so theres this standup comedian that i have a big crush on. she's really cute and smart and funny so i think we would be perfect for each other (im also cute (well, handsome, not cute), smart, and funny)well anyway i've messaged her like 10 times on insta and she hasn't responded so i thought i would try chaos magickso i removed the vowels from her name (the remaining letters, in no particular order, are M J F L S T)then i drew the letters on a piece of paper and connected them with some squiggles. i know the sigil needs to be charged with sexual energy, so i started masturbating (if the cum doesn't get over every letter she won't respond on insta)well the whole reason i made this thread is because i haven't been able to cum onto the drawing. what i really wanna do is think about boning M J F L S T while i'm jacking it, (she's really cute) but if i do that, the magick won't work, the sigil won't be charged with sexual energy, and she won't reply to me on insta with nudes.any chaos magicians here who can help me out? is there any way to make my sigil sexually exciting enough to make me cum hard?
>the remaining letters, in no particular order, are M J F L S Tjamie loftus?
>>41361570Uh-oh I thought that nobody was going to get her name but yeah that’s the one her name is Jamie and she’s a comedian and she also writes books and she does podcasts so anyway since I made this thread I’ve been thinking about how to make my schedule more sexually attractive I tried drawing some hair on top of it, and I also drew some breasts around the M I drew two small circles on the top parts of the M, so it kind of reminds me of a pair of breast with a vagina underneath I found it somewhat sexually stimulating, but not enough to maintain an erection let alone enough for a forceful ejaculation.
>>41361575Chaos magician here. OP, the sigil doesnt need to be charged with sexual energy. Some guys can do it, doesnt sound like you’re one of them. But that’s fine. Try meditation or breathwork, either one will get the intent into your subconscious
>>41361570>really cute
>>41361408U shouldn't do this.There's a reason a love potion costs 5 dollars but a potion to stop someone loving you costs 5000. careful what you wish for is real.What's more you're using magic against her will. You could make a sigil for you to find someone you'd be compatible with and avoid it being black magic because you wouldn't be lensing in on one unsuspecting person.That said, you don't need to cum on every letter or any letter. You just need to focus on your sigil at the moment of climax. That's it. Use whatever fantasy you like to get to orgasm, certainly you shouldn't be trying to cum to the geometry of the letters or some silly shit like that.
>>41361585shes not like hot but shes cute. op is right and u are gay
>>41361589Oh so are you saying that when I touch myself it’s OK if I think about my new girlfriend Jamie oh my gosh it’s so cool that I have permission to do that sometimes I get sexual thoughts about Jamie, but I have to restrain myself. I know that she can read my thoughts so if she knows that I think about her when I touch myself Then she won’t send me her nudes.
>>41361589OK, so the preparations are complete and I am ready to touch myself to my new girlfriend Jamie with the intention of ejaculating onto the Sigel as you can see the schedule is not in the shot. Should I move it into the shot? I’m just not sure like how close it needs to be does that matter Right now the schedule is in my pocket. I was thinking that if I keep the schedule in my pocket then it will be closer to me so it will be able to absorb more of the sexual energy energy coming from my penis.
>>41361600LOLFew years ago i got involved with this real educated bitch. super smart/high class blah blahI had just got into chaos magic and wondered if it was real or BS. So i did my thing to get heer to send nudes. had to be unprompted, obviously i couldn't ask for them or shit or how could u pretend it was magic. Plus she was not that kinda girl, apparently had never sent nudes in her life (she sent me full frontal)...she was hot and shit but was it worth the energy i used in the magic to get 'em? Nah.But that's growing up i guess
>>41361612You are funny as fck dude.first good laugh i've had this month
>>41361620Oh my god it is not funny this is serious I love Jamie with all my heart and yes I know she doesn't even know my name but once I cum hard enough onto this drawing she's gonna send me nudes I also have lots of photoshops of Jamie but I think the magick would work better if I masturbated to a real picture of her before ejaiculating onto the drawing
>>41361631Guys OP again here is the picture of my new girlfriend Jamie that I am going to touch myself to I know it's not a real picture it's a photoshop and I know I make a lot of photoshops so you might be wondering why it's bad well I never made the effort to watch the tutorial on how to use the pen tool
>>41361667Guys, I forgot to mention that I draw all of my schedules on my iPhone so once I’m done touching myself to Jamie, dressed at seven of nine I’m going to ejaculate onto my phone I think that the electric electricity and computer chips of my phone will combine with the sexual energy of my semen to make and even more powerful spell, a spell so powerful that she might not just send me nudes. We might even go on a date.
>>41361701Also guys, I’m on my phone and my laptop right now so sometimes I use speech to text so sometimes Cell get spelled his schedule
>>41361583Hi Mr. chaos magician OP here i think i should masturbate to Jamie because another guy said I only need to cum onto the drawing so I can beat it to her. That should work really well because she's really cute. Every time I think about my new girlfriend Jamie I get a boner. Well, not all the time. about 75% of the time.One last question, Mr chaos magician. Do I need to be naked when I masturbate? Would that allow my sexual energy to more easily leave my penis and infuse into my phone?
>>41361718If you're going for the self-pleasure route, no, you don't need to be naked. The other guy was right, by the way. No one ever jacks off to the geometry of the letters. The only important thing is that your seed gets onto the sigil, so as you said, you can touch yourself to her.
>>41361721>The only important thing is that your seed gets onto the sigilExcuse me, what? You don't even need to charge it with sexual energy at all. I meditate. Thanks for telling us you're either a retard or a larper
>>41361721Thank you! Does the quality of the orgasm matter? Honestly I've never masturbated to the thought of Jamie before (she is too pure for that), but I frequently masturbate to the thought of her best friend Robert Evans, who doesn't mind me thinking impure thoughts about him because he is a dirty slutI have change the picture I am going to use for the ritual. as you can see in picrel, on the left is jamie dressed as seven of nine and on the right is her friend robert evans. i will be looking at jamie 95% off the time because i am 95% straight but if i go soft i will look at robert more
>>41361570Gross. There are 10 more attractive women within a 500 meter radius of your shitty studio apartment. Go look.
>>41361789Honestly, I think Jamie is the most beautiful girl in the world and she’s not just beautiful. She’s so funny and she’s so smart. I wish that I could write like she does. She wrote a book about hotdog I have a big hotdog. I’m talking about my penis it’s 10 inches. I’m just kidding. I like to exaggerate the size of my penis. It’s 9 inches. I believe that everyone has the right to exaggerate the size of their penis up to 1 inch but don’t get me wrong. I don’t think about putting my penis in Jamie but for this ritual I’m going to have to. I’ve been told that if I do not do this it will not be charged with necessary sexual energy to get her to send me her news.
>>41361824*nudes
Hey everyone, it’s OP again. I have moved down to my basement so my roommates do not disturb me when I am performing my ritual. I plan to get naked and masturbate to the image on my computer since I am 95% straight I will be looking at Jamie 95% of the time and Robert 5% of the time, but if Jamie makes me go soft, then I will look at Robert more.I have some questions about the ritual question one is what kind of lubricant should I use? I’m circumcised so normally I have my typical water-based lubricant, but I’m not sure if maybe an oil base lubricant would work better or not or maybe I could go with an all natural food, substance like butter because that’s closer to Mother EarthOh the reason there is a box of cinnamon toast crunch in a picture is because I thought it would be a good idea to leave a food offering to the spirits. I think that if I do that the spirits will be more likely to get Jamie to do the things that I want her to do. Also, the boxes is open because I was hungry so I had some.
Hi guys it's op again. I'm curious about technomancy so I think it would be extra helpful if I could use my linux terminal to get help from the 72 demons of the lesser key of solomon. I have all 72 names in a txt file. Questions1. How many demons should I summon? 2. will my food offering be enough to satisfy their eternal hunger?3. Does directory structure matter? should "summoning_ritual" be a subdir of jamie, or should jamie be a subdir of summoning_rituals, in case i want to update the directory with rituals for more people?
Hi guys, it’s OP again. I have a bad news. I won’t be able to complete the ritual for a couple of hours because I just masturbated, but I did not masturbate to my new girlfriend Jamie you see guys I have been doing semen retention for the last 61 days and I just couldn’t hold it in anymore. I wanted to climax to the drawing that I made with the letters of her name. Don’t worry guys. I did not forget to do that. I know I’m not supposed to climax to the picture of Jamie because if I do that, the magic won’t work. But anyway, long story short all of this talk about my new girlfriend Jamie made me really horny, but the ritual wasn’t set up yet so I went to Google image search and search for pictures of Zen zone zero characters in bikinis oh my God I came so hard. I’m really worried now because I think that the orgasm I make in the future won’t be powerful enough. I mean I really can’t follow up the orgasm. I just had. It was fucking incredible.
>>41361614I really want to see a full frontal because her friend Robert Evans has been spreading rumors on alt-right message boards about how Jamie has a sideways vagina
Go to therapy
>>41362040Hi sir, it’s OP. I just want to let you know that I have been going to therapy. I have a therapist that I see twice a week I used to work as a programmer, but then I had a traumatic brain injury and I’ve been out of work for the last three years, it’s caused some changes in my personality to say the least. I emailed Jonathan Swann at the New York Times and confessed to being Q. I never would have admitted that if I never got brain damage
>>41362040>>41362053Actually, if I’ve been totally honest, I’m 39 years old and I’ve never had a girlfriend. I’ve told my therapist that there’s this woman that I’m interested in romantically and she was overjoyed. She said I had had a real breakthrough however, I did not tell her how I planned on wooing my new girlfriend.
More threads like this please
>>41362096Thank you so much kind sir. Many people in this thread have been mean to me so I want you to know that I appreciate your nice words. I’m also happy to tell you that I’m about to be ready to masturbate again about enough time has passed. I just need to make sure the ritual is complete. I have my computer and I have a food offering and I also am going to use my Lennox terminal to get the help of the 72 Demons from the lesser key of Solomon.
>>41361765This post is wonderful
>>41362110Thank you sir! Here is the last preparation I have made for the ritual. Is there anything else I need before I get naked and masturbate
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>>41362152Uh-oh it looks like we have another troll in this thread. Listen up, sir. I get that you think I should not masturbate, but frankly, I’ve given a lot of thoughts of this. I think that if I do meditation or breath work as opposed to masturbating, the magic will not be as powerful. I’ve been reading a lot about the science of chaos magic, and according to the science, sexual energy contains more energy then breathing energy to last I heard it contains about twice as much energy so I want to do masturbation rather than meditation because I don’t want Jamie to just send me one nude. I want her to send me too.
>I want her to send me too.Once OP is done with her Jamie Loftus is going to be the face of the Me Too movement
