Is mayonnaise demonic?
>>41321825No Patrick, mayonnaise is not demonic.
>>41321850...
>>41321885Horse radish is not demonic either.
>>41321825yes is satanic
>>41322306In a Roundabout way, maybe
Yes, when mixed with catsup.
>>41322306Oh, now the talking cheese is going to preach to us!
Sure tastes like it is, most condiments fucking suck and mayo is one of the worst
Real Mayonnaise is industrial-scale child sacrifice.
>>41323371Finally someone said it.
>>41321825>>41321850>>41321885>>41321907Did you guys know that Jews hate everything white, including mayo, eggs, cottage cheese, milk, white paper, etc. ? I dated a jewess once and it didn't even occur to me until we had broken up, years later, but she was always complaining about hating these things and I was always perplexed. I just figured she was quirky.
It's a gateway cream to ranch and later cum, so yes. If you like mayonnaise you probably also like cum, even if you don't realize it yet
yeah i mix a bit of cum into my mayonnaise
>>41323949they do like diddy dress all white parties though
>>41323949She’s probably just lactose intolerant.
>>41323949Israelis are fucking crazy about cottage cheese though
>>41323949Well, maybe the white race wouldn't be so hated if SOME PEOPLE didn't try to play with Big-Mayo-Hands!
>>41325548What did you saaaay, punk?
>>41321825spicy food causes stomach pains and shits. if you add a bit of mayo though, it makes it better. so in that sense i reckon it's not very demonic.
>>41324082Israelis aren't real Anon. They come from differeny countries all over the world because they have been duped into fighting arabs for western imperialism
>>41323949>a funny lighthearted thread>someone brings up jewsWhy can't we have anything nice, I hate you. Go to israel and get raped in your asshole if you like jews so much, bitch
>>41326035BIG. MAYO. HANDS!>Captcha shtwt
>>41326106>Why can't we have anything niceBlame the jews
>>41326842No, I'm blaming the asshole who thinks it's ok to bring up jews everywhere at all times. Spongebob is a cartoon for children. You know, the children that get killed, raped and mutlated en masse by jews. How do you even come up with jews in a thread like that. Normal people don't have these kinds of associations
>>41326949Blue Eisenhower November became a creepypasta about children being cloned inside a digital world called BEN drowned
>>41327004I cringe every time I hear those three words, it's just so corny. I don't even want to know what it's about because ughhh, it's giving me second hand embarassment. What a stupid combination of words. Like pee pee poo poo
>>41321825I dunno. It's addictive as fuck. So probably.
>>41326801Well these Mayo-Hands ain’t just for attracting mates
>>41326106desu the treath is to make light fun on our wierd , board made desert war.so it was invited in.
>>41328021Swallow your Crabby Patty before you talk, Patrick.
>>41327783Bring It on, old mayo.Bring It On!
>>41327783>>41328318No, anons. Let's be smart and don't derail the thread...
>>41323949Jews are white (pink).
>>41327057>I don't even want to know what it's aboutThat's the point.It's one of the many reasons those 3 words were chosen.BEN isn't meant to be for everyone. It's targeted, and if it doesn't ring any rabbit hole interest for you, you're not in the scope.
>>41321825The Devil's Mayonnaise is.
>>41321825Yes. Because of the eggs. You are eating the menstruation of a chicken that came out of its butthole. They have one exit. Everything comes out from there. Hell-man's that's a clue for you
Whoever helps the white man, I hope you get zykloned
Jews put fluoride in mayo
>>41323949The jews stole my cheese once, i left a piece outside of a jewish hole i found in my house and the next day it was gone, i don't know how they fit through that hole, probably with jewish kaballah magic
>>41328437 now the talking janny is gonna preach us
>>41331714Wait wait, I know cholesterols are high...
