Was this really what happened?
>>41275698Yeah bro, complex geometric patterns that have sprung up hundreds of times across the planet are made by lads who are leaving their pub. Fuck off, /x/ is now fully on board with aliens being real and they obviously make crop circles to wake up retards such as yourself.
>>41275698Yeah dude, a couple of drunk Englishmen made these things. Dumbass.
>>41275720Yeah it’s crazy how different the hoax ones are compared to the real ones. I don’t think all of the complex ones are aliens but it seems like a good chunk come from more advanced non-human intelligence
>>41275727>Putin postingYou are scum that deserves to be gassed
>>41275775>Denies crop circles>Says I will fuck your mom and that I'm a childGood lord you need to lurk more and become more educated before you post again.
>>41275789>>41275792You retards don't even know that aliens make crop circles and I'm an anon who has seen multiple aliens in real life. Do you see how retarded you look to me now?
>>41275818Here's a human looking alien called Valiant Thor. Go down that rabbit hole right now.
>>41275828Phil Schneider was killed by the government for whistleblowing and you're a retard saying he was lying. What the fuck? >>41275831The Why Files also said the Wingmakers and Majestic 12 are fake. I will personally slap AJ in the face for the shit fucking karma(cause and effect) he has had on this planet for saying bullshit like that.
>>41275698The story that drunks could create something symmetrical at this scale tells you how dumb they think we are.
>>41275849How about you listen to his words you fucking retard?
>>41275861Here's a video of alien technology making a crop circle you fucking faggot retard. Post when you know the truth, not when you're a mouth breathing retard. This advice goes to all of you alien deniers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6vP8-SbU0&list=LL&index=79
>>41275720They were pretty autistic or worked as a mathematician or artist or mechanical engineer obviously pfft
>>41275872You have ousted yourself as a reddit tier skeptic who can't handle that humans are not the alpha species of the Universe. Fuck you, it is not "debunked.">>41275875You're saying autistic mathematicians create hundreds of crop circles of incredible geometric precision all across the world for multiple decades? Wow, what a retarded thing to infer.
>>41275698Speaking of crop circles, crop circles season just passed >https://cropcircleconnector.com/2025/July2025.html
>>41275698>>41275720The biggest evidence for crop circles is the counter story that low iq English men did these after a night out kek
>>41275861I made a crop circle in your mom last nightDebunk this
Imagine how empty your life must be to get this mad about crop circles.
>>41275698Only for a handful afaikFrom what I remember, real crop circles have the wheat still harvestable as the wheat is consistently bent at the stalk to create the lower parts of the crop circle while in hoaxed circles, the wheat would be damaged or torn unevenly which reduces the harvest of crops
>>41275902When I first digested alien evidence, I wasn't in denial like you. You are scum and many of you deserve to die to be honest.
>>41275912>>41275927Go back to your favorite midwit site desu
>>41275927I am the fucking faggot posting disclosure, not digesting disclosure. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU IN 2025 AND NOT UNDERSTAND ALIENS ARE HERE
>>41275941There's proof in this thread you fucking moron. Valiant Thor and crop circles.
>>4127587118 years ago and still not debunkedimpressive
>>41275956Right?>>41275950Yeah bro, pic related is a hoax. KYS
>>41275956*29 to 36 years ago
>>41275958Not a samefag, look at pic related and read the filename. >>41275965If you knew anything about agriculture you would know those lines are common on many fields.
How to educate the ppl of x the simple glowie busting rule of: do not engage.all their power comes from ppl replying to their bait.
>>41275871That's gangsta
>>41275698Depends.The ones with broken stalks were made by people on the ground. Just people having a laugh, using a variety of methods.The ones with the bent, unbroken stalks were made by a fucking microwave satellite, the same one that set those cities on fire a couple years back, as a proof of concept test and to manipulate public consciousness. This is confessed to in declassified documents.Nothing supernatural, no aliens, just manmade horrors well within your comprehension but that you were not previously aware of. This satellite is also used to kill people on occasion.
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>>41275698Human can't make precise shapes like that. A good example is the famous penis shape from aircraft flight path.
>>41275716Why do you assume they're just normies? They could've been mathematicians good with geometry. In this case, the two blokes were artists and graphic designers that worked in advertising agencies.They made 200 of these. Sensational headlines made it seem like it's a spur of the moment, impulsive decision and action - that they had immediately set out to the field right after stepping out of the pub at night, and made the circles briefly overnight, perhaps drunk even.In reality they had a good lengthy discussion over some moderate drinking at the pub one night. And as they step out the pub, the fruition of their careful planning and design as artist and designers, who has experienced with computer graphics and tools, and elaborate act was done steadily paced over time.
Cattle mutilations are real, not easy to fake either. Crop circles are real, but some are fake.
>>41276344You're disgusting tho
>>41276296>https://youtu.be/7H6doOmS-eMeven if you're no genius, it's just basic computer graphics and visualization shit, projection of image, vertices, faces etcany fucking "complex" geometrical shape can be simplified with a fucking grid system, just overlay boxes of squares over your design
>>41276349You're a schizo tho. Or a glowie.
>>41275720Doug Bower>artist and sign painter by trade>worked with advertising >skilled with design and layout software, tools Bower Chorley>house painter, decorator>manual tradesman>so he's skilled with manual labor, like builders or construction worker / contractorHow computer graphics work:https://youtu.be/C8YtdC8mxTUhttps://youtu.be/U0_ONQQ5ZNMhttps://youtu.be/eoXn6nwV694Your computer screen, phone display, cinema projection screen etc, any display, works the same way. It's the fucking same grid system used by the ancient civilizations, again by Renaissance artist to draw accurate proportions. Any complex design is made trivial with a grid system, you could control how many grid how small of a square you want, thus isolating and simplifying """""complex""""" shapes into simpler trivial shapes.Doug would be the one with the soft skills - graphic design know how, including the computer graphics part. Bower would be the one with the hard skills - the manual labor, design and thinking, how to approach the field, what tools, rope etc.
>>41275716>>41275720>>41275884How come they mostly all appear in US or UK?Why is there never Asian crop circles? Seems like a fairly large continent
>>41276475>wheat
>>41276475>corn
