Did 3I/Atlas slow down? At its current consistent speed it will take it 221 days to reach us.

These normie astronomy articles just totally misrepresent the situation

https://www.universetoday.com/articles/spying-interstellar-comet-3iatlas-near-perihelion

So its just a rock? Today its supposed to be closest to the sun and its been crickets

>>41376174
>https://www.universetoday.com/articles/spying-interstellar-comet-3iatlas-near-perihelion
is this an example for or against. complete your thoughts man. stopping before the last clarifying detail? why?

>>41376181
thats the way its supposed to be. its been altering EM fields that certain people have been using productively.. now comes the converging silence. spirit fools.. you're so low you thought the repitiles that come from underground can come from up there becuase they told you so.. spiritual shit happens up there. Idiots missed the whole ride... LMFAO

What is it about any ongoing discussion of something that makes people so agitated? Is it just annoyance at all the people exaggerate it like the whole alien sex stuff or is it some other kind of just out right rage towards any kind of possibility of a happening? It gets worse every thread. We're still just as in the dark as we were about a week ago its all so silly.

How many more cope excuses are we going to make
>ohhh it's acktually refuelling and slingshotting around the sun
>give it two weeks dude *hits fat cone*

Now I want this fucking thing to kill us as much as the rest of you, but it won't happen

>>41376152
Assuming it is artificial is there any way to get close to it and salvage shit from it?

i was told by you guys two weeks ago that things would be happening in two weeks, has it beem postponed by two weeks again?

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THREADLY REMINDER
the more shills that appear, the more we are over the target.
if it was just a rock, all the shilling would be pointless

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>>41376183

I posed my arguments in the last thread before he new one was linked. I can do it again.

Pic related, absolutely no mention of HiRise when talking about equipment around Mars that can image it. HiRise is the most highly anticipated one and the most conspicuously absent images.i

>>41376193
Go back to your AIDS thread. It's happening here.

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>>41376183
Also they do talk about the anti tail but brush it off as a normal comet feature and then the image shows the tail pointing to the sun which muddys what they're even talking about. A normie would read this then look at the image and go yep it's pointing away from the sun like normal!

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THERES A CRACK IN MY ASS

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>>41376164
If what you are saying is true then
you are not going to believe me what i am going to tell you
captcha: RVMYD

THIS IS JUST CRAZY CRAZY COINCIDENCE
And are you sure about that number

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>>41376152
>Avi Lube
Avi's Lube lmao

>>41376164
>closest approach to Earth on December 19, 2025, at a distance of about 1.8 astronomical units (\(~267\) million kilometers

It was never coming all the way here unless they say otherwise from this perihelion

>>41376183
Then also NO mention of the long list of anomalies and the ones it does mention it preloads the statement with normal comet feature and either leaves information out or misrepresents it and spends half the time talking about conspiracies and why any speculation is uncalled for

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>>41376214
>AND A HOLE IN MY BUTT

>>41376218
221 days is only if it comes all the way to earth at its current speed. Closest approach to earth is 267 million kilometers

>>41376211
I'm not a skeptic, I want this thing to be legit. But the constant goalpost moving is a bad look for you people.

Genuinely curious what you'll do once it leaves our solar system for good. Will you finally acquiesce? Or just more excuses?

>>41376152
She slob on my HiRise, until she gets that look in her eyes.

So what's the deal mon, at her perihelion?

She gives the best cometary head on Earth, she goes to the base and stays perched she swallows all of my Oberth.

3i ATLAS can slob on my knob, like Oumuamua on the cob.

Check on the scope, her throat game is dope.

Is she coming round? Or is she leaving 'fore I shoot rope?

If I had a nickel for bit of nickel she release without iron, she can lick my pickle for the cost of every penny I earn.

I give that girl my all, whether she's a craft or a ball. Do it all winter, and it starts in the fall.

She's booked up, gassed off the juice, there's no getting off that BEN train, even if you ride in the caboose.

So is it, or has it changed trajectory to intercept Earth? I do not give a shit about the rest of the theories, like passing GAYnemede, or moving the goal post to a later imagined significant date. If is is not coming to Earth, I don't give a fuck.

>>41376192
A lot of people are just generally upset and get it out by yelling at people online for whatever reason they can find
Also, people are impatient and want the world to be a movie, i.e. predictable immediate events that they understand in advance, and when you give them the possibility of a happening they latch onto the movie version of it and get mad when it doesn't happen that way

>>41376193
>but it won't happen
Take a look at how the elitists are acting over the last 5-6 years. they have given up all pretenses of civility. they know something is coming and it has them scared. if they are preparing for something extreme, we should too.

or its all just a luciferian magic fear harvest or some shit.

>>41376218
interesting coincidence for sure though

>>41376235
Literally nothing has moved. Factually stating that HiRise is going to image the comet on October 3rd and then those images never get released is not a goalpost move. There were never any goal posts. Shills or retards latching onto dates and either intentionally or unintentionally not understanding what they mean has nothing to do with what's going on

>>41376246
doesn't matter, the discourse is muddled for decades to come simply because a nasa shutdown is a good excuse to peddle any bullshit

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>>41376181
>"it's just a rock bro" intensifies

>>41376253
The timing is far too perfect, it's all instantly pacified as soon as it's mainstream

>>41376246
Its done pretty much nothing for the last few weeks because its still near the sun. Sure it COULD change trajectory, maybe it already has. Or maybe it hasn't and its flying away. We just don't know until we can see it again which is the way its been for all this time.

>>41376226
so a classic "debunking" then

>>41376235
>You people
>I'm not a skeptic
Yes you fucking are you liar. There are no goalposts to move in the first place.

>>41376257
There are observers around the globe currently fixed to their telescopes and monitoring its position to see if it changes its direction. So my question remains... and I expect an answer in the upcoming days. If it will continue appearing at its expected position in the sky, then who the fuck cares anymore.

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>>41376235
>>i'm one of you people

>>41376269
>we can see it again
it is visible right now... it has been proven by multiple sources that it is not behind the sun

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>>41376255
>>There were never any goal posts.
Sure anon. The reply to every single question for the past month has been -
>We'll find out at the end of the month
but sure, there was never a goal post.

>>41376290
I've seen a few posts about seeing it, but none have really confirmed what its doing. Just, its over here now actually. Which even then is odd they lost track of it. And if we can see it why aren't we getting more pictures to shutdown any discussion of it?

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>>41376152
nothing ever happens

>>41376286
"I have no counterargument, so you must be a CIA shill"

Plus nobody said just because it’s an alien mothership they’d definitely invade earth or even contact humans. That was just one of the possibilities among others they could be here. The main happening is that it’s artificial.

>>41376290
>>41376290
>reading comprehension
cut it out shillnigger faggot

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>>41376298
and we will find out in the coming days, there is already talk that its visible, when it shouldn't be, according to nasa. which means either nasa is lying/wrong, or its moved off its original trajectory

>>41376315
>Aliens move two spaces to the left but still keep overall coarse
>They do this just to fuck with Nasa as they fly away like they planned originally
based

>>41376308
i dont waste my time arguing with fools

>>41376298
its just a rock
its just /x/ schizos
its a mystery why you are here
what is your stake in this, exactly, Mr. IMG_OPSEC?

Will there be alien girls and what will they look like?

>>41376152
>Avi Lube
topkek

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Even if this object is just a rock, you should still be concerned on how the flow of information is being controlled. The event is large enough to cause the IAWN to launch a campaign through the MPEC(IAU). These are UN-backed organizations. (Keep in mind IAWN has never had an official announcement, instead it was buried on page 142 of an MPEC publication)

It was known that the best observations would occur when C/2025 N1 passed by Mars on October 3rd at a distance of 0.2 AU. We can correlate major agencies’ silence globally to this date as no additional publications have followed. ESA is the only agency to provide an image from this pass, which was barely an image due to the instrument’s limitations (not mentioning the embargoed data we still cannot access).

There are enough observed variances between JPL’s projected trajectory to our observed positioning to speculate a change in the object’s predicted speed/direction/etc. Which brings us to our current situation: Confirming a change in trajectory, which is set for October 31st.

I also found that we have other instruments that are still very capable of providing data: Parker Space Probe (PSP) and Chandra. This information is also being withheld under the guise of a government shutdown (even though we’ve seen other NASA-related publications during this time).

I am not giving credit to CMEs and 3I interactions as I could not find enough evidence to support this claim. Still worth watching due to possible data manipulation.

“Where’s the happening?” – You’re living in it, you’re just blind to it. (Called cognitive dissonance)

>>41376282
I'm not a blind skeptic. I thought the 3I Atlas was incredibly fascinating at first, and I am still very much open to the idea that it's not a mere comet, and may even be extraterrestrial/artificial. But these past few months have shown me that it isn't coming here, and we really have nothing to worry about.

The dogmatic faggots constantly screaming "Just two more weeks" (like yourself presumably, considering how many times you've samefagged my post and called me a glowie) are annoying. Look at how much 3I atlas discourse has clogged up this board. All this panic over something that's irrelevant

Does nobody on /x/ own a telescope to post pics? I'm genuinely considering buying one after this, gonna max out my credit card just so I can shitpost images of space.

all that text and it's just AI written slop
retard

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>>41376336
ayy lmao

Please. No more breads on this stupid rock.

>>41376361

Jesus those are sagging

Isn’t she young? Why are they doing that?!

>>41376364
Nobody told you to come here faggot

>>41376353
>glowie
>concern trolling
why are you here?
its just some fun, you shills are way too obvious because you are so heavily invested
look at your fucking post man. read it out loud and try not to sound Agent Smith

>>41376368
no bra and she recently lost weight, clearly
they do that pancake thing a bit without supporting fat tissue pulling skin tight

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>>41376331
It's not a rock, I just think maybe it's time to calm down a bit, because it clearly isn't coming to Earth like we thought might happen for most of this happening.
At this point though, the best that can happen is we observe a slight change in trajectory while it continues getting further away.

But that's honestly just boring. We've had overwhelming proof of ayys for decades. People were only excited for the possibility of finally seeing them in person.
We also know the government lies about everything regarding space. Them currently doing it for the 1,735 time isn't interesting.

People literally just wanted to see ayys, and that's not happening anymore, so eh.

>>41376354
I have one but I haven't used it in 15 years. Where are people getting the coordinates if the NASA coordinates are off

>>41376350
The nothing ever happens posters a brain rot idiots.

>>41376315
Distance estimation to objects farther than 1AU has BIG error bars

Error bars in distance translate into error bars in trajectory estimation. I.e. we don't have a "trajectory", we have something like a "hyperbolic cone of confidence". Especially with outgassing/propulsion, which by definition are unpredictable.

None of the "professors" and "experts" full of degrees like a turkey is full of stuffing talk about this

This by itself is a red flag

Due to this, perihelion time is most likely +/- several hours.

After perihelion, it will take them a day or two of measurements to make sure it strayed outside the hyperbolic cone of 99% confidence.

Then it would take our rulers a few days to implement last-minute emergency preps for themselves and their tribe that they would not have done otherwise

Then they may consider announcing it to the peasants. Most likely they will wait until the first amateur astronomers with night telescopes start seeing it. It will take a while. If outside a precomputed trajectory, amateurs who did not track it continously will have to "rediscover" it.

>>41376353
It’s literally just one thread you idiot lol kys

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>>41376192
>we just care about misinformation
>we heckin love science
>lol umad losers?xD
Meanwhile pic related is them in real life
>>41376286
Please do not feed the glowbots

>>41376350
Scientists are trained first of all for obedience by the long duration of a PhD degree, followed by 1-3 years of postdocs, followed by 7 years of tenure track assistant professorship.

They are lapdogs of anyone who has or bluffs the slightest amount of power over them. They will self-censor, lie and gaslight as soon as tiny pressure is applied. The coronacircus plandemic was a great proof that Lysenkoism is the rule, not the exception.

>>41376353
>All this panic over something that's irrelevant
panic? wtf are you talking about? kek
so thats why you are here?
to stop the spread of panic? sounds like a state issue to me
oh wait...

>>41376392
It's true though. Once you're here long enough you realize that life is just a constant series of near-happenings, but none of them ever follow through.

Growing up is accepting that nothing genuinely ever happens.

>>41376371
why are you here?
Because I'm looking for actual fucking updates on this thing but it's been static for months. You somehow keep missing the part where I state that I want this to be real. I want to quit my job and fuck around with the knowledge that I'll never suffer even one breath of the consequences.
Not everyone is out to get you, stop with the victim "hey man just leave us alone" shit.

>>41376192
>Is it just annoyance at all the people exaggerate it
Yes, this is literally it. I would have been in these threads much more this past month if it wasn't just a bunch of people screaming that we're all going to die at the end of the month.

>>41376400
Should have known that the dude who would make 66 of these consecutive threads has a few bats in his belfry

>>41376441
been here so long you fail to see the forest for the trees
sometimes the real happening is the frens we make along the way
>>41376449
because its entertaining and because above ^
only a fool would take anything posted here seriously

>>41376462
>only a fool would take anything posted here seriously
So you admit its a nothingburger?

Latest Stephan Burns:

>>41376454
are the people screaming in the room with yyou now?
how fucking dumb are you?

OMG WE ARE GOING TO DIE
>shill for months dedicating inordinate amounts of ime and resources telling people what they will figure out themselves

>>41376467
>nothingburger
yes. at this point nothing will happen.
>just a rock
no. it's clearly either artificial or an element we have never observed.

>>41376467
Stop being a crybaby bitch because the alien spacecraft didn’t come here to kill you. Lmao

>>41376472
https://youtu.be/ygfVPgnRG9A

>>41376467
i dont think anything, i am enjoying myself and trying to muster suspension of disbelief as much as possible
because its fun

>>41376474
Yeah, you're definitely new to the threads lmao. For 3 weeks straight every single thread was about how this was either a planet killing meteor or an alien invasion.

>>41376478
Stop making these threads if nothing new is happening. It's pathetic

So, can I go back to my gooning session now?

>>41376483
but its a nothingburger.
why waste the effort.
btw. at least some of that 'panic' is me fucking around, and i know its not just me

do you believe anyone is an actual proponent of the Orb theory posted here too?

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This thing is the sperm and the planet is the egg, in the cosmic sense, we're fucked

https://youtu.be/KBsZojLUEXg?list=RDKBsZojLUEXg&t=1495

c everything in place we found christ

>>41376391
these are the sites I'm using
https://theskylive.com/c2025n1-info
https://cobs.si/recent/
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/horizons/app.html#/
Anyone with a telescope should be able to find it I think

>>41376487
Literally new things are happening all the time retard.

>>41376487
Interesting. Why does the government care if some losers like us gather for a circlejerk? Why do they want any rational discussions deep-sixed, with only Indian AI-generated garbage floating around to give the impression that topic is not censored?

>>41376495
glowniggers will spend weeks shilling against this anon
cut it out!
i pay for that shit

Why are these guys so persistent that the threads need to stop? Weird

>>41376269
Why wouldn't it be going to Jupiter?

I don't think today will be the end of this story

https://youtu.be/oaExU0D1hB0?list=RDoaExU0D1hB0&t=2003

things are set into motion now approximately ninety percent goodbye my beautiful city

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The bugs finally watched star troopers, and said ok fuck you and shot a space rock with a delivery system on it. Either that or its a dragon ball.

>>41376494
Posters like you are exactly why so many /x/ users have had trouble taking 3I seriously this past month.
You made your own bed by telling people to take 3I seriously why simultaneously shitposting constantly.

>>41376500
Well it's been raining all week but should be clear tomorrow I'll try

>>41376511
now its my fault you cant into 4chan
what even are you?

>>41376479
It makes sense
Barnards star is like a pube hair from Sagittarius

Ganymede maybe the destination

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>>41376516
>intentionally muddy your own waters
>fucking glowniggers!

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I guess ide be disappointed if it isn't ayyys, but physically terrified if its a true E.L.E ( end of life event).

>>41376520
>cant detect sarcasm or obvious troll posts
>spend weeks 'saving them'
kek

>>41376204

Noticing an uptick following yesterday. They are in damage control mode. Been following these threads for nearly a month now, and it has never been this bad.

Feeling like the publicity from Rogan has them in a panic.

I am typically on /pol/. Which has made me really good at spotting shills and schizos.

help me shillniggers.
i think i am going to die

>>41376535
>I am typically on /pol/. Which has made me really good at spotting shills and schizos.
You have actually been masterfully psyoped into thinking this, which has made you yourself into the schizo, anon, I'm sorry.

>>41376517
Could be. An Anon was hypothesizing yesterday that the main body of the object is a carrier vessel and that it is deploying smaller unnoticeable objects to the different solar system bodies it is passing.

>>41376528
>cant detect sarcasm or obvious troll posts
You create a bunch of threads full of troll posts, you get treated like trolls by the rest of the board. Again, you guys made your bed.
/x/ is full of high quality threads. You don't HAVE to act like retards.

And these threads have had a small handful of good posters. Just not you or any of the other trolls.

I don't even know how to adequately prepare for a possible alien contact scenario.

I have like two weeks of freezedried food and no backup method for obtaining water. Is the ability to stay inside my home enough? Should I anticipate no electricity?

>>41376512
I'll still be lurking, I'll keep an eye out. Best of luck to ya

>>41376541

Fastest reply I've had to date in these threads.

It's afraid.

>>41376554
only thing I've got is a huge stash of psychedelics that I'm going to eat if it turns around to kill us

That shit blew up already

>>41376152
So... Did it actually go behind the sun?

All these smart ppl talking about heliocentric shit. You all sound stupid as fuck

>>41376565
they weren't exactly lying, I think people were able to see it but only very faintly because it's in the periphery of the sun. it's back now tho

“For you yourselves are fully aware that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night… So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us keep awake and be sober.”

>>41376551
>You create a bunch of threads full of troll posts
strawman
>>41376551
>/x/ is full of high quality threads.
hatman and nobody back rooms? kek
im and oldfag, shit hasnt been quality here for a decade. look how slow the board was
at least nw you might get insight outside of the 5 or so trannys that frequent this lace
fucking cobwebs and tumblweeds until i decided to breathe some life in to it with the Orb fiasco
you know what? just kys
im motivated to have fun and wonder with suspension of disbelief to the extent possible
you think the Backrooms are premium somethingburger?

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>>41376361
they look plenty perky to me

>>41376575
>you know what? just kys
No thanks.
>im motivated to have fun
I honestly have a really hard time believing that, kek.

Have a good day anon. I hope we see aliens like everyone else does.

>>41376554
Buy cat treats. Catgirls love them

>>41376541
>>41376561

Since I like analyzing things:

63 seconds for reply. Assuming you type at least average, 40WPM, it took roughly 30 seconds to type that. Though you had to read my reply, which would take an average of 15 seconds.

We're at 45 second to read and reply, let alone compose a response to. Factor in the copy and paste, formatting, capture, and reload/reply lags...

Bot detected. You make this too easy.

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>>41376597
heres your catgirl bro

Was it not meant to appear from behind the sun today?

>it’s just a comet
You fuckers lied to me!! Reeeeeeeee

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>>41376152

>>41376573
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>>41376587
>>41376592

>>41376612
its behind but visible from other space orbiters

>>41376617
It's still just a comet

>>41376617
It's an alien spacecraft that came to check on Mars. But they are a little late as Mars got BTFO'd a long time ago. Whether or not they care to come check on Mars' descendants is another matter.

>>41376506
because they cant just outright censor it, like they did on reddit

>>41376621
debunk or calls Avi Loeb a grifter.. G..Glowie..

Schitzo saying, My sister's ex.mother in law remote viewed this from her turd who spoke to her.. Welcome brother.

>>41376656
....

>>41376517
why ganymede?

>>41376607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

>>41376535
same, i mean this thread is like an hour or 2 old and its slid to fuck

Stop thinking it's aliens and see it as a huge fucking rock so huge it could have killed all life on earth. But as usual, we were lucky

What if the reason for the coverup is that the comet itself is extremely unique and value but still a "natural" occurring phenomena the aliens already here on Earth are interested in, actively visiting and studying it in space?

>>41376677
Clamped take.
Unclamp yourself.

>Hopi prophesy oct 29 2025
>nothing happening

feelsgood being a nothing ever happens chad

DEBRIS FIELD OR ALIENS NO IN BETWEEN

Sup guys, 3i ATLAS has now left the solar system and just like Oumuamua.

It is just a rock.

The happening is over.

You guys can stop making these threads now.
NASA just confirmed it has not changed trajectory, and is leaving as predicted.

/Thread

It's over.

>>41376594
i am certain there are anons here that can believe where you and i may not
that needs to be treasured and fostered, not to the end of delusion, but to hear the ideas, the possibilities.
i believe vicariously through anons that genuinely are all in...they might be right. and that possibility in itself makes it worthwhile

thanks for reading my blog and have a good day yourself, anon

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>>41376716
It has only just begun.

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>>41376656
>list of words and phrases for shills and glowniggers to avoid

you people, you guys, skitzo, meds, its a rock, its a comet, its a nothingburger

yw

>>41376716
Avi Loeb was wrong again.

Who would have guessed.

Well guys, I guess we go back to the Nobody threads.

3i ATLAS is officially a nothingburger.

Please delete those threads. Your larp is over. It's just a comet.

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theres still 1 hour untill mercury conjuction with uranus. That's when the shocking news should arrive.

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>>41376716
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>>41376759
Based /x/ post.
Let's smash and crack the abomination of desolation we live in now.

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>>41376763
Nutting never happens

>>41376604
Meds.

>>41376204
If some big ass rock is finna wipe our dumb asses out, who the fuck would be paid to shill about it? If you know then you're gonna be partying it up or flying to your special boy bunker, not wasting you're precious little time talking to cum encrusted neckbeard wizards.

>>41376808
Obviously they don't want the knowers inciting mass panic so they're going to send shills to cast doubt.

They want to be in the bunkers comfortably ahead of time before people start absolutely losing their shit that aliens are coming.

>>41376808
fyi, the same guys making these threads made the mh370 threads, make every retarded happening general like this and don't allow for any meaningful conversation because they're the actual glowniggers

>>41376662
Magnetic field. Oxygen. Water.

Had it all

Why are glowies always so aggressive?

>>41376832
Circumcised in body and mind.

Maybe the real aliens are the friends we made along the way

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>>41376193

>>41376838
Yeah, you've probably hit it on the head. They should really revise their tactics- it's so played out now; they're easy to spot.

>>41376632
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>>41376790

Almost hit 10 slides per half hour. Impressive.

>>41376798

Tried Lexapro once. Realized I was only depressed because I was dating a white feminist. Crazy what that SEA pussy can do for your mood.

>>41376832
The PX ran out of snack packs of crayons. With the govt shutdown, they're not sure when there will be a resupply. Has them all on edge.

How many are we in this fabulous thread ?

>>41376859
Two

>Nothing ever happens again
/x/ the eternal kwaboty

>>41376604
I have never met a person who types at fewer than 90 wpm and as a 147 wpm chad myself the very idea of a person only being capable of 40 wpm is horrifying to me. Most people don't type with nine missing fingers bro.

I don't know the context I just jumped in but you sound like a silly billy.

>>41376152
what if 3I/atlas is a comet in reverse and the aliens are riding it back in time to travel through the universe?

what if that's the easiest way to circumnavigate the galaxy?

by hopping on something you already know came from somewhere?

then just rewinding it like you rewind a vhs?

Its not over. It makes closest approach to earth on December. Dont listen to that glowie. Hes from satan. His job is deception/lies

Newest Cristina Gomez:
https://youtu.be/kMQu10bfGNY

>>41376495
This anon gets it
>>41376895
This anon gets it


Soon all will get it

>>41376918
>gomez

>>41376914
>It makes closest approach to earth on December.
What day?

>>41376937
dec 19

>>41376893

I work in tech. Manage a team even. They all type under 60WPM. There's a reason it's an average. (130+ Chad myself, which is why I'm king of the retards)

Still doesn't add up, they had to read/digest then compile a response. Not even factoring refreshing the page to see my response immediately following the post is a low probability. Which means indeterminate time transpired between my post and them reading it. I'd have to average response time of replies to posts with similar character length to determine if this falls within expected norms... Easier to give them leeway and go with averages in what I can track to offset the possible variance.

>>41376724
I'm with you. Fuck these unimaginative losers. Life is boring, I'll take excitement where I can get it.

Stefan Burns latest video.
https://youtu.be/ygfVPgnRG9A

>>41376921
>>41376895
>The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles

Glowies out in full fucking force today it's funny
>waaahh waaaaahh it's oct 29 and nothing happened
Nobody's fault but your own for not paying attention. Oct 29 is when it's closest to the sun, that's it. If something happens we'll know after. We've said this multiple times over the past few weeks.
>>41376741
>Well guys, I guess we go back to the Nobody threads.
/ng/ does not make up the entirety of /x/ because not everybody here is as retarded as you are.

>>41376824
If I may interject some reality into you delusional fantasy: Generals happen when enough people are interested in a topic to keep it going when it gets close to the bump limit. This morning #65 was at 310+ and I didn't see anyone stepping up to make 66 so I baked it just so there's a place for people to record and updates / changes / new info. Here I am several hours later checking in. Don't see anything new. I'll check again later/tomorrow. That's it. That's how generals happen. No glowing conspiracy. Just one of probably a dozen or more people keeping a general alive. Don't hate on people just because we have enough sense of agency to bake for a general on a topic we're interested in. You don't need permission to bake threads.

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i ain't go on the ship frens
yeah... yeah... i know
but... i will not

>>41376962
When is dobsonian power going live today? He's the best hype channel for this happening. It's best to spread his stream around when he goes live.

I'm gonna post it on /pol/ later.

>>41376353
Who's worried? I'm excited. Let's get the end times in full swing.

Fwiw, end times doesn't mean "the end of time" but "the end of a time". Which will lead to a new beginning to a new time.

>>41376987
I'm not sure anon. I figured he would have already went live, but I'm guessing it will probably be soon.

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>>41376824
WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE. GO TO ANOTHER THREAD OR EVEN ANOTHER BOARD FAGGOT.

>>41376854
There’s nothing to do but shitpost when there no news

So... That psyop is over?

>>41377050
No.

>>41377052
Maybe the real psyop were the delusions we had along the way?

I have tons of followers for shit like:
>Rawr I'm demon
>I'm alien demon
>We is Hell Star System
>The comet is a beacon

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>>41376204
based, learn to recognize the shills.

>>41377020

I don't mind shitposting. Need to keep the thread bumped.

I specifically only counted those sliding with claims of "just a rock" or "nothingburger". Which makes that count even more impressive.

>>41376987
wasn't yesterday the happening?
sincere question, i cant keep up anymore

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If it's a probe like originally was proposed then why would you expect a happenning in your lifetime?
First it will finish it mission and return to ayys that sent it to deliver all that info it was collecting - from several hundreds to thousands of years.
Then ayys will go for us - more centuries to wait.

If a "happening" is what you crave, what will you do if it happens?
Like actually do, not just what you'll type here.
If a mere break in the mundanity is what you crave, I say count your blessings as you have obviously been spared the rod.

Where are the futa catgirls? I was told they would be here by now.

>>41377082
I don't know about other anons but I'd wait for more information on what is happening exactly and hope it lines up with my schizophrenic fantasy of what change I want to see in my life otherwise I might kill myself. Different strokes for different folks though I figure with the doomsday fearmongering maybe like five dozen anons here would just skip to the "kill myself" part if happening were to occur.

>>41377074
My intuition says it's a probe, looking at the sun, one of the reasons why I think it looks at the sun is because circa 2013 I detected fuckery in the sun myself, bad mojo sorcery.

>>41377082
the problem with the "Nothing ever happens" is that the large "happening" doesn't happen but lots of small happenings in comparison occur near daily now.

the big nonevents allow the small events to roll right by.

Newest Clif High on 3i Atlas
Lookin pretty grim:
https://clifhigh.substack.com/p/reality-is-a-work-in-progress-3iatlas

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>>41377115
>Below you will find some speculation from an AI

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>>41377082
i'm just going to sit there and let it kill me. the euphoria from experiencing the end of this life long waiting game/torture would be immeasurable, especially after fully realizing the nature of our world

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>>41377115
>below you will find some speculation from an AI

Imagine believing in big dumb space rocks in the year of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ Two Thousand and Twenty-Five Anno Domini.

>>41376918
fucking clickbait title

>>41377115
why is this guy such a boomer

>>41377115
All of that sounds based as fuck. If even 1/10th of that happened it would be enough to totally SHATTER these retarded normies perceptions and nothing ever happens fags would be eternally BTFO.

>>41376152
Widespread outages again, this time affecting multiple cloud services: https://downdetector.com/

Maybe the ayys haxx0r skillz are improving

>>41377183
doubt any of that is happening and like a true boomer he has some strange fixation on the muslim reaction

can someone give me the qrd on everything as of this moment... too much noise idk what to focus on

>>41377115
>Clif High
Boomer doomporn. The futa catgirls are at least more fun as a speculation, and maybe we can get an egregore going.

>>41377210
>>41377050

>>41377050
No, I won't stop. I will remain attracted to all alien races

>>41376895
Seriously is this even possible?
Using the most fringe of theoretical of unproven physics hypothesis can this be done?

>>41377210

3iATLAS is a code name for another global happening like oumuamua was for USA vs China trade war and Borisov was for Covid. Arrival of the 3rd chapter.

Winter is coming.

>>41377210
There isn't really anything rn now Annon other than the global silence on this object.

>>41376839
Kek. My house is filled with cans now

>>41377210
It's only noise. No new data. Not even leaks, plausible or larpy.

In favor of a happening: silence of all governments + paranormal omens/dreams/remote viewings

Against a happening: our "nothing ever happens" default. Even the coronacircus plandemic deflated like an empty balloon, with no decisive resolution. So did monkeypox. So did Russia vs Nato. So did Israel vs Iran. Lots of farts, but nothing substantive comes out.

3i ATLAS hasn't done anything weird, and is now beyond it's perihelion.

Pack it up and go home boys.
NASA just put out a statement. It is following the predicted trajectory, and is certainly just an inert space rock.

No happening.

Atlas threads are over.

>>41377260
What's your actual definition of a happening? Does everyone need to die in a inferno blaze of glory for you to consider it a happening?

>>41377260
>Against a happening: our "nothing ever happens" default. Even the coronacircus plandemic deflated like an empty balloon, with no decisive resolution. So did monkeypox. So did Russia vs Nato. So did Israel vs Iran. Lots of farts, but nothing substantive comes out.
I'm starting to suspect that the simulation is intentionally selecting timelines where nothing happens.

>>41377270
I've been inspired to buy a telescope now. Atlas is cool.

>>41377115
>christians vanish or kill themselves in mass

What makes them think aliens being confirmed real would cause an entire religion to collapse overnight,these people are deranged, there's absolutely nothing in the bible that says we are the only ones here

>>41376382
Yea this match's my feelings. The cover up is so big that the only way it will stop is if the sky is filled with motherships. That possibility is what I was excited for, if 3IAtlas leaves the solar system with a mountain of unanswered questions and an obvious stonewall from the Government then it's just another Tuesday.

>>41377321
Uhh, because most supposed christians are fake christians trying to use the religion to bolster and justify their own normie tier solipsistic egoism. Same goes for muslims and jews.

>>41377321
ego driven boomers like this aren't as smart as they think and never really update their world views. he's still living in the 70's where all christians are just southern evangelicals

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balls anon here. I just wanted to update you all and say that they're still going. every time I think about that rock I get all mushy and fuzzy. I think it's an omen. I feel like I don't care about anything else. It's awesome.

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Is it a bit weird that a planetary alignment is going to occur in early 2026

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>>41376976
I'm right, and it's so blindingly obvious that I'm right.

>>41377366
>>41377366
No.
We have 8.

They all move in circles.

They fucking line up, all the time.

Meds.
Now.

>>41376152

Comets have always been of grave concern throughout history.

Velokovsky proposed the Biblical "Angel-of-Death" Passover story contains a Comet.

The Earth passed through the poisonous tail of the Comet or something? The Plagues caused by a Comet?

>>41377321
Jesus is my friend!

Oh no! Aliens are real!
Guess I better go kill myself now.

>How atheist tards think Christians really are.

>>41377050
are you saying i get to massage furry boobs while being penetrated in the bum?
sign me up!

Brothers my porbs are impacted. There’s a whole fleet on standby.

>>41377321
>>41377352
Maybe all the Christ schitzos who won't shut up about the aliens being demons.

>>41377430
that still doesn't justify these weirdo fantasies where christians go crazy suiciding themselves or form armed gangs. the actual crazy bible belt christian will just call it fake and gay.

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wouldn't it be dank as fuck if atlas's objective was to simply prime the sun for an earth killing cme? kinda like what it did to mars?

>>41377430
There's species of demons, like different types; aggressive cacodemons, hobgoblins, sirens, and fae folk.

In my experiences with them, they can shapeshift and can interact with a person in sleep paralysis or OBEs.

Best way to induce them is DMT, Ketamine, and Adderall.
DMT to make them apparent, and Ketamine and Adderall to dissociate and get out of the body to walk around.

>>41376152
REMINDER: 3i/ATLAS is OBSERVABLE at current perihelion, despite latest "news articles" even today pushing a contrary narrative.

- Magnitude: 15.00 (requires telescope, 6-inch aperture minimum recommended)


- Current position: Directly above the Sun
- Tomorrow, October 29, 2025, 11:47 UT
- Current Velocity: 68 km/s (152,000 mph)
- Distance from Sun: 1.36 AU (203 million km)
- Orbital eccentricity: 6.137 (the most hyperbolic trajectory ever recorded)
- Solar power available: 33 GW hitting its 5+ km surface
- Observable from Earth: Not Hidden directly behind to the left of the Sun currently right above Spica to the to the left in-between Venus in the Virgo constellation.

>>41377366
Now they're pushing it back to 2026. Holy shit schizos give the fuck up losers

>>41376152
Spaceweather.com discussing Three Eye Atlas:
https://spaceweather.com/archive.php?view=1&day=29&month=10&year=2025

They have as much data as us. They are discussing reader emails.

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>41376152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mq-aK-qfkQ

It's real, they're coming back....Holy shit

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>>41377509
The amount of pure denial of these "people" if they face the unknown

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>>41377509

I love early 2000s core site design like this. Thanks for linking a second place to find real discussion on this.

Also lol at the screenshot

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>>41377455

Pic rel.

Been seeing this type of shit for weeks on Space Weather. Assuming a manual pass due to the automation, but I'll continue to pay some attention to it.

I've been building tables from Cactus, but I've noticed changes in those as well.

That being said, the data does not currently support any change in CME activity. Which could be intentional if the data is being controlled.

>>41377535
Boomers, full of arrogant certainty. "Le Science" for leftist boomers, Revelation for evangelical boomers. How I would love to see them with glassy, panicked eyes and trembling voices when cognitive dissonance hits them like a car crash.

I don't wish for their death. More like, I don't care. I am just appalled at the ugliness of their souls.

EXPLORERS
Tiago is live:
https://youtu.be/DjLPIm6VtgY

>>41377535
>>41377542

>pleas stop talking about it

These types of people are the most retarded. Like the ones in this thread that try to get people to stop talking about it. Maybe the topic just scares them so they react like that. Even Tiago has people saying it to him.

>>41377581
They’ll get what’s coming to them when they die and confront these mantids and greys that have been mind wiping us and forcing us to reincarnate.

>>41377050
grok is this true

>>41377644
you know it's funny, i don't go into the 'semen retention general' and tell them they're all skitzo and should forget about it...

>>41377644
its the feds trying to discredit and derail
see >>41377064

>>41377275
Something that changes life as we know it

>>41377687
They want ample time to get to the bunkers. They were thinking they would just bury the story until they're basically here and nobody has time to react.

>>41377584
So Tiago says we won’t see it again for a few weeks because the sun glare. I

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it's not happening is it

>>41377708
Nothing ever happens.

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>>41377689
the bunkers wont save them, or their possessions.

>>41377699
Yeah, even after that it may still be below the horizon for most telescopes.
Gonna have to wait and see

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>waaaah nooo don't say it's a comet nooo
>y-y-y-you're a glowie I just know it
>nooooo not my delusions plssssss

>>41377534
a good summary video

Why are these threads so fucking fast all of sudden?! They weren't this fast yesterday.

>>41377115
people still believe this geezer after the whole alien battle following trump on rogan?

They kill Charlie Kirk and muddy it so much conspiracy influencers are preoccupied talking about it for months, shut government down during the same time. Their playbook now is to just not talk about things after they happen or during the happenings. Happeningfags think nothing happens because of this because their attention span is fried from TikTok

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>>41376152

>>41377074
>cat poster
>dumb opinion
every single time

>>41377747
awareness of the subject and its many anomalies is growing despite best efforts of glowies to repress it. Ive been sharing it with everyone i know thats interested in space.

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if pents its ayys

>>41377769
It's a comet

If quints, everyone on this board will admit themselves for psychiatric care immediately.

>>41377764
I'm jealous you even know a single person interested in space

>>41377769
reroll

Peanits

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>>41377738
>3i/atlas didn’t come to kill me
Pic related is you

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>>41376152
Even normie scientists are catching on to NASA's bullshit.
If you have a telescope 3i/ATLAS is OBSERVABLE today (perihelion).

If it's a comet we'll see a comet. If it's something else, we'll see that too. The fact that it is at a further place than the NASA predictions already implies that it accelerated and is a huge deal cause you know what that means.

>>41377769
>>41377776
fail
>>41377777

>>41377773
>>41377774
>>41377775
>>41377776
>>41377778
Jfc it really is nothing I guess

>>41377773
>>41377774
>>41377776
>>41377776
>>41377776
>>41377778
SOOOOOOO CLOSE!!!

>>41377792
A unique interstellar object the size of Manhattan in space that has gone further than NASA's JPL tracking prediction which can be only explained by non-gravitational acceleration (controlled course correction) a "nothing burger". The dim minded derp takes is why the powers that be control the sheeple.

>>41377785
Yeah, that map isn't to scale. See how the earth and sun are the same size. The sun is actually pretty big, ya see.

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Angry astronaut update

>>41377805
Chill sperg (indian?) the digits clearly indicate I was joking

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>>41377814
>violent outgassing

I don’t mind if there are glowies cause they are still giving the the thread attention:)
Also I hope it does do something just because it’ll be interesting. Aliens please come say hi. Just hope they don’t kill us.

>>41377827
thinkin bout those beans with eggs

Professional remote viewers are looking at it right now!

>>41376152
Since decades I have felt that the movie The Day of the Triffids (1963) is very significant

Starts with the vast majority of people, who went outside to watch a meteor shower, being blinded by some kind of radiation they were emitting when burning in the atmosphere

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids_(film)

>>41377850
What do they see?

>>41377584
Thx buddy !

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The only thing significant about today was “will it do something retarded humans predict” which is use the sun for a course change to earth. Which was retarded to put your happening money on since this thing is nothing we can predict. Predictfags have been wrong the entire time about it. They can’t even explain the anomalies. The only real prediction about this that was right is “everything they do would be alien to us”. 3i/Atlas going against our predictions and understanding of things is exactly how an alien ship would act.

>>41377880
valid point desu. Sound logic. Probably just deployed probes heading to all inner planets that are too small to detect and did minor if any course corrections. The enegry required to move something with an estimated mass of 33 billion tons over 30km/s of delta-v would likely leave some kind of signature we'd have detected, sun or not.

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>>41377814
In the earlier threads anons discussed more that it could be an Ayy probe. It's likely its job was to look for the goldilock zone planets and fuck off later. So it makes no sense for it to be increasing speed. Ayss are already with us this whole time and they didn't invade... It's unlikely "new" ayys will be different. They are just as weird as us and like to see silly humans doing human things.

Why would the alien ship come here and not just set up a post away from earth since we can’t do crap about them?

ah shit, you can become a SUPER EXPLORER?!

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Bro
Blissfully breezy, bro
Be not beguiled by the ball
Be benign, ball’s but background. Blusk it

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>>41376181
just a rock bro

>>41377901
revealing any tech to us could lead to us using the data gleamed to reverse-engineer that shit. Doubt any ayy's, benevolent or not, would want such a scenario.

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>>41376258
Jesus Christ-Marie, they're minerals.

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ready for the new bake with a revised OP post once this bread hits 320 replies. Any last minute input for changes in the OP text?

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There's so much cope in this thread rn holy shit

3I/Atlas give me sexual powers :^)

>>41376248
I thought it was ai that had them scared. Unwashed masses rising up and shit

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>>41376918
>le pretty girl panhandles and parasocializes with lonely autists
I don't listen to women anon unless it is a waitress telling me the specials.

>>41377875
NP. Enjoy, fellow EXPLORER

>>41377899
I like that theory. Before I was caught up on oumuamua being the probe, then atlas being the biological entities coming on a mothership, but that was retarded to cling to, when oumuamua and Atlas could be probed from 2 different aliens species. Especially since the cats for each are different. oumuamua was a pancake and atlas from what we’ve seen so far either a pyramid or orb type of craft,

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>>41376248
Western civilization is just slowly dying due to running out of energy (easily available petroleum) to sustain itself, and through that, it's being opened up to different black swan events.
Either we slowly go the way of Rome, with urban living disappearing as a viable form of existence, or some catastrophe/war ends up making those bunkers necessary.

>>41377924
Yes. Please reinclude this link:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1&date=2025-10-29&h=20&m=16&
TY

>>41377968
thanks, done

The latest theory is it is a comet but it’s exhibiting exotic chemistry that would have world disrupting effects if let out to the public, China and the USA have both discovered this and are embargoing information until they know how best to handle the situation

>>41376248
> they know something is coming and it has them scared.

Yes: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/29/pentagon-memo-quick-reaction-forces

>>41377973
Thanks again, you can also shorten it to this if you wish:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1

>>41377984
already shortened it fren

ok, i understand we should be able to viw it from earth on 3rd NOv 2025?
BUT space satellite can see it sooner?
I get paid tomorrow and planning for Christmas has nearly all of my money accounted for (I'm doing December and Jan non perishables this weekend)
1.) when will we have data from after the peherilion?
2.) should i panic buy some stuff?
3.) I have a bug out bag ready to go except the food compenent.

>>41377995
>ok, i understand we should be able to viw it from earth on 3rd NOv 2025?
probably not. depends on if it is under the horizon or not after nightfall.
1. who knows
2. never panic
3. Good. If you think it's necessary, shore up on what you think you need.

two more weeks!!!

>>41377995
>bug out bag
Look, I'm like, 80% certain that whatever 3I/Atlas is, it's not out to threaten you specifically. Any danger it may cause can't be resolved by running away because the danger will be encompassing the entire planet.

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NEW BAKE

>>41378034

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>>41378034

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>>41378038
Only one man will be able to save us...

>>41378038
yeah if its here to end us we cant do shit about it. However a stash of food and a plan for societal disruption and short term collapse of infrastructure is wise. I got mine ready.

>>41378065
Wise

Greek Mythos-
Atlas screwed-the-pooch when he challenged Zeus.

He became the whipping-boy, and was condemned.

According to Hesiod’s Theogony, Atlas was one of the Titans who took part in their war against Zeus, for which as a punishment he was condemned to hold aloft the heavens. In many works of art he was represented as carrying the heavens (in Classical art from the 6th century bce) or the celestial globe (in Hellenistic and Roman art).

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>>41376662
>ganymede

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>>41376662
>>41376827
>ganymede