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How are you preparing for your(...) 10/28/25(Tue)04:15:32 No.41367496

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How are you preparing for your meeting with the hat man? Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)04:15:32 No.41367496 Archived

I spend a few hours alone in the dark in the basement waiting for him every night. I feel him drawing near

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)04:24:27 No.41367522

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)04:24:27 No.41367522

I have purchased lubricant and amyl nitrate. I am prepared.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)05:12:44 No.41367662

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)05:12:44 No.41367662

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I have been furiously practicing my jazz scatting.

Bebop zoobity zop beyow wop wow

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)05:27:42 No.41367707

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)05:27:42 No.41367707

>>41367522
Can you elaborate on that?

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)10:57:27 No.41368744

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)10:57:27 No.41368744

>>41367707
I'm going to fuck him.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)11:08:13 No.41368791

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)11:08:13 No.41368791

I took like 40 benadryl and I didn't see him. Must have had the night off. Good for him.

I always think about hat man when I go to the pharmacy because one time in South Florida I was in the antihistamine section and this young black kid standing in the aisle and asked me which one was the benadryl. I thought, "He gets it. There's hope for the next generation." I showed him and proceeded to head to the register with my own supply of benadryl, dayquil, advil cold and sinus, melatonin, Monster drinks, and 90% dark chocolate, which would form my evening repast.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)11:10:14 No.41368795

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)11:10:14 No.41368795

I'm looking forward to it.
I feel like we'll have a lot to talk about.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)13:56:43 No.41369494

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)13:56:43 No.41369494

>>41368791
know a fake story when i read one

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)14:00:49 No.41369511

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)14:00:49 No.41369511

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He moves as fast as a thought, and passes through the unseen world.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)15:16:41 No.41369941

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)15:16:41 No.41369941

>>41367496
Very exposed and graphic. Makes me hard.

Anonymous
10/28/25(Tue)18:36:06 No.41371177

Anonymous 10/28/25(Tue)18:36:06 No.41371177

>>41367496
I'm just waiting patiently. I feel like fucking shit.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)02:45:08 No.41374246

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)02:45:08 No.41374246

I want a man like that.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)03:07:00 No.41374343

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)03:07:00 No.41374343

>>41368791
Just get actual drugs loser.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)03:15:14 No.41374369

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)03:15:14 No.41374369

never seen this guy during sleep paralysis. probably because i don't really find him scary at all.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)07:53:42 No.41375438

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)07:53:42 No.41375438

>>41367496
I prepare by inserting successively larger butt plugs into my anus to ensure I'm ready to go at a moment's notice when the hat guy shows up

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)08:18:41 No.41375564

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)08:18:41 No.41375564

Is this the famed incubus? Why is he so fuckin sexy?

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)13:06:51 No.41376948

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)13:06:51 No.41376948

Amazingly sexy and wide back.

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)14:54:25 No.41377526

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)14:54:25 No.41377526

>>41367496
Does he only appear when you take datura or similar stuff?

Anonymous
10/29/25(Wed)18:06:57 No.41378639

Anonymous 10/29/25(Wed)18:06:57 No.41378639

>>41369511
Horny ass artist.