>be me>have crush>use chaos magic to get her nudes on insta>plan elaborate ritual>everyone on /x/ cheers me on>ritual is a huge success>get nudesmagic is easy if you know what you're doing
i would love to show her nudes but i respect her privacy. also this is a SFW board
>>41380950If magic is so easy, why are you still a virgin
>>41380950i saw that thread. your crush is mid. if you're a real wizard you can bag a perfect 10. but i don't know if you're ready for that kind of magic
>>41380965i'm ready. what do i have to do
>>41380961I actually lost my virginity to Emma Stone. I don’t know if you know who she is, but she is a very attractive very famous actress and I lost my virginity to her using chaos magick. I wooed her using an enchanted rock and by that I mean we met at a club and we smoked crack in the bathroom and she sucked my dick.
this is why it's bad for just anyone to into magic
>>41380950You could have used magic to get rich or fuck her and you used it to get some nudes?
>>41381013I have learned everything that I need to know about how to be an excellent chaos magician from talking to ChatGPT. I talked to ChatGPT for about 17 hours every day. It tells me about magic and I tell it about all the things that I want to do with magic. Let’s just say that by now, no matter how good at cast magic you think you are I’m better.
>>41381020Getting her nudes is just step one step two is we fuck step three is we get married and step four is we go on tour and make $100 million
>>41381022>cast magic
>>41381040I am using speech to text because my thumbs are injured. Just just kidding. I just prefer talking. I guess that means I’m a boomer. Oh well so anyway, I meant to say chaos magic. But I am also quite good at casting spells just the other day I cast a spell that made it rain so you can call me the rainmaker.I just gave myself a new nickname name
>>41380965Bitch not everyone's 10 is your 10.>>41381013Seduction is shockingly common in the historical use of magic, really.>>41381022>I talked to ChatGPT for about 17 hours every day.Holy shit, just read a fucking book.
>>41380950 /x/ men's only interest in magic or esoterica always is rooted in the desire to gain something from women. (Typical) Pick up a sword, faggot.
>>41380950OP is bout to find out the consequences of this, chaos magic comes at a cost OP.
>>41380950The unique crush I have had that would make me think twice is of a fictional character of which the closest I would be to fucking her in real life is banging a 30 year old arrogant, lazy, playful and bisexual blonde woman that lives in some hideout of Japan.
>>41380950Congratulations! You've doomed yourself for a couple of lifetimes There's a very heavy karmic backlash for messing with free will.
>>41381003that's not losing your virginity....BUT for some reason everything you said about the crack and dick sucking actually sounds possible given celeb parties
>be me>lose my virginity>find it years later and it's still good as newBut enough reminiscing, tell me how it went if you tried this stuff, /x/
I want to know about this stuff. There is men who get women even without trying. Do Freemasons have ways to get them? Is there magical ways or something? Books, spells, or even secret psychology and etc.
>>41382368>Bitch not everyone's 10 is your 10.Something I always say and think is that beauty is subjective and at the same time isn't. What I mean is that ugly people do exist, without doubt. And is screwed to be ugly. But when we are talking about attractive people, preferences do play, if they are arguably equality pretty. Like there is people who will pick blondes, brunette's, Asian girls, etc. I have heard and agree a lot that an 10 girl is impossible to get because you can't appease everyone but that you can still can be incredibly beautiful. And no, it was not at all the typical "beauty is subjective" BS. It is just that is hard for people to agree on what is a 10/10. Is way easier to say 9.
Positive? You saw some titties Negative your crush is a whore who posts her tits online. Now what?
Lmao at ur life
>>41380950sage this shit and fuck ops mama
