a job that allows you to have free time, as well as a decent income. The best I can do is make sure you cross paths with a career opportunity It's up to you to search, find, test, change, search again I want to know how well it works for you.
>yo people Just give up grandma
>>41254090>be you>Come on the tread > rattle Are you aware that you feed a tread that you don't like? Lil zoomer
>>41254192YWNBAW
>>41254216ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASEDWE MUST SAVE TRANNIES FROM THEMSELVESTHEY MUST DETRANSITION
Your worst mistake was to hurt yourself, limit yourself, for nothing
>>41254085Thank you Edna. Already felt more motivated on our morning walk. Your magic is working. Sending you good vibes
>>41255124It's nice to hear I hope you will find your wayAs we would say in French Ça fait du bien au chien
>>41253488It was a baffling dream. Mixed outcome.
Could you please regenerate my foreskin?
>>41255307I hope the next dream will be better for you
>>41255337At best it will cure you At worst, I'll send you other possibilities to treat yourself, it will be up to you to choose/refuse the methods proposed. I have heard of a method that allows you to treat serious burns, thanks to fish skins, thanks to seaweedMaybe a doctor somewhere can offer you this.Keep me informed of the progress
I want to become a mother next year and for my marriage to be a happy one thank you Edna
>>41255469Try again you'll see if it works now Otherwise, you can always adopt. Saving a poor little abandoned soul is rather charming
>>41255337>>41255464>Edna gave him a fish dickBased witchMight smell funny to have fish skin wrapped around your dick but it’s better than no foreskin
>>41255815I misunderstood the meaning of foreskin I'm fucking diedI gave him my best speech Gg wp good troll
>>41253391>>41255337>>41255464ok, since he asked about his foreskin ... may I ask about getting a thicker better cock? Not trolling. I just ... well you can guess what I need it for ... or if that's not possible I'm also ok with being super skillfull with what I have now. ...I just want to bring some joy into this world ...
Edna is about to be overwhelmed with guys asking to magically grow their cocks
>>41255929NahI don't no magic for thatNature does it by itself
>>41253391I'm in my early twenties, I've been a NEET for several years, I have been shut-in for longer, I missed out on the relationship with the girl I loved, I dropped out of school in the pandemic, basically lost/cut contact with my few friends and am potentially looking at an unfulfilling job to barely support myself.I have been anxious and depressed for the longest time. My family broke apart because my mother was insane.My keto diet helps a good bit, but I still walk around with eye circles all the time.I am basically trying to hang in there and work myself up, as my life can't stay the way it is.I've felt in limbo for a long time, I've felt I awakened some creative part of myself as I grew up, which I think is now actively hurting. I thought I had healed, but I think a lot of that was only repression or escapism. Every day I have bouts of anxiety and depression. A sort of overcoming or looming hopelessness and loneliness.Please don't pity me, I don't want to rub off negativity on anybody reading this.I'm trying to be strong and positive.But if there is anything you can do to get my hopes up, even a tiny bit, or to help me see if I have some sort of spiritual problem, parasite, curse or whatever, or to help me realize something that would make me feel better.Well then I would honestly and deeply appreciate it.
>>41255919To make a penis bigger, I don't know at all. I can always try However, to use it better, I advise you to "heat"/Raise the excitement partner before penetration. Caress the sensitive areas, say sweet words, look for the G-spot.Do your tests, you'll see
>>41256174thank you, Edna. You rock!
>>41255986The best advice I can give you You need Jesus Or anything else Then these are tricks that you must know, it doesn't hurt to remember it from time to time -Maintains regular physical activity -continue to eat properly (fruits, vegetables, lemon, orange) -it doesn't give you a real rest, just having an empty head, it feels good-keep the faith Never forget, you must survive to your enemies
Then I will go to bed, if you need me, you will have to wait.Looking forward to seeing your nice message again
>>41256213Thank you for your kind advice Edna. And I won't forget.
>>41256289Thx too*I meant "a real rest" The automatic correction is really a pain
>>41253391I wish you became the Witch Supreme!
>>41255919Anon I happen to have read some relevant studies a couple years ago and shall now share what I learned with youI am normal sized, but was researching soft-tissue and hard-tissue growth cycles in a bid to better understand the human body and health.From what I remember the penis grows a lot more like bone than other soft tissues, it just doesn't calcify. And you probably knew this, but in other mammals it does in fact become partly calcified.Anyhow, the relevant pieces of advise were zinc intake, not too much though, magnesium, folate, and lots of vitamin D+K2 mk4 and 7, plenty of glycine for the synthesis of connective tissue, maybe a tiny bit of vitamin C, as well as high overall protein intake. It's really not a shocker.All of these should be applied during growth, so in puberty.There are some suspicious results about high-dose vitamin D showing large growth in adulthood, but I will advise you to be careful with it, unless you want Peyronie's disease and or other complications.If you want to do something good for your libido, high-dose glycine for a while, say 1-2 weeks at 10-20 grams a day (it has various effects, is quite healthy and will influence your sleep and dreams), you could also take some taurine, a couple grams, but you don't have to.Then take 50-90mg of zinc for 1-3 days, as well as folate ~1000mcg, also for 1-3 days.These last two are the most important and most profound. Obviously you can tell that I've experimented a lot with different vitamin supplements trying to work on my health.But I'm telling you, this combination works. It may not grow your dick, but it will make you insanely, unreasonably horny and performative, which will inevitably make you feel better about yourself. Don't abuse it though. 3 Days max, then at least 10 days pause. Alternatively take normal low doses. Too much zinc has the opposite effect and too much folate will give you a plethora of negative effects as well.I hope I could help you brother.
>>41256413thank you, anon. much appreciated.... somehow I can not get around feeling like your post was at least partly due to edna's magic working.
>>41253391Help me sleuth this girl please, she’s been on my mind and thousand miles away in my homeland. Every day I wish I was there to comfort her but in relegated to tedious existence for now. My foot is sprained bc skateboarding was my only reprieve and I don’t have that rn. I’m in a bad way rn anything helps
>>41256772*with not sleuth tf
Who stole my bike tranny
>>41256772I'll Help you, I hope you can find the peace you're looking for
>>41257630Tranny? OK very well, let's see what curse you're going to take Please keep me informed
May the universe and wuju be with you this beautiful evening!
>>41253391what type of wish you can fullfil?, i dont undertand well if you fullfil wishes or give advices
>>41253391You will find freedom, but it will only be chains and debts.
>>41259713Thank you very much You are very sweet
>>41259728My role is above all, to accompany, guide, protect. I can indeed give Advice, perform magic tricks, make wishes...
>>41259758I have only one limit, ME
>>41259865i can ask that my wish wake up into a anime world of my election, tomorrow is posible?
>>41260004To achieve such a feat, I need to reach the level of Morgan le fay While waiting for my ascension, the best I can offer you is to send you situations that will remind you of this famous anime. I'm sorry about that.
Unbind me.
>>41260190Here you are untied, my child Let me know if it really break your Chain
>Edna>WitchYeah, you're a troon.
>>41253391Sure, you can help me by reversing my balding and preventing it from happening again. Thanks.
>>41260261Have you overread my Post? >>41256383I know Man are not nearly as good Magicians as Woman but i do my best ^^
Hey sorceress, I want to play a game. I need to cum but I don't know what to do it with. I have a feeling in the pit of my stomach and I want my onanistic session to be a blissful one instead of a mechanical wanking one. What are the feelings inside of me and where should I direct my nut to? Specific porn? Softcore? Instagram pics of my acquaintances? celebs? help me make sense of my lust.
>>41260819Enjoy your curseThx for your Bump .
>>41260855>Reddit SpacingNot beating the troon alegations
>>41260831I don't know if I can I'm tryingOtherwise, there is a method of hair implantation, which allows you to regain beautiful hair. You have to test
>>41253391Why havent you shown your boobs?
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>>41253391You're cursing people now? How do I get your little curse? I want to earn one.
>>41260852>41260852Seriously, I advise you to increase the excitement, instead of just getting fap, you can try to feel your sexual energy, maintain it all week long Release everything on the weekendIn other words, I invite you to study, practice the tentric
>>41261292Ha! I'm starting to believe you are the real deal, woman. I've been doing that since forever. I work hard all week to play hard (with myself) on the weekend. Let me tell you, I was a serial masturbator for a long time so I developed this cum fog in my brain. By witholding and releasing I feel really alive. But by now it's become a routine and I feel that if I don't wank on the weekend I'm issing my chance. I don't want to turn this into a spreadsheet of wank/work. My point - I want guidance on where to start on the wanking journey, a little inspiration. What does your gut tell you to tell me?
>>41261206You want a lil curse?OK, here Tell me how you feelTo learn how to cast spells, you need a specific goal. Who, why, when, how, where, for whoThen you do your tests
>>41261324Here is my guidance My gut tells me that there is indeed an addiction to be undone I advise you to do it less, and then realize that you can do it. Be gentle with yourself, be patientI'm sending you my good vibes I'm sure you'll succeed You just have to keep the Faith
>>41261697He wishes to cursed by you ^^
>>41260142sry for the delayno problemhow about dreams about that?
>>41261869Thanks Ms. E, appreciate the sentiment. I want to give you more context on my onanism. I once read about this concept (in a Cliver Barker book of all places): synchronicity. It's not a law of attraction, I'm not willing myself winning the lottery or anything like that. Synchronicity to me at least means: >It was always there, you just made the connectionThe best releases I've had was when something triggered a response IRL. Not just going to pornhub and picking the first thing I see. Something close to me suddenly made me horny and that lust led me to a niche video and now a connection is made. For example, last week at work I had to share a meeting room with one of our interns. Quiet, mousy, petite little thing. Mid 20's, short curly hair and big librarian glasses. Always dresses in layers, I've never, ever seen her wear a dress or heels even in summer. Always jeans, trousers, comfortable shoes and large baggy sweaters. But for some reason, she was wearing a white blouse (baggy, of course) and I could peak a little at her A-cups. Funnily enough I caught her hiding a yawn and she must have though no one was looking at her, she started licking the corner of her mouth and upper lip. Slowly and deliberately. No idea if she was checking for cracks in her lips or reminiscing about what she had for breakfast but she didn't stop even when our eyes met. I held the image of that tongue running all over my body while watching some Gauge classics that weekend. But did I really catch a faux pas or is there a bit of a naughty side to our resident prude? I like imagining her like the typical farmer's daughter, with a repressed libido that will rock your world in bed. I have more stories like this but, in short, my imagination does 95% of the job, the girl on the screen just tethers me to the real world. Before you ask, no, I didn't cum today. Didn't find the right angle and what's the point of wasting your seed if you're not getting anything our of it?
>>41261697No, please give me your worst curse so you can prove yourself to me.
>>41262053For dreams, I can perform a little magic trick. I need you to tell me if it works Thx
>>41253391Help - I fear that I'll never understand the Sublime Mysteries!
Hello Edna, this is my first wish i wish me an bit of Cash, i need it for Tea ^^
>>41262224Very well, I see, I see To put it simply, we can say that your feelings are too strong, Your libido is overflowing. Then, you have to know that peoples don't necessarily realize that they are doing sexy things that can turn you onBUT, imagine, you're able to make a story in your head, so you'r taking a certain pleasure without having to watch porn It's a talent like any other
>>41262279My worst curse? OK ! let's fucking gooooooooooo !!Tell me how much I break your quiet little life
>>41262391Don't be afraid my child The answer to the mysteries is you
>>41262520Break everything in sight.
>>41262397A little money for tea OK very goodIf I do a successful work, you might be Received tea directly Fingers crossed
>>41262567Sadly not :( or can you simply materialize an 1kg package from the Yunnan Black Moonlight? I trust you that you can do this!
It's the famous moment when I go to bed Good nights You can do silly things on the tread, mama Edna is no longer there to watch youHave fun
>>41262381ok ok, no problem then
>>41262587Good night we won´t do silly things here ^^
>>41253391>>41253391Bewitched! came out in the 60's, you're only 70 years too late to capitalize on that. You're too silly for a serious conversation.
>>41262850Bewitched!?
>>41253391Do this for advanced Witch training: Liber Falxifer 3: https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-iii-the-book-of-the-52-stations-of-the-crosses-of-nod/page/29/mode/2up Liber Falxifer 2: https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-ii-the-book-of-anamlaqayin/mode/2up Book of Sitra Achra: A Grimoire of the Dragons of the Other Side: https://archive.org/details/TheBookOfSitraAchra/page/n79/mode/2up
>>41265070
>>41253391They hid the secrets of true witchcraft in a kids show. Don't tell anyone where you got this secret information from.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6352180/
Hello /x/ Here we go againI plan to answer everyone, be patient, my phone is old, my connection bad
>>41262585Summon a Tea Packet ? I try, tell me if it works
>>41262850There is no age to be a witch I never asked for moneyCome on, we're talking turkey
>>41265070Thank you very much I take a look, and I say what I think
>>41265079Thanks for the sigil What does this mean?
>>41265198At one time this was done a lot The one that sticks with me the most is gravity falls Thx, I'll take a look
Witches aren't real
>>41265933OK normie Thx for your Bump
>>41253391Hey, Edna.THank you for offering favors to everyone.I'm not sure it's possible, but if you could unbind me as well, that would be very much appreciated.It's not like I did anything to get it, it's a generational thing.I really messed up hard in the past because I kept not understanding what people were trying to tell me and kept not believing the ones that actually cared for me did.I think things would've played out differently if I had already been "y'know what" back then.I know how badly I messed up because I was told what the other paths would've led to, the ones where I actually listened and saw.I never want to repeat the mistakes of the past.Also if you can help me regain my focus after a period where I've been really off-keelter, that would be much appreciated too. Thank you in advance.Keep shinning!
>>41262504Hey Miss E., here's a bump. I don't know what charms you worked but today I dreamt I railed my former boss in the company bathrooms. Just bent her over and had my way with her while she was biting on her panties to not make a sound. It was pretty hot and I woke up with a raging erection. Maybe I'll drop by later with another one of my synchronicity stories. I don't know if it's magic or I just fapped myself stupid. A little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.
>>41266488Hey annon Thank you for your messageI hope you will be able to get rid of the bad family karma Tell me if you see a difference I advise you to never be too yourself, even if you purposely get better, you should be proud. You live Intentionally, it's fucking beautiful.
>>41266783Thanks for the bumpI hope you enjoyed this torrid night It's a little bit of everything, magic, psycho, synchronisity, placebo effect... I'm impatiently waiting for more stories from you
Magic is much cooler when it is imaginary, because it is play.Magic is more magical when imaginary because it isn't bound by any rules whatsoever besides what you can imagine.If it was real it would be work, and work sucks.You can rock a witchy vibe without trying to make anime real.
>>41267273Thank you so much, Edna.I will do my best and I will keep you updated.Whether it helps or not, your efforts are appreciated. I know there's only so much you can do without a real conduit for a complete stranger.Please take care and best of luck in your training.I have a bunch of mid-level and advanced friends, and I trust you can reach Witch Supreme >:D<
>>41267288Indeed, from the moment anything becomes a job/an obligation It's much less funny
>>41267644No, you thanks youIf I believe it, it becomes somewhat true You're so sweet
A little message for the evening Good nightHave a nice day Good Apetti Au plaisir
