Whyen you're taking a shower and you go to wash your hair. Lather up, then go to rinse. Have to close your eyes to not get soap in them. At that exact moment, the profound sensation that a giant pair of scissors are closing around your genitals appears. You can't open your eyes without getting soap in them, and you cannot know for sure if your genitals are about to be scissored. Rush to wash the shampoo out. Check, no scissors.
>>41275166The most intriguing of all paranormal mysteries, surely.
>>41275187Indeed. Now many years later, I can confirm that my balls are still attached.
>>41275166powerful image
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>>41275601Scissors will open around your balls next time you shower...
People say I'm crazy, just a little touchedBut maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much