>be me >have a friend since childhood>mfw he leaves for 1 year to another country for a job , to make a few pennies>he goes with the train , once he gets off the train , he had to walk by a few km s , 5-10.>apparently he was walking in an empty road , no lights , pitch absolute darkness , huge trees covering both sides >forgot to mention it was 3AM and were -10*C outside>somehow and i swear this happened but i forgot why he did it , he gets straight up naked , only leaving his underwear on.>he gets lost and scared and cold (phone battery died)>a car passes by>he straight up goes whole X pose so the car stops>hfw the car stops >next thing he did was that he walked slowly to the car window , knocked slowly and with shaking whispers he said ''help me''>the car instantly speeds up and leaves>eventually he finds his way and goes to his new home>he told me all of this when he was charging his phone >mfw i was barely breathing from laughter all while he was still shocked of all of this .>can you just imagine it ? you re a guy driving your car with your girl , and next thing you see a malnourished naked mf begging for help at 3AM in pitch darkness guys this is my first greentext ever , may not be the highest quality one , and i dont know how to detail it more . i swear this happened 2-3 years ago but i still cant remember how he got to the point of throwing his clothes out of him .
>>41376261At least you're trying... It beats the low quality crap that is posted here 20x a day, like "how do I get a gf" or "is *fill in the blank* evil/demonic."
>>41376651thanks bro jesus im actually moved by your compliment''at least you re trying''nobody ever told me something so nice in years i will rememeber your nice words
Pretty good up it goes
Frogposters are skinwalkers.
>>41376261Only good thread on this board rn
>>41376261Nice try, but pennies aren't real. Didn't read the rest of this bullshit.
>>41376261>be meStopped reading there.We can’t be sure that’s true.
>>41381213>>41381524what does it matter how i start it its true bruh its a funny thing that happened to onw of my homies
>>41376825You are valued and appreciated