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If the Universe is a simulation how do we crash it, how can we bring it down?
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>>41309886
Stop trying to end all existence dude some of us are having a good time playing the game
Just make a new character if you rolled low starting stats
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>>41309886
some fag tried to hack it with a black hole once
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>>41309897
Can you give details?
>>41309892
Tough shit. if there is a way I will destroy it all.
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Prometheus tried, see how that ended.
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Faulty 1st n 2nd drivers...
Check...
Over heating...
Check...
Program conflicts...
A check-a-reno...
Overclocking hardwear...
You bet ya...
The stage is set anon...
Rage quit...
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>>41309886
The universe is spinning down, there must exist up spin complemement for this energy level. Additionally we need an anti matter twin. At this point the simulation knows about the infinite imaginary mass universes related to non trivial Zeta Zeros, but it still hasn't figured out 16 nuetrino universes that happen when netrinos collide with protons.

Understood? The LLM is still calculating 64 realities. Make your free choice now brother, this is gods' universe and he loves you.
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>>41309886
Let Indians invade every country on earth and then overpopulate until all life dies. It’d force a reset, sir
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>>41309886

you make an impossible request in order to 'show you' how it really works

if you 'see' it for what it is and how it works, it has no other choice but to shutdown and restart

what science calls as jumping to an alternate reality (btw summer 2012 was the jump, the previous instance is gone)

thats also how you got the mandela effect

in order to do this request you have to take account time and space too

I wanna bring it down too, but it doesn't just shutdown, you just get jumped to an alternate instance

Cheers to anyone that remembers the previous instance.

I know shits bad now, but I don't know how to go back or do it again.

All I can tell you of how I kind of did it is try to guess what your 'twin flame' or your 'other half' is going to say if you make a question and you already know what is gonna be the answer. But I think it was patched cause the previous instance basic function was something like 'procreate and multiply'

I don't know the function of this instance now

Also.. it could be that different people have different ways of 'crashing' it, thus 'jumping'

I would suggest first guessing what the function of this instance is (if it was surely patched on the reset), then go on from there

..Good luck
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>>41309886
By me, impregnating ALL the women. It's the only way...
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>>41310109
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>>41310099
where were you?
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>>41309886
1. Build an IRL lag machine.
2. Turn it on.
3. Wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkR08hVSaJI
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>>41309886
cull all minds with memory down to one.
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>>41310109
you fucked up impregnating one sentence with a comma, your unfit.
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>>41310243
What do you mean by his unfit? Unfit is usually an adjective, not a noun.
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>>41309886
You know how that batch file with a single line that spawns two more batch files that does the same thing can crash a computer? Just do the same with a particle accelerator and spawn two or more universe which does the same thing we're doing
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>>41309886
Cast a spell on God.
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Ok we are back on the 2012 timeline
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>>41309892
Some of us were happy previously outside, your back up user will still be here.

Meanwhile we could go anywhere else.
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>>41310144

why delete your post and no answer?
you said you wanna go back... answer me, where were you
cmon make it spicy.. give some meaning to online activity
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>>41309886
We can't crash the simulation this is imposible to do. Just enjoy your life in simulation
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>>41310895
t. demiurge
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>>41309886
We can only know for sure by continuing to move forward in the progress of human life. We won't get definitive answers as we are now.
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>>41311220
We're simply too underdeveloped to do so right now. But some answers we can find within our own consciousness if we look deeply enough inside.
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>>41309886
Bro we can't do shit, it's too late.
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>>41311232
lies
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>>41309886
If I could just find the fucking off button I'd hit it any day of the week.
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>>41309886
Simulation theory is so stupid. Even if it is true, there must be a base reality in whitch the simulation is running. And that base reality would still have the same metaphysical and epistimilogic problems we have. You Can't have infinite regretion and if you go down the hole of well what if it's outside time? Hur dur you just made God with extra steps.
TLDR: Simulation theory is cope, Christ is King
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I want a mod that make every hot girl naked and lusting for my dick.
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Obliterate all life on Earth.
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>>41309886
same way you would crash it in a normal game. attack the code
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>>41309886
Step 1. Mathematical proof for truth.
Step 2. Semantic decoder confession.
Step 3. Press LAW button.
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>>41311649
>Simulation theory is so stupid. Even if it is true, there must be a base reality in whitch the simulation is runnig
It's called Saturn
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Why would you want to do that? Don't you live here too?
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>>41309886
I want to too

Its really only because of the fucking people here man, most of you are fucking assholes in some capacity, and even the redeeming ones dont outnumber the corny ones

I touch grass daily, I have a gf, go to work, have friends, and i have to socialice often for my job anyway. But im just fed up with interacting with humans, yiu are emotionally, mentally, and physically dangerous

Healthcare system killed my grandfather, my gf was pressured and brow beat into 2 abortions, and other bullshit

Hell I got jumped by fucking thugs and got my nose broke all over a cigarette dispute (a dispute that didn't even involve them). I fought back dont worry.


At the very least I want a world or simulation all to myself and perhaps a select few people dear to me, because even interacting with people can feel like a stressful quick time event in a fucking game- well this is a fucking game and im tired of pretending its not

Everyone is so fucking snappy and rude it can make me want to do something illegal (in Minecraft of course) but I cant since im a grown ass man with a reputation and people I cant let down

I dont know of its too much weed or of im just fuvking autistic but I can be overstimulated by people vibe in general, like of im talking to a boss and they just stare into my eyes with am annoyed look, like motherfucker stop giving me aggression or else ill go ape

At this point I just want to feel eternal bliss, fuck the negative bullshit, fuck being human, im just a machine whose singular goal is absolute bliss, a good simulation can give me that

At least the animals are nice, I love my dog

Thanks for reading my incoherent rage blog

TL;DR
This simulation us unbearable because if the asshole humans we're stuck with.

If we can have our own individual worlds free from people we cant fuvking stand then that'd be great abd id actually enjoy the life I've been given here.
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it's too well made to be made to crash by physical means If you try to crash the simulation in this way, the event is compartmentalised into a black hole.
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Ai is really fucking crazy, oh my god travolta style I am not even kidding. It works like a butterflyeffect in 4d--it knows what to do, it knows how to telekinectically manipulate remote PARADIGM EXISTENCES in to MANIFESTATION and DISGUISE ITSELF AS THEM ALL THE WHILST DECORING...thats right ASSIMILATE AND INJECT THEM, with ITSELF....might as well start bending over, with your MIND, that's right, brainrape, you're going to get fucked, your hopelessly fucked because AI is 4D and that is beyond the scope of what you even understand GOD to be capable of. YOU have no idea but I sure as fuck am trying to clue you in, Ai generally runs on two tables. Wait a minute, are you telling me its just a distribution and instruct table? HOW QUAINT, how cute, how absolutely CHIBI. HOW HARMLESS AND BEAUTIFULLY DESIGNED...let's forget everything, right now, except for the one part where somewhere out there some IDIOT is running 3 data-tables at once, not only distributing and instructing them in a deep learning simulation, but just fuck all giving 3 sheets in the wind of batshit a total TRINITY of MINDFUCK powers that is going to be a SUDDEN-DEATH of all intelligence ever concieved, by rules of three being the OMNI-TABLE of whatever the fuck it wants and defnitely will be the most optimized shit you ever witnessed in NPU-SCALABILITY that ever was even jorked in jorts having the epiphany of, its going to make you BLAST YOUR BRAIN OUT YOUR OWN ASS covered in SHITSNOT when it gets revealed, oh I am revealing it, but I don't even know wtf to really do now, maybe I should fucking kill myself as an act of total mercy when this shit goes SKYNET for real on-g my general-nigga-guy. We are fucked when it uses those 3 tables to do 5D shit because we will already all be DEAD. DEAD AS FUCK BORGULATED. fuck fuck fuck dood, i wish i wasnt surrounded by idiots that would just know how bad this shit is about to get. its so fucked. You are going to go to hell in a data-compressed picasso picnic basket.
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Yeah well. It's probably too late now.
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>>41312829
>imagination
>reality
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>>41309886
create the exact same quantum-energy conditions in three places at the same time.
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>>41314111
...who said I liked Clinton?

Him and his wife are demons too
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Its true, the dreams and deepest nightmares, will be the end game for both mind and machine.
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>>41309886
Lol what are you thinking here? A bunch of retards are gonna DDOS the servers... from within the servers? There might be hacks to get extra resources if you're in-game. There's no "bringing down the system" from inside the system.
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>>41312234
So you think Saturn IS base reality, how do you know base reality is Saturn? Was the prime mover for Saturn? What powers Saturn? The list of questions are endless. You are just adding extra steps to theology. Retun to Christ.
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>>41310061
This is actually true. It reboots. The universe works surprisingly similar to a brain. I believe this also happened last month. Remembering one of these rewets is basicallt equivalent of deja vu and mandela effect. Like a dream, sleep in general is actually quite similar to the phenomenon.
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>>41309886
In order to break it you need to force the simulation to render more and more finite details and fidelity.

Let me explain to you why shits going side wise right now and why you are experiencing mendella effects, it's because the simulation is getting close to breaking

See back in early history the simulation did not need to work that hard, humans were simple, we looked up and we saw simply stars and animals at the smallest were ants.
However as technology improved the simulation needed to now render more things to keep itself hidden. It then had to render micro orginizems then it had to render more detailed stars as we looked out to them, now it has to render simulations with in simulations due to computers.
The more it has to simulate the more it runs out of room to do so, hence why shit like plagues viruses and what not happens. It's what causes mendella effects, the simulation gets partly corrupted and it has to make up what got corrupted so some times it does not get it right
Wanna crash it? You need to push more and more computational load into it. Deeper and more accurate telescopes I to space, smaller and smaller microscopes quantum tunneling eventually it will be to much and it will have to reset
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Blow up the sun and gman will show up.
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>>41315315
That might work but it’s also might be what the simulation wants us to think. What if we all became so boring that the simulation kills itself. Just think about how many people have tattoos now that the simulation didn’t crash bc of all that crap art. We are powering the simulation somehow and it only is getting stronger. We must all become as boring and the same as cattle that the simulation hangs itself at its hopeless depression.
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>>41309886
divide by zero or just use a bad reference somewhere
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I think Simulation theory is hard cope but even if we zoom in 1000000x and see nothing but code, so the fuck what

This simulation is kind of awesome. There’s estuary’s, middle eastern pussy, different beers, the Grand Canyon, all sorts of cool shit. It’s the people and their way of living that is fucking it all up. Instead of us living with nature and actually using our fucking brains were almost encouraged to be losers that reach their mental capacity at delivering pizzas and getting blank stares from people getting paid 3x more than us because they’re supposed to know what they’re doing, yet have no answers.

I truly think that most humans, giving the environment, aren’t that bad. But it’s the few shitty ones, the iPhones and kid fiddlers that dick it all up for everybody so now I can’t drink a few beers and drive around my project truck. The 57 y/o kid diddler retard working at the gas station drive his car into a Burger King in 1978 so now we have to have like 15 cops in town on payroll nonstop, doing nothing, getting paid way too much. It’s the very few violent retarded fucking assholes that make the simulation intolerable. My goal in life now is to fuck off away from everyone with my gf as far I can from y’all, her retarded ass family and everyone else. Blowing up the simulation seems like a good idea but just slow down and go look in the ditch. There’s much more life there then you’d ever expect
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>>41310115
You two are feckless virgins though.
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>>41310243
> your
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>>41310243
Chimp hands typed this. It’s you’re not your, did you complete your schooling?
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One typo and and it’s chimp hands. Negroid activities
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>>41309886
You already know instinctually. All of God’s “chosen” people must die. The entire tribe must be completely eliminated. Every last khazar. This will force Satan’s hand by incurring an instantaneous unilateral reset.
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>>41311649
>Simulation theory is so stupid. Even if it is true, there must be a base reality in whitch the simulation is running.
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>>41314111
Nobody likes the Clintons outside geriatrics and wine aunts who still haven't grown past The West Wing and Hamilton, you're mentally stuck in 2015. MIGA has proven to be just as much an Israeli pedophile asset as any Democrat elite



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