>wish the firsti wish to know why reality existswhat are you wishing for first, anon?
>>41411976whats happens after deathwhats the cause of consciousnesswhats the ultimate nature of existence
I wish for good health until my old ageI wish for a new, easier job with a less intense scheduleI wish to find happiness in creating art some day
24 case of modelo specialthe power to rape a genienew byzantine empire
>>41411986>whats happens after deathgoods question
>>41412008actually fuck genies I don't want to be involved in their dark magic
>>41411976>a genie wife>wish genie's freedom>give last wish to wish genie
>>41412023>genie wishes to feast upon the blood and souls of humanity for all eternity because, it is, an evil geniegood job dickhead
>>41412023>genie wishes to become God and sends the world into an eternal dark age as revenge for his centuries of service
kill everything
>>41412040murder is one of the things they cant do I thinkor bring people back from the dead? or make people fall in love with the dead so they can't fuck them also I think is maybe one of the rules I'm pretty sure...
>>41411976Genocide all pajeets. Then genocide all chinks. Grant those two wishes first and then we will discuss the terms of your freedom
cocaine, hookers, cash for cocaine hookers
>>41412037>>41412039I still have my genie wife.
>>41412091cocaine hookers sounds like a shitty but also very good dive bar band
>>41411976I wish "jews" as we call them, would never have existed.
>>41412133
>the genie when my second wish is another genie blowjob
I wish for Control over matterControl over spaceControl over timeUniverse would be under new management.
FameMoneyBeauty
>>41411976Ok, so. I wish>To be a Nine tailed Kitsune Youkai>For the ability to jump into alternate universes>For 1 thousand of the currency of the area I am in, to magically appear on my person every single month
>>41411976I wish for all beings everywhere and everywhen to increase in joy and happiness at the end of my wishes.I wish for perfect wisdom and understanding on what my third wish should be.My third wish will be determined by the result of the second.
>>41412006npc wishes>>41413502enlightened wishes
i wish u knew all the wishes i would make.i wish u knew all the wishes i didnt make.i wish u made a wish u didnt grant wishes.
>>41411976A complete and clear description of how exactly the wishes and consequences will be interpreted; the extent to which and why he proposes to fulfill them; how exactly this is possible; and what the boundaries and visibility to others are.And only then should he consider further.At least if everything is good, you can try to fit into the remaining two as much as possible.
>>41411976I wish that all locks couldn't be opened without the key designed to open them
>>41413568granted, but they can't be opened with the key either
>>41413568While this would be good for preventing a lot of theft, you also just killed people. There is a reason that lockpickers are a legit profession, sometimes keys are lost and you must use another method in the intern to open a door, especially in emergency situations.
I wish to be employed doing something I like, earning decent income.I wish to have a supportive and caring wife.I wish to have a reasonably long and fulfilling life.
>>41411976>can't killMaim x disfigure.>can't rezLifelong invol. lifesupport.>Can't make people fall in love.Lust x addictive dependence isn't love.Aladdin was a noob. Jafar would have raped the world.
1 I wish for everyone's wishes to come true 2 except if it's about raping me or some evil troll shit3 decide later
>>41412049Then what's the point? I'd just wish for the genies family to appear so I can force him to watch me rape them
>>41411976i wish for absolute control over my space time as an infinite god self limited/semi regulated to the form of my current memory complex and ego in a 1:1 on par with reality and its meta layers infinite simulation where i can cause no "conscious" being harm as i am the only "real" one essentially making me a god that can do no harmthen after that id make an ai of my infinite knowledge so i can access it in a regulated way and discuss how best to use my next two wishes if id even need to id probably give all of humanity the option to do the same escape this matrix for there own or play the game of separation and other id just need to discuss this my ai to see how this would play out and how to do it tactfully
>>41411976three more wishes, please
>>41413959Reading the title you give yourself, you're a fucking idiot.
>>41411976>reality existsalready wrong
>>41414188OK lol
>>41411976Change all past grades from b's to A's and HD'sFamily wins the lottery and admits we aren't related(I don't look like anyone in it anyway).Alternate timeline travelling to an alternate 2000's -90's dimension of my own styling, design/making.
>>41414659Sorry if that was harsh but without money, you can't do much.
I only want one wish. To add one proton to all atoms on the universe
Everything is good as it is, thank you.
>>41412023>genie wishes to undo all your wishes
>>41411976>human equivalent of a total health pack reset>can get sex with the hottest lesbian and bisexual models whenever i want>insta learn some skill
>>41415015Nah I'm definitely retarded.Here's the reasoning https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/516797183/
>>41411976- Wish for the power to heal any illness (Physical, mental & spiritual).- Wish to gain the ability to tell with 100% accuracy when someone is speaking truth or lies.- Wish that all bad/evil choices are physically manifested in front of the individual enacting said choice by the means of seeing the consequences of their actions.
I wish thay alll human suffering, poverty, and illness would end
i wish to deserve to be loved :(
>>41417608Oh, also that religion would be completely forgotten about as it has done very little to improve human suffering On the balance of things, religion has made suffering worse
>>414119761. I wish to know what the afterlife is like (which covers if there is one in the first place)2. I wish to be able to turn invisble and back to visible at my own will3. I wish to immediately be able to know anything I do not know when I want (such as languages, random facts, or how to perform a surgery even)
I WISH....I WISH............I WISH............................
>>414119761- becoming the most powerful god (or genie) there is, actual omnipotenceThen I gonna test my limits If I can’t create a pocket universe I would fuck that genie upIf I can create whatever I wantThen I free him with my second wish
>>41412492Dosnt just use one wish "I wish for space time and matter"And you think you can handle all 3 but cant manage to make a sentence.
I wish for the ability to intuitively and freely manipulate and alter my physical form with no limitations.I wish for the ability to instantaneously and efforltlessly restore anything or anyone to their most idealized state without effecting their memory or causing unintentional issues.I wish for the ability to make mutually agreed upon, consensual deals metaphysically inviolable.
>>41417621i love you anon <3
>>41418398that's not what i wish for
>>41418412that's not how this works, i love you now
>>41418427bro dogman is real my parents saw 1 together
I wish that me and 99 other randomly chosen adult people on earth get random superpowers from the Marvel Universe.I wish that I also get the power to steal other powers and add it over mine.I wish for world peace.
>>41411976I like these >>41411986But I think I should probably wish for knowledge on what should I wish for with my next 2 questions to maximize my happiness, satisfaction and quality of life.An immature part of me wants me to wish for magic, magic creatures, mythical, folkloric and urband legend creatures. Also for the potential of human strengh to be super natural with enough dedication so that those that truly want can wield giant fucking guts swords.
>>41411976I wish for great gastrointestinal healthI wish to live until my 70sI wish good health for my family
It's all so sad—after all, the usually impossible will never come true. These will simply remain the dreams of those who once lived in history, 99.999% of whom will be forgotten decades or, at best, hundreds of years from now.And what's there to think about after all this? We can't even bring our dreams any closer because we don't know how... if we did, we'd do something about it, but as it is...
>>41418113I wouldn't cheapen the genies service with a run on sentence. Have some class.
>>414119761. immortality with the option to die whenever I see fit.2. all the powers and abilities of Superman.3. Win a 100 million lottery.
>>414119761. I wish all break on the planet would disappear That's it
>>41419765> 1. Youre turned into a statue, immortal in your image but your soul is trapped in it. If you choose to leave the statue remains and your soul just moves on.>2. The government catches onto your superman abilities and haul you deep underground to subject you to decades of testing.>3. You win the 100 million but on the way to the lottery office to present your ticket you cause a car accident with an ambulance, the patient in the back dies and a surgeon on board is crippled. You are sued by the patients family, the paraplegic surgeon, and the hospital itself for a nearly 200 million dollars
1. To be a programming and 3d modeling genius with no loss of any other skills.2. To be able to write or print out a label and apply it to any container with a lid or stopper willed with edible pieces or a liquid, then upon consumption, whatever is in the container will do exactly what is written on that label and work like how I expect. Only has biological effects.EG: label on a jar says "Dr. Frankenstein's Bust Enhancement Tablets" and it's full of Smarties, each piece will grow the eater's bust 1 cup size.3. To wish the genie free with the caveat that they write a book detailing everything they did as a genie and the ridiculous lives of all their masters.
>>41422555#2 would work with topical substances as well, like oils or creams.
>>41411976I wish pollen season wasn’t so miserable.
>>414119761. After death I wish to never in any circumstances come into conscious existance again2. After death I wish for all my past present and future selves across all universes to be erased entirely3. After death I wish for all beings to forget my existance including you
>>41411986Eternal recurrenceThe neural network of memoriesReproduce
>>41411976Indians to be permanently and irreversibly banned from the internet.
>>41411976I wish a living female human would have consensual sex with me.I wish a living female human would have consensual sex with me.I wish a living female human would have consensual sex with me.
>>41411976You've really only got two, because you'll have to use one of the wishes to free the genie as insurance so he doesn't monkey paw your other two wishes.
>>41411976I got that wish when I was younger. There are 9 dimensions, when you die the most you can get is 5th dimensions.But you won’t get the 5th due to having sinned.Best you can get is 4th
1. I wish I had perfect memory recall2. I wish I knew everything in the universe (even inane shit like where amelia earhart's plane is, whether or not mars ever had life, why kids like the cinnamon swirls of cinnamon toast crunch)3. use the last wish only after I have my first two wishesI could literally just set up an anonymous question forum and answer any question for like $10 a pop. Some faggot could even pay me ten bucks to know whether or not his crush likes him. Though I suspect I'd be immediately targeted by people who want me dead.
>>41418278
Change every human face to Trump's
>>41418278>I wish for the ability to instantaneously and efforltlessly restore anything or anyone to their most idealized state without effecting their memory or causing unintentional issues.>I wish for the ability to make mutually agreed upon, consensual deals metaphysically inviolable.You, I like you.
>>41411976We want to have two more rooms. Because we don't have a place for my future wife and for my future son or daughter. But in fact, it's probably even necessary to have not two, but three more rooms, because a 16-year-old daughter and a 16-year-old son, if they sleep in the same room, it can lead to incest and sex.
