You see this shitty star. As you read these words, you enter into a trance.Today, you decide to play a game to gain ultimate power over yourself, your destiny, and ultimately you will become the master of your own little universe. Follow my instructions as follows: The dark powers possess you to play a game. You're going to make a little bet with a sort of Demon if you will. List 1 thing that you do not allow yourself to do. List 5 things that you're scared to do. Now, once you've made your list, you must curse a six sided di. >Taint it with impure fluids and let it dry. >Keep that ritual a secret. The harsher the consequences of your bets, the better this works. You must bet that you will do whatever the di chooses, or else you lose your soul. If you complete the bet, you get power. >Repeat Once you have completed the challenge, you will notice new possibilities opening up in your future fate. >Careful, this sort of mischief will lead you into paradoxical realities, and very unexpected things may happen. >Don't dabble precariously.
>>41398328> you must curse a six sided di.>Taint it with impure fluids and let it drySo like you’re saying I need to blow a load on a di?
>>41398349You must corrupt the di in a way that is impactful to you. >Red paint could even suffice, if you know the purpose of the ritual.
>>41398328>Get gudYou’re not elite. You are outclassed on multiple levels. Seethe harder. Cope harder. There’s nothing you can do.
Don't do any of this follow Christ instead
Blackstar was a good album, and a perfect last one from Bowie. not my favorite of his, but good and fitting
>>41398328>Enter this trance and initiate a ritual on 4chan without thinking furtherI'm not saying you're bad or completely wrong but I think there's a better way to lead off. I would consider it very prudent for anons to be skeptical of doing rituals from 4chan. Again, I don't think you're bad yourself, but you gotta understand the "other" type of posters we get here. People are cautious for a reason.>After reading, I realize I probably would have done it. The imperatives were very off-putting.
>>41398328You gotta load them di up yourself
You are a tremendous Faggot.
for "thing i wont allow myself to do" i picked "taint dice" and now im stuck. wat do
>>41398328KWAB
>>41398328that was a good bowie album
>>41399188What does that mean in practice? I mean actual esoteric practice. Not the normie "have sex specifically to un-enjoy it" practice.
