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Within the next 2 weeks a New World awaits for the vaccinated who will begin their 5G ascension journey to a new giga consciousness and leave the rest of humanity behind.

Within 96 hours of the announcement the ascended masters will broadcast the emergency alert message system to all living souls, declared and undeclared, to declare the TOTAL CABAL DEFEAT of the Satanic Deep State.

Within 216 hours of the revelations the Galactic Federation will announce the Full Disclosure™ of humanity's past hidden history and new future including newly discovered technology®

protip: for the unvaccinated swine another harsh summer awaits

#SOLAR FLASH #THE SOLAR STORM IS HERE #FULL ALIEN DISCLOSURE #NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING TO EARTH
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>>41362142
LOL
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>>41362202
You're laughing, people are ascending to 5G and leaving humanity behind and you're laughing.
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>>41362142
>The elites cared enough about everyone to give out free ascendant consciousness vaccines to all of us
>Not not quite enough to let us know that it was necessary for the ascension
>And also not enough to avoid scaring the shit out of normies with talk of a pandemic when it was apparently just magnanimous ascention-help
I can't even tell what's ironic anymore.
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>>41362142
>BECOME 5G
OH FUCK I CANT WAIT TO BECOME THE INTERNET.
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>>41362142
kill yourself faggot
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>>41362142
Why is it always '2 weeks' with you faggots
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Another 2 week larp
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>>41362142
could it finally be?
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>>41362142

You took time to write this
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Op i found a picture of you.



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