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If digits, aliens turn out to be catgirls

>>41330158
It's over

>>41330158
fatgirls? :3

>>41330141
what is the date when they arrive? december?

>>41330141
its another nothingburger shill thread
rapture didnt happened
september 23 turned out to be a regular day
go back to ur wageslaving fag

>>41330176
Bbw roll

>aliens

https://x.com/AlchemyAmerican/status/1979248519132385617

>>41330188
What does the goyible have to do with weird space rock? You scared glowie? Couldn’t get your name on the list could you?

O R B S

>>41330218
Alien ship. There’s no debate if you’ve been following the information in these threads.

>>41330218
big fuckin rock covered in ice

The betting markets have already closed. It’s a comet. This is the opinion of experts from various legitimate organizations, not crackpot YouTubers and bloggers. Stop fantasizing about aliens, and go back to solving the problems in your life. Also take this as a lesson that lots of schizos and losers are quick to believe anything that might their lives seem less pathetic than they are.

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>>41330218
The next major schizo grift after Roy Jay

>>41330199
nothing is going to happen fag
u of all people should already know that
cause every happening thread on /x/ turned out be a nothing burger

>>41330188
Oh no, the desert fairytales turned out to be... fairytales?

>>41330272
like july 18

>>41330262
>It’s a comet.
Where’s the tail?

>>41330141
Wow, I haven't seen this many glowies in a thread since Charlie Kirk was shot by a camera gun on a menorah!

Tourist here, is this a thread about the interstellar rock/ship/object?
How fast is it and could we catch up to it and take a sample or look?

>>41330334
>Tourist here, is this a thread about the interstellar rock/ship/object?
Mostly about 3i/atlas and talk about Ayys
>How fast is it and could we catch up to it and take a sample or look?
AI slop says it's approximately 58 km/s (about 130,000 miles per hour or 210,000 km/h)
No we can't catch up with it. It's going super fast.

>>41330334
Not an expert, but there are 3 options:
1. Some probe was already sent to approach it and investigate, but it wasn't announced to public and there is/will be no data available for it.
2. We missed the window of opportunity due to lack of resources and time restrictions needed to manufacture such probe and launch it in time.
3. We simply didn't give a fuck and decided that we will just gather data from the hardware that is already available, no need for sending anything.

>>41330141
>No new oddities for 2 weeks now
it's over...

>>41330262
UMA whales aren't experts at anything

>>41330158
rolling for foxgirls

>>41330158
rolling for omnitrix that only has cat girls installed on it

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>>41330141
Looks like a nigga with afro
>>ayys be coming for all the fried chicken and watermelon, their first radio signal will be smoke detector chirping

>>41330440
It's always futa catgirls anons. I don't make the rules.

>>41330141
How am I supposed not to believe its aliens if its just like in the movies
>>strange interstellar object
>>NASA shutdown and science folk being quiet or hostile
>>army in the cities
>>world leaders meeting
>>it propably passed by voyager two
>>it comes from direction of wow signal
>>schizos on internet board say its ayys
Its just like in a classic alien movie isnt it? I hope its optimus and transformers folk

>>41330500
If it is ayys, does that mean I still need to go to work and pay rent? Can I just get on the ship?

>>41330512
I am to scared to go but I dont want to work too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL3FuSAkV_I

>>41330141
HAIL CHUD BLUSKI

GIMMIE THAT SPACE WEED NIGGA

I'm obsessed with UFOs but haven't paid any attention to this at all. Is it a nothingburger or a something sandwich?

>>41330607
Something sandwich with extra cold cuts

>>41330607
there is so much shit on it
it is all so washed
always just two more weeks
in two more weeks
we will know then, but so much fake shit and misunderstood info
just two more weeks bro trust me

>>41330512
For years the message has been clear do not get on the ships.

>>41330607
99% chance is an alien *thing*, just like Oumamumamama was. It will probably record as much data as possible and fuck off.

>>41330662
The government has covered up all any sort of contact in the past. What’s to stop them this time? Can we monitor realtime updates or something

what we know and what we do not know

actually
we know nothing

yeah well, we got a good amount of data but that data is not really helpfull.

Data that makes no sense
Data pointing to something else
Data that is not taken seriously
Data mixed up with fake news and larps
...and more data not considered right now or from a amateur hobbist.

We got huge amount of data from all corners of the web.
Some is there, some is withhold, some is taken into the expert cyrcle, some is misinterpreted, some is untouched, a blind eye on that, a gag order on this, a shut down here, a delay on there..... but still data over data over data.

Then we got shitton of a.i. fake, larps pushed by bot networks, schizo taking the bait, more a.i. generated shit, lots of shills derailing any conversation, your typicall asshole.

But
boiled down:

WE GOT ONLY THREE (3) INTERSTELLAR VISITORS
two of them a weird.

The first brought us corona
the second maybe just really a comet
the third here to farm?

Now, let us look at this shit.
The first iterstellar, oumouojojomouou, a scout, and just right after he traveled through our solar system, we got the ayy virus corona.
Then comes the second interstellar visitor, checking the situation. Humans still there, corona didnt work.
Now comes the big planet eater. Atlas.
A giant holding a planet.

Now, funny narrative but the thing is. How often dow we get three in a row from the dark spot where never something came from but the wow signal?

>>41330692
>The government has covered up all any sort of contact in the past.
as expected from a clique who tries everything to cover up their friends on the epstein list.

there is no trust in any govermant installation as long non of them push for real justice. So yes, OF COURSE THEY ARE NOT TRUSTWORTHY IN ANY TOPIC

what did make you expect they would tell you honestly about this atals thing?

>>41330755
>The first brought us corona
.....what? it brought what?

>>41330770
think about, what happened right after the first interstellar visitor, pandemic.

Befor you take over a planet, you have to make sure it is not full with idiots dropping bombs at you.
So your first logiacl move would be, to send a virus to it, skimming down the amount of idiots.

>>41330141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zWLPVEpDKI

>>41330262
</thread> unironically.

HEY HO

we got a planet full with ore and shit to farm, you can grow all kinds of stuff here and we even got an species here that you can easily enslave and use for your own goals.

why not send out a satellite into deep space and make other intelligent species out there aware of this free to take gold mine?

oh cool, a wow signal directly from the spot where the satelite flew with the mozzart disc.

nice, they send a scout to our direction, giving us covid ayy sars two.

ha ha, didnt work, our wage slave miners are build stronger that they thought.

well, i guess it was a good idea to make them aware on how awesome this place is, i bet they really want this now.

>>41330755
>the ayylmaos made corona
>spent all that time energy and resources just to fuck it up
how many boosters did you take?

>>41330820
slightly, not too much, you always want the infrastructure to remain.

It's nothing

Pick up your TV remote and continue watching your favorite show

We will deal with this

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New Human Overlord here;

how is it going, you are chill'n?

Thanks for the postcard, so we tried to call you but it ended up in one giant blob sound. You know it as the wow signal, but yeah.

We took a close look at your awesome planet, you got some really great stuff there and we really like how it has such a need position within your solar system. Very rare, lots of great oportunity. But damn, your leaders suck ass. We might have to remove them, also you fucked up ideologies, and clearly you guys are over populated.
So we tried to get rid of that shit with virus, some of your great pedo elite assholes already worked on it but we decided just to pump that shit all over your place, i think you called it sars two or something. Turns out it didnt really worked out.

Anyhow, might we also have to use actual force to remove big part of you, we really like your place, one in a million lucky find!

I am really happy to get all the cool stuff from it, see you soon.

your new human overlord.

Do not trust them they will tell you to get on the ships to visit their planet and live with them

But the real destination is Epstein Island

>>41330158
rolling for glue-eating, retarded aliens

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>>41330218
Raw black metal without iron.
Extreme negative polarization.
A blaze in the northern sky.

>>41330866
its ashtar commander, you can trust him. He is with space jesus.

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>>41330218
confirmed to be an Orb, maybe 12 threads ago

Is this why Trump wants to get rid of Nasa recently?

>>41330158
I want it to be the Cherub race that's not allowed to be archived

Jews be like, “It’s aliens, goyim.”

Join the space force now

The earth needs you. Show these evil aliens who is boss

>>41330951
I'd help the ayys if I could.

Now I know it's pretty fast for our standards, but aren't they going awfully slow for a spacefaring race? What do you think they're doing down there, partying?

>>41330962
If you need to check out real estate do you walk through the neighborhood or drive through it at 90mph?

>>41330962
no FTL, probably hibernation/seed

>>41330141
you people should be underground like the ancient by now, you wont have time to go deep enough

Jokes aside, I think maybe this is a alien spaceship but everything inside it is long dead and it will peacefully drift away. The elites just don't want us to see the obvious artificial shape of it

https://youtu.be/0PmRUzZEZt4
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/396542303_SETI_Post-Detection_Protocols_Progress_Towards_a_New_Version

Is it happening?
Is it literally over?
Both?

>Atlus finally arrives
>Seems to look perfectly like all the UFO pictures and any Hollywood picture of it
>It lands right next to the white house
>Out pops the most stereotypical alien grey alien you've ever seen
>Can almost hear the latex of this totally real aliens skin
>Coincidently the President happens to be walking with a special needs child and a camera crew.
>They're all SHOCKED this space ship happened to land right where they were filming
>The aliens first words are said into the microphone "We come in peace"
>The crowd that was also coincidentally there and that totally aren't paid crisis actors all cheer
>"Take us to your leader", I'm right here, he replies
>They walk up to eachother and say a few things off the microphone
>They hold hands and raise them together
>"We will form a one world government, Praise Jesus Christ!!"
>Crowd cheers
This is what will happen

Imagine being a happening fag on the north sentinel island

Brb, I will ask Elon he is kind of a nerd for space he must know something

>>41330976
They partied too hard and died before they could get here. The commander of their ship is deceased with his head face down in space cocaine.

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>>41330977
SUPER LOL
MEGA ROFL

GET THIS:

according to the new SETi protocol on how to deal, detect and all that shit when it comes to extrterestial life, mostly intelligent

THEY MADE IT BY LAW ILLIGEAL TO CONTACT AYYS

w
the
actually

freaking

fuuuuuuuuck

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Lmao you retard still falling for every bait? Nothing ever happens. Nothing ever happens. Nothing ever happens. I actually feel bad for happeningfags

IT IS NOW
FORBIDDEN
TO CONTACT
ALIENS

WHATTHEFUCK

>>41330158
Dogboys then

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>>41330951
>The earth needs you.
>Show these evil aliens who is boss

yes.. yes.. yes.. WEF and the NWO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9p19JIt3Kg

..where they go ashes&turmoil remains. we just need to export our leaders to their midst

>>41331019
>Still believing this one group hold monopoly over all UFO research

>>41330988
Imagine being an evil dictator and not once targeting that place, not for its resources, just as a power move

>>41330927
I don't think he'll stop at NASA, he might give other UFO groups a treatment similar to DOGE's reviews of other departments where they're given a deadline to write reasons for being a necessary or essential service

>>41331022
Are you fucking retarded? It doesn't matter if nothing happens. We are chilling here together and have fun and you hate to see that

>>41331022
maybe the real happening was the Orb frens we made along the way

>>41330984
Good. We need a one world government, stop being a pussy tard about it.

>>41331019
Classic american government
desu russian and chinese government would do the same
They want to control the public so much that they are making laws for uncontrollable things

>>41331051
if youre having fun and just chilling say that, but stop larping that aliens are actually coming

>>41331045
They say that because it's an intent-binding spell. Saying something will "never happen" can will it into actually occurring, so by instead dismissing it as "nothing: they believe it is removing all power from what they consider a threat.
Basically it's doing the needful, god forbit the world is uncomfortable for Indians

>>41331054
>Classic american government
actually its the UN

>>41331019
And what they are going to do? Fine you? Imprison you? Once the beans are spilled they won't be able to do fuck all. I bet no one that establishes two-way comunication with aliens would go
>uhh akshually goberment forbids me talking to you guys
If it were me I'll immediately start naming the crimes of the jews, showing nigger crime statistics, while displaying graphs how indians are shitting up half of the planet. It'll be cleansing with orbital lasers or nothing.

>>41331062
if they find you on a secret hamradio telling aliens about the epstein files, they will shut you down, deplatform you, take all your money and you will die in the hostil enviroument in your city.

>>41331060
Look historically, the UN has a history of declaring power or sovereignty over parts of this universe that they have no influence over, it's symbolic, it represents absolute power without the need for true manifestation

if i make a post that is for aliens to read, will i go to jail?

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>>41331066
>If

>>41331066
UN and most government powers still believe aliens are merely "little green men", that they are less advanced than us despite achieving space travel, so they falsely assume they would be able to control these beings socially and politically with ease
Just like you're doing...

Also most of you doomers only appeared after my mention of the Cherubs...

>>41330962
They basically did a tour of the solar system. If you're sightseeing, why would you hurry?

>>41331019
Excuse me? Source? That sounds retarded and clownworld enough to be true.

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The aliens should be able to access our internet by now and probly reading these posts.
Anything you want to say? Selfie from the starboard window maybe?

>>41331093
Please kill me

>>41331093
Yeah, get me out of this hellhole.

>>41331093
GET ME OUTTA HERE

BREAKING: NASA Quietly Activates Planetary Defense Network for 3I/ATLAS Without Saying a Word


https://x.com/forallcurious/status/1980802499960533116

..is it habbening yet?

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>>41330218
I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.

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>>41331093
You can visit my place, we'll talk, take some jägermeister shots and take a selfie. It'll be a blast. Bring some space weed if you can.

>>41331086
see >>41330977

The Son of Man coming only when things are like the days of Noah doesn’t mean there will be giants and chimeras roaming the Earth. It means the DNA of man will ultimately be so polluted that man wouldn’t be considered man anymore.

The COVID vaccine has a mechanism that basically allows for the random insertion of foreign DNA fragments. We are actively being corrupted so we won’t be fit for harvest.

The reason why the elite are so evil is because they know that in the harvest, that the good and the bad will be taken provided they have the proper “garments”. White garments being uncorrupted DNA.

In the eyes of the Catholic Church, the Holy Spirit may be yeast or some other microbe. According to Catholic teachings, one must fast before and after receiving the Eucharist. I believe there is some hidden alchemical transformation that happens when you consume the Eucharist that messes with your DNA somehow.

The messiahs of the Abrahamic religions will be 2 men from space. One will be black and the other will be white. If you want to understand why so many nations are importing blacks it is because they know that favor may be shown to their nations if they help them. In the next few years, some nations will reject and persecute blacks. The places that do will become battlegrounds.

The harvest probably has to do with at least one of the aforementioned groups seeking eternal life through the harvesting of our organs

>>41331139
fake news

>>41331139
why do you follow fake news accounts
why do you spread fake news
why do you listen and believe
why are you schizo
why did you take the bait
why are you unable to understand
why do you continue to be like this
why are you not self reflecting on your action
go to the doc

>>41331187
Hello, Agent Smith

>>41331154
>>41330977
>you're not legally allowed to reply to ayys if they contact you
Are these niggers fucking serious?

>>41331208
those who ubhold the law are also those who didnt uphold the law towards the friendlist of epstein

why are you surprised?

>>41330813
>you can grow all kinds of stuff here
This is the reason any alien life would come here. theyre gonna turn us into a farm planet because we humans couldnt take care of our shit.

we failed the test... now comes punishment

What kind of next gen alien technology could be used from a alien mothership behind the sun, on the sun, to fuck up this planet even more?

>>41330141
i was excited for something real but it's just a somewhat unusual comet that won't even come within 1.8au

that's lame as hell. is the hype because people don't understand how distance works in space?

>>41331208
Officer I DID NOT speak to that grey dude he came on to ME I SWEAR

>>41331109
You dont want to die... you want a new life.

>>41331227
Officer:
>so, you replied back to a non-human intelligent species.
>this is no longer be allowed according to a new UN resolution made through the SETi anti ETI defence LAW
>we have to fine you and remove all your deviced that have the potential to contact said ETI

>>41331238
Same thing

>>41331241
no

the one option is a one way ticket
the other option is a new beginning

>>41331093
Dissolve the UN

>>41331093
please make all election tourists melt into a puddle of blood and flesh

>>41331239
Honestly I think this is wagging the dog for the formation of anti-space terrorist cells
Even though non-shooter terror operations have been banned since Vegas

>>41331213
Because of how blatant they are being.

>yeah it's a comet without a tail what about it?
Are they fucking serious?

>>41331222
A single engine thrust.

It's the size of Manhattan, going 150,000 mph.

It doesn't have to do much, desu.

Whats the word on superpowers? will this thing buff the nonvaxxies?

>>41331181
MPC posted it yesterday.

It's real. Sorry bro, you're the tard.

>>41331187
MPC posted the actual observation exercise yesterday.

It is real.

Stop calling real news fake, tard.

>>41331060
Actually it's likely to be talmudic technofeudalism

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>>41331285
>>41331289
>no link provided
and who is MPC?

>>41330158
If digits, it's white fox girls

>>41331285
>>41331289
no such post exist, fuck off larpers.

>>41331222
Solar-powered weapons

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>>41331299
>firing off toward the sun

anons?
are you awake?
anyone?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/weirdo-comet-3i-atlas-grew-a-tail-that-points-toward-the-sun/

so, you are just shitposting while some disturbing thing is shooting at our sun?
>3I/ATLAS billowing out cyanide and nickel gas, and it was firing off toward the sun

incoming emp?

>>41331194
So about those Epstein files.

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>>41331322
>incoming emp?
What do you think EMP is, and how nickel cyanogen gas could cause it?
Also, without clicking on vice, "grew tail". It was always an anti-tail. It was one of the first weird things observed. It's not firing shit.
But also...

>>41331281
ok now look up how big the sun is, anon
it's like a house fly trying to blow over an elephant using its wings

>>41331333
at 33 gigawats
33

what is going on?

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Several hours ago sun blew up and targeted the object

>>41330989
please don't involve him
can we have at least one single world event that elon musk doesn't try to make himself the centre of, please

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>>41331374
>sun blew up

>>41331019
>"I was the first man to contact aliens and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a lifetime paid vacation in this CIA blacksite."

>>41331374
Sun is trying to save us, how cute

>>41331322
we knew this shit days ago though, it's one of the weird things about it
the "tail" isn't a tail, it's not pointing away from the body as it exhausts, it's actually pointing toward the sun
that's not how "tails" work, dog

crazy vice is reporting on it now though

>>41331322
Avi wrote about this too: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/the-anti-tail-of-3i-atlas-turned-to-a-tail-9ad2479b6633

>>41331322
the comet is further from the sun than Mars

>>41330984
Lold

>>41331333
Anti-tail turned into tail. See Avi's article posted today.

In the conclusion paragraph, Avi sounded kinda disappointed: "If, as a result of the intense solar heating, 3I/ATLAS will show all the features of a natural comet, I will reduce its rank to 2 on the Loeb scale (quantified here and here). The rank will not go down to 0 because the enormously larger mass of 3I/ATLAS relative to 1I/`Oumuamua and 2I/Borisov and its fine-tuned orbital alignment with the ecliptic plane, will never go away."

Crazy how quick this got buried:

https://www.minorplanetcenter.net/mpec/K25/K25UE2.html

(M.P.E.C. 2025-U142 if link fails and you need to look it up by MPEC number)

Tells me a vast majority of this board is geared towards disinformation.

IAWN (UN backed) declares a campaign specifically against 3I (C/2025 N1) and nobody is paying attention.

'Don't Look Up' is becoming poetic.

>>41331374

It looked more like it hit Juice when looking at the site. What's the source for your capture?

>>41331431
Barely. Lets see what the fucker looks like when it comes back into view again.

>>41331437
No. I told you yesterday it's fucking nothing.

I keep getting bot matches :(

>>41331437
So what you're saying is only the elites will be "saved", and then get eaten by birds when they're dropped off in the middle of nowhere?

>>41331455
No, what he's saying that UN entity created to provide near-earth object oversight is going to study a near-earth object.

>>41331437
Of course they would want to study the third interstellar object. What's surprising is how long it took them to do that.

Emphasis of workshop is: "Cometary bodies are extended with morphological
features (comae and tails) that can systematically pull their centroid
measurements off their central brightness peak, presenting challenges to
estimate comet trajectories."

So they want to be sure trajectory estimates are correct

>>41331461

Disinformation much? You are too quick to reply.

Release the HiRISE data.
Release the current observations, still visible to some instruments capable of resolving the glare from the Sun.
1I and 2I were highly public and never had radio silence.

Inb4 'Government shutdown..." ASU handles these. Had been handing these or how would the IAWN have enough information to start a campaign?

>>41331489
>disinformation
Nigger where do you think we are? I don't care what you think or believe in.

>>41331494
Cared enough when I brought up that scientists can die just like regular humans

>>41331494

Exactly. Call me a nigger because you can't derail my points.

Also: Yet another sub-2 minute reply. Shill harder you disinformative kike.

>>41331502
Because you're fucking stupid. But it bothers me none. In fact, I want you to continue.
>>41331508
Imagine having multiple tabs open when browsing 4chan. Fucking tourists I swear on me mum.
I am actually glad that you think I'm some sort of agent of disinformation. It makes me really giddy that I will live in your head rent free.

>>41331508
They can't even admit the mention of Cherub Alien is the reason for the derailing. All info on the Cherubs and their civilization was scrubbed from the archives

>>41330158
If digits it's amazonians

>>41331529
The only info I remember is their society had similarities to China, and their leader was supposedly named "Salem Koss"

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>>41331524

You don't live in my head. You are nothing more than a conflicting voice. That's called 'civil discourse'.

And if this object was actually treated scientifically, I might agree it's just an interesting rock.

But the last time the government locked information for 70+ years and was this secretive, we have 70% of the world an experimental "vaccine" with 0% efficacy. Not to mention myocarditis and a long list of potential other issues.

So forgive me if I'm skeptic when a scientific event is kept hush-hush, and even more so when an agency for objects with potential to threaten Earth launches a campaign on an object that won't be close than 1.8AU.

And I'm no tourist. Been here for decades. I typically don't engage, because I'm not out to convince anyone. I provide information when I feel the need. I ultimately make my own decisions, regardless of disinformation.

>>41331547
No, presenting different opinion is creating a conflict only because stuff like this became part of your personality.
The beauty of it is that the time will tell, who was correct.
>and even more so when an agency for objects with potential to threaten Earth launches a campaign on an object that won't be close than 1.8AU.
It will be the closest it get. But how is it kept hush hush, if the information is publicly accessible?

>>41331547
Also missing is radio data

They should be pointing all radiotelescope arrays at this thing. If it's not emitting, they should say so explicitly.

Amateurs cannot help there, as a large dish or array is needed to filter signals by direction.

Too bad DSX has been deactivated more than four years ago. Sleeping forever in medium earth orbit, batteries drained. 80 meters long antenna, could have been re-oriented to listen to signals that get reflected off the ionosphere and never make it to the ground.

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IF ITS A COMET POST PROOF/DATA THAT ITS A COMET!!
DO IT NOW! I DARE YOU TO!.


OH WAIT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE ALL PROOF IS SHOWS NOT A COMET!
HAHAHAHAHAGAGAG

>>41330965
To them 200 thousand miles a second is a slow walk...

>>41331437
https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/products/lasco-coronagraph

Watch the video on the right around 21:00

>>41331579

HiRISE.
Still observable, even now.
Government shutdown followed by potential reform of NASA. (Tinfoil hat as I am not fully convinced these are correlative, but worth mentioning)
Press coverage is eerily quiet compared to 1I & 2I.

They are doing a great job instilling trust by being so secretive. Any man of thought and reason would be justified in being skeptic.

>>41331604

Appreciate the link!

>>41331547
One of the other concepts that triggered these folks was mentions of what I labeled a "Frost Giant", a frozen gigaplanet the size of a galaxy with a lead core and an atmosphere of pure CO2 and Hydrogen

>>41330158
BIG ALIEN TITS
BIG ALIEN TITS
BIG ALIEN TITS

>>41331644
Are we back?

>>41331443
You were wrong yesterday and you are wrong today. Tomorrow you will also be wrong.

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>>41331650
You fucking know it.

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They’re gonna slingshot

>>41330141
What ever happened with that guy from south America that found the black stuff that kept growing and moved on its own? He just disappeared.....
Also, what happened to the guy who found the metal cylinder that kind of looked like the buga sphere but a cylinder? He also just disappeared

>>41331688
You realize that all of those pages are ran by engagement farming Indians and they dont have any real sources

>>41331701
Things are getting spicy, its all coming together

>>41331688
those cheeky alien bitches

>>41330141
Esa just fixed the 2099 date, LNO spectrometry has release date on 03/04/2026

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>>41331322
>>41331333
>>41331412
>>41331431

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>>41331688
ITS HAPPENING

THEY'RE COMING BACK

So do you think it's a hyperadvanced space ship, or more like barbarians that strapped random shit on a hijacked rock and are flying there drunk?

>>41331717

IAWN campaign ends February 3rd, 2026.

Almost like they don't want us knowing anything until it's too late to matter.

>>41331726
Leman russ and his wolves

>>41331688
Digits noted

Which instrument observed the acceleration?

Is it an acceleration not predicted by orbital mechanics?

If amateur, do they have software that predicts the expected path and measures deviation?

How do they compute 3D distances using angular distance measurements from a single instrument?

>>41331688
Bruh openai atlas????

>>41331746
Its retarded x account we have to wait for something a little bit credible

>>41331746
Its from medium blog that started existing in early september and posts only about 3i/atlas

>>41331746
> How do they compute 3D distances

Method 1: parallax measurements. Need two simultaneous observations from different vantage points. Not reliable when vantage points are close to each other vs distance to object. Such as with Atlas

2. Radar ranging. Needs huge radar installations such as Arecibo or NASA's Goldstone. Unreliable when object is farther than 1AU.

3. Orbit fitting, by measuring over several nights. Unreliable when object ejects mass, like a comet, or has propulsion.

4. Brightness, based on assumed reflectivity. Imprecise

The fact that Avi and other professional astronomers do not discuss issues above and do not provide error bars for trajectory estimates smells of "safe and effective"

>>41331748
OpenAI wants to replace Google as the new default search engine

>>41331724
Just chuck a bag of flour on them

>>41331333
>credit
>jewitt
>jew
>J E W

>>41331374
Based Sun !!

>>41331809
Notify all military of the world this secret

>>41331809
Plain Flour or Self Raising Flour please I don't have much t

>>41331856
Both work, they only make a difference when making bread

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Do you guys think the aliens have good pussy?

>>41331903

I heard they give good head(crab)

>>41331903
>can't make it with humans
>think you can make it with aliens who calls themselves divine

no

>>41331903
Depends if they're tight or loose

>>41331791
Like with the famous virus, we'll get in a situation in which:
- high IQ are like: "condition number of matrix to invert for triangulating distance to object is bad. Error bars were not communicated. Can't trust trajectory "
- low IQ are like: blue beans
- midwits will be like: Star Trek! The Galactic Federation requires we have a One World Government in order to join!

>>41331724
You're reposting the fake edited las Vegas alien gifs that don't actually show anything that were being shilled for a while. Not sure if you're doing it intentionally or not but wanted to call it out.

EXPLORERS
Dobsonian Power live soon:
https://youtu.be/eF7Uu78yD5I

>>41330141
where did the pic come from >>41326829

>>41332172
Dobsonian Power

so are we all going to die then or what?

>>41331949
In the light of these issues, not releasing HiRISE images may be a bit of reverse psychology to create anticipation. Then when they release the images, they are doctored competently.

This means that they intend to run this op much more tightly than the coronacircus. They have one and only one shot at a global talmudic regime.

>>41331349
>33 niggawuts

>>41331374
the sun is sentient and brapping on it. I LOVE YOU SUN!!

>>41331093
Come on over and we'll drink some Guinness and Jameson and get hammered and jam out playing music.

>>41331322
It's going to emerge from the other side of the sun having conducted a retrograde burn to close its escape trajectory to intercept Earth.

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>>41330218
Plasma energy. When it's hit with the wave of energy coming from the sun in a few hours, it changes everything we know about our existence. Awakening will be an understatement. We will have two factions of people. Those who embrace the change, and those who cling to traditional western religions. It's going to be a fun and wild ride. It's what Bob was talking about in book two when he told his story about "The Gathering".

>>41332315
Yes, Harari was talking about the need to rewrite the holy texts of mankind using AI. Can't have people cling onto absolute moral values for which they are willing to fight, when talmudic technofeudalism requires the cattle to have programmable values.

>>41332315
I wonder if a certain kind of wave or directed burst could cause the purple and orange skies seen in dreams and visions

>>41332357
Aerosols scattered by rockets can contain chemicals that glow desired colors when exposed to UV/ozone. Those can serve as backgrounds for projecting holograms of holy figures, specific to geographic areas

>>41332381
I'm not here for baked beans nihilism

>>41332381
> projecting holograms of holy figures, specific to geographic areas
Holy-grams

>>41331688
isnt atlas behing the sun rn? this is indian twitter gibs farm

>>41332405
That's what it says in the post
Who told you satellites can only stay in one place like Atlas was doing?

>>41332414
meds

>>41331144
checked
its a white glory hole.

>>41331292
* talmudic retrofuturistic anarchocapitalistic supercalifragilistic expialidocious pseudohedonistic tsiganobrutalism

>>41332405
You can use the first link in the OP to get an idea where the object is.

>>41332355
Why do I need to have western religions to have moral values anon? This is a serious question anon. I'm not being an ass. I left Christianity many years ago, coming from a very staunch Christian home. My moral values now are honestly much higher than they ever were back then. My point being, moral values are a choice, and I don't practice my moral values because of the fear that God will punish me.

>>41330564
jfc

>>41332456
just checked, so if it doesnt change direction its a nothing burger

>>41332467
>My point being, moral values are a choice
No they are not. Raping children for example is objectively evil. Evil people can come up with a "choice" that justifies it, but that doesn't make it right.

>>41331093
https://youtu.be/7203okW3Bgg
This could be us.

>>41331308
https://www.minorplanetcenter.net/mpec/K25/K25UE2.html

Dumb faggot.

>>41331300
https://www.minorplanetcenter.net/mpec/K25/K25UE2.html

Newest Cristina Gomez
on 3i Atlas:
https://youtu.be/HiA383_DYco

>>41332513
>Cristina Gomez
Sigh...

>Zzzzzzzip

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>>41330951
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say, "Kill 'em all!"

Any news?

>>41332530
yeah it's still there

>>41332530

Two days ago: no Three Eye Atlas threads on /pol/

Yesterday: Lots of threads on the fake jap leak and other "OMG AYYYS" BS

Today: No Three Eye Atlas threads on /pol/

Someone is doing A|B testing to see what policy yields the desired results

>>41332530
Most I gather is still no HiRISE photos or next to much of any relevant data at all but there is now an astronomical alert for every telescope to "defensively monitor" the object through to February "for absolutely no reason at all :^)"
And that's all we really know so far.

>>41330141
Why is DobsonianPower able to take pictures of atlas so easily but the multi million dollars space agencies can't do squat?

>everyone that was abducted or had ayy contact is now a criminal
What the actual fucking fuck?!

>>41332556
The reason is that this was always the plan.

They need every available telescope to ensure it's still a gravitationally bound trajectory after it comes out of the blind spot.

They don't want to alarm the public, so they chose the most silent route to make this happen.

It has a greater than zero chance of being the real deal, so astronomers are taking it appropriately seriously.

Though, the rest of our leadership, not so much.

>>41332566
If they want to arrest me because I had an interaction with NHI, they sure are speedy about it.

1997
2016

Tbh, I don't think they care.

>>41332565
He's looking at R2 Swan right now.
Before he was using his solar telescope rig to look at Atlas. He had to do this so his camera sensor doesn't fry

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>>41331374
what if there is some sort of interstellar war going on right now beyond our understanding, like other ayy races are able to control the sun to dab on whatever enemy space ship that is and shit like that

>>41332578
Forgot to mention unless the larger telescopes are tasked for solar observation, they aren't going to point the instruments anywhere near it or they risk breaking multi million dollar equipment.

>>41332569
Would be nice if they at least told me that it's aliens. I'm not sure the public even gives a fuck, they're too enamored now by AI slop.
But either way having to post a notice at all shows they failed because now we all know something is up. At least, those of us who care as opposed to those enamored by AI slop.

It’s telling that there’s only 2-3 people on youtube with solar filters trying to view this thing for us. It’s aliens.

>>41331701
>black stuff that kept growing and moved on its own?
The panama aliens? That was a hoax. He revealed later how it moved. It was fucking strings!

>>41332607
I only know Tiago. There is more people?

>>41331903
Heavenly

>>41332607
It's reverse psychology at the start of the blue beans op. The alternative media and conversation channels really hurt their narrative in 2020-2021. They are trying to make it look legit from our point of view this time.

They have only _one_ shot at instituting a talmudic One World Government. Stay alert.

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>>41331903
I don't know but it's puffy

Whatever happened to the anon who said they were going to hack ESA?

Seems like this would be something that would gain a hacker status on a global level if they could pull it off. Especially HiRISE.

Not knowing one way or the other is the worst part.

>>>/wsg/6007259
whatever it is, its definitely *something*. A culling or separation if you will..

>>41330459
We wuz aliens stawp being racist u cracka

>is this what blue beam is, god nuke us if true

I just want a hover board, not woke "aliens"

>>41332686
It’s fun, I don’t want it to be over. I’m watching Jeremy Corbel being dismissive and ridiculing 3i/ atlas like skeptics do to him even though there’s more credibility to this with evidence than anything he’s ever done. Nice to see the ufo grifters all crash out over something that actually might be aliens. If 3i/atlas goes away he’ll come back saying it was aliens like he did with the drones. Last year he said the drones weren’t aliens then this year said it was aliens, now the drones are back and he’s acting like he always thought they were aliens.

>>41331701
Pamama guy was a hoax. The crash site video he left the matches and the fire was clearly lighter fluid. He deleted the video when called out and never explained

>>41332745
Can you confirm the artist and name?. I can't find the lyrics to this song

>>41332495
>Announcement of IAWN Comet Astrometry Campaign

that nothing huge

>>41332791
See https://genius.com/Sammy-hagar-crack-in-the-world-lyrics

>>41332818

Just fifty more years we're all gonna know
Why, when, where, how, and who get's to go
So let's all have a good time before the great divide
'Cause things will start separating come 2025

So look for the subtle clues
It won't make the front-page news
That depends upon which side that you choose

How?

>>41332843
time travel?

>>41332745
Also there’s a scene in They Live about 2025 being the date aliens and the elites win
https://youtu.be/XB1k40v7ob0?feature=shared

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>>41330984
>Atlus

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>>41332850
This also called our 2025

>>41332851
The elites will never win, they think bc theyre in a position way above us, theyre on top.
Truth is they arnt exceptionally smart, thats not why theyre in the position their in,
We're out here clowning on em while they stress ab the world, fk them idiots sheeeititttt

>>41332861
what else do you know anon? BTW, hihi
https://imgur.com/a/box-of-crazy-uCSg1

>>41332818
>>41332843
I guessing he got this information from the aliens that abducted him, or his abduction made him search for the truth when he got famous and was able to investigate inside info the elites have.
Here he talks about the abduction
https://youtu.be/9KEfH7R6QUw?si=8uXWqFS5Cx0mklBS

>>41330141
Wait. According to the model you posted it looks like it’s gonna hit Jupiter…why is nobody talking about that…?

>>41332554
None of them will because the concepts of time and urgency are exclusive to humans

>>41332745
Yes, this is a good one. Feels legit, no irony.

My problem right now is that everything "paranormal" (prophecies/dreams/Remote Viewers) screams "something very significant coming", but all the worldly stuff screams "BS" (no error bars on trajectory when they should be very significant; Dr Lie Abov(e) being a WEF member; atlas shape changing from H to a C; etc)

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>>41331041
>I don't think he'll stop at NASA
He won’t, and all amateur astronomers and star gazers will be labeled as terrorist due to the national security concerns.

Yo world gov desu idc if u do an alien invasion,
Let me get a hover board, UBI.
And im chillin, mouth shut XP

>>41332889
>It only happens when an old white lady breaks a stick over a bowl of water with a toy alien in it

>>41332877
Fuck that's an interesting connection.

>>41332889
>Dr Lie Abov(e) being a WEF member
Why would he lie what is above you? Is there anything to derail you from, like an epstein list?

>>41332896
the govt be like "I gotchu bro" and then it's 2027 and you're surfing the irradiated alien-harvested wastelands of former earth with a kickin' rad hoverboard and probably a telepathic dog who keeps telling you to rape bitches
I mean probably

>>41330141
Blue Eisenhower November

>>41332909
Sounds better than an Ai bot anime Gf who records and sends all our sexual bed room stuff to some cucks in the gov

>>41332887
There's no predicted reaction from Jupiter If an impact occurs

>>41332896
Wait I get a third wish thats how it works right,
I also want to play zombies NOT irl, but COD till I die.

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There's probably monster there.

>>41331547
Off topic, but picrel in this post is completely 100% true and reflects the current state of science on mRNA vaccines. Everyone should take a pause and realize we only discovered the function of DNA in the 1940's, and biology is only getting MORE complex as we research more into the functions of the cell. Do not let your loved ones take mRNA based vaccines without saying something.

>>41332871
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/9914/9914-h/9914-h.htm
they're all fucked. They are working within Azazel's model of reality.. It's less than even the planets. There are cosmic forces and layers all the way up. Were way down : https://www.sciencefocus.com/news/earth-trapped-void
One cannot rule the 'down'... they can only bind themselves and fall w/ it.

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>>41332962
Ah, what will seethe when the ascendant souls join w/ the pale horse from the abyss.. great picture. I can see the third temple on top of the ghouls head.

>>41332968
FINALLY a quality /x/ post

Melania's outfit at inauguration and visiting the king of England was straight-out Azazel avatar

Azazel is the eternal rebel though. He is destined to fall, not to rule. Can be good in a fight, but gets BTFOed by actual Gods every time.

The movie Heathers (1989), that inspired Columbine, shows an Azazel avatar facing the Artemic avatar of Our Fair Lady The Triune Goddess. Azazel gets BTFOed

Hitching their cart to the Azazel locomotive shows our rulers are incompetent

Azazel is good to invoke if one is a rebel -- not a ruler. Our rulers put the Joker on the throne. No wonder the world is going crazy.

HOLY FUCK ITS NOT FOLLOWING PREDICTED TRAJECTORY AND HIS HEADED DIRECTLY TOWARD EARTH TURN ON CNN

go on, hope for an endtime scenario, somethign that will free you from your current shitty life.
Anything will do, as long as it is big enough to make a change on your daily shitty life.
Take what ever helps to escape deeper into the unknown shadow of destruction.
Even when you lie, tell stories i can't decide, it will be fuel to my destructive dreams of tomorrow.
I wish i whish but its shit its shit.

No matter how hard i try, the grief is still on me, the flie that followes me with each step.

This shit is fucked, doomer generation breaking society on all levels of relality.
No future no hope, a trend to go with now.

Surrounded by evil, doing evil, continue to be evil, helpless i have to survive as the good in the shitter.
Fuck you and your suicide thought.

If aliens take over, so what, think a little bit harder anons, what are they going to take over?
A SOCIETY FULLY RETARDED?
Yeah, why not, let them take a society who believes a vote makes a change.

>>41333053
eat a wallnut, it is said to help with the brain.

>>41332920
This phrase makes me irrationally angry! Stop posting it!
No one cares that a group of super geniuses are trying to save the world. No one gave a shit when it was Cicada 3301, no one gives a shit when it's "BEN men".

The test to get access to the BEN IRC is rigged as fuck, just because they only want /x/ users with 150+ IQ, you know it's a fucking scam targeted at smart people that are open to paranormal shit!
I didn't even want to pass the test, fuck you!

"its just a comet" posters BTFO

Why would aliens arrive on a huge ship if all of you already believe aliens have been here for millennia anyway? Make it make sense.

>>41332940
Really? That’s so interesting. The gravitational pull doesn’t affect it at all? I’m not trying to sound like I know what I’m talking about I really don’t it was just alarming to see it’s forward facing tail spray all over Jupiter. Do they know what the tail is composed of yet?

>>41333129
Maybe it’s a different species

>>41330141
GUYS THE ANTI-TAIL JUST BECAME A TAIL!

2 more weeks

>>41333160
7 more days until we get some pretty good answers

>>41333144
It was closer to mars than it will be from Jupiter. Our sun almost have no gravitational effect on it. No idea why but it's just how the models say it's going to pass by us.

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>>41333160
ONE WEEK
REAL HAPP'S

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>>41331650

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>>41333153
They tried that psyop in August, turns out it didn’t look like a tail like this new “tail” does. Then they were back to saying it has an anti-tail only.

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It’s funny how they keep trying to force that is has a tail. Even in these new pics Loeb posted it doesn’t look like a tail at all.

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>>41331644
WOAH MAMA

>>41333232
is coffee good for aliens?

>>41333235
It's how they fly

>>41333153
>even loeb is saying it
It’s over. I guess cometfags won. He even said he’s going to turn it from a 4 to a 2 on the (((loeb scale))).

SMASH 'N CRACK
ONE WEEK
IT HAPP'S

are you
team epstein govermant
or
team ayyy rock

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>>41333251
Loeb said it in August too, then went back to saying it was an anti-tail. There is no tail. The media is even using the same pic from August that was proven to be a photoshop instead of the new pic that Loeb posted. Gee wonder why.

>>41333287
fuck media
SMASH'N CRACK

>>41333129
Maybe its their doomsday weapon, or some kind of detectable tech they couldnt keep on earth until the right time.

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SMASH
'N
CRACK

ONE WEEK
IT HAPP'S

smash and crack
in one week it happens.

What are you all gonna do for two months before they get here. I'm gonna do a shit ton of DMT, and hiking

>>41333332
Eat deenz

>>41333226
Please understand 3i/atlas is the eunuch comet. Don't laugh at it, it's a little dusty tail. It's cute!

>>41333332
Grind the new COD when it comes out, nthn better to do.

>>41333332
>he thinks we have 2 months

what wrong about hoping to crush and burn a society that let shit like the friendlist of epstein continue to go wild?

smash'crack that shit.

>>41333408
tr00th n00ke

rolling for Nazi Nordic Aliens

smash `n crack

i hope to see the aftermath

>>41333332

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>>41331374
What if that sun explosion was predicted by the space ship so that it could be there the exact time to harvest the energy burst?
I also like the idea of sun being sentient and protecting its planets/sentient species from external threats as a sci fi concept

>>41333448
I am the sun, father of goddess, and i say, fuck all humanity.

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>>41331019
>UN every time I try to make contact with ayys

>>41333481
one more reason to SMASH 'N CRACK this planet

New bread time

Who’s baking?

>>41333508
I’ll do it again

>>41333508
smash and crack editon baking

>>41333512
Thanx bro

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FRESH BREAD

>>41333522
>>41333522
>>41333522

dub's for truth

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>>41333516
No problem m8

NEW THREAD

>>41333529

>>41333529

>>41333529