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Multi-Millions of dollars in your bank account.
>what would you do with it?
Thread theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxW789jHXII

Paranormal money making using ghosts?
2nd thread theme:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8zdNe_l3M8

Would you stop being mad at God if you hit 100 million dollars in your life?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdwV5IkFCFg

I quit being a Christian and going to Church and I'm angry at God every day for having to pan handle as a schizophrenic who can't get a job. God should have blessed my lotto ticket when he had the chance. Now he lost his son, and I say, fuck Jesus, fuck Jehovah, and Holy Ghost depart from me! Lucifer make me rich! My will my desires in Satan so mote it be!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8_1QfFmcl8

Jesus has a money problem towards me yet his prosperity Christians can be successful and have money cars a house a wife and pets. Fuck Jesus failed me I hate him and wish I was the Roman who was whipping his back 2000 years ago too late. Scum. I divorce from the body of Christ in Jesus name Amen.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH3BT4V86AQ
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>>41272733
You should have joined Freemasonry when you turned 18, had an 8 hour job, drove a vehicle, and had $5000 in the bank but instead you chose to be Christian, dive into the conspiracy world, the occult, and attend Church wasting your Sundays and you tried to be sober praying that "anything being possibe unto those in Christ who gives them strength" that u could quit drinkin beer but of course that Ruach Racca HaKodesh fails you again. Hell based upon the way you live it's as if you never had the Holy Ghost in the first place et alone does Jesus NOT live in you OP!

Gotta pan handle? Have fun having strangers tell you to fuck off or get a job! Year 7? Haha beg for food that Jesus feeds u as cheap as a seagull! Living off 711 food for 7 years? Make it 8! Jehovah won't bless you with money!

LUCIFER HELP I NEED MONEY SATAN HELP I NEED MONEY I'D GIVE UP MY GHOST FOR ENOUGH MILLIONS SO SUSTAIN MY LIFE! FUCK IT THE CHRISTIAN GOD FAILS SO BAD THAT MINISCULE BLESSING HELL CASTING THRONE POTATO TYRANT SORRY SACK OF PIECE OF SHIT 2000 YEARS TOO LATE ASSHOLE MAD MENTALLY ILL SADISTIC PSYCOPATHIC SON'S A SCHIZOPHRENIC JEHOVAH SCUMBAG! WHEN JESUS WENT TO THE HEART OF THE EARTH HE COULD HAVE JUST STAYED THERE, ALRIGHT! GIVE ME MONEY HEIL LUCIFER! HEIL THE GOD OF FREEMASONRY!
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>>41272761
LOL, you forgot to mention abraham cutting off his foreskin.
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>>41272761
Ruling with rods of iron for 1000 years amirite?
Fuck Jesus the LIAR the Bible should be burnt.
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>>41272804
But I thought I could do ALL things through CHRIST who GIVES ME NO STRENGTH and hey I thought if two or more come into agreement or if you ask the STINKING FATHER in Jesus name he will give you your hearts desires WRONG BOOOOOOO FUCK YOU!
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>>41272733
Sorry Lucifer for this happening if it be true:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpbcjm1B9PA

I apologize to Lucifer and bow down before his sigil and at his presence and submit to his authority giving up on the Christian Churchianity religion of schizophrenia and lies. I would have been better off as a Luciferian Freemason. Amen.
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>>41272826
Is Jesus going to make you pan handle at 711 again? Have fun eating more of their hard crusted pizza 2 slices may be all u get today to eat once again.
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>>41272826
Still wearing ripped boxers and ripped socks and ripped jeans and shit donated colored hoodies and other crap clothing? The only thing good I got is in black! I want all my fuckin suits and dress shirts and ties back I had when I was 18 with my mazda 3 fuck Jesus holy shit did the holy ghost fail me WOW the baptism is RACCA!
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>>41272868
I'd never wake up early for Church again the Churches of Edmonton can have their candle stick removed! I don't pity Church mass shootings!
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>>41272877
Isn't it disgusting that the Odd Fellow's Hall became the fuckin Cornerstone Church? I'd rather join Odd Fellows! I just turned 33.
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They may say don't grieve the Holy Spirit but the Holy Spirit grieves me! The failure lack of helping useless spirit of a false lying deceiver! Even Lumeil's baptism of The Pillar's Of Tubal Cain is better! Or to rise out of the fallen leaves!
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And then when Evan was pan handeling at 711 or petro/Tim Hortons for his daily 15 case of beer and weed, Satan appeared to him in the image of a sweet elderly man in a rich suit, and said here's your sugar daddy to give you that deposit! And he got 35 million!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_RWHGu0mj0
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Racca time to go pan handle fuck u Jesus I need food and weed money and beer money



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