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>>41316453
This is something I have believed for years. Chris has all the markers of someone who's demonically oppressed. Extremely bad luck, obsession with non-human entities, aberrant sexuality, the tendency to draw an absurd and unreasonable amount of ire to himself, circumstances forcing him into extreme isolation, etc. His conversion in prison was seemingly false as well. He claims to hear his "characters" talking to him, and unsurprisingly what they tell him is exclusively terrible advice and affirming his delusions. Chris Chan is the most prominent example of a modern demoniac. All that said, I don't think he's possessed. Maybe he lacks the faculties to give consent enough for that to occur.

>>41316453
No because demons aren't real. He's just an emotionally stunted and social inept autist who manifested friends in his head to cope with the fact he has none irl. No magic or demons behind it, just mental illness.

So like most of this board.

>>41316592
Anything to help you sleep at night kid

>>41316592
>demons aren’t real
>manifested friends
You’re describing demons

>>41316468
This. People really need to learn the difference between possession and oppression

>>41316453
It probably is demon yes. Many e-celebs who've wore that necklace have had falling downs. Nick Rekieta had quite big fall from grace, all that coke scandal happened after he had worn the necklace. I think Dick Masterson told him to wear it

>>41316468
He did say he let Magi Chan possess him for a while.

>>41316468
>>41316658
how do you remove demonic oppression?

>in b4 jewsus
doesn't work. he even gives you more demons

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>>41316453
>>41316468
>>41316713
Hasn't Chris mentioned before on streams that he's figured out Astral Projection and that it's how he met magi-chan sonichu? And that this entity is what kept telling him the dimensional merge was going to happen?
The merge itself becomes more and more of a horrifying possibility as time has been passing ever since Chris announced it. I'm not retarded enough to believe that superheroes will become real or something, but the idea that the corporeal nature of our reality is breaking down and slowly is being replaced/intersected with another would be a hell of an explanation for the mandela and observer effect.
Either way, Chris being the single most documented human being in recorded history has to have some interest from the powers that are beyond our Earth. I would not be surprised if the archons/machine elfs/astral parasites have a special interest in him not because people believe him on his insane claims, but because so many people pay attention to him.

>>41316734
It's jewsus. Sorry anon. But specifically, it's fasting and prayer to jewsus. Three days fasting and prayer is the standard but extremely severe demonic attachments can take months, even years to resolve. It's an unfortunate truth. Life isn't fair for humans and we get the short end of the stick the majority of times. We have to rough it out to become stronger. If I had to guess, Chris's spiritual situation is so bad that he probably wouldn't be able to resolve it in his lifetime.

>>41316773
It's horribly ironic that the one thing he wanted since he was a child was recognition. Well, he got it.

>>41316453
>>41316773
Does lolcow magic exist? I'm pretty confident that Chris is the most famous non-celebrity in the world. Having the attention of so many people worldwide for as long as he has must have some sort of spiritual implications

>>41316791
If you buy the existence of egregores, then there's a non-zero chance of Sonichu being one, which is both hilarious and horrific at the same time.

>>41316791
>famous non-celebrity
Uh

>>41316869
Maybe they meant to say actor?

>>41316780
Bullshit lol

Also every demonic exorcism in the bible is instantaneous

>you have to do it for years for it to leave..

scam lmao "resist the devil and he will flee from you"

also jewgod gave paul a demon let's not forget despite being extremely contradictory and promise breaking

>>41316869
>>41316916
Yeah, that's what I meant. Actors and those type of famous people

>>41316468
Sounds like textbook “mental illness” too, both seem pretty interchangeable. Sounds like me before I got on meds, and me now that I’m off of them.

>>41316925
That's not true. Please do not tell me what the Bible says when you've never read it.
20 And they brought him unto him: and when he saw him, straightway the spirit tare him; and he fell on the ground, and wallowed foaming.
21 And he asked his father, How long is it ago since this came unto him? And he said, Of a child.
22 And ofttimes it hath cast him into the fire, and into the waters, to destroy him: but if thou canst do any thing, have compassion on us, and help us.
23 Jesus said unto him, If thou canst believe, all things are possible to him that believeth.
24 And straightway the father of the child cried out, and said with tears, Lord, I believe; help thou mine unbelief.
25 When Jesus saw that the people came running together, he rebuked the foul spirit, saying unto him, Thou dumb and deaf spirit, I charge thee, come out of him, and enter no more into him.
26 And the spirit cried, and rent him sore, and came out of him: and he was as one dead; insomuch that many said, He is dead.
27 But Jesus took him by the hand, and lifted him up; and he arose.
28 And when he was come into the house, his disciples asked him privately, Why could not we cast him out?
29 And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer and fasting.

>>41316938
You were a gay transvestite who believed he was having sex with interdimensional cartoon characters prior to going on your meds? You had voices in your head telling you what to do?

>>41316648
Sure bud. Keep using spirits to explain your shitty behavior like a child.

>>41316657
No I'm not, I'm describing mental illness. Christcucks tend to conflate the two hence why their exorcisms usually end up with beating a child or adult to death based off of vibes and a lack of a psychiatrist.

>>41317043
prayer and fasting didn't help paul lol

again its a scam

>you will drive out demons in jesus name
>you might drive out demons in jesus name
>you can only drive out demons if you fast and pray for years maybe..
>actually jesus will give you demons and you should be grateful for it

demiurge nonsense

>>41317052
I wish I was that interesting, I’m referring to this part
>Extremely bad luck, obsession with non-human entities, aberrant sexuality, the tendency to draw an absurd and unreasonable amount of ire to himself, circumstances forcing him into extreme isolation

>>41317066
>usually end up with beating a child or adult to death based off of vibes and a lack of a psychiatrist.
>usually

>>41317072
>Cherrypicking words means it's not true!

Wow spoken like a true dishonest faggot. So what about Terrance Cottrell Jr., Maricica Irina Cornici, Arely Naomi Proctor and Anneliese Michel? I can name more and you can look up more. Or do you just intend on being a dishonest faggot who clearly sees people being beaten to death over a false perspective on mental illness?

>>41317067
Paul didn't have a demon he was afflicted with some physical infirmity. People generally believe it was either vision loss or a psychological problem. Paul's thorn is put in place by God to prevent him from falling into undue pride and destroying himself. A thorn in the side is a Jewish idiom for a persistent problem, which is what we still use the term for today and where it originates. Him calling it a messenger of Satan is metaphorical. Please do not tell me what my own religious text says. You do not understand it. You are angry about Christianity as a worldly institution. Do not assume you know more about it than I do. The apostles were not able to instantly cast out the boy's demons because they don't have the same authority Christ does, being humans. Christ can cast out any demon under any circumstance. Humans cannot. We are flawed and only have the authority granted to us.

>>41317088
>I'm the one cherry picking here
Just lol

>>41317099
Wrong. It is called a thorn in the flesh and revealed to be a messenger of satan.

It was not an infirmity. The verse even states it communicates with him.

>>41317121
You are intentionally not understanding because your beliefs are built upon this intentional misunderstanding

>>41317129
You're the one who misunderstands

How can a physical infirmity communicate?

How can ANGELOS SATANA (angel of satan) be a mere illness?

Jesus freely healed the blind, sick, lame, etc. in the gospels but suddenly tells Paul to enjoy it lmao

It's a scam

>>41316453
You’re too lazy to speculate about a speculation you were too lazy to come up with on your own? Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT, lazybones?

>>41317139
It's a metaphor you idiot. And yes, it is directly stated to Paul that God's grace is sufficient for him and he required no healing. Maybe you're so angry because you have a thorn God won't remove as well? Many people do. You aren't the first and you won't be the last. I can tell why. Pride.

>>41317200
>m-metaphor

I accept your defeat. The whole point of turning to christianity is healing and exorcising. But apparently you can deliver neither.

It's also funny that Paul's undergarments in Act 19:12 can exorcise and heal the sick. But Paul himself cannot lmao

>11And God was doing extraordinary miracles by the hands of Paul, 12so that even handkerchiefs or aprons that had touched his skin were carried away to the sick, and their diseases left them and the evil spirits came out of them.

>>41317213
No, it isn't. The entire point of Christianity is to have an encounter with your creator and escape the shackles of the physical world. Paul wasn't healed because God didn't want him to be. God knew that Paul's affliction was good for him. Prior to his conversion, he was a violent and arrogant man who ruthlessly murdered Christians wherever he could. I suspect, again, that you have a thorn that is intended to quench the fires of your own pride, which is where this rage comes from. You are a belligerent, arrogant blowhard yourself, so you and Saul have a lot in common.

>>41316453
>more of this shit again
autism alert
fuck off already chris

>>41316791
very likely a mason

>>41317250
Again these were prior promises to the faithful that you failed to deliver and even completely did the opposite.

That is what you call a scam.

How can you unironically post at the start that jesus would remove demons then try to say now demons are fine because "gods grace is sufficient"

It's only righteous to be angry at frauds and scammers

>>41317280
You are extremely dishonest. You know that you're being dishonest. Don't you have any shame? What have I failed to deliver? I'm just some guy. The reason Paul's affliction wasn't healed is explained directly in the Bible which you haven't actually read but are extremely angry about the contents of. Paul didn't have a demon, I already explained that but you rejected the explanation because, again, your entire worldview is based around your uncharitable interpretation of scripture. Whether or not what I've said is true isn't actually relevant to you. You oppose Christianity primarily as a social institution, and your hilariously uncharitable interpretations are just retroactive justifications. Also, you are extremely arrogant and deceptive.

>>41317309
You at the start of this discussion

>turn to Jesus and he will remove demons :DDD

You at the end of this discussion

>Ok maybe Jesus won't remove demons at all but that is completely acceptable you're just prideful and arrogant!!

I am laffing

>>41317343
Paul's thorn wasn't a demon lol. Also when you fast and pray, who do you think you're supposed to pray to? The flying spaghetti monster? You're just wrong anon get over it. You are extremely prideful and arrogant btw. That's what the thorn's for

>>41317352
The text says it was an angel of satan ie. A DEMON

Cope all you want

>>41317390
Also you still dodged that the Bible says pauls handkerchief can heal any sickness but Paul himself cannot lol

>>41316453
While possible I think it's gone dormant as of late

>>41317390
Yeah that's a metaphor. Are you done? This is the only thing you have at this point, if we're keeping score. You've lost on everything else.
>"No it's NOT A METAPHOR"
>"because if it is a metaphor that means I'm WRONG"
>"And if I'm WRONG then the assumptions I make about spirituality and the world around me would be WRONG!!!!!!"
>"and I'm NEVER WRONG!!!!"
>"SO IT'S NOT A FUCKING METAPHOR!!!!!"
>despite being objectively, definitively wrong about literally everything else we just argued about

That's you. Hey remember when fasting and prayer to cast out demons was definitely NOT a thing and you were super confident about that
>>41317043
You should shut the fuck up. THORN'D

>>41317104
>Spirits made me wet the bed!

>>41317404
Tactically ignoring the start of the verse
>11And God was doing extraordinary miracles by the hands of Paul, 12
If Paul doesn't have the authority to do something, it doesn't happen. Paul is not miraculous in nature, he is only able to heal others at the behest of God.

>>41317438
Demons are suddenly metaphors when it's inconvenient lol

>Praying and fasting
Does Jesus have authority or not lol. Why do your miracles get less and less impressive as time goes on. To the point of saying you should just accept demons by the time you get to Paul lmao

>>41317454
Seething

>>41317456
Gods Paul handkerchief > God Paul directly

Ok. Also he is breaking promises by not removing demons.

>resist the devil and he will flee from you

Doesn't say anything about accepting it with grace Lmao

>>41316453
If not possessed, at the very least he and/or the "fans" probably created an egregor or similar rogue thoughtform.

>>41317459
Demons are metaphors when it is literally never stated anywhere in the New Testament that Paul's affliction was a demon, you just need this to be true to support your grievances against God. If it isn't, then you're revealed as the petty imbecile we both know you are. Paul shows absolutely no symptoms of being a demoniac and the only time the nature of his affliction is directly addressed is when he bemoans the fact that he has to write too large and refers to his condition specifically as a "bodily affliction" in another verse, not a spiritual one.

>See with what large letters I am writing to you with my own hand.

>You know it was because of a bodily ailment that I preached the gospel to you at first, and though my condition was a trial to you, you did not scorn or despise me, but received me as an angel of God, as Christ Jesus. What then has become of your blessedness? For I testify to you that, if possible, you would have gouged out your eyes and given them to me

Both of these verses are from Galatians. It tracks that he has eyesight problems, because Christians revealed himself to Saul in a flash of blinding light. You are done. You have lost the debate. You have nothing to support your position. Get over yourself and shut up. I just know more about this than you, you prideful ignoramus.

>>41317490
>*Because Christ
Autocorrect

>>41317472
If you resist the devil, he will flee from you. Paul was not possessed or demonically oppressed. Also,
>>41317043
>And he said unto them, This kind can come forth by nothing, but by prayer and fasting.
There is a limit to what humans are capable of. Paul couldn't cast out that particular kind of demon because of the severity of it's entanglement with the boy. That doesn't mean he is altogether incapable of casting them out, like in the verses you reference.

>>41317490
The verse says it was an angel of satan

Stop being willfully ignorant lmao

>>41317508
>If I repeat myself after being shown direct evidence that it was a metaphor, then I'm right!
>I'll just keep restating my original opinion over and over again so I don't have to integrate this information into my worldview and accept that I'm wrong!
Pride

>>41317505
He was demonically oppressed

An angel of satan was tormenting him. It could be through illness. But the cause is demonic nonetheless.

Which Jesus did not remove lol

>demons flee in Jesus name
>demons flee with much prayer and fasting
>demons might not flee
>actually I gave you a demon and you should be grateful

The Christ scam timeline lol

>>41317520
You're the one ignoring the plaintext of your holy book

Are you okay lmao

>>41317528
You know you're wrong at this point you're just doing this because I'm a Christian and you hate us

>>41317533
The holy book infamous for never ever using metaphors or parables to illustrate a point, the holy book that infamously was not written in poetic language and never ever makes allusions to it's overarching themes and prominent characters in any other context. You are wrong and you know it

>>41317547
>>41317534
>a messenger from satan to torment me..
>it's a metaphor!

(You)

>>41317571
Yeah you give up huh

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Pretty sure it's just autism.
He would have latched onto model trains or ham radio if he was born 20 years earlier.

>>41317588
That's what you're hoping but nah

Messenger from satan btw :)

>>41317104
So you have no actual argument and only seek to embarrass yourself further with ever response. Nice. Dodging like a Christian would.

>>41316453
He's just autistic anon, and so are (You)

>>41316453
What's a good chris chan documentary to watch?

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>>41316453
>I was watching the Chris Chan documentary
There are like over 20 of them.
Link.

>"This Sonichu thing is clearly a demon that has latched onto Chris."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFlW1a7RnXE

> That stuck with me for some reason.
No chrisitans are retarded. ANd call everything they do not like demons

>Reee do not blaspheme jesus or the bible
Says the demon possessed fagot (speaking in toungs)
Who has a demon in him (holly spirit)
And worships the insane demon possessed jesus

Matthew 12:22-32,Luke 11:14-23

It is a fact that the family of jesus told everyone that jesus is insane
Mark 3:21

Now imagine being part of this satanic religion of demon possession where you worship a demon possessed crazy man named jesus who wants you to drink his blood and eat his flesh.

>>41316790
Quite a monkey's paw wish LOL

>>41317066
Demons are linguistically the same as mental illness

>>41316453
You could be right but as someone who has followed Chris Chan since the beginning to me Sonichu represented Chris' innocence from a psychological perspective. Even if his antics were a bit odd to some his activities were fairly innocent and innocuous, it was only when his audience started creeping its way into his waking life that the more depraved aspects of his personality began to emerge. Chris Chan's audience created him, he's the monster and were Dr. Frankenstien. He is only a reflection of the audience that warped his innocent mind.

>>41316453
Yes

>>41317783
Sure you are
>>41318264
I genuinely do not understand how people like you can be so aggro

>>41316468
genuine question how do you rid yourself of these things if you think you got them

Everyone that has worn one of the authentic medallions has completely fucked up their lives. It wants you to troon out, rape your mother, and do drugs with your kids in the house while you let niggers blast your wife’s pussy. It seems to drive you to hedonism and delusion just from contact.

>>41316938
the dude should have gotten proper treatment and therapy as a kid.

But his ancient boomer dad was too much of the mindset "he's not crazy he doesn't need a shrink" because back in his generation mental institutions were pretty horrid.

this and having no understanding of what chris was doing online.

combined with decades of bullying and gaslighting to feed his insanity culminated in the fucked up person he's today.

it's asmodeus

>>41321744
Fasting and prayer. Exorcism if it's extremely bad. It usually isn't though.
>>41321810
Do you think? Could be. Besides the perversion, what makes you say that?

>>41316592
Sonichu is like the personification of his mental illness, so in a way it is a demon, just not a paranormal one

>>41320284
It really isn't and this stupid misconception has lead to the deaths of many people. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>41321724
Do you think grandstanding is going to make you look less stupid?

>>41322085
Nope just a mental illness. Which idiots who had no understanding of mental illness used religion as an answer and for some reason think beating people halfway to death is a cure.

>>41316453
Yes.

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>>41316773
>>41317774
>>41323151
You can’t put the monkey back in the bottle.

The world shall be ruled,
By the ones who were exploited.

Welcome.

>>41323054
You're crazy

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>>41323184
Knuckles.
https://youtu.be/Oot8mBebafc

https://youtu.be/f7MiaSr-0ug

https://youtu.be/V6wxbYTOz-0

Here they come, just in time..

>>41323217
Maybe it's demons wooooooo.

>>41316453
Sonichu is a talupa that is now a curse to Chris

>>41316869
A condemnity?

>>41323347
Probably leviathan. Do you have neck issues maybe? Tight shoulders?

>>41316680
Dick also wore the medallion and now suffers from severe tinnitus while also having a baby who spends the majority of its waking hours screaming its head off. Literal hell combination.

>>41316468
>He claims to hear his "characters" talking to him
He's listening to glowniggers, it's common tech for these types of people.

>>41316468
That's just called schizophrenia

>>41323054
>Which idiots who had no understanding of mental illness used religion as an answer and for some reason think beating people halfway to death is a cure.
>He has no understanding that exorcisms are considered the absolute last resort before bullet to the fucking head
>He has no understanding that every religion outside of nutjobs like JW or hindus explicitly demand you exercise every form of mental rehabilitation and therapy before they even think about exorcising you
>he has no understanding of what a demonic possession looks like, which is very fucking clearly noticeable.

Yeah nah, you're just some dumbfuck who has his first crisis of faith. You'll be back.

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>>41323054
>>41327202
has this happened before?

.- dejabuu anon.

>>41316734
>>41316780
Found the kike

>thread about Chris Chan
>filled with jewsus babbling
kek, why does he attract other retards so much?

>>41320343
I’m glad someone else remembers. This whole thing has been sad to watch unfold. It was already sad in the 2000s.

I feel like Sonichu's manifestation was meant to happen one way or another.
Chris is one of those people so far gone that he has a legitimately terrifying potential to do such things, no one else but Chris and his delusions were needed to create an egregor from the very start; if anything the people stalking him just facilitated the task.

If he had lived in other times, he might've managed to start a religion or at least a prosperous cult out of thin air

>>41329995
you know what you are doing anon.

>>41316592
Let the goth kids have their larp, anon. Do you go into the cinema and complain that the monsters are just CGI and nobody really died?

>>41316592
>comes to a paranormal board
>posts the most bland, room-temperature, scientific explanation he can think of
>calls everyone else mentally ill
We get it, you're a boring person. You don't have to announce it so loudly.

>>41316453
If you wanna schizo out take a look between when each eceleb wore or touched the necklace and the incubation time before their downfall, count the number of days. Within a certain range and some are fairly close.

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>>41316453
rip King Cobra

>>41330266
No because people in the theatre aren't claiming their experiences to be true and trying to sell this lie to others. This is terrible comparison.
>>41330341
>The truth is bland
So does lying about reality make it more entertaining for you? Is that all you get out of this? Real life is boring so we need to lie about the truth to feel better about yourself? You've done nothing but show your insecurities and how retarded you are but keep going.

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>>41323184
> The spirit of man is the candle of the Lord.
> Proverbs 20:27

> His Candle shined upon my head and by His Light I walked through darkness
> Job 29:3

> For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
> Ephesians 6:12
The battle belongs to the Lord.

>>41331211
Who?

>>41331211
>>41332001
kek
https://youtu.be/OhhOU5FUPBE?list=RDOhhOU5FUPBE

>>41321775
His dad was a glowie and they live(d?) in glownigger central.

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>>41332757
>His dad was a glowie
Wait, what? I never heard of this lore before

>>41317774
Would have been for the best desu

>>41316453
That theory has been around for years. Some anons even managed to find similarities between Sonichu and a yellow hedgehog entity from Wiccan beliefs.

>>41332950
I forget the details but it was very sus

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>>41316468
>Extremely bad luck, obsession with non-human entities, aberrant sexuality, the tendency to draw an absurd and unreasonable amount of ire to himself, circumstances forcing him into extreme isolation,
Wait what? Are you serious these are signs? I thought it was just his BEHAVIOR that made him appear to be possessed.
Do I have a demon stuck to me?

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>>41316453
>I was watching the Chris chan documentary with a friend on discord
You don't actually have any real friends do you anon?

>>41335408
You should read the rest of the post but still maybe

>>41336092
Do you?

>>41316468
So to start with, I'm a former exorcist. I used to call up demons as well as cast them out.
I would say that, yes, Chris chan is not possessed.
However, possession occurs in stages. I would say he is probably experiencing a lesser stage that doesn't qualify as full possession.
What is the major occurrence with him isn't whether or not he's possessed. I do genuinely think that he lacks the ability to consent to a full possession.
What is the concern is that he is very clearly cursed.
A curse can, in many ways, mirror a possession, even cause one. But a curse is NOT possession.
Having a curse laid on you is like being spiritually irradiated. Part of what makes cursing so unethical isn't just that it harms the person targeted. It harms everyone! A curse can effect their loved ones, their children (and even further generations), it can effect even the land itself. A curse can be spread extremely easily from a single person to a wide net of individuals.
Why do you think people who get caught up too much into his life or story get damaged so severely? It's because he's cursed. I cannot think of a better example of the reality of Internet spread, spiritual disease, other than Chris chan.

>>41337597
Chris Chan is a vector for malevolent, dark fucking energy.
I don't believe that he has been cursed all his life. I do, however, believe that we can pinpoint two origins for his curse.
A) the first time Chris Chan began posting online
I believe this is what we could call, nominally, the "evil eye". People can direct negative, malevolent energy to you simply through will alone. When you get enough attention from the right person or people, this is when the evil eye begins.
The Internet is a perfect spot to attract this kind of energy. I am of the belief that about maybe 80 percent of people online are under this influence.
Chris chan, being the odd ass person he is, I think attracted this in a massive swirl that most people do not.
B) the first time he performed a "curse-ye-ha-me-ha".
Chris Chan is by and large a larper, he doesn't believe in most of what he says. He's more interested in doing what he thinks looks cool and what's popular in a group.
What's popular online? Cartoons and larp spirituality.
That said, I think he can and does lie so well to himself that he can temporarily believe whatever he is larping.
I believe that Chris chan got so pissed he believed he really was cursing people and subsequently cursed himself.

Someone should study his birth chart for further discernment.

>>41316468
You know I met him once? I just thought he was an autistic weirdo. I pretended not to know who he was. He told me he was "famous for the wrong reasons."

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>>41336568
I did. That's why I'm asking. Chris might not be possessed, I might not be, but are those signs we're being followed?

>>41337597
>>41337744
How does one get UN-cursed?

>>41337597
>So to start with, I'm a former exorcist
Bullshit

>>41339054
That's the neat part, you don't.
Jokes aside, getting uncursed is intensive. You need;
1. Decent mental health
2. Intensive spiritual practice. No larping, you need to be absorbed in prayer/meditation.
3. Good deeds
Problem is that these three things are really hard to do once you get cursed. You will have a litany of convenient excuses for why NOT to do things and whatever latent mental health issues you have are exacerbated. So it's an uphill battle. Some people do fine on the mental health and it helps, but then other crap keeps happening to them and they don't understand why.
Again, a curse is like being irradiated. It's disastrous. Once it's on you it doesn't come off easily. It has to be thinned out, consistently.
>>41339046
Learn about stages of possession, firstly.
Second, try meditating/praying. If spooky abnormal shit happens, pretty good indicator.
Thirdly, how much were you into Chris chans life? It's likely youre not possessed. However if you were heavily into media involving him & his life, you could be cursed.

>>41317066
why are you even here? Go back to r/atheism

>>41316453
he's right

>>41316791
There is very likely something to the collective Consciousness paying attention to a particular person or event I believe that

>>41340767
>Thirdly, how much were you into Chris chans life?
Not at all, I was more responding to this bit
>Extremely bad luck, obsession with non-human entities, aberrant sexuality, the tendency to draw an absurd and unreasonable amount of ire to himself, circumstances forcing him into extreme isolation, etc.
If those are signs of a curse, my family might be cursed.

Yes I agree with him on sonichu. You wanna see a real demonically possessed lolcow? Andrew Ditch. Has clearly been possessed by an unclean spirit since he was sexually assaulted as a child. Watch some of his videos. Extreme ABDL diaper fetish with a satanic love for poop, and having his ass wiped by an unwilling participant. Fakes autism and seems to get a sick satisfaction out of causing misery and chaos wherever he goes.

Remember, trauma is the gateway for these kinds of spirits to begin to attack you spiritually. But they all flee and cower at the name of Jesus Christ.

>>41316468
>demons
>le bad
come on now
he is just mentally ill retard

>>41342871
Do you think demons are le good or something? He is fucked in the head though I agree

>>41342882
demons = daemons = past Gods
there are bad, neutral, and good ones

but if you seek them they will try to fuck with you for the disrespect of disturbing them or to see your worth

In Judaism it is just Angels

>>41342882
>>41342901
I will elaborate

Talmudic texts discuss on occasion certain types of demons such as shedim, se'irim, and mazzikim, though these aren't really 'demons' in a conventional sense understood by Christianity and the Greco-Roman world. They may be harmful, often are even, but technically are ambivalent or ambiguous, on what TV Tropes would dub "blue and orange morality".
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlueAndOrangeMorality
This is pretty common in Eastern cultures. They might appear clearly antagonistic, but it works with its own weird rules and the reasons it does what it does can't really be known or understood - despite that, it is perfectly willing to be helpful despite everything, for reasons we don't really understand. That sort of ambiguity.

>>41331215
>>The the what i see as truth is bland
Fixed you and yes, your retarded dogma is bland as fuck.
The actual truth is that its absolutely doesn't matter what you believe, feel or think in grand scheme of things, you are absolutely not in position to decide anything.
So fucking shut up, faggot.

>>41342871
>he is just wrongthinker!
Who asked you?

>>41342943
>Talmudic
Jewish nonce-sense and worst occult text in the world.
Its really pure bullshit.

>>41340859
Because I can be. Why are you afraid of me being here you little pussy?


>>41343038
>Getting this caught up on one missing letter because he has nothing else to defend himself
Lol, have your gay little meltdown in the corner with the soft toys. The adults are talking.

>>41343403
People don't want you here because you're annoying and unintelligent

>>41316453
Yes he is, but so are a lot of his trolls to be fair

>>41345127
Very true

>>41343470
NTA but you're wrong. I want him here. He's pissing you off so much.

>>41341449
Could be then.
First thing, start changing your perception on life. Learn how to have a healthy attitude about things. You have got to get your mind set right, mental health is a huge part of this crap. Figure out ways to heal mentally.
Secondly, dig down deep into your spiritual practice.
These two things, you have gotta be relentless about. If you're tired, don't skip your practice-modify it. Same with whatever shit you do to fix your head.
With those two prongs, look for ways you can actively do good deeds in the world. Doesn't have to be anything huge, even doing the dishes for someone is enough. Just have an attitude of grace and compassion when you're doing it. Give the results of the action away to those who need it more and to god.
Rinse, lather, repeat.
Blessings build up with continuity of practice and time. This will eventually thin out your familial curse if you have one.
Again, don't fall behind on the first two prongs no matter what. That's where most people get shoddy.

>>41347651
If you do all of this right, it'll lead to a "reverse" chris-chan effect. Instead of being irritable, you enjoy life, most people enjoy you, and luck becomes good. Even "bad" luck becomes a miracle. This generates a constant sea of blessings which feels almost like riding a giant wave. You'll even enjoy doing things for others more than yourself and gradually places like the board and etc become more intolerable to you.
But you need to stay consistent. This means you need to also give up anything that impacts you negatively, that you KNOW impacts you negatively.

>>41316592
>t.demon

>>41316468
What's the other "level", vexation ?

>>41316780
> months, even years to resolve.
>of prayer and fasting
>Book also says God is going to eternally torture people

This is written by the devil to be the worst thing possible, the Bible. You must starve and thirst for months if a fallen angel is fucking with you, for years. If you don't ill burn you alive eternally you fucker.


The Bible God is really the devil.

>>41343403
No one is afraid of you, its just that no one asked you or cares about your sermons.

>>41343403
>passive agressive tone
>u mad
And learn to read.

>>41316453
He proved that you could do chaos magic without knowing what chaos magic is.

>>41316468
real shit

>>41347156
People also do not want you here. People generally don't like people like you which is probably something you're pretty familiar with

>>41347775
Being possessed doesn't send you to hell

Demons are parasites. Like physical creatures inside our bodies.
Would anyone here argue that Chris Chan likely does NOT have pinworms? I mean just look at him.
And that's probably the least of his issues

>>41347693
>>41347651
Been working on it, but I still got a ways to go. The spiritual practice is lacking, but I'm also not sure which way to go. Something I think helped me in the past handicapped me in other ways, so I've been getting healthy and need to find healthy things that match.

>>41316453
For sure

>>41316453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvR78SNn43Q

>>41316734
kys redditnigger