Let’s say hypothetically you could send a message to someone in 2008. What would be the most profitable thing you could tell them to do? Assume buying Bitcoin is not an option
>>41262606"Thank You."
>>41262606Sell drugs for bitcoin
>>41262606Wait for bitcoin to drop, horde as many bitcoin as possible
Invest in tencent
"Don't grab that dead squirrel." RIP bob the squirrel
>>41262606Blackmail Ross Ulbricht and get his bitcoin
>>41262606Buy:NetflixAmazon FacebookGoogleIndex funds
>>41262606Nividia for about 50 cents a share looks pretty good 300x return. But you should consider what time frame you want or need the return on investment in.
>>41262606Buy bitcoin.
>>41262606Mine bitcoin
>>41263769Wow this is good.Self-fulfilling prophecy that makes them think they did something a time traveler would thank them for.so they would always be looking to help others that much.
>>41262606If that person is me in 2008, I would tell myself to invest more on myself. Instead of spending the next 18 years, jerking off, playing vidya and waste my life.I regret so much that I am still a loser in my 30s, while many of my highschool buddies have their own businesses and got married.
>>41262606Hypothetically you haven't figured out how to do that
>>41262606>What would be the most profitable thing you could tell them to do?kill putin
>>41262606Throw charged tachyons at him, subtly influencing his decisions to arrive at the exact same spot we are today (In the future).Save the cheerleader, save the world.
>>41262606Short position on Lehman brothers with 100x leverage
I can't think of a gayer thread that can still be up on the paranormal board. You people really are something, you know that? I'd like to bless everyone who bumps this shit after my comment, permanent. >smooch
>>41262606Like, anyone or me specifically?
>>41262606Kill Jeffery Epstein and steal his blackmail tapesEspecially the tapes of Hillary, Donald and Netanyahu
>>412626062008? Profitable?OP you are funny. Funny like John Ritter in Slingblade. I look forward to telling my old lady about this one over dinner.>"So then, this faggot on 4chan starts this thread..."><wheezy old man laughter>>"this faggot, he's trying to... to..."><slaps knee like even older man, laughing so hard>>"he's trying to think of time travel in monetary terms">"like he's Biff from Back to the Future"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqAxVrBwoqg
>>41262606Tell them Orange Man becomes president in 2016
>>41262606>Assume buying Bitcoin is not an optionWhat about other cryptocurrencies?
I'll bet that guy who bought a pizza with bitcoin feels a little silly now. I know I do. I had about 350 total bitcoin back in the day and traded them for a couple firearms, some paintball shit, and a new gaming computer. To add to my humiliation I had to cash out my remaining bitcoin when it was worth about $1500 to pay off some debt, and then my life got worse and I'm broke and have 0.00000something bitcoins to my name now. I think a few more zeros.I mean I guess I helped contribute to the bitcoin economy. But now I could be sitting on a fortune.
>OP alludes to the fact he can send messages back in time, and doesn't tell us howgreat thread
>>41262606no bitcoin? fine, dump money into google and oil stocks.buy gold and silver bullion, their all time lows were in 08. sell during a period of panic buying (leading up to, and during, covid).amazon stocks, aws has taken over most ad revenue streams.invest in paypal before buy, sell before musk leaves.short bungie and activision stocks. bungie hit highs off of d2 and activision is about to make UNGODLY, UNHOLY, bank off of candy crush through King.buy nvidia stock, hold. hold futures. dont short. dont reinvest earnings into other shorts. keep pumping nvidia until at least, at bare minimum, Q3 2024.
Buy XRP 1 year laterunironically
