how do I go back in time? I'm fucking desperate at this point already I NEED some way to go back, it's genuinely over at this point already, I either go back or I die trying. I will give and sacrifice anything for even a chance at a proper timeline
>>41359248I also want to learn time travel.
>>41359248I personally never had success, but some claim it is possible using one of these methods:https://old.reddit.com/r/shiftingrealities/https://old.reddit.com/r/DimensionalJumping/Also read that screenshot. An anon claimed he went back to 19yo. First I thought he had only changed his age while staying in the present, but no, he claimed he went back to the past.
Pathetic.
>>41359489yo mama
>>41359248There are no alt timelines that’s Hollywood shit. Find a way to deal with shit.-signed God
Well you didn't do well back then...So maybe focusing on the future is...Moar up your alley...Look here come one now...And look here comes another...And another...Another...Keep dem good times rolling...Woah watch out that one...Almost clipped you...It's your kids Marty...
>>41359248Why go back in time? Why no go forward to a futuristic eutopia? This is what I don't understand with you sheeple. Every single one of you midwits are like "unnnn I wanna go back in time, the future is so LAAME". Yeah? Well maybe you're lame - lame as in retarded.
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>41359248through extensive skill and spirit help, you might be able to change a thing or two through revision. After 25 years. But it is also confusing and dangerous. Spend that energy on your soul instead.
>>41359584TAKE ME BACK>>41359577>Why no go forward to a futuristic eutopia?>implyingkekarooo
You may also try TriumphantGeorges Compandium:https://rentry.org/6c8ac2st
>>41359584I miss it
This is imposible to travel in time or I'm just a retard
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>>41359248Judging by your choice of picture I'm going to guess you're a zoomer in your early 20s wanting to go to the 2000s. Those times were better than now for sure, but if you want true happiness then you want to go to the 90s or before. The internet killed any form of culture by homogenizing the entire world into one slush entity. I personally prefer the 80s since it had the perfect combination of old and new world charm, and it didn't have the internet like we know it today. People were rarely in their homes because they were out socializing the entire day, every day activities were more engaging, etc. You don't get any of that today, or any sort of futuristic "utopia" like this fucking doofus >>41359577 claims. I think that poster might be a demon.
>>41359248This is how you do it, pic source Universal Line materials from /loa/ on /x/1. know that you are Universal Line/God2. Know that your desired timeline/younger body already exists in your UL state3. Intend for it
>>41359577Enjoy your futuristic utopia of nobody being able to afford anything after the world economy explodes 84375349 times because of stupid techbros investing trillions into multiple garbage fads with zero returns and now the only way people pass the time is sharing nonsensical AI generated memes without ever interacting in person and eating $40 McDonald's cheeseburgers inside of their tiny apartments in a sea of hideous gray and black brezhnevka abominations you FUCKING MORON.
>>41365213>I think that poster might be a demon.STFU, you fucking dork. xD
>>41365476This is where we are heading indeed, but isn't a someone who time travels able to chose any timeline?
>>41365343Universal Line stuff are interesting but always so hard to read and understand, to me at least.
>>41365476It's that the future you and your satanic feminine infested mind is painting for you? Damn, that sounds retarded AF. You should stop doing that. Stop being retarded.
>>41365609Shhhh, nooo, don't try to bring rationality into this.
>>41359248Pathetic.
>>41359248You will get a chance to do everything all over again in your next life. Try to see how the consequences of your previous actions play out, and how you can change your future by acting now, rather than wishing tomorrow that you could come back to today.
>>41365631>the truth makes the demon mad and speak it's own language in a freudian slipIsn't there a zoomer woman somewhere you're supposed to be making barren? Go away Zepar.
>>41367775What're you, bronze age? Dude, you are beyond obsolete.
>>41367933You didn't even deny it you demonic retard. Go step in a church.
>>41367940Why should I care that a demon is calling me a demon? That's your job, to be retarded, it's expected of you.
>>41367953Vade retro satanas niger. At this point you're just derailing the topic at hand. Utopian future is a lie with how current social progress is trending. If there is a utopian future, it would be such an unfathomably long time away, it would be so alien that it wouldn't even be worth it. The future is a trap. Life is not normal now, life is not normal in the future. We need to go back to normalcy, and this is rich coming from the person accusing random retarded people on an anime forum of being demons, but this is the kind of world we're living in right now. NOTHING is normal anymore. This current world cannot be taken seriously under any circumstances. It's all just garbage, it's all sludge.
>>41359449This idea is kind of scary. I'm not entirely happy with my life. I've made mistakes I wish I could go back and change, but I'm old enough now that I have a family and a career. I'd be scared if I went back to being 19 that I'd make some small butterfly effect mistake and not end up meeting my wife. I'd also have to do college and grad school all over again, rewrite so many papers, redo so much work. All so I could pick a different job at an important fork in the road just to see what would have happened if I made a different choice back then. At least I could buy Bitcoin, and bootstrap paradox steal some academic papers. Not worth it
>>41367989Well, I can't disagree with you there. The current way things are going in this world seems like it's headed on a doomed timeline. The problem between the sexes keeps worsening and the women keep showing resistance to change. >If there is a utopian future, it would be such an unfathomably long time away, it would be so alienThat's still the future, is it not? So even if it is 100,000 years from now, that is still regardless the future, and will have figured out technological transcendence and immortality through back-up consciousness cloud computing, and silicone based being, cybernetics, quantum engineering and other such things. I find that worth it, even if it would be alien to me, I'd get over the culture shock happily in order to persist in that paradise. A civilization like that could literally construct new bodies at will, like an iron maiden-like chamber they walk into that fabricates their bodies, they just tell the computer it's attached what kind of body they want and it does it. Meanwhile, while your body is busy fabricating you can go under or choose to occupy your time on the net or run a fun simulation or game until your new body is done.
>>41359248>oh my heckin' frutiger aero reddit youtube essay we need to go back to 2000's!1! or however the oldfags are worshipped
>>41359489>>41365669That's how it usually goes.
>>41359248Look it’s easy.First learn astral projection. Don’t have that down yet? Do that first.Once you have that skill then project back to the point in time you are interested in. Take over your previous body.Thats it job done. Actually why are you even asking. That’s it. That’s a process. Go do it. Having issues with it? Well get on with it.
Eat right & meditate, the thing'll dad toss you that creation feel for other stuff <3 <3
>>41370695Can you translate this to English?
