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i am going to send myself to hell. someones gotta sacrifice themselves. imagine faust but instead of doing it because he's a megalomaniac he does it to find a cure for all diseases. its for humanity. not enough people sacrifice themselves for the greater good.
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how does you sending yourself to hell gonna help us find a cure for diseases? whatever fuckin' demon you are making this retarded ass deal with, it won't work.
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>>41373912
>wh
i used "finding a cure for all diseases" as an example. a huge net positive for humanity that tips the scales more towards good.

you see i've come to realizations that have allowed for the basis of sending myself to hell. Put frankly. My life is shit, it's always been shit, it always was gonna be shit and it never could have not been shit. the world as we know it is geared so heavily towards evil and nobody else will do something about it so fuck it i will. I want to be one of the stepping stones to a better world. it's quite a liberating realization really. Always bet on bad, gravity pulls down, emotions pull down. it's the only reliable thing. so i've embraced my fate of going to hell for all eternity. but i'll do it for you.
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>>41373932
you aren't gonna save shit with that big ego swaying around
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>>41373948
did the demiurge make you say this?
>ego bad, own nothing and be happy
c'mon, man. don't be such a good goy to the astral jews that feed off your suffering then ask you to turn around and kiss their ass.
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Theotokos save us
Lord Jesus Christ Son of God have mercy on me, a sinner
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>>41373956
ego doesn't bring results. you just talk big game.
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>>41373882
What if he was just curious?
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>>41373882
Ok big guy, what's your fucking plan then?
Might as well say you are going to prolapse your asshole for the future of mankind
>but i'll do it for you
Uh, thanks, I guess?
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>>41374374
i am a big guy. For you.
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>>41374536
BASED
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>>41373882
Either you are top tier troll or really dont understand what new testament was about
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>>41373882
yeah yeah, just livestream it, ok bud.
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>>41373882
nice thought, but ignorant intentions paired with an unjust attitude. You don't really understand what kind of suffering you talking about. Also putting that suffering on one individual even though it may be yourself is unjust due to the suffering involved being still infinitely more than the suffering being relieved. Also whatever is telling you that you can do this is just a lying opportunist that found a naïve soul to feed off of.
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>>41373882
>dies
>goes to hell
>find out how to cure nigger STIs
>...
>can't get back to tell us
>god profits
Nice going, dummy.
Clever humans will cure those diseases without your bs.
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>>41373932
There's pretty much proof of reincarnation now, so if you go to hell you'll likely only be back here. If you're so hell bent on going to hell anyway why not go summon a demon, and get some money or some shit first?
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>>41373882
NOT SO FAST ASSHOLE...

THAT IS PROCESS FOR YOU! ETERNITY IS LONG TIME!

FIRST YOU WILL BE JUDGED BY GOD ALMIGHTY..
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>>41373882
this was already tried.
https://www.brighteon.com/5e509d24-817d-47ac-994f-74a24abc7e98
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>>41373882
You just wanted to post le scary, isn't it?
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LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO DUDE LMAO WE GOING TO DIE AND GOING TO HELL TO CURE COVID NINETEEN TO CURE LE INFECTION SO SCAAAAARY WE GOING TO HELL WHERE IS THE CURE? WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS IT??? WHEREEEE IS IIIITTT??????
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>>41373882
do a flip faggot
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You don't need to do something at all.
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>>41373882
>someones gotta sacrifice themselves.
Not really.
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>>41373882
Given the type of person you are, hell is like 99% gona be waiting for you regardless of any sacrifices.

Rejoice, for you shall be fodder to the flame, where the Pain™ you cherish so dearly will be the only thing you know for a never ending eternity.

This is no exaggeration, this is what "eternal" means.



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