OK LISTEN.I WENT INTO THE WOODS WITH A DEAD CHICKEN, A BLUETOOTH SPEAKER PLAYING EVANESCENCE, AND A COPY OF TWILIGHT FOR VIBES.DID THE USUAL. CANDLE. CIRCLE. SHIRT OFF.IT SHOWED UP.TALL. LANKY. EYES LIKE TWO BURNING COALS AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDED LIKE MY EX IF SHE SMOKED GRAVEL AND SPOKE BACKWARDS.AND IDK IF IT WAS THE WHISKEY OR THE MOONLIGHT BUTI WANTED TO CLIMB IT LIKE A TREE.DUDE.IT STARTED MIMICKING MY VOICE AND I SAID “STOP”BUT LIKE. SEXILY.IT SNARLED AND SAID “IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?” IN MY OWN VOICE AND I SWEAR TO GOD I HEARD A WEEKND TRACK IN THE DISTANCE.I THINK IT WANTED TO EAT ME BUT LIKEIN BOTH WAYS.I LEFT THE CIRCLE. BAD IDEA. NOW IT’S LIVING IN MY SHED AND I THINK WE’RE IN A SITUATIONSHIP.I TRIED TO PUT SALT DOWN BUT IT JUST WRITHED SEXILY AROUND IT AND HUFFED AT ME.I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY GIVEN IT A BONER. OR A BONE. IDK. I’M NOT A CRYPTID SCIENTIST.DO I NEED AN EXORCISM OR A CONDOM???
>>41392296Leave me out of the screencap
Go raw and devour to your heart content, who is to refuse a meal on a silver platter?
>>41392296I had an xbox friend who would always type his messages like this>.//HEY HOW IS EVERYONE TODAY?because he had a gf that beat him and would take his phone to message people pretending to be him, so he came up with a “secret code” so his friends would know it’s him. He hasn’t been with her for almost ten years but still does it. Are you okay op? Do you need rescue?
>>41392331Heh he >>41392393Holy shit this went from 1-100 quick Im going to bed and hope this fucking skin walker dont try and kill me and take my place in the night
>>41392393>he had a gf that beat himIf it kept happening, he probably liked it. As Michael Jackson said in "Man In The Mirror" quote "Make that change."Your friend probably was a cuck that masturbated to his girlfriend's disloyalty and got beat every night so he can say he has a "physical relationship".
your gonna get the sexand your head bitten off after the sexthere are worse ways to die t b h anonis your lanky skin walker gf / bf (do you even know) looks like webm related? or like, more of a skulldog or deerskull, or both?
>>41392444I had a skinwalker, it just went away after mimicking me one time to my family. I think he figured out I was cool.
>skinwalker wants to fuck and eat OP>OP doesn't even know its gender>OP still considering it
>>41392950KekI would totaly invite it to dinner XD "Whos your new friend son?"
based retard
the other one
>>41392296This didn't happen btw, the demon is actually a man and will now try to take your soul. You'll willingly go through it because of your horniness. The only way to beat it is by practicing NNN. Don't let the lust control you, I've experienced her too, she's not as she seems
>>41396810Night of the Wendigooner
would or would not?
>>41397400Fucking tapping that ass, Dont care im doing it for the lols
>>41397851BASED
>>41392296watch twilight with it
>>41397851even if its a male?
>>41398339Dont care im more BI than fucking jack harkness, and talking of it would pass the harkness test fine
>>41392296I appreciate the tutorial, I hope I will snag a cute skinwalker gf>>41395944>>41396779they recently made a third one
>>41398081NGL great idear, lets netflix and chill with a skin walker
>>41392296cute!
>>41392950My skinwalker had a female voice and asked what i was eating. (Offbrand poptarts) Didnt bug me after I noped back in the cabin.
>>41404256should of offered some of those canned beans
>>41401312ye just watch antlers with ur gf
>>41407897Would watching Bambi be a bit on the nose considering the story ?
If they help you hunt it should be fine if there just being neets just ask them to build there own shed or just give them the shed and play black jack with them
>>41392296Yiff in hell for eternity furryfag
>>41400493yeah think i saw that. will probably buy it when i get more money cus the shipping is insane to get to my country
>>41408660where you are? no thanks, I will stay up here in the mandate ov Heaven with my WILF (Wolf I'd Like to Fuck) skinwalker wife
serious question, would an actual female skinwalker in the traditional native american sense make for a good wife? or would she just trick and eat you? I image it would be some kind of unhealthy co-dependency, going off my limited understanding of them.
>>41408977Fuck yes ok this is getting an urban dictionary/Viz Roger Melly's Profanasuarus entry now WILF (Wolf I’d Like to Fuck)Myth. zool. slang. see also: cryptid cunnilingus, lycanthropy lust, howling for a howlern. A particularly rugged or sinewy specimen of shapeshifting skin-walker, whose lupine allure causes sudden and involuntary trouser upheaval in the terminally horny, the spiritually confused, or those who watched too much "Brother Bear" as a child. Frequently spotted during cursed hikes, vision quests gone awry, or 3 a.m. Tinder sessions in haunted canyons.n. A hairy biped with glinting eyes, a throaty growl, and thighs like haunches of prime venison, said to evoke feelings best described as "violently curious."usage:“I went out lookin’ for Bigfoot and came back with a WILF—now me soul’s marked and I’m limpin’ like I’ve been clubbed by folklore.” Note: Risk of lycanthropic STIs and cursed offspring who bay at the moon and refuse to do their homework. Not to be confused with WILF (Wendigo I’d Like to Fondle), which is a frostbitten kettle of entirely different fish.
>>41409379bro...
>>41409012i think 50% of the sex is the thrill of not knowing your gonna survive with a skinwalker
