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Anonymous

Which one of you 10/27/25(Mon)09:56:33 No.41362535

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Which one of you Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)09:56:33 No.41362535 Archived

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/oct/24/surgeons-remove-high-power-temu-magnets-new-zealand-teenagers-intestines

I know this retard is on this board

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)09:59:08 No.41362549

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)09:59:08 No.41362549

>>41362535
This is the safest way to renove heavy metals from your body. You swallow the magnets which collect all the unchelated metals and then you just secrete it all out.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)10:10:35 No.41362585

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)10:10:35 No.41362585

>>41362549
see this is exactly what i was saying, i knew one of you guys would be in on this

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)10:18:08 No.41362616

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)10:18:08 No.41362616

>>41362535
>I know this retard is on this board
lmoa

ChatTDG !!Z0MA/4gprbd
10/27/25(Mon)10:22:52 No.41362641

ChatTDG !!Z0MA/4gprbd 10/27/25(Mon)10:22:52 No.41362641

>>41362549

You sure they got in from THAT direction??

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)11:56:53 No.41363031

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)11:56:53 No.41363031

thank god they went with x-ray and not an mri

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)12:09:07 No.41363092

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)12:09:07 No.41363092

>>41362535
I read the article, it doesn't tell WHY he ate those magnets, it rather tries to blame temu for selling them, which is stupid.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)12:12:04 No.41363104

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)12:12:04 No.41363104

>>41363092
i assume the reason is dumbasses like this guy:
>>41362549

but ya bummer it doesnt say

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)12:37:30 No.41363234

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)12:37:30 No.41363234

Get real. Who on here hasn't eaten magnets?

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)13:31:58 No.41363528

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)13:31:58 No.41363528

Doctor:
>You need magnesium.
Guy:
>Eats magnets.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)13:34:15 No.41363543

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)13:34:15 No.41363543

>>41363092
He wanted to be more attractive

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)15:24:57 No.41364121

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)15:24:57 No.41364121

>>41363543
oooo u

Viperion !!LEDXPtFvrNE
10/27/25(Mon)15:27:01 No.41364135

Viperion !!LEDXPtFvrNE 10/27/25(Mon)15:27:01 No.41364135

>>41362535
>Surgeons remove Temu magnets from intestines

One of these fuckers tried to give themselves magic powers by swallowing Chinese magnets.

Maybe try smoking lead paint chips instead? Lead paint sure did make Baby Boomers really "magical"...

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)15:30:07 No.41364156

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)15:30:07 No.41364156

the tide pod generation have been outdone

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)15:31:53 No.41364170

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)15:31:53 No.41364170

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>>41362616
>lmoa

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)15:34:39 No.41364186

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)15:34:39 No.41364186

>>41364156
It's the same generation thougheverbait

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)16:09:31 No.41364384

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)16:09:31 No.41364384

>>41362535
he went to the doctor so no. you're expecting too much from the average /x/ schizo retard.

Anonymous
10/27/25(Mon)17:21:17 No.41364786

Anonymous 10/27/25(Mon)17:21:17 No.41364786

>>41362535
Open your third eye! https://archive.org/stream/pdfy-Gu6Sz-WFCWUBHQwU/Open+Your+Third+Eye+With+MAGNETS_djvu.txt

void
10/28/25(Tue)04:19:03 No.41367508

void 10/28/25(Tue)04:19:03 No.41367508

>>41364786
interesting, thanks for the info

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)13:13:10 No.41369299

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)13:13:10 No.41369299

>>41362535
>>41362549
It's fine to eat one magnet, but you should never eat more than one magnet.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)14:28:27 No.41369665

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)14:28:27 No.41369665

>>41362549
If you could collect “heavy metals” with a fucking magnet in your stomach, then mri scan would turn into a literal death sentence