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>And rebuke it in the name of Jesus Christ.

Yes it works. Anthropomorphize your pain by giving it a name, then tell it to fuck off.
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>>41264158
What if I unknowingly give it the name of something that’s good for me?
A random name seems a bit reckless.
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>>41264158
NIGGA DEMON
BEGONE
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I rebuke the Bible in the name of Jesus Christ
I rebuke Jesus Christ in the name of Jesus Christ
I rebuke all christgolem end times false prophecies in the name of jesus christ
I rebuke all christgolem teachings, church doctrines, and the systemic abuse of children by christian cult leaders in the name of Jesus Christ
I rebuke forced repetition of Bible verses in the name of Jesus Christ
I rebuke all thoughts about religion in the name of Jesus Christ
I rebuke all concerns about salvation of souls in the afterlife the name of Jesus Christ
I rebuke all concerns about any occult or paranormal nonsense in the name of Jesus Christ
I also declare the Bible to be a work of fiction in the name of Jesus Christ
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>>41264158
My true pain is Sadness. In Jesus name I want sadness gone from my life.
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I kinda got a tummy ache at the moment but’s not that bad and will probably go away soon
It WILL NOT stop me from eating yummy roasted pumpkin seeds
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They keep putting pressure on my vagina as if they were extracting something and it's a horrible sensation.
What should I name it?
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>>41264587
Pussrrhea
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>>41264672
That's perfect lol thanks!
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>>41264158
rebuking inceldom will make my ugly ass magically human at the eyes of women?
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>>41264894
Yes
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I prayed to Donar earlier and I felt much better.
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>>41264914
I rebuke my inceldom and women's disdain for my sub4 sub-humanity, and pray for a healthy relationship with them daughters of Eve who poisoned our existence, in the name of Lord Jesus Christ. So be it.



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