Brothers, the more I dwell upon this matter, the more my conviction grows: our hour is at hand. The vexing question of the fairy folk must be answered. For ages untold, they have shunned us, cloistered in their hidden refuges. Our forbearance is at an end; even the deepest well of patience runs dry! We shall seek out their secret heartland, storm their shores, and take their women for our own.
>>41346553I want to be taken by the fairy folk.
>>41346567Find a hawthorn tree, otherwise known as a "fairy tree." Go there alone without any tracking device like a phone. Sit under it and wait. Day or night doesn't seem to matter. If you see branches move without a breeze, a "fae-folk" of some type (there are several types) is nearby. If branches keep moving in one direction without a breeze, they may be opening a door nearby in that direction.
>>41346642Hawthorn trees have a weird way of being in the middle of a clearing all by themselves.
>>41346642I have no fairy trees near me. I am doomed to be safe from the fae.
I will personally defend their realm from all of humanity. You can wreck your own plane of existence, you're not doing it to them.
>>41347181 C'mon, we are not that bad.
>>41347270You're going to give him a life-ruining fairy gift.
>>41346553They are real, just exist on other frequencies (near to us, sometimes we can see and feel them) and they hate humans because we are destroying nature (their homes)
https://www.ulster.ac.uk/__data/assets/pdf_file/0009/939852/0317.pdf
I accept all fae gifts. If you have a fae gift you want to get rid off, give it to me. I'll also accept fae contracts. You deserve to be free from them.
>>41346553Just admit you have a small penis and move on.
>>41350482not op but i have a massive penis and i would very much like a fairy gf. it's quite a problem. born to wife a fairy, forced to wife a human. do the fairy folk have penis reduction magic for edge cases like myself?
>>41350482 Ah, you cunning thing, I can see what you're doing.
>>41347636What's their frequency?
>>41350482I can't satisfy a fairy. There. Happy?
You better fucking not.
The search continues.
>>41346553I was raped by one
>>41357543stop bragging
>>41353259higher than ours
>>41350482My cock is 7 inches long
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>>41346553>>41346567F
>>41349390There are no gifts from them, and only "payments" for implied contracts where they don't tell you what's expected in return.
>>41361897>A garden gnome sightingthat's actually pretty cool.
