How can I get in contact with the ETs? Astral projection? Remote viewing? Something more practical?
>>41409281There's something called CE5 that I have some doubts about but you can try if you want.
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>>41409281>gross green silicon valley hoe with a bunch of coffee and melted ice cream and hard candy sticking to her This is like a dolled up version of those femcel wojaks in a shitty decrepit room.
>>41409292I don't trust Greer but I'm willing to give it a shot. Qrd?
>>41409310To me it looks like an escape pod. She's been floating around for a thousand years and that's just whatever was in her pockets at the time.
>>41409359She carries a full unwrapped and uneaten ice cream Popsicle in her pockets? It just floating around is gross by itself.
>>41409382It's like -40* in there.
>>41409281Aliens are demons. Chances are when you try to channel these beings, you're only gonna get the bad ones
>>41409337Me neither, bro. And with this stuff my intuition tells me people tend to find what they're looking for, the danger being of course that we don't know what's looking back at us. It also feels very new agey. But good luck and carry a snubnose.https://ce5victoria.com/about/If you haven't done any rudimentary RV practice, I'd say don't worry about it. Just shut your eyes and visualize. For many people that should be enough to get you into theta supposedly.
>>41409391That's not an excuse.
>>41409281Your picture makes me want to be abducted even more.
>>41409281Under clear skies preferably out in nature, meditate (with breathwork if you like) for around 15 to 30 minutes, until your mind has quieted. Center on a loving/whimsical mindset and begin focused intention/thought/visualization of sending invitations out into space to come and meet you. You can visualize a pillar of light rising from your body to act as a beacon, or what it would look like zooming to your position on Earth from outer space, or another visual that comes to you. Most important is the focused intention to meet in a positive mindstate.Being in a small group will likely increase contacts if everyone is with the same intention and mindstate, but it also works well alone.This is basically the entire CE5 protocol. You can do it in your own style, it's not some rigid ritual — but it works.
>>41409292>CE5I accidentally performed CE5 one time before I ever heard of it.>At night, standing behind my parked car>Looked at the sky asking for a sign that something was out there, hoping>Stare at sky for several minutes>Suddenly notice a luminous object that looked like any star>Watch it. It's slowly drifting>Looking up at a roughly 45 degree angle>Align it on the top of a roof, standing straight up with tall spine>Take a few steps forward>It disappears behind the roof>Wait a few seconds>It slowly floats upward so I can see it, coming perfectly in line with the new rooftop alignment a few seconds later>Noted>Take a few steps back so the roof is much lower>It slowly hovers down to below the new rooftop alignment>Repeat this like 30 times>Reliably responds to me every time>Ask it to land behind where I was>Ignored>Eh, going to sleep in my car>Forget about it until a few years laterThat's about it. Just close enough to know it was responding to me, but whatever it was didn't want to land. No crazy maneuvers. Couldn't make out any shape. Looked like every other star in the sky. Guess they just wanted me to know they were there and listening. Not ruling out that it could have been a weirdo filming me with a drone for some reason. Could've been human. Not convincing due to lack of anomalies. Certainly interesting at the time.
>>41409281I wonder if ETs are chill. Do they have memes and imageboards as well? What would be their reaction to the average 4chan dweller...
>>41412242Another>High school>Standing on porch waiting for bus>Look over at treeline>From right side of vision see slow hovering craft>Super fucking obvious>Maybe a few hundred feet away>Somewhere between 30-50 feet in diameter>Mfw not a good judge of distance>Hovers slowly, maybe 10 miles per hour across the treeline, pretty slow>Covers the entire distance from the right side of my vision to the left in terms of its distance covered>Descending ever so slightly at a shallow angle>Dead fucking silent. No noise at all>Gray scale coloring>Had a sort of blurry appearance as if it were drawn in pencil and lightly blurred/shaded around the edges>Headed toward an open field behind a nearby apartment complex, open landing zone if it wanted to land there>Hemispherical cockpit type area>Circular protrusions along the mid-line of the disc area>Almost like protruding windows, but not windows. Couldn't see inside>Likely sealed>Couldn't see inside of upper hemispherical area either>GrayscalePassed without incident. I didn't see rivets or seams, so it was probably ET according to what Greer says. Nothing else happened reallyPicrel. Looked almost EXACTLY like that, but a bit more bulbous and fat. It looked like a fucking cartoon. Like, when a 10 year old draws a cliche UFO, it looked exactly like that. I'm that moment I felt like I was getting pranked. I was literally thinking, "that thing looks like a fucking cartoon. Is this a joke?"
>>41409281why do you want to talk to them?
>>41412315Not OP, but I'd want to talk to them about wtf life is, learn about their cultures, philosophies and technologies etc.
>>41412342be careful to not get killed, ate or enslaved.
Contacting aliens won't change your life in any meaningful way. Stop looking for some kind of savior, get off your ass and fix your own damn life yourself.
>>41409281>nice pic broCan I have it ?
I swear I've come inches from seeing spaceships / alien contact with humans from unlocking something in my brain during psychedelic trips
>>41409310You sound like comic book guy
shrooms!i'm microdosing today, for depression benefits tho not aliens. maybe shoot dmt into your brain i dunno i hear about people contacting higher powers all the time on that
>>41412315Honestly, if it's within their ability to do so, I want to be given some kind of superpower. Anything they choose. I promise I would not use this to harm innocent people or cause a major disruption to our specie's development.
>>41414071DMT will 100% make you see or hear aliens and biblical beings, happened to me and it felt quite real for a trip. i was smoking it in a basement and i sat down on the floor when it hit, closed my eyes because it got too intense and got to see some sort of planet (i think it was saturn), i open my eyes and i see a black wide figure slumping over a counter while im surrounded by beatiful fractal stone masonry. my idea is that i projected my mind so far i accidentaly visited a space masonry market, but maybe i was just tripping really hard.
>>41409281(You) don't they choose who they abduct. Period. No method exists to induce alien contact that is Real. Plenty of methods to induce hallucination of alien contact. None to produce the real thing. Its like winning the universes shittiest lottery. Why would you even want it? It only will ruin your life when the MIB gangstalk you for the rest of your life after being one of the abductees.
>>41415368Hallucination is not abduction, junkie.
>>41414070I have been strongly compared to him before, yes.
>>41415762Take a heroic dose of dmt and report back kid
>>41416035Take 4mg of fentanyl and report back what Heaven looks like.