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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_mU7oINUI
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Schizo shit
Excorcisms are fake and gay
Rosary invented in the 16th century, how did they perform exorcisms before then?
When will catholic priests stop covering up decades of child abuse?
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>>41264751
demon cope
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>>41264754
>disagree w our worthless priests covering up child abuse for decades
>u must have a demon

Dead kike on a stick
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>>41264824
fun fact teachers commit 10x more child abuse and protestants commit a slight tad more child abuse per capita
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>>41264824
Btw mary was 13 when joseph knocked her up
Btw christianity is a fake religion and the bible is plagiarized and the catholic weirdos claim to have kikeboys foreskin in a jar
Routine practice for catholic nuns to masturbate to jesus christ
The favorite ritual of catholic priests is sodomy w altar boys

Dead kike on a stick
Dead kike in a magic cracker
Dead kike in magic wine
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>>41264834
>immediately whataboutism
>we r the body of le christ
>but dont blame us for systematically covering up boy fuckers for decades!
>le guardian angels le saints will protect u from le harm
>unless a troon goes to one of your churches and shoots them
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>>41264835
13 or 14. But no, she remained a virgin.
>the bible is plagiarized
No proof whatsoever. Any attempts at proof are done by western scholars with biases and start off working for evidence backwards.
>Routine practice for catholic nuns to masturbate to jesus christ
Nope
>The favorite ritual of catholic priests is sodomy w altar boys
Nope
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>>41264751
>modern lighters were invented in X year, how did they use fire back then?
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>>41264849
Gish gallop.
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>>41264824
uh oh demon melty
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Gay larp
https://georgehbalazs.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/1990-23-Polynesians-Convicted-in-Religious-Witch-Hunt-Murders..pdf

Only burning them at the stake works.
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>>41264886
There is only one way to save his soul through the fires of the Inquisition. That's God's tough love; you need to save the soul of the sinner by burning their sinful flesh.
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>>41264966
Go be a good catholic and get martyred so the priests can embalm you and pretend your flesh is incorruptible.
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>>41264996
There aren't many groups killing them nowdays to seek that, last time an african militia shot random people at a church some months ago.
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>>41264996
I'm going to send you to meet Jesus and Saint Peter first. I'm doing you a favor anon.
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>>41265056
Ill punch Jesus in the face when I die and tell St Peter to eat my peter.
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>>41265056
Breaking your cults own rules (love your enemy, do not kill) and martyring me for offending your shitty cult would ironically likely only make me more powerful in the afterlife. Christgolems are the laughingstock of the universe.

Ayy isnt it funny how a carpenter got nailed to a cross? Guess he has a sense of humor.
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>>41265056
>Know them by their fruits
>He was a liar and murderer from the beginning
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>>41265572
>love your enemy, do not kill
That applies to the servant/peasant class only. Slaves need to know their place.
>ironically likely only make me more powerful in the afterlife
You'll be my servant at my heavenly palace once i save your soul.
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>>41264751
>how did they perform exorcisms before then
By invoking divine powers or through energy work, every culture had some sort of exorcism, it's not unique to Christians, though Christians are pretty good at it by virtue of their judaic roots (Jews had a reputation for good exorcists)
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>>41265561
you're a punch ghost?



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