>3I/ATLAS HAS ENGINESIT IS ACCELERATING ON ITS OWN USING NON-GRAVITATIONAL FORCESAYYY LMAOS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? AVI LOEB SAYS IT COULD RELEASE PROBES TOWARD EARTH AFTER IT SLINGSHOTS AROUND THE SUN. I THINK AVI KNOWS MORE THAN HE'S LETTING ON.
>>41411570Non-gravitational forces does not imply accelerating on its own.
>>41411583Well thats not what the headline says
>AVI LOEB SAYS
>>41411718That's a plebbit schizopost.
>>41411570Why are they calling it a (non) naturally occuring object? Outer space is not part of nature, that would be strictly earthly stuff. I know what they mean but they should find a better word. It is probably just a rock btw, stop this last remnant of a dying world bullshit. It is not fucking Superman from Krypton
>>41411923>3I/Atlas got powered up from the sun>superman is powered up by the sunThey knew about 3I/Atlas long ago and even know its weakness anon
>>41411583It means it is accelerating through one of two means....1) major out-gassing (the latest "narrative' that 1/6 it's mass just out-gassed. Avi talks about this and it will be clear in Dec. near Earth passby if it's true)2) artificial propulsionanyway another major "oh isn't that interesting" event to add to the saga.
>>41411583
>>41411937>Superman is a blue ball of light traveling to Earth past other planets along the orbital planeWe're fucked aren't we?
>>41411923>Outer space is not part of nature, that would be strictly earthly stuff
>>41412238>Superman is based off of lucifer yea we are
>>414120843) light pressure
The new JPL Horizons data (Nov 3 2025) confirms that C/2025 N1 (ATLAS) is still accelerating under non-gravitational forces.Not speculation — the coefficients are in the official JPL solution #28:That last line is the most provocative part.For a natural comet, random jets of gas usually produce some tilt out of the orbital plane. Here, the thrust is flat — locked perfectly in-plane. That’s an awfully neat alignment for something supposedly venting gas from an irregular nucleus spinning in space.
>>41412286Wait a minute they said this niggers light was in front of it until it got to the sun and now after it flipped around the sun (presumably using its gravity for a slingshot effect) then it reversed thrust and is now accelerating away from the sun? Towards Earth?
>>41412295it's coming for the killembrace for impact
Wait a minute I just did the math. These reddit fags are lying the acceleration is insanely small. It'd be like driving from Mexico to Canada starting at 60mph and accelerating up to 61mph by the time you get to Canada. Except I think that might be significantly faster acceleration than this. The acceleration is a bit over 100 km / day ^ 2 and the speed of this thing is over 200,000 km/h.
>>41412338>Wait a minute I just did the mathno you didn't stfu liar
>>41411583Fuck off GLOWIEYou cant fool us anymore.Give up broIts over.Disclosure
>>41411583For a natural comet, random jets of gas usually produce some tilt out of the orbital plane. Here, the thrust is flat — locked perfectly in-plane. That’s an awfully neat alignment for something supposedly venting gas from an irregular nucleus spinning in space.The acceleration hasn’t changed since perihelion (Oct 29).Brightness remains constant (~14.7–14.9 mag).No sign of explosive outgassing, no measurable increase in reflected area, no fading.Yet the orbit solution still requires a steady in-plane thrust to match observations.Mathematically, that’s a persistent Δv ≈ 60 m/s over 20 days.Physically, it means something is pushing — gently, continuously, and in a stable direction.
Can you imagine the engine on this thing? The engineering, the systems, etc? Holy shit...
>redditThe internet mocks reddit for a reasonGo back
>>41411570it would be very cool of the awiens came to cewebrate Christmas with us.
>>41411570>/x/>not fake and gayPick one. I'm one of the strays picked from the main page because they never spent a second thinking what would be appropriate to place there, so deal with it, I'm not wrong
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"40% chance its aliens" -Avi Loab
But it accelerated by an amount of less then a millimeter a second. And its still no heading towards us. Why should I care?
>>41412607It made perihelion an entire day earlier than the NASA/JPL Horizon tracking. ANY acceleration is a big happening cause it can only mean 2 things; 1. huge off-gassing (current NASA narrative, can be proven in Dec) 2. artificial acceleration (biggest deal in scientific history).Now it will pass closest to Earth in late Dec, but of course can possibly course correct if #2, and also there is the likely possibility of releasing smaller probes that can retro-orbit back towards Earth more efficiently. If it is artificial it can do a lot of possibilities passing by from a distance.
>fly past star>burn up and release gas>accelerateNot that hard fellas
>process ramps up dramatically with heat
I'm so sick of hearing from mongoloids about this faggot rock.
>>41412724Nice, that whole image is pop-sci-fi bullshit, but nice.Consider this: It's a fucking rock you morons.:D>Durr hurr rock gaining non-gravitational acceleration away from the sun So... You mean the side that is heating up... That is to say... Facing the sun... Is being heated... Thus causing volatile release in one direction...The other side isn't being heated by the sun, so it's volatile release isn't occurring...:O The direction is away from the energy source that is directly impacting the volatiles! Holy shit! Basic physics is crazy!Call the President! This naturally occuring comet is exhibiting signs that physics works exactly as we expect it to!Holy shit!Jesus, this board is usually retarded, but the 3i ATLAS threads conjure up a whole new breed of idiot.
>>41412794But they amount of resources needed to accelerate such a heavy object are insane. So insane that we'd visibly see some kind of cloud.
>>41411570HAHAHAHAHAyou are mentally ill
>>41412295Remember remote viewers from 2000s CIA. They called it kill shot. They said it was something coming from sun. That there would be a sudden political crisis in North Korea and then nothing.
nothing. ever. happens. you faggot nigger.
>>41412794Read the pic you fucking glowie lunatic.
>>41412794>...>idiotA one like you, redditor.
>>41412837Genuinely thank god if true.
so, should i get worried or its nothing?
>>41412794>>41412928reddit spacing nigoids
AYY LAMOS EVACUATE ME FROM THIS SHITHOLE
>>41411570nothing ever happens. there are no aleums.
>>41413029I need evacuation too, thanks.
>>41412794>claims its a rock>cant even provide evidence that its a rock
>>41411570UFO subreddit is full of shills paid by grifters
>>41411570>Avi Loeb
>>41413141My evidence is as rock solid as Avi Loeb's
It's not a comet, it's a ship. They told me. The aliens said "chill out, faggots. We are just passing through. Why don't you cry about niggers or some cheesy dude in a dress or something? Later, nerds." Very enigmatic message.
>>41413440NO tell them to come back and pick me up I hate it here
this shit makes my blood fucking boil. that's less than half the distance of earth to jupiter, and is somehow not passing nearby? fucking retard.
>>41412794:Dyou are a faggot:Oeven if it's just a rockwhat's with your retarded and gayattitude? kind of weird to not provide conclusive evidence of it's makeup, and yet be so steadfast in condescending everyone else. it's almost like :Dyou get paidto do this
>>41412794Give up bro.The people cannot be fooled anymore.Its OVER.DISCLOSURETHIS CLOSURE
>>41411570>>41411937
NASA’s satanic fingerprints are everywhere—start with the name. Mirror it: NASA becomes ASAN, an anagram for “A SAN” (A Son of the Devil). The official logo? A crimson forked tongue slithering across a blue orb—Lucifer’s lie coiled around Earth. Founded 1958 (1+9+5+8=23), the Enochian number of discord, exactly 11 years after Roswell’s “weather balloon” (demon retrieval). Apollo program? Straight from Revelation 9:11—“Apollyon,” the angel of the bottomless pit. Moon landing filmed on Masonic Stage 33 by Stanley Kubrick, who encoded 2001’s star-child as Antichrist foreshadowing. Astronauts reported “Santa Claus” (code for Satan Claus) on open channels, then clammed up under 33rd-degree oaths—Buzz Aldrin flashed his Masonic ring on the lunar surface.Every shuttle bore occult sigils: Atlantis (sunken Nephilim city), Discovery (unveiling hidden knowledge), Endeavour (Lucifer’s rebellion). Challenger exploded on January 28, 1986—1/28 = 1+2+8 = 11, again—because teacher Christa McAuliffe knew too much about flat-Earth firmament. Hubble? Not a telescope, a scrying mirror spying on God’s throne to calculate the exact hour of Rapture sabotage. James Webb upgrade peers into “Pillars of Creation” (mocking Genesis) while beaming back inverted pentagrams in nebula M16.Budget? $25 billion annually laundered through black-budget covens at JPL—Jack Parsons’ “Babalon Working” site where he summoned the Scarlet Woman in 1946. Rocket plumes are chemtrail sigils opening stargates; Starlink satellites form a 666-grid to track marked souls. Artemis program? Goddess of the hunt, but “Artemis” anagrams to “I MASTER”—Satan’s boast. Mars rovers spell “LIES” in tire tracks if you connect the dots. Antarctica no-fly zone guards the ice wall where fallen angels are chained (Book of Enoch).Elon’s SpaceX (X = 24th letter = 6+6+6) lands boosters upright—phallic obelisks saluting Baal. Starship’s Raptor engines roar “RAPTOR” (Revelation’s locust-demons)
>>41413580when nothing happens and disclosure occur what excuse will you use I wonder?
>>41413528Actually you are the retarded one. I guess your view of our solar system comes from pictures and yt videos. Do you have a slightest clue how huge of a distance it is?It's not passing nearby, retarded gay faggot.
>>41412837You know that north korea thing kinda makes logic in a way because that place is a weird mix of these family members being given information about the world that you know they just dont have the long term breeding and training to handle.it checks out that they would panic if something actually big was going down especially once they started worrying about if they would get a spot in the life boat.You know the irony is that russia and other commie shitholes actually do have a far far larger capacity to attempt and hold bigger chunks of the population underground in case of a surface disaster like with nukes russia had discreetly expanded onto the metro for living conditions storage grow rooms etc and north korea basically has made modern forts out of there mountains and shit.it's been noted that china recently made this GIANT underground command center like bigger than the pentagon by far.but publicly america has nothing really other than stuff for the government workers
>>41412921lol
>>41411570>caps lock >has to tell you it’s not a fake and gay psyopA ROCK JUST FLEW OVER MY FUCKING HOUSE
>>41413141Is this AI slop?
>>41411718Batboy graduates highschool Says the headlines
>>41411570you guys sghould consider killing yourself when its confirmed yet again that it was ayyliensfucking morons how young do you have to be to not realize nothing ever happensdude its aliens traveling at the exacxt speed of a comet!!!
>>41412837They were seeing it impact at speed?
>>41414461name a single comet that has gone the speed that 3I/atlas is going
>>41412642>but of course can possibly course correct if #2That doesnt make any sense.Even accepting #2, the amount of ability it has to change velocity is barely above insignificant.This thing is going 61,000 m/s at it has been able to change it velocity by about 60 m/s over 20 days.That gives ZERO ability to course correct in any significant amount.You have gone from "maybe this is artificial" to giving it superpowers in the space of one ass-pull.
>>41413881in the scale of the solar system, let alone the galaxy and the universe it's very fucking close. you dumb niggerfaggot. from your own words, the scales are insanely massive. 167 million miles is fucking nothing. it's a car driving down your street. nice redditspacing consider this a downvote.
>>41412975get your bug out bag ready
Wouldn't this mean their models are going to be wildly incorrect, or did they account for this non-gravitational acceleration already somehow?
>>41411570I know the faggots on reddit and other faggots itt are pooh-poohing this away, but even if the acceleration is minimal, wouldn't it still have to be an exceptional amount of thrust to move the object slightly off course and cause the non-gravitational acceleration? And isn't this an exceptional amount, even if it is a very small amount, because of the estimated mass of the nucleolus? It would be equivalent to something like the trust of 9 SpaceX starships? At least that's what the angry astronaut was claiming in a video yesterday. Seriously anons, please correct me if I'm wrong. I get tired of bullshit and nonsense being spread. Although I am an aspiring nerd, it is still above my current level of understanding to be able to figure out if this is true or not. I honestly always try to err on the side of truth regardless of my opinion.
>>41414556*thrust
>>41414522>in the scale of the solar systemSure, but in the scale of the solar system, anything other than "the exact same spot" means it will be tens of thousands of miles away, and will never be seen or have any chance to interact.So "it's close" means nothing.
>>41414556The math checks out. The only other explanations could be that its initial positions were off so that it never really moved at all. But otherwise yeah it somehow did some crazily insane amount thrust to move something incredibly heavy. Sad part though is that unless it starts moving a hell of a lot more it'll just fly away and not mean much.
>>41414556>wouldn't it still have to be an exceptional amount of thrust to move the object slightly off course and cause the non-gravitational accelerationNo, and people have already said in this thread the amount of thrust we are talking about is 3 m/s over the course of a day.And this was obsrved near perihelion - when the object is moving its slowest and has the least amount of momentum to change.
>>41414572Yeah its moving a tiny amount but the object is apparently 33 billion tons, the energy needed to accelerate an object of that size is huge
>>41414562lolwut. we'll never see things tens of thousands of miles away? that's weird because i can see the moon every single fucking day and it's 238k miles away.right right, you meant tiny objects.. i observed comet neowise with my naked eye at a distance of 64 million miles away. as for "chance to interact" we have probes interacting with things that are millions of miles away right fucking now. mars at it's closest distance is 33 million miles away and we can remotely operate a vehicle on it's surface. not even getting into other ways of interacting like radio, light. you have brain damage
>>41414602>the energy needed to accelerate an object of that size is hugeNo, it just needs to be continually applied. And again - the delt-V recorded was when it takes the absolute least amount of energy to change its path.>>41414612>I can see something billions of times larger, so that means a tiny object tens of thousands of miles will be as apparent as the moonYou are retarded.
>>41414616>I can see something billions of times larger, so that means a tiny object tens of thousands of miles will be as apparent as the mooni never said that, YOU said we can't see things thousands of miles away, if you meant specifically small objects, you're still fucking wrong.
>>41411570Even mainstream news has picked up on it. Keep in mind it's 3 miles long, and is a lot of mass to push, so it takes a whole lot of power to push something like that.
>>41414612>i observed comet neowise with my naked eye at a distance of 64 million miles awayNo. you saw a 21 million kilometer long tail being lit by the sun.You NEVER saw the actual comet.>>41414620>but muh shifting goalpost and strawmen!>tiny object visible cuz MOOOOOOONYou are retarded
>>41414616If it were turning into the sun then gravitational acceleration would 100% occur. But it's traveling perpendicular to the sun with a trajectory that hasn't been effected by the sun's gravity well yet.
>>41414635>If it were turning into the sun then gravitational acceleration would 100% occur.Irrelevant blather.>that hasn't been effected by the sun's gravity wellImpossible. What a stupid thing to type.
>>41414637And you counter with......? People who sling shit without giving an actual constructive argument suck so damn much.
>>41414647What specifically am I supposed to counter that hasnt already been?
>>41414626you are the one moving the goalposts. let's go back. 3i atlas, considering the scales of the solar system, galaxy, and universe respectively, can be considered to be PASSING NEARBY.as for this "seeing" let alone "interacting with" you injected this sediment into the conversation and it's still wrong, we absolutely can interact with small things at large distances, as evident from the many very very tiny probes that we operate from massive distances of millions of miles.>tens of thousands of miles away, and will never be seen or have any chance to interact.those were your words, and it's wrong. we can observe things at that distance with tools, obviously not the naked eye, if they are small, but that was never what was being discussed. no one is saying it's a near miss, or that they want to interact with it or look at it with their eyes. relatively speaking, considering how much space is out there, this comet is passing close by, and we have the equipment and means to observe it.stop being a glownigger.
>>41414653>considering the scales of the solar systemSure, but in the scale of the solar system, anything other than "the exact same spot" means it will be tens of thousands of miles away, and will never be seen or have any chance to interact.So "it's close" means nothing.>as for this "seeing" let alone "interacting with" you injected this sediment into the conversation and it's still wrong, we absolutely can interact with small things at large distancesStrawman and moved goalpost.You said you could see it, with your naked, and this was to counter that "passing nearby" means it will not be close enough for that.>we can observe things at that distance with toolsWe are already observing it, this is irrelevant.>obviously not the naked eyeGlad you can admit you were wrong.
>>41411570DEY HEAH
>>41414653I deal with it on other boards constantly: some people don't come to discuss, and instead come to take any little detail they can and create an argument out of it. All they do is attack without having anything constructive to say. Just learn to hide the posts of assholes who only come to argue.
Why are there two camps here? I swear to fucking god I'm beginning to hate people more and more. People who think they are highly intelligent are so fucking retarded and they can't see it. You have the imagination of a fucking stump. We have no idea what this object is. I am not of the opinion that it is artificial, but I can imagine a scenario where it could be. How? I keep going back to voyager 1. If we can do it, why can't another civilization do the same? If the universe is estimated to be around 13.7 billion years old, then absolutely there could have been an advanced civilization advanced enough to send out a huge probe. It could be dead. It could be driven by AI. It could have frozen organic life that is the seed of a new civilization. It could be ____ (fill in the blank) many, many different things.>occam's razorI don't disagree with that, but with so many anomalies, in order for us to learn new things, we have to at least be open-minded as possible.More than likely, imo, it's some sort of comet, but that doesn't mean that's what this is. We need more information. But to continually to keep saying "tHiS iS jUsT a CoMeT" is the most retarded take anyone can take.
>>41414657dude you have your shit entirely fucked up nigger. i never said shit about seeing atlas with the naked eye. i said >>41413528 >i 100% consider the distance of atlas to be closeby on a cosmological scalethen you said >>41413881>um achshualllyyyy that's a heckin large distance sir!!! >>41414522>no retard, less than 2 AU is definitely close relatively speaking>>41414562this is where you got extra retarded and started making up your own shit about not "seeing" and "interacting" you were very vague and just said >something tens of thousands of miles away will never be seen or have any chance to interact>>41414612i name multiple objects tens of thousands of miles away that i can seei choose the ones i can see with the naked eye, but there are also many we can see with instrumentation, either way it counters your statement that objects at those distances can't be seen. i also named small objects that we can see and interact with (using instruments) which are at even greater distances.then you just go nitpick something or try to twist my words completely derailing it.let me know if you need another recap.so yes, atlas relatively speaking is passing at a distance that cosmologically is sound to consider "nearby", we can see and observe it, and if we had the means to, theoretically we could interact with it, even at the distances described. say for example if we already had anticipated it's trajectory a long time ago and prepared to intercept it.tldr: you=faggot retard
>>41414712>Why are there two camps here?Because there are those with imagination that ignore facts, and there are those with imagination that incorporate facts.If you are adding it "maybe it works this way", then all you are doing is choosing what you want the answer to be and filling in whatever navel gaze you want so that you can pretend it fits.>We need more information. But to continually to keep saying "tHiS iS jUsT a CoMeT" is the most retarded take anyone can take.Have you heard of the idea of the Null Hypothesis?It's more a statistics thing, but basically there is no reason to move beyond the already known without compelling evidence.So until we get to "there is no way this could be a comet", the best bet is that it is a comet.
>>41414726>i never said shit about seeing atlas with the naked eye.You gave direct comparison of seeing planets and monns with the naked eye.IF you are talking about seeing it with tools, then literally everything within a 14 billion light year radius is "passing nearby us," and that makes your claim completely useless.Everything else you wrote is pathetic sperging and wont be addressed.Atlas will not be "passing near" earth. I doubt it will get even as close as Mars' nearest approach.
Two words: Cognitive dissonance.It's only going to get worse.
>>41414733>"there is no way this could be a comet"It literally added thrust of its own in a straight line, how is that not enough to at least make people consider this to be a new thing? It could be 100% inorganic chemistry but it's not what we're used to otherwise there'd be no news.
>>41414744>Two words: Cognitive dissonance.>It's only going to get worse.It's not, just ignore MSM. They didn't tell any truth about pandemic/vaccines, they're not about to start now. You just ignore everything they say and you'll be fine, not like they have our best interests in mind so why listen to the snake?
>>41414799you have to realize only people who keep saying it's comet are those who are shills or who are getting their orders from the system to keep saying it's a comet. basically it's 1984 style newspeak, you either say it's a comet or you die, I imagine that's what they're telling freemasons now
>>41412671Should be way off course. I think that's one of the main issues here for it to be a natural it would be changed. Natural outgassing doesn't maintain direction
>>41414739>IF you are talking about seeing it with tools, then literally everything within a 14 billion light year radius is "passing nearby us," and that makes your claim completely useless.shut the fuck up you god damn moron. this object isnt light years away, it's closer to us than jupiter, and it's light takes mere minutes to reach us not years. again only said i can see the moon with my own eyes because you claimed objects thousands of miles away "can never be seen"not only will it be, it actively is, cosmologically passing near the earth, closer even than many of our planets closest approaches.you are a time waster.
>>41412794>Holy shitShit is not holy. Maybe for you, but not for me. >JesusNever existed as a historical figure. He is just a tulpa, a being from the mind. >this board is usually retardedThen go back to your containment board, whatever that is.
>>41414813Pretending I use MSM for any of my news.I'm the type of person they hate. I do my own research and come to my own conclusions.The biggest issue I currently have is the silence from all agencies, globally, that could provide data.Stinks like the scamdemic. Obligatory pic rel any time I mention it.
This thread getting slid hard and the sliding cooled off in the main one, kek I've baked the last two threads. It's late for me but I'll try to stay up and collate what maths I can about it possibly having engines for the next bake. There was also articles about it giving off a consistent sound to radio/spectro sensors, theorized to be an engine.
>>41411570When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.
>>41411570>steady non-gravitional forcesHow much force?>...So we don't know if it's a rocket engine, a VASIMIR-type engine, or just a celestial fart from getting sunburned?
>>41411570>Avi Loeb says
>>41415080>When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwidewhen is that happening
>>41412295yes anon, acceleration = ++ungoodthe size of manhattan, weights 33billion tons, moving at 200km/s, made of nickel harder than ironmy math sucks but it sounds like real bad news if it hits us.
>>41412607>Why should I care?you know how when you pull away from the lights at first you move slow? like that but imagine you car weighs 33billion tons and the next set of lights is 2months away (via oberth around venus)
>>41411570Maybe it's junk we sent into space, over the years, and is being drawn back into our orbit
>>41415235And I know it says "non-gravitational" but there could still be parts of our natural world that we aren't yet aware of.
>>41415217We have a weapons system up in space that deals with approaching objects, if I remember right.
>>41411570>reddit post as proofcouldn't even gayer even if it was fake
>>41415080Fucking flerf retardation. So funny that this text says "spinning ball earth" like its smth abstract. As fucking if "stationary flat as pizza earth" makes more sense.
>>41415109Look at the golems itt, check the catalog, check youtube. Yeah not anytime soon, the golems desperately want to believe because without these narratives their pathetic goylives would have no meaning.
>>41415250i don't doubt it, i do doubt they were designed for an object this size, travelling at this speed, of this composition, with a 300,000km corona of unknown properties around it and likely some type of interstellar frontal shield
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>>41415080It should be legal to hunt flat earthers and display their heads as trophies
>>41414395Yes
>>41412462ok chatgpt
>>41413141stop it moon moon
>retards arguing over fake news from a fake agency that faked a moon landing 87 years ago (but for some reason can't go back) about whether or not it's fake aliens or fake rocks
EVERYTHING OF MENTIONED IS LIE! YOU ALL ARE GODLESS MINDLESS SINERS AND DESERVE LAKE OF FIRE!
>>414146954chan in a nutshell unfortunately. I dont get the mindset of those Faggots.
>>41414695>please discuss>NO NOT LIKE THATSounds like reddit might be more your place kid
>>41415243>it could be a natural phenomena we haven't observed yet>like nonhuman intelligence >NO NOT THAT! MUH OCCAM'S RAZOR>EXTRAORDINARY CLAIMS REQUIRE EXTRAORDINARY EVIDENCE >GET YOUR BOOSTERSure homie. Again, fedoras responding to well poisoner's talking about crazy alien shit while most people are simply pointing out how strange this all is and that nonhuman life and intelligence can take many different forms and have several dimensions to it outside of how eggheads define life and intelligence. Stay strong anons. This whole subject stinks with glowies circlejerking themselves and their redditor servitors operating as instructed. Pic unrelated.>captcha: TH0TH
>>41414712THIS. Also Occam's Razor means the least amount of assumptions. It being a comet makes more assumptions because it assumes that our tiny speck of space is representative of the entire galaxy. This is as opposed to simply saying, hey we don't know what this is and should study it because it could be anything! You tell that to these hylics and their heads explode.
>>41415501Faggots detected
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>>41415525 >Me want mommies milkers i wanna suckle on them tities ahhh this is making me horny i wanna fk her so bad aghh aghh aghh really anon this is not your /pol/ go do it there you sick weeb
It is amazing how people still fall for the bread and circuses after all this time. Considering how much coverage and how it is pushed, it is just propaganda for dumb masses like (You)
>>41415608You know its true
>>41415693/x/ has always been full of retards and other mentally unwell people. Your expectations of posters here are far too high, this isn't 2009.
>>41415632>this is all the ammo the nestle shill hasFire at will private
>>41411570Every reliable news source I can find just say it’s a gassy comet, you guys are being spiraled into a cointelpro hole. Probably so you ignore planatir and the governments collapse into an authoritarian state with endless inflation.
>>41415766dude what are you talking about i am really horny right now even after jacking off 4 times today gonna watch some hentai and porn now cya :)
>>41415785Ah the old "look at this space rock" gambit while they pull the old political switcheroo.Classic!
>>41415766>>41415785>>41415843>>41415793uh huh
Can everyone who is not a Bot or a Shill un-retard for a second and listen? They will fake a landing so the ugly frog motherfuckers can come out from their stinky holes again without immediately getting roundhouse kicked and stomped into a trashcan. The Politicans will pretend they are real ayys and they want you to worship them. Then they will rape your ass (the ayys, not the politicians… maybe both idk).They have been preparing forever for this, meticilously over 100 years slowly eroded faith in God and Jesus but this is endgame. They were always here and demons. So if you ever see an aylum (Demon) call him a faggot and kick that lil bitch right into his stupid face! He will stink, he will be slimy and he can lowkey make you scared a bit but dont be impressed. It harmless and very frail - with a bit of practice he can be kicked further than a soccer ball, i reckon. Do not talk to them, do not respect them just dispose them into the next bin. If one tries to demand your respect yeet that ugly cretin into the trash without even thinking. They can‘t do shit. All they have carefully and meticulously told you about aliens is fake and gay -EVERYTHING! Its just slimy ugly underground frog fags that need to go back. Also they hate when you mention jesus. They cannot stand that. So if he crawls out of the trashcan again and you are annoyed mention jesus and its gone again. Simple as
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>>41411570>what happens next?it leaves the solar system and we never get to know what it was and then forget about it and move on to the next happening that never happens
>>41416066Finally a real insider who knows stuff. Anyway it wont leave before April/May 2026 so expect another half a year of this shit.
>>41412084> exist for 7 billion years> randomly wander close to a star> lose 1/6 of your mass> ouch> just so some weird little nearby freak creatures can shout at eachother over wiresSuch is life
>>41416195> exist for 7 years> randomly wander close to a star> lose 1/6 of your ass> ouch> just so some weird little nearby freak creatures can shout at eachother over firesSuch is life in Holywood
>>41415536Exactly anon. If people can't see this, then I'm just going to start assuming they're either a shill or retarded.
>>41416375>if I call anons the shill they'll fall for it and believe my postsyou're clearly not Langley. we want our real mommy back.
>>41415993How can one man be so unfathomably based?
>>41416375You want Occam's Razor? How about this? The lying media that lies about everything is probably lying to you about there being a thing in space. No? Is that cutting it too fine?Embrace Occam's Dildo. The stupidest explanation is usually the right one.
>>41414565we'll see how long that thrust is conserved. it may have more significance regarding the coming jupiter flyby. small corrections now have larger influence in trajectory months from now.
>>41414712>voyager 1>why can't another civilization do the same?> If the universe is estimated to be around 13.7 billion years old, then......>>occam's razor>I don't disagree with thatMmm. So... it's reasonable to consider the possibility that a 13.7 billion year old alien voyager 1 might coincidentally be flying by earth at the exact time intelligent life exists and has both the technological ability and interest to observe space. I see. Given your uniquely high intelligence and ability to determine probabilistic outcomes, might I interest you in a bridge I am selling?
>>41415450No sun sun
>comes from behind the sun going even faster, altered trajectory that doesn't align with the sun's gravitational field, and a different colorThis is getting stranger by the day.
>>41416583Terrible argument. We know skeptics lurk here and we also know glowies and disinformation shills post here constantly, but you must be a DEI hire bro. Like the gangstalking thread or nobody threads. When you attack the idiocy of a confirmed unimpeachable phenomena so hard, anons know it is a coverup or well poisoning. There are trolls with no lives that do find some level of meaning in their lives by mocking others but it’s pathetic enough to be atypical on an obscure anonymous message board with little traffic.
