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I had a NDE and went into a white light that was all-loving, nurturing, and I felt totally at peace. But I was also told that this life is "just a joke" and it's "all about comedy". For a solid week after my NDE, I actually could not understand how any human could take life seriously and not as one big long joke. I used to play online competitive games and would see people getting mad, and I couldn't actually process how they could get mad at a video game, a thing meant for fun. I'd type in the chat "You guys aren't really mad at a video game, are you?" I was in disbelief, I could not empathize with them. I thought they were liars "pretending to be mad" to be ironic or something and I giggled at them madly.

Laugh at everything, because this is one big long joke and you'll realize that it was a joke and you were supposed to be laughing when you die.
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Now you are starting to understand that you OP are the main protaganist (and ironically the antagonist) in this grand adventure of adventures!!
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>>41407612
So you're saying that I'm a clown? That I'm here to amuse you?
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>>41407612
Crazy how nothing funny was said, try harder i guess
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>>41407612
Us clowns have to stick together and that's real shit
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>>41407612
It's an immersive video game.
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>>41407612
nothing to laugh about in this niggerfaggot kike life
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Studies have shown that simply by forcing yourself to smile, you get more happy! Join the smiling jester gang.
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>>41407850
Truth
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The jester was already transmuted, you're so late
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>>41407850
>>41407877
OH BOOHOO. I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE NOT CURRENTLY HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN. BOOHOO!!!! LIFE IS SO HARD BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A PORNSTAR THAT I FAP TO ALL THE TIME :'( WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Problem of evil is solved by this view. Why does God give a child cancer? Because its funny! And also its a good thing to leave this joke world early so you can go to the afterlife which is the real world.
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>>41408179
Problem?
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>>41408179
It would be funny if I raped god in the ass and called jesus christ a homosexual demon possessed retard.
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If you think more than you feel it's a comedy
If you feel more than you think it's a tragedy
Either way its all theater
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>>41408347
Depends on if the punchline hits.
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>>41407612
I’m glad if you are blessed enough to wake up every morning with such a mindset. Not everyone is fortunate in their lives.
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>>41407612
Once you become with this world and not of it, you will be set free through Jesus
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>posts isis beheading video
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>>41407612
>everything is fake and gay and I'm the biggest faggot
yeah we know dude
tell us something new
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>>41408179
have to go further than 'it's funny'. that doesn't excuse evil.

To be morally secure in saying 'it is funny', every conscious being has to be a god who consents to coming down here.

Each god being fully powerful over our own separate realities.
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>>41407612
I see it like how you can have different emotional tones in a given media.

Yes, some can look at certain parts of this as 'funny'. But other parts are clearly horrific.

It is ultimately a game though. Definitely one of the more 'hardcore' ones.
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Big daddy HP has a great quote on this topic
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>>41407612
Thats why I stopped giving a fuck after shrooms

Why am I stressing over paying taxes to fat zionist pedophiles?
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>>41410103
Well the video is gruesome indeed but the victim is no longer in this gay world and is in paradise.
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>>41407612
yes a very funny joke, children getting their intestines caved out by an IDE blast should laugh it off when they die. Dying of ass cancer is funny, too. HAHA!
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>>41414773
Ngmi
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>>41414773
You DON'T want to die an in explosion? Seems like a badass way to die, looking down and seeing parts of your body totally missing and bleeding out and losing consciousness and going into shock.
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>>41415119
Ultimate clown death is to die in a nuclear explosion. I wish I could experience that.
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>>41407612
Oh. So no mouth in the void or a light-being telling you the world is a farm maintained by interdimensional parasites feeding on our negative emotions and suffering? Maybe the cosmic gacha RNG gave you the primo tier NDE.
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>>41407612
I absolutely believe you because this is what I felt since October 29. Nothing matters, everything is just a fucking game and everyone be playing the "WAR, CRIME, DECEPTION AND CONSPIRACY!" all the time...it just doesn't matter, it's time to go home, people.
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>>41410103
We in 2014?
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I once asked god for a black pussy girl that i could sleep with every night.
>mf gave me a female black cat
I could only laugh at this shit, remember thinking "this shi peak comedy rn".
>>41408347
Somebody would be laughing theyr ass at your face, out of the sheer absurdity this implies.
>>41413495
Unironically this.
>>41414773
And you get to farm moral rep in the confort of your house, ain't that funny tho?
>>41415857
Clownworld.

>>41407620
Kek.
Not OP but your comment is definitely amusing!
>mad npc go brrrrr

Tl;dr: OP met Clown Pepe



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