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Are these fucking things cursed?
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Yes
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No
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Maybe
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I don’t know
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Can you repeat the question?
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I just shit my pants
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>>41411420
>cursed
with autism, yeah
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it's asmodeus
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the sonichu medallion festers with wrath and misfortune for those who are unlucky enough to stumble upon it. Its two ears at the top of its head symbolize penises with blackened tips, darkened by the hatred that is ejaculates onto its victims. Its green eyes symbolyze jealousy for his victims, knowing their fame and wanting to become known. Its disgusting overall apearence is poorly hidden by its colorful exterior.
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So the young man sang out his suffering.
As he did the gangstas were scheming.
In his heart they found love for a blue hedgehog.
For once in a blue moon the Internet slowly opened its eyes in its eternal sleep.
The algorithms aligned.
The song about a rapper putting his paranoia about living a life in crime to words.
Forever merged into a Japanese video game mascot.
The Internet slowly closed its eyes again.
Slumbering in its amebic form and dreaming about its arcane, collective knowledge.
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>>41411420
yes, absolutely, stay far away
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>>41414666
Even Satan is saying to stay far away
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>>41411621
proof of curse
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>>41411420
All who wear the sonichu medallion will be cursed to forever search for a boyfriend free girl yet never find one.
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>>41411420
Absolutely. I'd never accept one knowingly.
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>>41411420
yes, burn it, throw it away, whatever you gotta do to get that thing away from you
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>>41411621
I don't remember that line from the song
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Lol pingas drama
Lol, grave-digger shitposting drama :p
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>>41411420
I wanna get one and then make the device to make fission from a mircrowave. What could go wrong?
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Yes, it is a sigil for Gremory.
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The retard tried to capture it's essence, but he keeps calling it a male name.
It is a female demon.
Therefore the demon is cursing the magician for the insult.
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>>41416256
>attempts nuclear fission on a Sonichu medallion
>decades worth of concentrated woes/schizo-autism of Chris Chan breaks free
>summons the first four legions of Hell in your backyard
Give Azazel my bestest regards.
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Yes. Everyone involved in chris-chan’s documentation, has been subconsciously charging this sonichu for years with raw negative emotions. This creates a portal.
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Yes
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>>41416349
>on a Sonichu medallion
Oh, no, I have to do it on a few materials, depleted uranium being one of them. I'll just wear it.
>decades worth of concentrated woes/schizo-autism
Im hundreds upon hundreds of years old and the diametrically the opposite of him, he is the untermensch, I am the ubermensch. He is low functioning autism, I am high functioning aspergers. He became a trans-gendered, I became trans-species.

We both spent years working on "Dimensional Merging".
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certain demons,
her words reality's writing
wasn't our work :)
a fatal_err0r a shallow-grave
tulpas bad!
fuck-off bitter Kike
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I'm not even able to watch other people mention the guy on youtube without feeling like I'm having a stroke, there's definitely something cursed about it.
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tulpa with an anime pfp?,
bad! you're not a psychiatrist you're a psychotic retarded newfag with a gun
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>>41417053
>a psychotic retarded newfag with a gun
Yes...and?
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https://youtu.be/ljat9RaLpfo

>>41416507
>high functioning aspergers
An example of low functioning asperger's.
>trans-species
And...this...him being lost in the media-sauce and brainwashed to be subordinate to Satanic influences (lesser evolved aspects of nature) and lose his soul (a kind of pseudo-Psychopathy(?)).

All of society is a organic, biological, psy-op, made against its own people (if the US, other countries sometimes not but thats generally a bad thing). It overloads with information to pickpocket and emotional-op'd(?) make you enjoy it. Chris Chan rode the tiger...that more than 80% of people here.

Also.......isnt he going to be a dad soon? Finnish loli bait thing?
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>>41417631
I heard about that too but I don't think anything has come of it
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>>41416023
You're not his boss.
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>>41411420
If you're looking to experience the magic for yourself you can buy one from Chrischan

https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart



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