>>41380900
Why are you gay?

>>41380900
Seems kinda relative. How far east do you have dominion over? Just like the idea of going east? Of sky that is eastern?

>>41380941
Yes, it's conceptual. East = conquered, West = unconquered and free.

>>41380946
So is the larp here that you're Ahriman or whatever he's called

>>41380979
No. It seems you've misunderstood my name; I am not evil.

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>>41380900
When did you stop taking your Olanzapine?

>>41381006
You'll find no statues of me.
>>41381008
Amusing.

>>41380900
Is Greenwich the Prime Meridian in this case as well?

>>41381083
See >>41380946

>>41380900
Is it true that if someone sneezes and isn’t blessed, demons can possess them?

Also, what is a demon king of the sky most afraid of? It would be hilarious if it was heights.

>>41381145
>Is it true that if someone sneezes and isn’t blessed, demons can possess them?
No, totally made up. I can see the medieval thought process, however. They likely believed sneezing caused a lapse in consciousness, which could lead to possession in a weak person.
>Also, what is a demon king of the sky most afraid of? It would be hilarious if it was heights.
I wouldn't say I have any fears, though I do get startled easily so take that as you will.

>>41381160
What’s a demon kings top 3 favorite things to do?

Top 3 most hated things?

Favorite color?

Favorite animal?

And finally, if you could have one wish, what is it? (No cheating like saying more wishes)

>>41381188
>Favorite things:
Sleep, listening to music, thinking/daydreaming
>Hated things:
Any type of cleaning (I like things to be clean, but I don't like to do it), being in enclosed spaces, being alone
>Favorite color:
Purple
>Favorite animal:
Either the raven or the wolf
>One wish:
For the world to be wild once more

>>41381258
Ah, so the demon king is a gay teenager.

What’s your favorite anime?

>>41381270
maybe Paprika

>>41381270
>Ah, so the demon king is a gay teenager.
Yes I realise how that sounded, but I gave those answers anyway out of a place of honesty. I have a human form, it's an unfortunate necessity these days. The answers there were based off how I've been living. I'm not a teenager.
>What’s your favorite anime?
Not a fan of anime broadly, though I like Jin-Roh
>>41381292
This man is not me.

So what's it like being a demon? Can I become a demon?

Do you find the anime demon slayer to be offensive?

>>41381321
>So what's it like being a demon?
It's fine I suppose. Not near as good as it used to be. As I said I (and almost all others) have to take human form nowadays.
>Can I become a demon?
Somewhat. Humans can achieve immortality and become the popular culture perception of a demon, but you can't become one like me unless God wills it.
>>41381332
Never seen it.

>>41381309

/x/, /b/, Reddit

Fuck one
Marry one
Kill one

Go

>>41381352
You mention immortality, how does one achieve said immortality?

>>41381352
Well spoiler for demon slayer but this guy slays a lot of demons in it.

>>41381367
Kill /b/, fuck /x/, marry reddit.
/b/ is terrible now, /x/ is decent (besides nobody threads), and I have too much fun making fun of redditors to part with it.
>>41381371
I've researched it a bit out of curiosity, the Mithras Liturgy is your best bet, though that won't make you a "demon".
>>41381374
I don't see anything to be offended over.

>>41381398
I heard the demon sky king of the west was a total a hole. Do you agree?

>>41381419
Very funny, but there's not a demon king of the western sky.

>>41381421
Incorrect. I am the demon king of the western sky. And I fucked your mother. Do something. You won't.

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so are like a 'demon' of the christian bible or 'demon' in the anime sense of being some mythical being or what

also. why are you on /x/. That's kind of funny that a demon, with power and knowledge beyond mortals thinks he's gotta come to /x/ to waste his time dealing with humans who are so ignorant they could never understand anyways.

>>41381428
> you won’t do anything
Too late, I fucked your dad. Come at me

>>41381446
:O

>>41381428
No you're not.
>>41381431
I don't know what the anime sense is, but I suppose that. I'm a spiritual being that isn't an angel, isn't a human, and isn't God.
As I said, I and others have to take human form nowadays. /x/ is interesting to me, and it's not like I have anything better to do. I don't think you're too ignorant either. I'm not offering transcendent knowledge, just some (hopefully) interesting facts about myself.
>>41381446
Again, this man is not me.

>>41381467
Top 3 favorite conspiracies?

Also, are you friends with any other demon kings?

Any chance of a demon sky queen of the east anytime soon?

>>41381467
>No you're not.
Yes, I am. It is you who is the fraud. You are no demon king. More like demon peasant, ruler of nothing. Meanwhile, I , the demon king of the western sky shits on your eastern soil and you eat it up

>>41381505
goddamn
western sky demon king is BASED

>>41381511
> BASED
You spelled gay wrong

>>41381521
stay mad, eastern demon cuck of retards

This "eastern demon king" is kind of a sissy bitch, huh

>>41381527
Smite incoming, prepare your asshole foul pretender. Thou insolence shall not go unpunished.

>>41381529
The western demon king sounds like a jealous bitch

>>41381532
zozzle
Nothing happened. Not only are you a nothing, you are also powerless. Let me guess, your domain is specifically the skies over India. Imagine the choking disgusting aroma.

>>41381529
He is.

>>41381532
>Thou
you're using "thou" wrong
retard

Real demonlords donot post in 4chan you are a larp

>>41381539
Can't really expect any better from the 'tard of the eastern dung

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>>41381542
>real demonlords

>>41381497
>Top 3 favorite conspiracies:
Nazi flying saucers in Antarctica
Donald Trump is a time traveler
Fruit of the Loom mandela effect
>Friends with other demon kings
No.
>Any chance of a demon queen of the eastern sky:
No, energies don't work like that.
>>41381505
There is no demon king of the western sky, and if you were one you'd know I don't have soil, I have sky. It's in the name.

>>41381550
>y-you don't exist reeeeeee
Keep telling yourself that, loser

No one between >>41381467 and >>41381550 is me. If I need to use a tripcode I will.
>>41381542
Read what I wrote earlier

chad western demon vs incel eastern demon

>>41381539
Thou is wrong again, thou false pretender

>>41381566
>false pretender
that's redundant
you really need to work on your language skills

>>41381552
Oh that Triggered you

>>41381573
not as much as my existence triggers you

>>41381570
Too busy piping down thoust mother

>>41381577
Ha, she does enjoy a good piping.

>>41381575
Thou admits thou is triggered? Ha imbecile, thou fell for thy trap

>>41381577
Got em. That was fire.

>>41381582
Sorry, maybe try your native tongue, since you can't communicate properly in the one you're using.

Damn the western sky demon is getting cooked. Retreat son, east side all day all night

>>41381586
>maybe try your native tongue, since you can't communicate properly

Man shut your bitch ass up You ol nerdy ass bitch ass wanna be demon lord ass.

Gay ass

>>41381586
West side taking the L here
East side!

>>41381595
I don't take requests from dirty ass stank ass mortals. Try the eastern "demon". Filth is his domain.

>>41381570
lol he said work on your language skills. West side demon sky lord is weak af ngl

>>41381598
His domains up your ass son. He’s turning you out. East demon lord is making you his bitch boy

west side
best side

>>41381605
That’s a lie
You high
It’s all about the east side

>>41381604
enough of your homosexual interests

>>41381607
You don't even dwell beneath the eastern skies

>>41381608
Silence interloper. Thou shall take the full might of thy cock as it pleases me hold thou ankles tight. Daddy isn’t finished.

>>41381611
Make him say yes demon daddy.

>>41381611
I appreciate that you've acknowledged the might of my phallus, but I won't be using it on myself. (really, learn what thy means)

>>41381610
It’s all eastern sky’s. The west is a lie

>>41381611
bruh you literally just said that you were gonna take dude's cock

Wtf is going here? Why are the demon lords gay now?

>>41381619
east side
gayest side

>>41381625
OP didn't come prepared with a good larp, so we improvised.

>>41381625
Don't ask me, I'm not affiliated with all this. If you have any actual questions I'm still happy to answer.
>>41381631
If I've answered anything unsatisfactorily let me know, I can clarify. Not larping.

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>>41381635
>Not larping

Ok I have a question for both the west side demon and the east side demon. You can both answer

What is it about being a sky demon that makes you so gay? Why are you threatening to sodomize each other?

>>41381641
Only the Eastern Sky Homo has done that

>>41381613
Fucking kek. This is wild, what’s wrong with you OP.

>>41381644
He wanted to larp seriously as a demon
got what he deserved

>>41381643
>eastern sky’s homo
Lmao

>>41381644
That's not me.

Really explains what's wrong with the east.

It's always like this. Eastern sky Kang is zesty af

>>41380900
How does it feel having a dragon ball sounding ass name? and do you feel like you should sue?

>sees demon ama thread
>looks cool, clicks on it
> “hold your ankles and call me demon daddy”
> mfw wtf is this shit

Is this some kind of fetish thread?

>>41381664
I chose the name specifically because of the balls connotation, and I love balls.

>>41381664
>>41381667
Classic west side demon lord behavior. East side don’t play that

>>41381398
The correct reply is to marry /x/ reddit is a whore and should be killed and /b/ is a slut and a good fuck

>>41381652
The bottom or the top?

>>41381670
>East side don’t play that
He absolutely does.

>>41381665
It was suppose to be an ama but the west side LARPer wanted to fuck around so he found it. I play for keeps Eastside till I die

>>41381677
Found out what? That you're a flaming homo? We all found out.

>>41381677
>I play for keeps
yeah, keeping a dick in yo ass

>>41381679
I roasted you until you flipped sides. Ain’t no south side sky lord. I run this

>>41381672
He's a bottom

>>41381686
you don't run anything

>>41381687
I’m the top you know this

>>41381691
I ran a train in your mama. She belongs to the east now

>>41381664
Actual OP here, never seen dragon ball so can't comment on that. I do like being what I am.
>>41381665
Some people decided to turn this into an ERP thread for some reason.

>>41381694
So you're admitting to being gay?
daaaaaamn
demons are whack

>>41381698
>for some reason
because entertaining the whole "I'm a demon king" larp is fucking retarded.

>>41381702
OP here. Yes I am the bottom. AMA

>guyz I'm a demon okay
>guyz srsly pls
>I'm a real demon
>come on guyz :(
lol

>>41381696
>calls himself a "demon king"
>"yo mama"
You need to be over 18 to post on this site

>>41381705
>>41381715
I don't care if any of you believe me, was just hoping for more constructive/interesting discussion. Considering that far worse threads on this board stay on topic I didn't think that was such a high bar.

>>41381702
Bully children moderately lol

>>41381696
>the east
>a train
who could be behind this post
>head wobbles

>>41381705
OP here again, i like men and am not LARPing.

>>41381720
you're allegedly a fucking demon kang! Why the fuck would you hope for interesting discussion on a Taiwanese competitive booger flicking board?

>>41381708
>>41381726
I’m the OP not these. But yes I am gay
AMA

>>41381728
I answered this already. I've taken a human form out of necessity and I find this interesting.

>>41381728
he's lookin' for some dick

>>41381737
pics of human form

>>41381737
>out of necessity
what was so necessary about taking human form? Was it to take BBC in the anus?

>>41381745
Watch your words mortal.

>>41381745
Yes

>>41381749
or what
you have no power here

>>41381754
This. The children under the western sky can come under no harm from you.
Don't believe me? Just try.
Hahaha See, children, he can do nothing.

OP here, if anyone is looking for a good time, you can find me on easysideskykang.com.

OP, a good larp requires more than just stating that you're some paranormal entity and saying AMA.
Get it together, man.

>>41381778
I am the demon sky lord of the east. If you have a question then ask. I grow tired of your trolling

>>41381783
>I grow tired of your trolling
I really don't care.

>>41381785
You do though. I have full control over you at this point. Witness my power, I will make you respond

>>41381741
No.
>>41381745
Thank you for the actual question (even if it's not from a genuine place). The simple answer is that humans have much more power than they realise, especially in groups. There's no belief in demons, so it's hard for us to exist in the way we once did.
Humans' thoughts shape reality and collectively humans have decided that anything outside of major religions and science doesn't exist.
>>41381769
This one made me laugh
>>41381778
Not larping, but what else can I give you? I have no exciting feats to perform nor wishes to grant, and I don't want anything from you. All I can offer is memories and knowledge.

>>41381796
Yeah, maybe if you didn't have such a bitch attitude and stopped sucking all the dick, then people might believe in you again. Do some demon shit

>>41381796
West side sky demon lord here. I just want to apologize for being such a loser in this thread. I just thought because I’m LARPing, you have to be LARPing too. I’m sorry for being so insecure and trying to ruin your thread. Also, when I called you gay, I was projecting. I’m a flaming homosexual. Forgive me demon daddy. The west bends the knee

>>41381807
OP here. Behold, I have exerted my will on this mortal and he hath bend thy knee.

>>41381807
obvious fake
West side doesn't bend the knee to some powerless "demon" too weak to even keep his own form.

>>41381812
you're still using words wrong, yo fucking idiot. What did you do, take the human form of a retard?

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>>41381818

>>41381812
West side demon here. This >>41381813
isn’t me. Someone just pretending. I do bend the knee and would do anything for your forgiveness. And I do mean anything, seriously, any thing dude. Please use me.
West side signing off

>>41381821
East Side Demon King here. I will proudly suck your knob

>>41381821
Bro. Calm down. Man west wide demon lord is some bitches. Wtf lame ass

>east side demon can't even keep it up because no one believes in him
what a fuckin' loser

>>41381824
West side demon lord here. Let me suck yours first. I’m so gay and I need it.

>>41381829
East side here. We can do each other at the same time.

DON'T DO IT, WEST SIDE BRO. He'll siphon your energy through your massive cock to sustain him.

>>41381834
West side demon lord here. Forgive me my lord and please take my ass as tribute to your mighty cock

>>41381839
I...I've tried to tell you. It is no longer so mighty, now that humans don't believe.

heh
demons sure are silly

What the fuck even is this thread. OP you are gay af same fagging all of this.

>>41380900
Do you use a sword for your martial arts, or do you use a fist style, do you drink any blood to cultivate demonic energy, do you eat any spicy foods

>>41381849
OP here, you’re right, I’m gay af

>>41381853
I use the double fist style, because I like to use both hands on the big...well you know

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>>41381849
It's not me, see picrel.
>>41381853
Don't do martial arts, when I wasn't a human I had a sword. Don't drink blood. Love spicy food.

>>41381861
obviously shooped, or used demon powers

>>41381818
Lmao. Anon. Thou means you. Thee means me. Holy fuck you can’t be this dumb. Do you even Shakespeare bro

>>41381867
you used neither of those words in the post I responded to
try to keep up

>>41381870
OP here. You’re right, I’m gay

>>41381874
We know, gayking. We know.

>>41381861
Do you do anything to cultivate blue chi, since you seem so languid, or otherwise in control for being a demon, I saw a red tongue and a demon with blue skin, maybe try to reach an enlightenment with golden thoughts to change the blue skin like say maybe to black(something along the lines of dark humor or gallows humor like the languidness is all that will ever be, which is unfortunate, I guess) to make better use of the red tongue, or otherwise make it come to fruition

>>41381887
I make good use of my tongue already ;)

>>41381887
I'm not familiar with chi unfortunately, but the difference in temperaments comes down to etymology really. The common perception of "demon" is a spirit allied with evil against God and humanity. I'm not like that (though there are "true" demons in that sense), but there's not really any other good descriptor.

>>41381887
OP here. As semen king of the western sky, there are a variety of ways I cultivate the chi. Which method of extraction would you like the deets? The blue skin is nice but once you go black, well you know what they say, there’s no going back. Also I make use of many tongues in my practice.

>>41381895
The reason that you can't use swords anymore is because you became that blue demon that I saw maybe, maybe because of your "use" of your tongue to tell jokes, Mr double fist style, spending a little to much time joking about instead of, realistically who knows what, but ultimately it's maybe what diverted your Qigong and made you lose the ability to use a sword, and maybe what turned you into a demon in the first place

>>41380900
Have you ever lost a duel?

What’s your favorite food?

Which religion is best?

>>41381909
No, it's because I was forced to take human form. I don't care about the sword. These hands now grip the girth of man

>>41381899
>>41381901
Are you two Korean, you both seem so juvenile, maybe try and lay off the banter just a tad, it'll maybe make things go smoother

>>41381918
Yes

Semen

None

>>41381919
Do these jokes sound better in your native tongue, it's coming off just a little dull, and forced in English

>>41381930
I don't really care how I sound to mortal filth

>>41381932
Did I hit a nerve, hmm???

>>41381936
Not at all. Simply letting you know so you'll stop bitching about it

>>41381937
Maybe that's fair I suppose

>>41380900
How do I fix it?
I feel like something is missing and no matter what i try it doesnt work.

>>41381942
They make gummies for erectile disfunction now

>>41381948
Already fixed that by cutting out masturbation and porn.

>>41381918
>Have I ever lost a duel:
No.
>Favorite food:
Hard question, do you mean as a human or as a demon? As a human, steak. As a demon, fire.
>Which religion is best:
None are fully true in the end, Christianity, Zoroastrianism, Tengriism, Hermeticism are closest. Worst is Hinduism, if you believe in Hindu gods/thought I suggest you get out for your own sake. The "true" demons inhabit that. We do not get along, Hinduism is the enemy of the sky.
>>41381919
Pretty sure someone is running a GPT in this thread.
>>41381923
Not Korean
>>41381942
Do you have a hobby? Something to live for? Doesn't have to be big, not at first at least.

>>41381942
As a cultivator, and apparently immortals, there maybe lies the reality that you need a hobby to pass the time, maybe what you are trying isn't working because it's not meant to work for the life path that you have currently cultivated, Maybe try something useful like cooking and eating more, or trying to make some money, selling things, a side job, anything to pass the time

>>41380900
Mind controls the body. Body influences mind (when it's healthy etc.) but doesn't control it.
As above so below.
Only natural to believe that soul controls the mind, but that also means mind can influence it.
Is it possible to skip an instance? How can I use my mind to influence my soul in order to reforge my body? I don't mean anything trans, I want to get stronger and healthier.

>>41381982
Maybe a change to your environment, if you are feeling a type of way in your soul that you want to change how your soul feels, it might be because of a situation that you have yet to resolve, almost like you aren't allowed to feel better until the situation is resolved, because if you did feel better the situation might slip through your fingers

>>41382009
Hmm, I see, makes sense.
I also think that while my perception is in my mind, since mind controls body, and soul controls mind, then it is the soul that wants to use mind to control itself, I probably shouldn't separate them too much, like they're some different beings, because it's all me.
Do you think, though, that it'd be possible to cause an unnatural development in body by willing it?

>>41382015
Sure there are "cheats" or short cuts to take, drinking blood, cultivation of homosexual energy, which is still energy that can be used, the ultimate problem with these styles of cultivation is a lack of wholeness or fulfilment, which literally leaves you just a little empty, or you can do something like eating spicy peppers or body tempering or smoking tobacco, which should maybe leave you fulfilled and sated while also generating qi, as long as you don't leave the activity "unfulfilled"

>>41382025
So you're saying I'd do best to do it straight? I've been hoping for some spiritually richer, more efficient way - a good way, though, I won't stoop down on an evil path.
Smoke is another thing I've been kind of fascinated by lately. Can it be used for good?

>>41382032
Yeah smoking is fine, it's literally a plant that grows our of the ground so it should be healthy enough and cheap, as long as it doesn't get In the way of life for other people, also if you cultivate smoking tobacco properly you might even be able to breathe fire, give that the tobacco has oil, which is what gets you buzzed or high, which is used as the fuel for the fire breathing

>>41381982
There is no third "mind". There's body and soul. What specifically are you looking to do?
Also; apologies all, this will be my last post for a few hours as I have human responsibilities to tend do. If the thread is still up when I get back I'll continue answering. Thank you to all who've participated in earnest so far.

>>41380900
Can you prepare a silver cord for me so i can go explore the astral, thanks.

>>41380900
Did you order the code red?

>>41382074
If you are worried about getting lost, maybe try and overcome the fear of getting lost itself and explore where you end up, instead of trying to return to wherever it is that you are

>>41382092
There are no accidents, you are never lost, etc

>>41382094
I meant more along the line of returning because of obligation, and instead allowing yourself to wander for the sake of leaving your current circumstances, since it seems like you're all a little burnt out

>>41382105
If i wander to the east will you be my friend?

>>41382111
Why not, right? Besides the fact that that is not where I reside, I suppose

>>41382122
you will be there. you will make sure you are there when i am there. then we will be friends. i am lightning

>>41382129
I am the darkness

>>41382171
I dont fear darkness anymore, i see now that it is the infinite potential of the world before separation, unless theres a scary demon or clown involved

>>41380900
What do you recommend for learning more about Sumerian magic?

>>41382172
It is maybe a lack of potential, unless you can light the darkness

>>41382211
are you saying black people don't have potential?

>>41382202
Maybe learning sumerian, and then translating the sumerian spells to your native language for ease of use, and also maybe learning geometry, since angles correlate to chromatic emissions like blue or red Qigong, which is an important first step in learning how to cast magic, associating the angles of letters in spells with colors and therefore types of mana

>>41382214
Maybe, if you've ever met one they are like voids of energy that will wring you dry and steal vitality from you, it's not possible to cope with as either a spectator or as the void of energy, unless you can light the darkness

>>41382225
One of my best friends is black.. good guy, although he might steal my vitality. That's okay though, better to transmute the negativity than run from it, unless they have a gun which you cannot run from.

>>41382233
Transmutation works, so I guess good for you for being strong enough to continue to transmute his negativity

>>41382259
Its no biggie, hes not fully black. If he was I'd probably pop like a balloon trying to transmute!

>>41382233
he will steal your vitality and your wallet

>>41382263
Maybe try something "a little cold, and a little hot" to get him out of his funk, I'm drawing a blank as to what that might be, but Maybe you might know, so give that a shot I guess

>>41382263
>>41382279
Maybe something like dinner and alcohol maybe is what I thought of, something a little hot in the form of maybe food to eat and maybe something cool and refreshing to drink, or like milk and warm cookies if you guys aren't old enough to drink, though it seems like the cookies are a little to sweet to be truly satisfying

>>41380909
FPBP

>>41380900
What is your favorite season?

>>41382410
All of them as long as I'm with the people that I care about