>>41391867
Good for you. Kill everyone who doubted you.

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>>41391867
Cool story bro. Will you lose weight and become attractive and charismatic, or you dated to remain a sad incel for eternity?

>>41391867
Vampire? You look like a gay ogre.

haters gonna hate

whatever helps you sleep bro

>>41391867
Hahahahahahaha best thread on /x/ right now. Thank you for the laugh OP.

>>41392547
it's serious

>>41391867
You made me chuckle OP. hope you're as happy as you made me feel

>>41392534
I imagine a coffin would (if OP wants to keep it traditional)

>>41391895
Hey tardotrannyladgigganigga. Being fat isn't that much of a problem.

>>41392547
Yeah, I laughed too. Solid thread desu.

>>41391867
>Everything is possible.

Perfect message for a Halloween manifestation!

>>41391867
Congrats OP for not being a betafag for once

Hope your thread doesn't get pruned by the jannies like last time

Okay

You fat faggot

>>41391867
No way, ol OP is bacc??

>>41392968
On Halloween no less!

>>41391867
Kek OP you faggot
But this thread made me laugh, good job.
>>41392767
It did? Far as I remember it stayed up for like almost a week and the only thing in it was ppl just calling OP names lol.

>>41392994
I dunno but I'm calling the jannies faggots for pruning the last vampire thread yesterday, didn't even get past 15 posts before being archived

Unfortunate for OP because vampires are gonna hijack his thread and insult him for this larp

>>41391867
Congrats! You are a true inspiration for everyone on /x/! Come back if you ever find out that those goth girls that don't want to date me are actually vampires.

>>41393729
what thread are you talking about? can't find any deleted ones in the archive

>>41391867
If true how do I become a vampire?

>>41395029
First you gotta please the master. If Master likes you he will allow into the group

Had a dream last night where I was told by some kind of demon that I'm a vampire now and am immortal.

>>41395146
OP's group is calling to you.

honestly i doubted you, but congratulations buddy

>>41391867
>fat
>ugly
>bad haircut
>now has uneven fangs to larp as a vampire
this shouldn't be as funny as it is.

>>41395176
hateful loser

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>>41395219
I might be... but I'm not wrong!

>>41395695
weird cuz he has vampire blood too

>>41391905
I think he looks rather handsome now actually.

>>41397272
Atleast hes not balding. Although it could be a toupe and he could have a huge bald spot, which would only be the icing on the cake.

Immortally bald.

>>41397331
What is wrong with being immortal and bald? Vain much? I have noticed that some people that post here only care about appearance. Like, what is wrong with you? Immorality is immortality. If you can blend in there's no problem. Even if you are a burn victim you can still blend in, it would only be problematic if you had a rare genetic disease that makes it easy to be recognized.

So... What's up with that?

Another thing, let's say he is bald, he could get hair implants... Like, most issues with appearance can be solved nowadays. So what's the deal here?

>>41397331
Rub some blood on the scalp and it regrows. Vampire secrets.

>>41394959
There's always some thread on vampires up, so I find that hard to believe. Though there's rarely a thread as based as OP's right now.

>>41395122
Mkay, sounds like some bdsm shit
Are you sure these are vampires OP?

>>41396527
Well, Hitler was a Jew.

>>41397452
>What is wrong with being immortal and bald?
I'd rather have a grenade go off in my hands rather than face such fate.

Say it
Say the words
>OP, I'm sorry
Say it

>>41397452
Most autistic internet weirdos today are obsessed with looks, the sigmalfa chad meme and with "not being cringe". Everything boils down to being the chad in the soijak VS chad meme. If you look like chad you won the argument, you are right and everyone will respect you even if you just say "oonga boonga". Everyone who disagrees with you is just spiteful because they are the balding soijak and they resent you because you are the gigachad. That's it. That's the internet discussion nowadays.

>>41398006
You care too much about the opinion of others

>>41398049
Yes, and?

>>41398049
Well, it's kinda ridiculous that people think like that unironically. Like, there is a lot more to life than being hot. Sure being hot is cool and all, but to take it such degree that being immortal is wrong if you ain't a Chad? I would not want somebody like that in the brotherhood.

>>41398006
He is now a walker of the night. You dare disparage such spiritual virility, the trifle mocking of a blood brethren? He will fly in the cool night air century after next, as you wither away. He will flock with merry maidens of the coven that lust for his immortality, a gentleman blood ravager with a hair-line of the full moon.

>>41398611
10/10 post

>>41398611
Just imagine someone builds up meeting some dark and terrible ancient with the wisdom of ages in such a way, then you finally meet, and it's this face.
>>41391867

>>41391867
I remember you. You’re the guy that has a harder time seeing the details and an easier time seeing the bigger picture.

>>41399095
He sees details

How is OP gonna feed on bitches with these limp ass fangs nigga

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>>41391867
If they made you a vampire, then I can be a vampire anon

And a better one than you too OP

>>41391867
Absolute fag omg kek

>>41391867
Fugly af
>>41395176
For real

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>>41391867
That face when OP is a bottom feeder familiar man slave, you will never be a true vampire.

>>41391867
Tell us how!

>>41403040
yeah op tell us how and who turned you

Of whom were you embraced by?
I have bad news if it was a Malkavian.

>>41391867
This Down syndrome Dracula motherfucker again

>>41391867
Werewolf here and Vampire's don't real. This is just some pathetic LARP and it's very sad.

>>41403598
lol you're both edgelord furries

>>41391867
Just go to New Orleans, go to Bourbon st or Royal(or fuck, ANYWHERE in the France Quarter) st at 3amish on a Saturday night and cut your wrist slightly with a razor and drop some blood on blotter paper, I fucking Promise you'll meet a Vampire...the issue with Vampires is 99% of them are fucking assholes, and would ask a high price for turn you..but there you go OP, good luck(don't get killed)

>>41403598
>Werewolf here
tripfaggot shut the fuck up

>>41403638
The one anon that actually gave them some advice, but how true is this? OP is going to have to find out. OP you need to do this, I will respect you so much if you do.

>>41394959
>>>41382695

>>41403789
That's not deleted.

grove turned this guy

>>41403829
Who said it was deleted?

>>41404068
so grove became a vampire?

>>41404217
no
and yes

>>41391867
I can confirm this is real..

>>41391867
vampires are allegory, people who take this literally are lost. im sorry retard.

now you have these fangs and you look like a total retard dude. holy shit.

i think most of you bottom feeders can not handle reality anymore. i like that. the turmoil, the chaos, youre hopelessness.

this is what feeds them. your fear, youre despair, youre thoughts about your own self being worthless.

youre good golems, just keep it up <3

>>41405142
>t. a golem

>>41405098
I am convinced

God hates fangs

>>41405404
based

>>41391867
fuck you, fanggot

>>41403598
A real werewolf would put shoe on snoot to prove it. Even the vampire posted fangs, you coward.

>>41403598
Post paw pics, bitch.

>>41391895
Since he became a vampire while being a fat greasy neckbeard, he's locked into that look for all eternity unfortunately
No amount of exercise, shaving, bathing or rogaine will change anything

>>41405615
Yeah OP is a genius alright
Turning him was a cruel joke

OP, just swish your cape at these normies in the thread trying to bring you down. As you stroll amongst the old streets and forgotten paths in the moonlight kissed night breeze, remember the fools that doubted you

>>41406322
>become immortal
>still think about mortal haters
>does this forever

>>41403638
>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_St._Germain
A new Orleans tour guy said this was a tall tale, was St Germain real or a story used to get people to visit?

Actually there is a certain vampire strand that, once bitten, turns the victim into a lard, at least from what the mirror suggests. Almost unrecognizable in the mirror, the bitee must feed quickly to achieve its most basic form, otherwise it’s doomed to a 600 lb life.

>>41400814
>bottom feeder familiar slave
perfect description of OPs physiognomy
if he's lucky he will find a vampire mistress that treats him like a worm
but he won't even be her favorite slave, the slave she loves

Good job OP, by making these threads you've unleashed endless vamp meme potential, we sorely needed this. Make another one after this one dies, so we can all expand the lore together. If you become a namefag, may I suggest VampusFaggus?

>>41404202
Someone, like earlier, I dunno, too lazy to search, it was said.

>>41403598
The werewolf thing better not be a fucking fursuit. I'm still waiting for proof fag.

>>41407134
I knew this guy, he worked at a restaurant in Florida with me a few months ago. He has really long dredlocks rn.

C-Can you become my sire?
*looks shy*

>>41407068
I doubt one could shed human pettiness like some exoskeleton right away. Hell, Lestat spent his initial time as a vamp seething at life's seeming unfairness to him, his father's discouragement at his love of learning, etc.

I don't necessarily want to become a vampire, but I might date a vampire.

>>41411019
>Namefag
Dropped

>>41411053

Antichrist is more like a title or position than a name.

>>41411301
Stfu namefag

>>41391867
vampire? moar liek fatpie-er...