this will sound retarded but regardless it happened. i was in walmart once and in an aisle with tons of people blocking everything, i saw the product i needed and somehow, without me actually doing it, as if a spirit decided to do it for me, my arm stretched out like Piccolo's, 15 feet, around all the people blocking the aisle and grabbed the thing i needed and brought it back to me. everyone stared at me in shock for 1.2 seconds trying to figure out what just happened, before starting screaming and running away. like 10 people. i then left walmart asap.
>>41372647You really needed that Vagasil badly.
>>41372647sage this shit and fuck ops mama