Grr, I'm tired of all these vampires (who definitely aren't real) getting all the attention! It's werewolf time, bitches!No anon, I won't post paw pics
An innocent thread died for this shitpost
>>41410199post werebussy
>>41410199
Vampire + werewolf romance. <3
>>41410773No! That's how Wendigos are made!
>>41410199Are you team jacob?
>>41410830Listen, the whole imprinting on a baby thing was really fucked and shitty weird writing. but before that point he was consistently the better option, he wasn't a 100 year old pedophile stalking Bella, and he had honor and cared for those around him. As apposed to Edward who was just a like weird obsessive vampire incel.
>>41410830Off course I am! Team Edward doesn't exist, like all vampires, so even if I wanted a vampire to pound my puffy puppy pooper that could only ever be a sweet little delusional fantasy- so I am firmly and rigidly stuck on Team Jacob.
I just want them to romance because vampires and werewolves are classic enemies and it's always fun when somebody finds love in unexpected places.
>>41410862you're adorable
>>41410918Adorable?! Don't patronize me like that, I'm a fierce and totally real werewolf. An apex predator who doesn't have to prove themselves to anyone, because werewolves are definitely real and vampires aren't.
>>41410981I'll pet you later
>No anon, I won't post paw picsBut I Vril.
>>41411646Pet me?! I am a noble beast of the wild, don't you dare lay a hand on me! I just want to be left alone, like a lone wolf. That's why I use this name and tripcode- because I don't want attention or validation or ear scritches, you degenerate fetishists!
>>41411763I know you got to be a normal guy besides this. Why are you doing this man you got one life why are you larping as an autistic furry on 4chan
>>41411792God forbid a man- shit, I mean a totally real werewolf- have hobbies.
Shitposting aside, maybe this could also be a half decent werewolf thread?Been looking for some good reading on historic werewolf lore, but the best I've been able to find is that one corner of werewolf facts on Maegan Stebbins' site. Any suggestions for good reads?
>>41411698made for barbed
>>41411930I've always found werewolves more compelling than vampires by and large. of course vamps are pretty cool although I feel that the idea of hunting them is preferable to me our government is already run by evil old men, its basically the same thing. werewolves are just cooler, being an independent beast taking out those who trespass against you.
>>41411763Who's a good boy?>>41411792being alive at the worst time in human history might have something to do with it
>>41411698faustian and thulean or something like that
Man, that guy trading a path for lycanthropy for some loosh hasn't got back to me yet, damn shame because I was real curious what the deal was gonna be.
>tfw the last vampire thread OP was so much of a faggot that now this faggy add werewolf OP took over and killed the vampire thread>tfw werewolves are no better than pajeets because they're filthy animal niggers>tfw you will never be a superior vampireTake a silver bullet up your ass OP; at least you're hilarious unlike the fanggot who got his thread archived already.
>>41415370What vampire thread? There's no such thing, so it makes sense that the thread doesn't exist.Unlike us furries- I mean werewolves, we're a constant threat on the internet. We shot Charlie Kirk after all. Revenge for his agenda shutting down furry artists on Paypal.
>>41414023"I have...visions. Designs. Pathos of Distance..."
>>41416047Loona <3 <3!!
Smexy loona having lots of lovey dovey SECKS with widdle catboy and having fox babies <3
>>41416084One of which will grow up into the mighty ALMA kitsune :Dhttps://youtu.be/cK3NMZAUKGw
Fox?
I'd tell you degenerates to yiff in hell, but I worry for the hellhounds
>>41415618Honestly you're better than that OP
>>41417017Anon, I'm here on 4chan with the rest of us- very few are better in this schizo cesspool.There's been a few good ones who try to help, like HealerAnon and Edna. And hell, I guess I'm trying to help in my own deconstructive shitposty way- not that it's much but goddamn if I ain't getting a kick out of the sheer number of layers involved with shittily larping as a shitty larper who shits up shitty larp threads with his own anti-larp shitlarp.Pic semirelated, maybe I'll melt this silver bar down into a buttplug because the cycle of shit must stop somewhere (take notes, India)
Have a happy full moon, dog men of /x/, may you finally catch that damned squirrel you've been after.
>>41414769That sucks, i was hoping for good news.
>>41419812
Transforming into a wolf would fix 90% of my problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i61jkjPtMuw
>>41411930bumping this, anyone has some good recommendations?
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40579980/
>>41410199Need werewolf bf, now.
>>41422071Ironic that you take the name of a guy all about letting go of the self, and use it to differentiate and identify yourself. Be gone, thirsty tripfag
>>41422071Just go after bear gay dudes, they're practically the same thing
>>41422316I am the ascended ego with a heart of gold. My way is not his ways.
>>41422316With a compassionate nature even the ego can ascend.
>>41422316It also helps to be intelligent and wise.
>>41422316Remember the power in truth, when truth is spoke today you may lose and tomorrow you shall win.
There is not enough anime here
Notice how OP did not say werewolves definitely aren't real? That means werewolves are real.
>>41424063
>>41424069This image is so bullshitted but also beautiful at the same time man
>>41424063I definitely didn't not say they aren't fictional, draw your own conclusions you brilliant bastard.
if werewolves aren't real then how did I get railed by one and woke up farting gallons of cum out my ass the next morning?
>>41410199I love you LoneWolf <3
>>41424723That was just your dad in a Spirit Halloween mask, but that doesn't exclude the possibility of real werewolves. Keep bottoming for hairy guys and I'm sure you will find your furrever friend eventually
>>41424526That is what I said you didn't say.
>>41424841
>>41416047>>41411698>>41416084made for the catbody
>>41425291I am a fan of middle effort shitposting, so good job
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>>41426263I ain't wondering shit bro, I'm already looking for a tree to pee on so the neighborhood knows who the big dawg is
>>41410357Van Helsing werewolves are the best depictions in cinema ever change my mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH6tnTQUJD4
