previous https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41341304/#q41341304TLDR of previous post: i asked priapus, an old roman fertility god for fertility, now my gf genuinely has a should-be-impossible pregnancy, however she is christian and I wanted to tell her the truthwell i have done it, i told her the thruth. i did contact an entity outside of christianity and your pregnancy involves occult powers maybe. she just looks at me straight in the eye and says "why i didnt pursue this before". i ask her about her christianity, she seems to not care anymore, priapus gave her her dream, jew god didnt, as in her own words. just like that. im perplexed. the phallus god defeats big nose tribe god again. total victory, trve based sovl!
>>41370263basedhow did you ask him specifically?
better the devil you know and all that America needs Christians simple as.
>>41370332i did a shit ton of posts here and in /r9k/ and wrote latin chants to him, also asked for energy from anons
>>41370376Well damn yeah that will do it. Congrats on your coming child. Remember that it is your child, not the child of Priapus. Gods like it when we raise their kids well.
you are a delusional cuckold.cheating bitches are not paranormal.
>>41370404>Congrats on your coming child.i dont wanna be a dad tho
>>41370411she didnt cheat on me
>>41370433TOUGH FUCKIN TITTY THEN HUMANGet a job, raise this kid to the best of your ability, and thank the Gods that your dick didn’t rot off for making such a prayer and not appreciating the answer. You don’t think he’ll be watching you now? You don’t think you’ll get the worst of the worst primordial spirits of Fear and Pain to chase you over the ends of the earth for daring to abandon the child HE helped make?If you do a good job though, you might get to skip the line to Elysium and live in leisure for as long as you’d like. Foster father of demigods comes with some perks.
>>41370486nigga im scared
>>41370533If it’s your first kid then there’d be something wrong with you if you weren’t scared. You’re scared because you care. It’s scary but you’ll be fine. Raise your child to be a good human being. Do not make for yourself ANY excuses that give you an easy way out at the expense of that child’s wellbeing.
>>41370777its easy for you to say this, but im 21 years old bro
>>41370263Enjoy hell and a downie kid lol.
>>41370877>average christian mindsetno wonder this jew religion is dying
>>41370875Are you real OP of the thread? Where's your markAnd second thing — Why the fuck did you even ask the god of fertility to help your girlfriend with pregnancy in the first place?(+ BTW from a Christian point of view, all these "gods" are just hierarchical demons that feed on human souls, so you may have sold your soul and the soul of your girlfriend, AND maybe even your unborn child for this act. Think about it and ask local priest, what should you do after this)
>>41370411This lol
>>41370875U will be alright
