Yo people. I plan to become Witch Supreme For that I need to train It's an opportunity to see your wish come true >How does it work? To put it simply, it's like healerannon, you tell your worries or not, a simple "help" is enough. I am doing my best to help. If you give me your impressions, your sensations, or even if you don't feel anything, dont be shy, tell me. It helps me a lot to develop my potential >How much does it cost? Do you really want to pay me? Keep your money small cheeky Do it on purpose to live Have Faith in Myself Give me really honest feedback Enough will be enough Don't be afraid, tell mom everything.
>>41356274BonjourI can see that the hype is a bit dead I thank you for following me, supporting me, accompanying me so far I hope that I have really brought you good things, and that it is not only LARP I had a lot of fun with you, I learned a lot of things in esoteric and occult do. I hope it's the same for you In other words>I don't regret anythingMerci
>>41356282>I hope that I have really brought you good things, and that it is not only LARP
>>41356274Can you please help me finally get a job? I'm running low on money and need an income to make a living
Based Edna.Bringing good things to a board drenched in misery and paranoia.
>>41356274Your new thread?
I think Edna want to do a cult
>>41356711Poor Wording, my bad>I hope you didn't play any LARP for me, that I really brought good things into your little lives >hey nice pic bro, can I have it ?
>>41357070A job for youAlright, I'm doing a little ritual, just for your beautiful eyesTell me if you see any job offers that suit you
>>41357089Always a pleasure to shine among Foggy minds
My dreams are infested with demons
>>41357185Many thanks Edna
>>41357095Yes, again >Nothing and no one stops EdnaExcept perhaps ignorance For real I had planned to stop for a while, because my treads didn't have enough Bumps to last the week >Life always proves me wrong Hope never die !
>>41357101>Worship? For me? Nha >How many are interested?Just for a survey, of course "Witch's laugh"
>>41357194I will be present at your side like a little light night >the next time you sleep , the devil will be you !Tell me how much fun it was
>>41357197Thank you for having faith in me
Edna will I succeed in my chosen career?
Mom can I become a sorcerer too?
>>41357325Only if you persist on this path Pay attention to your health Chose True Friends Watch out for the profiteer > you will succeed, I promise
>>41357377>Anyone can my child Pause the question why The answer will be the beginning of your adventure, will be your motivation Never forget your goal
Hi Edna! Thank you for offering your skills. May I please ask for help in finding a new career? Life has been life-ing. Recently called off my engagement, decided to shut down a business, and now I may need to move soon. I'm excited for a new chapter, but I feel like I'm still treading water.
>>41356274Hi, EdnaCan you help me?For the first time in my life I fell in love with a nice girl, she loves me too, but for her personal reasons we can't stay together, at least for now I guess.I would love if you could help us, I don't mean to make us be together, I trust that if it should be it would be. Can you help her to overcome this? And, you know have idea of how mutch I wish we could stay together, but if we can't can you help me to find someone? Idk if I should try right now but at least, thanks to her, I know I can be loved.
>>41358252>a new career for you Alright, keep looking for job offers, you'll find I'm going to send you some nice opportunities
>>41358279>I feel like the best I can do is heal your feelings Of course I'm going to work on her too, we never know, maybe it will work Dry your tears my children, beautiful days await you
>bonne nuitI wish you sweet dreams, little ones See you tomorrow > and if this tread is dead I'll make another one, of course ^^
>>41358500>Dry your tears my children, beautiful days await youI know, I'm 100% honest here, I know better days will come.Thank you
more like bitch supreme LOL!!
Hmm, sure why not. I have genetically fragile teeth (my family loses all of them by 40 despite good hygiene) and one of them hurts a whole lot after my last visit at the dentist. I'd pove to avoid root canal, do you have something for that, Edna? And maybe like... less bad teeth too?
Hiya Edna!Werewolf wannabe here again- thanksfor the reading and general good vibes.I know you said that helping with my goal of becoming a werewolf was a bit out of your wheelhouse, but could you try anyway? I'm tired of being human.
dear edna, its the alchemist from last thread.havent noticed much effects but i havent encountered anything that causes stress or anxiety in my life yet. but i am reported as promised, my sunday was quiet overall.on the other subject, when it comes to my help, after counseling with an experiment i must insist we talk privately, i know you will probably say it is not possible.but i am confident the ailment can be stopped and reversed, but it must happen trough cooperation between those who change the current and those who flow with it. that is the answer i hold right now.i am awaiting your answer, if youll be interested please get back to me, give me a throwaway email or something of the sort.
>>41358479Thank you Edna <3 I will report back
>>41356274Extreme brain fog. I forget important things, I cannot think. I cannot sleep well. I cannot rest. I want to learn how to cure myself. Feeling dizzy and disoriented . Hearing a weird hum. I hate doctors with a passion. Please help.
>>41358234Hey Edna, reporting back here:After you told me to watch out for my health, my nose started bleeding hours after you posted that. You are good! My nose hadn't bled since high school. Maybe I should be worried.
>>41358248>Anyone can my child14 year old hrt larp confirmed.god damned catboi innit
Yo all !Did you have a good day/night? >I remind you that I answer all messages, nice or not Be patient, I have a large family, very little free time
>>41358577>Thank you for having faith Now you have to have confidence in yourself, you will succeed
i have been hating everything lately and i dont know what to do
can you tell me what you feel from me? who am i? what i am supposed to do? where am i headed? can you answer these truthfully?
>>41358607>no thanks, I'd rather be called Momy
>>41358633>A little reinforcement ritual on my part will sufficeIn perallele I send you opportunities to improve your dental health Do better to see opportunities, and seize them I wish you a lot of courage, teeth are always difficult
>>41358635> is how it will go I'm pulling out my best transformation ritual just for YouThen you realize that it worked in a different way You are still satisfied, because you no longer suffer from your situation VoilaTell me how successful you have been in following this path
>>41358837> absence of a source of anxiety Very well be well, we continue like thisTake advantage of it to heal your poor body of all this tension>Speak privately I'm sorry my answer is still no
>>41358847>Thank you I can't wait to hear from you
>>41361810I respect the boundary 100%On the course of how ill pay you back as things stand its either in an experiment that might send more customers your way.If youd be interested i am willing to be a customer personally as well.Awaiting your response and sending good vibes
>>41359406>I see here a mental confusion A little healing spell for youYou, you will have to see breathe in order to air your brain and then it would be interesting to see if you have one or more deficiencies or simply autistic disorders Do your best little one, I'll go with you
> hoping it brings some light into your heart https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdc46jb3/>no, it's not meYou clever little one
Hi, EdnaCan you help me find a gf?
>>41359805> looks like I was right Now that you've become aware that your body is a little stretched out, don't worry, you just need a real rest. It will get better afterwards, I promise
>>41360574>I'm thirty years old, little insolentThe LARP is you, you act like you're a troll When you're just a gnome "Witch's laugh"
>>41362081>tell me if the link works On my phone, it makes a terrible mess
Hello Edna! How's the witch thing going? Have you noticed a difference whitin you?
>>41362059It's more than just mental confusion. There's split seconds in which I do not recognize which room I am in, or who my family members are. It's like half my brain is swollen. Starting from the neck. The nerve going from the back of the neck, right side, to my right eye.
>>41356274can you heal my depression and help my pp spiritual testosterone would be cool and luck i guess im the 25 yr old anon dude army guy from a few threads back i had some great things happen from u king
>>41361598> a little spell of apathy will do you good Be careful, the more it works the more you will feel a little empty Replace empty yourself with self-confidence, you risk nothing
>>41361607> I a young person lost in darkness >I see that you need to be your own light >I also feel great anxiety >as well as a professional demotivationYou may be experiencing the dark night of the soul Maybe If I was wrong, you must tell me without hesitation
>>41361990>Thank you very much for respecting my boundaries I feel like you're a very capable alchemist, trust yourself If I tell you to work on a bottle, a sample labeled for a specific subject (in occultism we call it consecrated an object) for example you put someone's name on it, It will be now his/her talisman>Does it speak to you? Or even though I say a layman's stupidity ?
>>41362189> a little boost of charisma and confidence will be more than enough for you It's up to you to seize the opportunity
>>41362377Hello annon > the moment I'm working on a very particular concept "the way of the void" It's very simple, you just have to reduce your feelings, your thoughts as much as possibleIt allows me to concentrate much better, to be much more aware of the worldVoilaHow about you? What are you doing right now?
>>41362415>very well I see I cast a higher-level healing spell on you > sounds a lot like depersonalization/realization Unfortunately, there are too few studies and therefore too few tips on the subjectI wish you a lot of courage
>>41362737>heal a depression, very well I work On it You, purposely keep up a regular physical activityIn other words, force yourself to live
EEEEEEDDDDDNNNNNNAAAAAAANNNNNOOOOONNNNNNNAAAAAA
>>41363272Vampire dude here
>>41356274Hi edna have you ever used /soc/ because im desperate for the occult an irl witch to make witchies if you know what i mean
>>41363332ROWR!!!
I'm currently being initiated through spiritual alchemy, any insight?
>>41363272Nona !!!!"cute witch's smile for you"
>>41363332Hello Wat's up ?
>>41363345>I have a little trouble understanding, do you want to learn occultism ?
>>41363367"ara ara"
>>41363384>For the alchemy the best is to discuss with the anon below, he's a real pro >>41361990
I am maybe more than a little confused?What exactly are you asking for? or, is this just another silly /x/ LARP thingy?
>>41363498Uhhh yes butttt irl lole
Enlarge my penis witch. Make it 7.5 in length and 5.5 in girth whenever erect. If you do this you are greater than the Old God Priapus.
>>41363519> I train daily in order to reach the status of Witch Supreme Voila, That's all
>>41363547> order to begin magical practices, you need a specific goal In other words, what is your project?
>>41363842So, either LARP, or we make request and you try to fulfill...ok.So here's a request or three then:1. I would like to find and have as my partner, companion, lover and best friend my dream woman (or as close to my ideal partner physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually as possible) for the rest of my time incarnated in this life.2. to become and to be worthy of what was outlined in request 13. for you, poster Edna, to have the best year (however you'd describe that)
>>41363842>>41363547Hmmm i want to commit neo ethnogenesis
>>41363161Thank you, cutie pie
>>41363141less of a bottle and more like i could make a seal that will be someons talismanwhen it comes to physical alchemy i am very far from the peacocks tail sadly, but i follow the laws and the right flow.>>41363517really flattering you call me a pro, i'm just a student of the greater forces, we all are.also i dedicate this song to you ednahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYURHixbJZg&list=RDiYURHixbJZg&start_radio=1
>>41363704>The best I can do is a confidence boost Once you are a supreme witch you can have a penis of several meters It's useless, it's just funny
>>41363893> your dream partner> become the person of your dreams > a good year for me I'm going to send you opportunities to be with different peopleSame thing for becoming a better version of you I wish you a lot of courageEt merci beaucoup
>>41363971> you want to create a witch people ?I think it's so cool
>>41363986>cutie pieIt's so sweet
>>41364139Oh my god you kind of got it pretty right even though thats EXTREMELY simplified, yes, i have grand ambitions and plans, i want to create my own ethnicity of mages and have the first magocracy with perma academia characteristics
>>41363990>very well I understand, a little>This music is very cute, thank you very much
With that, I decided to go to bed earlier >Good night people I wish you a good night/day
Hi Edna, make me sleep well tonight.Thanks
make my gf abort
>>41363108You was wrong
I just want my confidence back. I want to be the person I was when I lived in California. It feels like that fire's gone out. Maybe it was the place, or maybe it was the situation that caused me to leave, but I miss who I was - or who I was becoming.I felt like I was growing into a real, proper wizard. Now I'm nothing again. I want my true self back.
