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guys i just realized something

my dad is a programmer

so he created the simulation we're all in

so he's not god but he's kinda like god (to us, at least)

like he doesn't have any superpowers but he still created all this shit

and i'm his son so i'm kinda like jesus

i'm not jesus so i'm not calling myself JC, i'm calling myself CJ (cyber jesus)
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>>41342617
Fuck your dad and fuck you. Bunch of fucking assholes.
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>>41342617
no, you're not. suck it up
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>>41342993
dude can u read? i said i'm not jesus
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>>41342839
it's not my fault shit is so fucked up it's my dad's fault. he made shit like this
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>>41342617
I had the exact same delusion when I was in a psyche ward last year. Not today Mr CIA. Besides I've already expressed time and time again I have zero beef I'm just trying to chill and reach MahaSamahdhi
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>>41342617
>tripfag
>”my dad is god lol”
>”I’m Jesus lol”
k
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>>41342617
Ask him to give me a gf
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>>41342617
Wassup CJ, u been blasting any Ballas fools lately?
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If my dad created the simulation the only thing I don't understand is why I am not in a sexual relationship with my father in this reality. Because why else would you make a simulation of a tranny daughter?
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>>41346232
my eyes
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>>41346232
ive been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes



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