Hi everyone, it’s OP. I’m the guy who made a thread yesterday about how I was trying to get this girl. I have a crush on to send me nudes on Instagram using chaos magic I had the ritual all planned out and it was going good at first everything was going the way I planned it. I was masturbating to her 95% of the time and the guy 5% of the time. But eventually, neither one of them could get me to stay hard, so I wound up going to spank bank and spanking my monkey to some traps. I know y’all think that traps are gay, but that’s actually not true. You see if traps were gay and I would be more than 5% gay and I’m only 5% gay.Now I thought there would not be a problem with me masturbating to traps because I was planning to focus on the sigil right before the moment of ejaculation so that it would get infused with my sexual energy, but I was so distracted by this fucking hot ass trap that I bust a fat load all over my laptop Which sucks because it was already covered in my cum
>>41368189>5%"There is no such a thing as 5% nuclear war" - Siddharta Gautama
>>41368189https://youtu.be/IslF_EyhMzg?si=QeJjKBBaCIloPeqx
>>41368189You can’t have anything you’re desperately attached to. Learn loving with detachment. There are other soul mates out there for you. Learn how to practice self love.
>>41368335Listen up, buddy I will have you know that I practice self-love every single day sometimes I practice it multiple times a day. It always involves me getting naked and touching my penis. There is no better form of self-love than that. A lot of people on this board think that touching yourself makes Jesus cry or something. I don’t fucking know man the whole thing is just stupid.
>>41368202This is true with nuclear war. It’s either all or nothing but homosexuality is on a 1000 point spectrum spectrum and my homosexuality level is 50 points out of 1000 a.k.a. 5%.
>>41368189>and the guy 5% of the time. But eventually, neither one of them could get me to stay hard, so I wound up going to spank bank and spanking my monkey to some traps. I know y’all think that traps are gay, but that’s actually not true. You see if traps were gay and I would be more than 5% gay and I’m only 5% gay.saars>>41368202but saars if i subtract my 95% straightness from my 5% homosex that makes me negative homosex. The least homosex of them all.>>41368335lol his soulmate is an OF whore he jerks off to while he watches. But because he is a gay poo and knows his standards he goes to trannies.
>>41368189Oh look! You pissed yourself again.
