Yo people. I plan to become Witch Supreme For that I need to train It's an opportunity to see your wish come true >How does it work? To put it simply, it's like healerannon, you tell your worries or not, a simple "help" is enough. I am doing my best to help. If you give me your impressions, your sensations, or even if you don't feel anything, dont be shy, tell me. It helps me a lot to develop my potential >How much does it cost? Do you really want to pay me? Keep your money small cheeky Do it on purpose to live Have Faith in Myself Give me really honest feedback Enough will be enough Don't be afraid, tell mom everything.
>>41303393 Good Morning The last tread was fire Thank you very much Thanks to you I have learned to be a much better witch Thanks to I, You've learned to be a much better person Thanks to both of us, We remade the world, A little Again, thank you very much Mama Edna is proud of you
Gimme a reading
>>41303449HelloI look for my divination stuff, and then I do this Patience, young soul ^^
>>41303449Here is my reading, For you I see the end of an unfortunate path, the possibility of rising, becoming aware of past mistakesIt's a new path that opens up to you, you are now able to shine Don't hesitate, live your life VoilaIf this speaks to you, or if I was wrong, never hesitate to tell me Have a good day ^^
>>41303942Speaks to me, even if a tad vague, good day to you too
>>41303393Good morning!I'm the guy who asked for your help becoming a werewolf in the last thread. Been spending more time in nature and doing my own research since- but there is something that I would really appreciate your help with.I very rarely remember my dreams, if I have them, but some of the research I've done has led to claims that I've got to try doing some work in my dreams. So I'm kind of stuck there.Do you think you could help me with lucid dreaming at all?Thanks again!
>>41303393Hello Edna,I have a ton of problems, is it ok if I just ask for help?May you become Witch Supreme!
>>41304896Not her but.Valerian, dream journal, do dream checks every 10 minutes during the day, dip snus before bed and lay on your back at a slightly upward angle, if you get night terrors embrace the fear and ignore the horror, it is not a real entity, and is your mind trying to save you from predators in the wild, have a secure sleeping area, and for the night terrors sleep with a finger or multiple fingers held up off your chest or bed, as you fall asleep if you get night terrors allow your fingers to sink and the movement can be used to jerk you awake, open and close your eyes as you’re falling asleep and try to open then in a dream while keeping them closed irl, your eyes will be open in the dream world and you’ll instantly be lucid, this is the most powerful dream, you can become lucid in a dream with dream checks, when you become lucid do not get excited, remind yourself of that, don’t get too happy, but just create what you want
Hi Edna, I just want to say the service you're providing is much needed and I appreciate your enthusiasm for helping people.I don't know if I'm in a position where I can really elaborate on the problem that I feel the strongest afflicted by, but I'm paralyzed by weakness and fear and overwhelm on a regular basis and just feel like I need help in general too.Thank you, and I think you'll be able to become Witch Supreme in no time.
>>41304896Hello I'm happy to see that you take the subject very seriously Alright, I'll gladly help you the next time you sleep Tell me if it worked I wish you beautiful dreams
>>41305104I heard your pain my child I'll do my best to help youTell me if anything has changed
>>41303393Have you ever worked with the fae? Can you send some fairies to me?
>>41305325Hello ^^A confidence boost just for youAs well as a little luck Very well Keep me informed me of the progress
>>41306144I'm a bit of a fairy myself^^ The best I can do is to send you people who have the same energy as the fairiesTell me if you meet them
>>41305325Thank you very much for this kind message Of course I'll become a witch supreme I will remember your precious textPromised
>>41303393Plz, give me a reading, friend!
>>41306169How do I get fairy energy myself?
>>41306236Here is my evening messageHope remains, victory comes after many defeats You're on the right path
>>41303393my damn old Ford keeps breaking down on the worst times, twice this month, and this is putting me on a position that could endanger my career in progressCould you help?
>>41306437Thanks! Funny, I said to myself yesterday that "even if I die I would be content since I know I am on the right path."
>>41306276In order to have fairy energy, you have to study your creatures There's bound to be a story that will speak to you more I wish you a great adventure^^
>>41306475I'll do my best to unlock this old steed On the other hand, if you can change your car, don't hesitate, a temperamental vehicle can really be dangerous
Good nights little souls It makes him really happy to see that you like my treads so much If one day you get tired of it, you should never hesitate to say it Thx and good week-end you all
>>41303393Edna, can you praise Timmy for me?
Edna, can you give *me* a reading? I'm sure it will be interesting...
>>41303393I feel like I'm going on a downward spiral. I can't sleep, all I do is watch tv and doomscroll all day. I want to be a magician and dedicate my time to that. I want to focus on my studies, but I feel like there's another part of me that just wants to drink, smoke, and distract myself from anything that I care (or think I care) about. On top of this no matter how many friends I surround myself with, I always end up back in a hole, alone. I would really really like for somebody to pull me back up.
Good Morning I hope you had a good night's sleepI answer everyone, be patient ^^
>>41308948I'm willing to pray tommy for youWho is tommy ?
>>41308962I see a bringer of peace I feel great sadness, never for you, always for others I feel too much compassion, a desire to save the whole World However, this is impossible Here's where your pain is Voila ^^Tell me if this speaks to you, if I'm wrong, never hesitate to say it I'm not yet a witch supreme
>>41308962The card just here My Bad, I'm tired
>>41309032I hear your pain my child I do my best to show you the light of hope It's up to you to unprunter on the way Now I would like to tell my life storyHealed depressive here, 30 years oldDepressed for 21 years. Here's what I learned from this hard period of my life.Depression is a real personality, so you absolutely have to change everything. (behavior, speech, diet, entourage...)So there is no miracle cure, only tricks.Here are the tips that helped me.1 Get regular physical activity2 eats properly (adds lemon, orange in meals, drinks, it feels really good)3 a REAL rest (I insist a lot on this)4 Keep the FaithHOWEVERAs I said, depression is a personality, see it as a reflex (in the same way as anger, jealousy, anxiety...)So you have to be aware of this, correct, go against yourself, say NO! CLEARLY Not! To yourself Permanently.I like to think that, in this existence, I am doing a karmic cleansing, of my past incarnations. It reassures me to give meaning to my existence.A little anecdote:I decided to get out of this Death Instinct on purpose, following a simple sentence found in a book, which enlightened me.I quote:There is no point in praying to external deities, begging for favors, because magic comes from you.I have only one regret, 21 years to suffer.If you can avoid the same mistake, that's a good thing.
>>41306062Mornin'!Just checking in to let you know it worked- I dreamed last night, and actually have some memory of them. Them, because I realized that I was dreaming during the first one and got shocked awake. Went back to sleep, and started dreaming again.Thanks for the help- I guess my next step is to follow some of >>41305213 this anon's advice and work on that lucid dreaming.Thank you, I hope you have an excellent day
>>41310383I started off that way and it dominated my whole life, yes. You are quite good. Currently, I do want to stop the gangstalkers and the egg harvesting mafia at LAC+USC medical center. And to euthanize whatever child they harvested from me.
>>41310447Thank you.
>>41310124Good morning, hope all has been well since last thread.I'm the one who misses his ex and she had been appearing in my dreams. I had been feeling alright letting fate and the powers that be bring us together but in passing in public I got the scent of her body wash at the exact moment one of her favorites songs started playing. Since then she's only made brief appearances in my dreams, though she still features as she would in my normal life when we were together.
Good evening everyone I hope you had a good DayMama Edna wishes you a good night's sleep Au plaisir ^^
>>41310447You're pretty honest for a larp.
Looking for some help in an ongoing romantic endeavor. Some good energy and forward momentum for the lady and myself.
>>41310136Get a fox familiar.
>>41313362Good night, Edna.
Good Morning allI hope you had a good night's sleep I wish you a good day I answer all of themBe patient
>>41310856You're Welcome It's nice to see that you succeeded Now the goal is to continue without meOf course I continue to accompany you just until you become autonomous Keep dreaming ^^
>>41311717It's a very sad story you're telling me here I hope it never stops you from living Never forget, the most dangerous are your feelings The more it affects you, the more you suffer
>>41311757No, you Thank you
>>41312015HelloI don't want this dream to give you too many bad feelings I know how painful dreaming about a ex can be Maybe it's a taste of realityMaybe it allows you to grieve better It's up to you
>>41313810Thank you very much ^^I promise it's never a LARP It's a very serious project
>>41314556Very well, I send you all my good energy for you and the lady Tell me if you feel anything
>>41315661A fox for you Alright, I'll do my best As a responsible little witch, I have to tell you that this is illegalKeep it low
>>41315737Thank you, you too
>>41315661Based /fox/ poster>>41316158I like this poster. I normally hate personalities/trips/names but this one is ok so far.
I used to follow many desires, used to agonize being lonely, but a lot has changed. I don't even know anyone to crush on, I'm managing my fight against lust, and I stick to working out.My only problems right now are my other vices (mainly overeating), health, and the desire to keep my family and dog safe and healthy.
>>41303393This might seem out of character for me but I would really appreciate some help. I actually have great magical power and I would just help myself if I could but I have been dampened extremely by seven heavy seals placed on me to dampen and weaken me. I can still use my power to some extent but it's like trying to run with a ball and chain around my ankle. The seven seals each correspond to one aspect or trait that I have which it clings to. If you break the seals I will be able to use magic many times stronger than anything /x/ has ever seen and I'll even help you with your goals in return.However if this proves too difficult (which is understandable these things are tough) if you could help me get a better source of income or manifest any solution to my abysmal living situation that would also be greatly appreciated.I can be reached on discord: theregistry93
>>41316214Thank you very much Annon If one day you like me less, never hesitate to tell me, it will be time to reinvent myself Good day ^^
>>41316283You have fought many battles I hope you continue to win I'm sending you my good vibesTell me if you feel my presence
>>41316326Your case seems to be really very serious No worries, I'm working on it all day Tell me if you feel any change I wish you courage, sometimes being unblocked, it hurts even more than being stuck
>>41316993I've finished my workout and I feel good, something interesting happened during it. Somebody came to visit my mother, somebody she knows but not very well, I'm not sure what they talked about (some problem of hers) but she said she felt a tiny voice in her head telling her to come to us. Not saying that's in any way related, just talking for the sake of talking. Who knows, maybe something positive will come from this interaction?Anyways, thank you for your good intentions and words, I hope fate pays you back properly.
>>41317517How interesting it is It's precisely doubt that allows you to believe a little It's up to you to decide if this is a simple coincidence or a causality Anyway, I hope good things will happen to you
>>41316149I tend to feel better after seeing her. Things ended rough but I still would like another chance with her, but we both definitely need the time to become better individuals. Who knows if my thoughts will change.
Eyo!Werewolf guy here again, wanting to thank you again for your help with dreaming. That's two nights in a row where I have had dreams (though I can't really remember last night's it faded too quick to write down in the newly created dream journal), so thank you and great job!Your readings look fun, think you could do one for me?Thanks, and have a good one!
>>41318166Give yourself time It will come one day or another
>>41303393who is sysetryx
>>41303393How do you do what you do? Any tips for a learner who has been stumbling for years?
>>41318340Hi Very well OK, keep it up Here's a read, just for you I see a person who can make his own decisions It's up to you to decide if you're on the right path, or if you're wrongI see a discomfort with society I see a willingness to disconnect from modern life in order to actually be you I see a person who works in an office, all day I hear printers, telephones, even a fax machine Voila ^^Tell me if you recognize yourself in this message If I'm wrong, don't be shy, tell me
>>41318717I have no idea
>>41318723The trick is to connect to what I call "the magic domain" You have to hear, smell, taste the magical energy Unfortunately, I don't have any miracle solution, you have to do your own test, you're mistakes HOWEVER I want to guide you, accompany you, protect you while you find your way Have faith in yourself, you will succeed
>>41318824Thanks, Edna. I'll do better this time.
>>41318143I'm the anon you responded to here. Would it be possible for me to get a reading?
>>41318765Mostly spot on, though I haven't worked an office in eight years. Got too sick of it, been working in a lab since (sadly also starting to get bored and feel trapped there though)
Hi and good day Edna, may I hubly ask for your assistance? In the last few days i feel totally mentally exhausted. It feels like the universe itself is testing me for resilience but it's so exhausting. Why is it that whenever it finally feels stable and I have breathing room to focus on my work and my karmic tasks that so many people want to throw me curve balls? For me that feels like causality and definitely no coincidence. Therefore I am asking of an energy clearance and / or maybe a reading for me. Or maybe even better - do you have advice to do those things for myself?
>>41318709In any case, all is appreciated, thank you.
>>41303393Requesting help on being less of a loser/finding direction Thank you for your time
>>41303393The girl I love disappeared from my life. Please bring her back to me.
>>41317011I did suddenly feel quite relaxed, which is good. I suffer from chronic stress and I have a very short temper. There may be a medical explanation for this but I did suddenly feel much better a few hours ago. I really appreciate everything you're doing. Please add my discord or let me know how else I can contact you so I can find a way to repay you once I have all my strength back.
Hello followerI hope you had a good night.As well as a good weekend I call you back so that I answer all the messages, yes really all Be patient
>>41318851You're WelcomeI hope you succeed
>>41319096Hello, here's a reading for you I see a bad period, where you have too little control over the situation I see a frustration of never being able to change the behavior of othersI see a good ending You need to stay away from all these bad situations, take care of yourself So, never think that you are give up your entourage, you are protecting yourself Voilà ^^Don't hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong Wishing you a good day
>>41319366I'm sorry to hear ThisI hope you'll find your way
>>41323285Interesting card.In a way it's right, I hope you're also right about the good ending, then. Thank you, sorry for being greedy and asking for two things, I'll only be greedy one more time and ask that you have a nice day.
>>41320327Hello SIt's nice to hear from you Here's what I can do for youAlready I send you my good vibes that will protect you, guide you, accompany you Then I want to do a reading Here I see a conflict with one or more people around you I see, you need to protect yourself from bad energy, bad feelings Never forget, your feelings are not you, you decide how to feel with who, you are the one who controls your feelings, Never the other way around You have to stay away from these bad peoples without showing that it affects you In other words, protect yourself Voilà ^^Tell me if this speaks to you, or not at allI hope it will get better in your life
>>41321109Thank you for trusting me
>>41321169A confidence boost as well as guidance for youAll right, say if you see any change
>>41321208I don't know if I can I'll try anyway Promised
>>41322799It's nice to see that your doing much betterNow the goal is to heal yourself completely I wish you a lot of courageIn return I only ask that you live on purpose, that you have faith in myself, To share the learning that this ordeal brought you.Who knows, maybe you'll be able to remember someone, you too
>>41323321I sincerely think that yes, it will end wellHave confidence You'r so sweet, great day to you too
>>41318824How does one connect to that? Is it the Astral?
Had to make a big life changing decision recently which I believe I made the right choice but now I feel like even though it was the wrong path at least it was a path. I have an idea what I'm doing with my life now but everything seems bleak and hazy.Will my path become more clear for me?
>>41303393Edna, can you tell if a love spell has been cast upon me?
>>41323357My aunt just text me for lunch, she always has guiding words! Thank you!
>>41325023Indeed, the astral is a possibility Some do it through the arts Others through meditation Others use lucid dreaming To each his own style
im completly lost and depressed what should i do help me
>>41325106You just have a moment of blurry after an important change Nothing too serious, it's normal I'm sending you my good vibes, I hope it will allow you To see more clearly
>>41325256What I see is that you were touched by the presence, the words of someone I would rather say that it is someone who knows how to speak Instead of a sorcerer who charmed you If you want to get rid of it, do it on purpose not to love it anymore. If you agree with the situation, then don't hesitate, enjoyVoilaIf I have said something stupid, don't hesitate to warn me
>>41325271Very well, I hope it will bring you good things
>>41325403I hear your pain my child I do my best to show you the light of hope It's up to you to unprunter on the way Now I would like to tell my life story Healed depressive here, 30 years old Depressed for 21 years. Here's what I learned from this hard period of my life. Depression is a real personality, so you absolutely have to change everything. (behavior, speech, diet, entourage...) So there is no miracle cure, only tricks. Here are the tips that helped me. 1 Get regular physical activity 2 eats properly (adds lemon, orange in meals, drinks, it feels really good) 3 a REAL rest (I insist a lot on this) 4 Keep the Faith HOWEVER As I said, depression is a personality, see it as a reflex (in the same way as anger, jealousy, anxiety...) So you have to be aware of this, correct, go against yourself, say NO! CLEARLY Not! To yourself Permanently. I like to think that, in this existence, I am doing a karmic cleansing, of my past incarnations. It reassures me to give meaning to my existence. A little anecdote: I decided to get out of this Death Instinct on purpose, following a simple sentence found in a book, which enlightened me. I quote: There is no point in praying to external deities, begging for favors, because magic comes from you. I have only one regret, 21 years to suffer. If you can avoid the same mistake, that's a good thing.
>>41325458Thank you, Edna. You didnt say anything stupid. Its just ive been touched by someone that I wouldn't have expected. I agree and dont agree at the same time. So im gonna ride the wave and see where it takes me. I may be stupid.
>>41325560I hope this will lead you to a bright future My good vibes are with you
>>41325741I wish i could communicate with you more directly. Because... its... a messy situation. But if you have a thread around in 10 days, I'll tell you how it went.
Edna, I struggle with overeating and can't lose weight because of it. I try to do stuff like limiting myself to one bag of chips a day instead of breakfast (so that+dinner), I work out regularly, but whenever I'm stressed or bored, I got into habit of eating. I realize I would be happier if I was fit, but I'm not so I'm sad and I overeat to suffocate it. There's nothing that brings me happiness other than being able to eat something tasty during the day. The more I abstain, the more it feels like my appetite grows. It was alright for some time, I've lost some noticeable weight, I'm getting stronger, but lately I've been getting hungrier and hungrier. I walk a lot during autumn, but I wish I didn't have to fill that endless hole with food everyday.Do you have any advice or something interesting to say about this? I realize this is a very mundane problem that's simple to solve (just eat less), sorry for that.
>>41325857I plan to be here permanently Yes, I will be there in ten days I'll try to bring you some relief tell me if there's a change
>>41325888HelloAs you may have noticed, the first concern is the feelings The less discomfort you feel, the less you suffer, the less comfort you needThen, the second problem as you say is the feeling of withdrawal, so you have to replace food with something less destructive I tell you that you have a real desire to change your physique, very well Now the second step is to work on discipline, to be able to tell yourself "no, clearly not" Have faith in yourself, you will succeed I accompany you, guide you, protect you Tell me if you see any change
Many of you were here today Thank you for trusting me and guiding me when I made a mistake On that note, good nightAu plaisir ^^
>>41316129Thank you Edna, I will keep this in mind.
Hello Edna! Can you alter probability so that I become the sole winner of the Megamillions lottery's jackpot from tonight's drawing? If that's impossible, I'd appreciate some advice for growing from where I am.
>>41323331Edna, happy that you answered to my humble request and also a huge hug and thanks for your reading! How is your learning and training coming on? I am happy that most of the time you seem to be in good company here. You seem to be spot on. It is hard to protect myself when those negativ people (or in my case: father) are within family. The feeling i get is pressure due to non-conformity. Thank you soo much for your help! Every single reminder helps. I tend to be more on the rational side (up to the point where i used to completely disregard my own feelings) and I find it challenging to integrate feelings into my world view. I get that I am the one who can decide, how to act on them - yet "protect yourself" might be a tough call since my default reaction would be to "turtle away those emotions". Do you have any advice for me? Any spell or anything that I can practice? Bonne nuit and "see" you soon! :)
>>41326023>I plan to be here permanentlyNo, this is the worst curse ever
>>41306077A little bit? I think I'm feeling better mentally if that helps!
Hello dear little lost soul I hope you're doing well Did you have a good night?A new day begins, the adventure continuesI answer all messages. be patient, my phone is a tractor, my wifi connection is a toaster
>>41330506edna can you do a reading for me
>>41325500I understand at it helps thank you! I know i have magic but i cant access it or find meaning so i just spiral down! But maybe its jsut the fear! I know i have lot of spiritual energy inside me thatc need to wake up
>>41327173Thank you for trusting me Tell me how it's getting better
>>41327245The mega million for you?OK, I'll do my bestIf you win it, I want to receive a small percentage Otherwise, keep your money, it's too precious I hope you'll receive a nice amount of money
>>41326023Edna, im wondering if this is all connected. Im also the one that asked about being a girl the other day. You said about trying to look like one. The love spell person in question also runs a salon. Strange...
>>41327821 Hi S A big hug to you too By dint of training, making mistakes, restarting I end up having much more accurate readings I like to believe that I connect to the magical realms, that I question spirits and angels.After all, why notIndeed, I am pleasantly surprised, even the trolls are friendly hereYou have to be confident in yourself, you are capable, do it on purpose to succeed, there is a day when it will give interesting results. To be much more in reason than in emotion is a very good path I advise you to continue like thisAs rituals, the best I can advise you is to learn about the writtings/stories related to Jesus. If you have another preference, don't hesitate at allThen if you can get away from all these toxic people, do it, your health is much more importantOn my side, I continue to accompany you, guide you, protect youI wish you a lot of courage.
>>41329704He he he ! You're going to have to put up with me advita æternam !
>>41329878You are on the right path, never give up, I continue to guide you, accompany you, protect you Do your best to live one more day, not survive, live !
Hello Miss Witch, I hope you're having a nice day.Could you give me a reading?I'm very tired of being around other humans, even though I know I shouldn't. The more time I spend with others, the more I'm overwhelmed by feelings of disgust and sadness. Wtf is my problem?btw I hope you have a cool hat. If you don't you should get one.
Do you have a teacher or something? How do you learn to do what you're attempting?
>>41330547I see a person with feminine energy I see questions that prevent you from enjoying life I see stubbornness as well as inner conflict From what I understand, you're like paralyzed in the face of your feelings too strong. You ask yourself too many questions, you get far too few answers, it's a source of anxiety Conclusion, The more you don't care, the better off you are VoilaIf I have made a mistake, never hesitate to tell me Au plaisir
>>41331185One step at a time First take care of yourself, heal youYou can try to heal yourself through esotericism and the occult Start slowly by studying the Abrahamic writings Then, improvise ^^
>>41331515Many things are connected, some not at allIt's up to you to decide whether to believe, or not I sincerely hope that one day people will call you demoiselle
>>41331763you're actually legit, congrats. you passed my test.and the advice>the more you dont care, the better off you areis spot on
>>41303393Do you get your renard familiar?
>>41331677Indeed I have a pretty cat hat See the photo of the post Le readingI see a need for gratitude and accompanimentYou need to be satisfied with the little things in life instead of wanting moreYou need to do something, such as an art project, in order to feel a little better about yourself I also you a person way too much in the reasoningStop thinking, start acting Do you see the thing?Voila ^^If I have said something wrong, never hesitate to tell me Even little witches can make mistakes Au plaisir
>>41331732The best teacher I've had is me I purposely study a specific subject I disagree with the various authors I do my tests, my mistakesPeople tell me it works Voila
>>41331817It was a surprise exam ^^Nice to see that you give me a good grade
>>41331931Nha, I already have a cat
>>41331936Thx for the reading. Not half bad. Though this one doesn't feel quite right. >I see a need for gratitude and accompanimentI don't feel like I need gratitude, more the opposite, I usually feel like I often get way too much gratitude/praise for what I actually do. Also not sure if I really want accompaniment, I kinda prefer being alone. But, food for thought.>Do you see the thing?Not sure. But I see the cat face on the hat. Very cool.Dankeschön.
>>41332022O_______O!I LIKE YOUR CAT EDNANONA!
>>41332082By gratitude, I mean you need to appreciate the little things in life Then I say that you think, you overthought too much, so it slows you down At least that's how I see the situation If I'm wrong, don't hesitate to tell me
>>41332365I like him very much too :)
On that was a good dayI hope this was the case for you too I wish you a good nightA good dreamsA demain, au plaisir
