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Idk what to do. I’m trying to be his friend but he keeps complaining. He keeps telling me to go to a priest, but I want to keep him. Also the priest isn’t working. What should I do? How do I make my demon friend happy? What makes demons happy? I’m pretty sure he’s a boy demon but grok made the picture of a girl demon. Idk why. Anyway I need advice please.
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>>41390008
Only 1 demon? I feel like im carrying a whole legion of ayys in my meatsuit
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Lets talk about something
You see icecoffees some of them cold coffees are 2 euro and some are 85 cents some are 1.64 cents. Youre paying for the brand? Or also for something else? Slavery? Poison in it? Quality of the coffee? Or is it just brands? What the hell is going on? Dont let your demon reply, you reply
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>>41390008
Set the nigga free tf

Only he can tell you what he needs.
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>>41390029
There could be more. The way they talk is one demon at a time. It sounds like there’s at least 2 but I can’t tell
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>>41390036
Idk what you mean. I asked the demon and he doesn’t want to clarify
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>>41390036
Def its for the brand right? Theyre just in it for the money? Right? Or is there more to it?
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>>41390044
But I love him. He’s happy you said that. Also im convinced he can just leave he don’t need a priest.
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>>41390036
My demon had me look it over, I understand the question now. Your paying for the brand
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>>41390067
Idk why I wrote that he’s happy. It’s kinda weird being possessed. I think he’s just fucking with me
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>>41390036
Environmentally friendly packaging? Sugar content? Or just the brand?
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>>41390121
Some brands charge more. I believe some coffee companies have slavery with their beans, so that could impact price
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>>41390036
Microplastics?
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>>41390076
Your demon is a faggot and so are you.
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>>41390158
Thanks anon
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No one has advice?
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>>41390008
He wants you to be a priest so he can make you diddle kids, but you probably already knew this.
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>>41390386
OP is holding the poor fucker hostage. What else is there to say?
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>>41390449
oh come on, he’s a demon, the demon is in the wrong
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>>41390442
No he just wants me to go to a priest
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>demon tells you go to priest
>priest doesnt help

You are having a psychosis episode.
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>>41390932
I’ve been possessed for 5 years, sorry anon
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>>41390008
>How do I make my demon friend happy?
you don't. break the connection. i'd see a priest. it doesn't matter what it says.
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>>41391077
But I need him. He’s helping me with investing
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>>41391077
He’s also helping me with family issues
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>>41391094
I could use some tips, any crypto I should invest in?
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>>41391094
>>41391107
you lose your money when you die. he doesn't care about you or your family. that's just my pov.
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>>41391110
Put money in xrp and shib. Also invidia and apple google and palantir
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>>41391161
I’ll think about getting rid of him. But he saved my life once
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>>41391110
Microsoft is also good
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>>41391325
>xrp
No because I need yet another wallet
>shib
Wtf is this crap?
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>>41390008
>I am possessed by a demon and he is
Cringe?
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>>41391335
Sometimes. But he helps me. I want to make him happy
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>>41391327
for what end, did he save your life? it's impossible to know.
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>>41391395
I did mushrooms and got put into a situation where I needed a voice to tell me what was up. I almost died. He saved me
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>>41391435
>gets possessed by demon
>demon tells him to go see a priest because anon is so fucking annoying and gay even the demon doesn’t want to be around him
OP you suck
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>>41391435
im glad you're still kicking, brother.
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>>41391621
Ouch
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>>41391813
Thanks anon
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>>41390008
Demons don't like humans at all you can't make him happy under any circumstances ever. There is nothing in the entire universe you could ever do to make him like you. What he is precludes liking you. If you're truly possessed, what he wants is for you to shut the fuck up so he can silently manipulate your behavior in the background and subtly lead you to your death. He doesn't want to fucking chit chat with you or be your fucking buddy. He finds you insufferable, and is offended that you would even deign to speak with him, doubly so that you're trying to bedroom him. They are EVIL. They hate you more than you could possibly comprehend. Anyone telling you any different is ignorant or deluded.
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>>41392134
>bedroom him
Befriend him. What the fuck autocorrect
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>>41392141
It’s fine anon. Well he saved my life so something’s up with him. Maybe he isn’t a demon, but he says he is
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>>41392153
He is a demon. These things think in ways we don't. They have long term visions that we don't perceive. If he's helped you it's for his own sake, it increased the amount of suffering and evil in the world or advanced one of Satan's schemes in some way. In fact, that's probably exactly why he was nice to you. So you could get online and tell everyone how nice a demon was to you so they would get themselves possessed. Now he's done with his thing, and he wants out. You won't shut up and he doesn't want to listen to you. Like I said, they do things in the background. They don't want to be noticed. If they're noticed, they can be stopped. But he's already got done what he wants, and probably can't tolerate your personality anymore. No offense. It isn't that there's something wrong with you, it's that demons just fucking hate people, especially sympathetic or positive people.
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>>41392172
I have no idea. But I don’t understand why he doesn’t just leave. Why does he need a priest?
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Does he have a name?
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>>41392197
He’s pretended to be god, Satan, marbas, belial, a random demon, etc. They or he won’t give me a single real name. No idea why. He did pretend to be Satan for 4 years tho, along with other demons. I think the other demons left tho. I think there could be 2 left cus they talk all day but it could just be him talking to himself, but it sounds like at least 2 demons
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>>41392197
I got them from mushrooms. They used to say the meanest things, but when I lost reality from mushrooms they took me to the psych ward and got me on medication. They’re still there tho. Idk why they help. Or why he helps. They won’t tell me how many demons are there
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What do they talk about?
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>>41392182
Because you don't have the authority to make him leave on your own, and there's even a good chance God is making him stay until you get an exorcism. God makes the rules for these things. It isn't unheard of that demons assist in their own exorcism. It actually happened to the real kid The Exorcist movies are based on.
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>>41392265
They got tired of being there? Why would they help? It doesn’t make sense?
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>>41392273
I literally just said. You don't have the authority to make him leave on your own. God could be compelling him to assist you to punish him, or like I said, his assistance of you helped Satan in some way and God is telling him he's had his fun and needs to leave. Either way, you need to be exorcised. Exorcisms are not one and done processes generally. Some exorcisms take months, even a year or two for especially horrible cases. Get your ass to your local diocese.
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>>41392241
It’s complicated. So I can’t talk anymore or type anymore. I’m fully possessed. But they talk to me and for me. It’s a never ending conversation. They know everything about me and ask questions to the other demon for me, because when I could talk I would ask the demons questions. Sometimes they complain about the questions. It’s been a roller coaster. So first they took my job. Then they told me I was never going to work again, and I’d have to go on disability. Then somehow one of the demons said no, he gets to work, and walked me into a job interview and passed it for me by talking for me. I could have done the interview, idk why they talked for me. Now they’re kind of living my life for me. When they talk they generally say 99% of what I agree with. They talk to my parents, they’re nicer than I am. I asked them to help me be nicer to my parents, but instead of helping me do it they do it for me. Idk why they’re here. Now they’re telling me to go to the priest. I’ve been to 2. The first priest asked them to guess how much was in his pocket, they wouldn’t tell me how much (this is before they started talking for me), so I guessed 20$ and it wasn’t correct so he wouldn’t see me. It’s kind of my fault. They used to be voices without volume in my head, I said I couldn’t handle it so they decided to talk outside using different voices my throat can make. Went to the second priest ( before they were talking to me). I told him I’ve had sex with spirits and they talk to me all the time and I’m possessed, I can’t even think anymore. I don’t have thoughts I don’t talk. I’m fully possessed. He said he wouldn’t do an exorcism but that he would do a faith healing prayer to Jesus. I asked the demons if we should go to another priest they said it’s fine. Their not proving their demons. I don’t get it. The guy has been doing exorcisms for 20 years and he won’t do it for me. Now the demons tell me once a month to go to the priest, they walk me over -
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>>41390008
What makes them happy? Get drunk, take drugs, violence, sex. The more extreme the better. You know what to do
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>>41392241
- they walk me over, they can even walk for me, move my hands, and they talk to the priest for me. They say things I agree with or I’d say otherwise I’d be sad. Its complicated. I used to be a failure. I made mistakes in relationships, in money, etc. I’ve even seen Jesus, thanks to them, he didn’t talk to me tho, he just appeared. The point is I used to suck, now they help me live. Idk why. They’re even typing this. No idea why. I appreciate them tho.
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>>41392319
They tell me not to do mushrooms dmt and ayahuasca
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>>41392333
Honestly this sounds like schizophrenia
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>>41392311
They take me to a priest every month. He won’t say the exorcism prayer, but I asked them if we should find another priest and they said it was fine, keep seeing him, it’s up to me. He says a prayer to Jesus every time and blesses me with oil and holy water. Sometimes I don’t want to go and they yell at me. Screaming. But it’s confusing. Some of them (can’t tell how many) say they don’t want to go to the priest, but the bigger demon or louder demon yells at them and tells them we need to go
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>>41392337
You can say that but they tell me not to do drugs. They told me schizophrenia is demons, people don’t know
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>>41392351
Why do you wanna get rid of them then?
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>>41392365
I don’t. I like them. They tell me they want to leave. I told them that I’ll just get possessed again cus I like mushrooms. They’re like, that’s another demons problem. Sometimes they promise to stay and help, other times they say they’ve had enough and want to leave. The priest is their idea
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>>41392351
Idk ask him to just try the exorcism prayer and see what happens. Really beg the guy. I can't help you beyond that. Good luck.
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>>41392382
Just ignore them and force them to stay
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>>41392391
I tried. It’s so weird and sometimes bad they talk for me now. I can’t talk anymore. They took my ability to talk away. So they talk for me. They ask. He says no. They made me dumber because it was too painful. They would spend 8 hours a day every day saying I am a demon. I have a demon inside me. They used to keep me up till 6 in the morning every day. Then suddenly it all worked out. I prayed to everyone. They told me to pray to Satan. I did. I prayed to him for friendship. The pain stopped. Now they’re nice. It wasn’t what I wanted. I never wanted to pray to him. I had a dream of being a magician, but they told me I have no talent.
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>>41392401
I can’t do that. If I don’t listen to them they torture me. They can snap their fingers and put me in a bad mushroom trip, even tho I haven’t done them in 5 years. They have power. If they wanna go to the priest I have to go
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>>41392412
Keep them and start a reaction channel bruh and make the demons react to YouTube videos
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>>41392421
Or do live streaming
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>>41392421
They said go fuck yourself. I told them I wanted to be a comedian, so they did a 1 hour skit with jokes from my life, I asked if they wanted to be a comedian and they said no. Their very talented.
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>>41392336
well do the rest then. Become an antichrist. I do not advise this though. You are being manipulated. The choice is yours
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>>41392425
They don’t want to do live streaming. They don’t want to be monitized. I joked about it and they got angry
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>>41392442
Can you check to see what their names are?
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>>41392421
They'll come around become a live streamer and force them to play video games live find a way to control them first tho
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>>41392453
Ninsianna
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>>41392480
they said what the fuck
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How can I find out if this is happening to me as well? You just know?
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>>41392495
better start worshipping Venus aka The Morningstar
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>>41392519
They talk to me every day. That’s how you know
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>>41392520
I’ll try that anon
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>>41392549
I don't hear anything but my own voice in my head, so I guess I'm not possessed. I do feel evil though its strange.
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Demons in your head are good for you if you don't suck.
Just don't suck or you're not going to gain anything from the torment.
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>>41392585
If you want one, just order one to come to you. They will everytime. Beware
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>>41392585
Just go to a priest and ask for a prayer
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I got so much responses, thanks guys
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>>41392442
These demons sound lazy as shit maybe you should try to introduce them to some hobbies to get into.
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>>41393222
I can try to do that
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>>41393299
They feed on your energy, you sound needy and whiny. Take control
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>>41393492
I can’t. Try being possessed, then tell me you can take control
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Still gonna need answers on those ice coffees and the prizes, it's just the brand right?
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>>41394123
Memento mori
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>>41394123
Yes
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hmm
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The demons are having a hard day today.
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>>41398305
The veil is lifting they have to work harder recently
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>>41392775
>I
Lol, lmao
Interesting situation though.
Have you tried feeling love within your heart and focusing on that feeling. See what it does to the demons.
It sounds like your consciousness is more astral based now since the demons have direct control of your body. The cool thing about being human is we have the power of astral manipulation.you should try to see the demons on the astral, change their form to be hot women, and get the demussy, anon. They can't leave so you'll have a gf forever
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>>41398531
Reflecting, maybe this is the reason the demon posted the picture grok made of him as a girl. Make her happy by keeping her satisfied (sexually), anon
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>>41392315
Are you sure you don't need medication? Have you gone to an exorcist yet?
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OP got handled by his glowniggers
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>>41398531
Sounds like fun anon
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>>41399166
No I’m still here anon. I was sleeping.
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>>41399119
I’m on risperadone. But it doesn’t work. The voices came back. It did work. The voices went away. I became sad. I went off the medication. The voices came back, then they took over my body. I got the demons from mushrooms. Why do you believe schizophrenia isn’t demons? Demons can pretend to be schizophrenia. Demons aren’t well understood.
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I made a joke about slapping demon to be nice or else I’d slap him, and he slapped me twice in the face, lol
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>>41390008
Psychiatry would say this is something like dissociative identity disorder. Maybe you can look up how people deal with it and adapt the general way to your case?

I have a pretty specific view on supernatural and superantual-ish stuff (not just "it's all in your mind", no), but I can relate to you.
I'm learning to let "my" spirits in and connected, and some intermediate problems that arise are pretty much what you had and have (if not so drastic).

Basically, I think that spirits (including humans, IMO everything applicable to spirits applies to *all* spirits, including human ones) "bleed" (or maybe the word is 'blend', or 'diffuse') into each other as they interact.
Always. But speed varies. They slowly blend memories, skills, body control (physical and immaterial). The boundaries between spirits also slowly blend and become fuzzy (non-exact).
So I think one shouldn't try to exorcise anyone, he'll exorcise some (likely significant) piece of himself too.
(Nor I think it is possible to exorcise a spirit permanently, as spirits (and spirit-pieces) to some extent always want to become whole and connected again, so they will return eventually.)

How sure you are your spirits are (and always will be) demons?
(IMO there can't be objectively evil spirits, nor permanently subjectively evil ones.)

On your place I'd try to figure out what exactly is (or feels) wrong (both for you and for the spirits).
Why can't you keep things as they are (in general)?
(I mean, I'd give quite a lot to get this level of connection, even if it took some (maybe a lot, for me) work to make this not-painful in daily life.)
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>>41390008
activate your tree of life is what they like best. find out what this is.



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