I don't mean it as a schizo post, a shit post, whimsey core or whatever other bullshit you call it.I believe in gnomes.Straight up.
those are midgets in a hat
>>41380855>I believe in gnomesWhy
>>41380859Not OP but midgets are just too big to be gnomes
Midgets aren't built like that.Are there any other believers here with me tonight?
>WhyI saw some sort of small creature with a pointy head running through the woods one night while camping. That same night I heard these weird giggling/cackling sounds at like 3am. That plus all the other gnome sightings out there... You tell me, man.
>>41380886I love gnomes. Always have. I don't believe. However, I have a good book about them you might like. It's about a few different fairy creatures and it's written similar to a birdwatching book. I just can't remember the name. I'll try to find it for anyone interested...
>>41380939Here it is, for anyone interested. It talks of how they imitate human forms and behaviour and are basically some kind of projected illusion.
>>41380964>A TREE GNOMEIn the fields near Preston. September, 1921.“Living in the lower portion of an ash tree is a gnome. He appears larger than any gnome I have ever seen, being, probably, two feet six inches high to the top of his cap. He assumes his gnome shape when preparing to leave the tree, which he does in order to make short excursions into the field. He moves across the field swiftly, at not less than twenty miles an hour, yet, in spite of his speed, he appears to pick his way fantastically over the grass, taking long strides and lifting his legs high into the air.He is in a happy mood, thinking of himself, his tree, and his excursions, while in the background of his mind there are memories of play, mostly of a solitary nature, beneath the branches of the tree. These memories and their complementary anticipations increase his happiness. There does not appear to be the slightest room for anything but joy in his mind. His pleasures are in himself. He does not need the companionship of his kind in order to be happy. His happiness is therefore permanent and stable. He appears to live very largely in the present.”
>>41381037>Apparently he has lived for a very long period of time, the passage of which appears to make little or no impression upon him, either mentally or physically. An attempt to contact him whilst he is inside the tree produces a curious result in my consciousness: the trunk of the tree becomes transparent, with the gnome in the centre as in a glass case—with this difference, that the material of the surface is continued solidly through the tree; this etheric double of the tree is pale grey with a greenish tinge. The gnome seems to discard his traditional form when inside the tree. The trunk of the tree appears like a cylinder which, without the presence of the gnome, would be of one colour—that of the vital forces of the tree; the presence of the gnome gives individuality to these forces, as they are strongly affected by his rate of vibration.
>>41381045>When the gnome desires to leave the tree, the first phenomenon that I can see is that he slowly assumes the gnome form, thereby encasing himself in denser matter. Having assumed his form he steps out on to the ground, and it is only then that I am really able to contact him as an individual. His features, especially the chin, are long and sharp, the cheek bones are high and prominent, the face thin and rather cadaverous, the eyes elongated like a Chinaman’s, the pupils small and beady; the ears are large and protrude above his cap, and his hair is dark in colour. There is a touch of red about the cap somewhere, but otherwise he is rather monochromatic, being of about the general colouring of the bark of a tree. When he leaves the tree he remains in magnetic contact with it, and I should say that the distance he may travel is limited. It is as though the etheric double of the tree were used to form his body, so that when he leaves the tree its etheric double stretches. This is his present condition, but there may be times when he is completely free. It is very curious to see him step into the tree, as one would step through a doorway. He appears always to come out of the tree at the same place and in the same direction, i.e., on the south side.”
>>41380855I believe!!https://youtu.be/UHHV1489fNM
>>41380855Did you by chance read goosebumps books when you were younger
>>41380855It's not moving
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