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PACT WITH THE DEVIL
according to this exorcist, saying "I would do ANYTHING to get x y and z" is a way of attracting the devil without elaborate rituals

obviously he warns against it as a catholic, but welp...

my biggest gripe with satanic rituals is the elaborate and inconvenient need for the use of red candles, stones and other boring stuff.

but if an invocation is enough, it makes things way easier and more attractive. anything besides cumming on a sigil is such a drag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-mPQyKeuE
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Do you have something to offer? Are you intelligent, powerful, wise, talented, etc?
Otherwise you will simply be toyed with so you can learn some lessons.
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is that styx lmao
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>>41348595
The devil isn't omnipotent, he can't read your mind. He can't be in more than one place at a time either. You'll need to keep saying that shit and hope one of his minions hears and reports back to you and he cares enough to visit you personally.
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1/3 will die Jesus Christ is returning in this timeline. Your own self is your tribulation. .Deniers will get put through trials until they are no more (dead) or saved in the grace period.
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>>41348645
yeah
the caption is "a fucking PIRATE in Vermont"
he got felted so hard at the Kino Casino for that
it was at around the same time he claimed to have killed the general attorney with chaos magic
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I would do ANYTHING for love! (but I won't do that)
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>>41350640
lol



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