Fuck the Epstein Files, let's release the UFO/UAP Files! Humanity deserves to know the truth. We could finally embrace our secret space programs and become an Intergalactic trading type 1 Kardashev Civilization. If Gary McKinnon could do it with a dial up connection, then I'm sure we could all do it.Let's get the the truth out there!KDGVH
>>41367309I want to beat to death every retard who says aliens are a distraction from Epstein. Guys, let us all hold in our collective rage about how retarded humanity is. People think the fucking Earth is flat. Galactic Federation! Blow this fucking planet up immediately!
>>41367325Same anon here, the Nobody. Here are some UFO files for you OP.
>>41367329Thank you anon.The movement has started.
is this board down to 5 posters
>>41367340As much as I want to lead an armed revolution against the powers that be, that won't be the case. They're on my side now. The movement is humanity becoming less retarded, also called ascension. The Galactic Federation somehow kept me alive throughout my debacle. Thanks GF!
>>41367349The revolution that has begun is a hacking revolution, we shall find all the hidden files like Gary McKinnon did. But where he failed in getting caught, we will not. Then we will tell the truth to Humanity once and for all, that WE ARE NOT ALONE!!
>>41367347Welcome anon
>>41367372Don't hack into government servers for UFO evidence. There is beyond evidence of aliens already online.
>>41367381If this were the case, then humanity would have changed, we would have free energy for everyone, flying cars, anti gravity, at least inter solar system economy.... I don't see that, do you?That is why we must hack hack and hack to our hearts content, and RELEASE the truth for all!!!
>>41367396Whatever. Don't be fucking retards about it, oh wait, you already are. Here's a picture of an alien from over a decade ago. Did it wake humanity up immediately? Of course not! Because the mainstream media didn't cover it and normies need big daddy authority to tell them how to think before they think. Be smart you fucking faggot hackers.
>>41367309your threads on x and pol are the only ones even mentioning the epistein files - gl!>>41367325>Galactic Federation! Blow this fucking planet up immediately!mouth pieces arnt allowed to ask void daddy directly?>>41367347its not just the board, go have a look around your town, disregard all the new faces and note the would be empty spaces
>>41367309the epstein files and the UFOs are not mutually exclusivehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA
>>41367309>Let's get the the truth out there!Anon, have you ever considered the possibility that there is no "outer space" and no galaxy, and Earth is not a rotating ball?You just can't understand reality as long as you stuck with this psyop.
>>41367537Watching now
>>41367309>let's release the UFO/UAP Files! Humanity deserves to know the truth.The info has already been released:https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1m0px7o/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/Alt URL (redirects to the post):https://www.truth-now.orgFrom the post:>And don't be deceived by the fact that the masses aren't talking about this info. In actuality, this info is the most important thing on the planet right now—by far. Nothing else even comes close.
>>41367706BOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>41367309I don’t want to be a part of an interstellar community that turns a blind eye to child sexual abuse.
>>41367309>>41367325>>41367329>>41367349>>41367372kill yourself methbed troonfucker retard, HEIL ORION, DESTROY GALFED
>>41367731You're a dumb motherfucker. -The Nobody
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>>41367309>Fuck the Epstein FilesThis sounds like a self-report.
>>41367309Long story short, PLOT TWIST:The UFO/UAP ultimate secret IS IN THE Epstein Files[O NE of thei r vict ims saw Ep stein s hapeshifting]
>>41367416>SkinnyBobI feel like this is probably real.
>>41367731Heil humanity scalie. We’re coming for you.
>>41367309I hate these soulless demon ayys more. They even abducted me against my will.
>>41367329rantings of a raging lunatic
>>41367309Nice try, Donald and/or Bill
>>41367309good morning officer
>>41367325Its you! I loved your disclosure threads I love the GF!
>>41367372Is it finally happening?Just in time, I lost my SNAP
>>41373245Thanks man! Disclosure will happen from the top down, from our government. I am taking somewhat of a backseat now and playing video games while getting drunk and high. My life is pretty damn good right now.
Prepare to meet thy maker
>>41373647You deserve it man! IM SO FUCKING HYPED I LOVE YOU!
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>>41367309>the truthYoure under pre Adam and Eve, good and evil warfare designed place where you must fight for survival so you can enjoy your free time between work and being sick, UFO? these guys are like server administrators if our rulers fuck up they show, and by fuck up I mean use nuclear weapon, if you have any more questions Im happy to answer them
>>41367309It's all out of order. Posted it all back on like January 11th, 2024. No tripname for that post.No clue if was real. Screenshots from a pdf a random spooked redditor sent to me. They had originally posted on like /r/aliens or /r/ufos a little bit of something 1 of a lot. Out of order. So enjoy lmaooo
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>>41374552Heh the poor bloke didn't wanna send it as a pdf, so opted to make all these screenshots baka
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>>41374560I know this is the LARP board but this reads like a sci-fi story rather than a classified document. Saved anyway, good effort
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>>41374577Yea i think /x/ vame to the conclusion it was ai assisted writing iirc
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>>41367309Immaculate Constellation
>>41374552The galactic federation is going to be taking over this planet soon, in short we are headed for a golden age!
If Trump released everything the government knew about about aliens and UFOs/UAPs (including the manmade ARVs) then technically that WOULD make him the disclosure president. But still I would want the epstein files released.
>>41367309Better yet, how do I become an aylmao myself so I can fly around in a slick saucer and anal-probe girls like in OP's pic.
>>41375704Ah yeah just what I wanted, a bigger federal government than ever thought possible
>>41379749Aliens are much smarter than us, they know how to lead us and the rest of the universe. The galactic federation will save us! The Nobody has saved us!
I've already read several myths from different cultures about various mythical creatures (there aren't that many, it seems? They can be classified and directly related) who can transform into fireballs and fly into the sky. Therefore, all these reports of UFO balls flying and burning could be related to this. Astral beings taking the form of spheres (remember Twin Peaks and Bob the Flying in a Golden Ball?)
>>41379811I've seen a glowing ball way up high in the stratosphere while driving in an area far away from the city or any other human being. Looked like a ball of flames to me. It sat for 3 minutes and zipped off. About 3 fighter jets flew towards the general area not long after, I could see their blinking lights. I had an uneasy feeling after that it..
>>41381576Yes, these may not be just alien spheres or drones, as some people think. That is, they are not quite conventional flying, technological devices. This is something strange. I read that sometimes small people (various variations of gnomes), sometimes even giants could turn into balls. Some kind of astral magic.
>>41367309Is that Lara Croft?
