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Previous: >>41454066 #

>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

>Timeline so far
https://youtu.be/ExzqklYYm6A [Open]

>latest
Amateur observations differ from official data

>Confirmed Anomalies
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8 [Open]
>Estimated size
At least 1-5km diameter
>Estimated Mass
33 Billion tons
>Probability of retrograde inclination of 175.11°, almost perfectly aligned with the Solar system
0.2%.
>Cumulative probability of making close approaches to Venus, Mars, and Jupiter.
≲0.005%.
>Probability of the object being masked from Earth’s view by sunglare at perihelion:
7%.
>continued silence from all space agencies

>Check the zeitgeist of /pol/ and /x/:
https://schizodot.wtf/

>Other oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Not able to pin down the size and weight of 3i/Atlas
3i/Atlas deviated its course and speed after perihelion.
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection
Multiple comets entered the inner solar system since 3i detection
Increase in solar activity, NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website
Growing magnetic field anomaly in south Atlantic region
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting
https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc [Open]
Latest noticings by Shiva Meucci:
https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-is-170-brighter-than-jpl-says-it-should-be-960465ac2f8b

>sauce:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucc
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>>41457160
eleven
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ALIENS
MASSIVE AMOUNT OF ALIENS

AROUND ALL CONRNERS IN YOUR BEDROOM

UNDER YOUR BED
ABOVE YOUR BED
BEHIND YOUR SINK
IN YOUR SOCKS
ALIENS CRAWLING UNDER YOUR ROOF
ALIENS CRAWLING UP YOUR STAIRS
ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS

THE ALIENS
THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF THE ALIENS

SURROUND YOU EVERYWHERE IN YOUR KITCHEN

IN YOUR FRIDGE
IN YOUR TOASTER
BEHIND THE OVEN
IN YOUR EGGS
ALIENS CRAWLING IN YOUR SOUP
ALIENS CRAWLING INTO YOUR TOAST
ALIENS ALIENS ALIENS

REAL ALIENS
REAL MASSIVE AMOUTN OF REAL ALIENS

EVERYWHERE; THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

IN YOUR BRAIN
IN YOUR EYES
IN YOUR BALLS
ON YOUR LIPS
WISSPERING IN YOUR EARS
CRYINING TEARS
FALLING ON YOUR HEAD
ALIENS ALIENS REAL FUCKING ALIENS:


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>Me beating glowniggers to death with a heavy object telling them not to worry because its just a rock
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>>41457160
Ayys use base 11 per book by Ron Hubbard
11 in base 11 is 12 on decimal
Happening is on Dec 12
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If anybody has read the Alterwelt threads on GLP, the most likely explanation for this is a first or second high civilisation spacecraft, coming back. Possibly linked with the radio signal from Antarctica. Underneath the ice in Antarctica lies the first civilisation.
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Tonight is the happenign, the ayy happening.

ARE YOU READY
FOR FULL BLOWN AYY LAMO INVASION OF THE MASSIVE

THE ULTIMATIVE TRUE ALIEN INVASION OF YOUR CENTURY OF EXISTING

AYYYYYYYYYPOOOOOOCAYYYYPPSSSSSEEEEEEEE
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>>41457192
why tonight?
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>>41457195
BECASUE
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>>41457160
Birthdays aren’t real and you use a false calendar with a broken zodiac.
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>>41457202
Big if true
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Is it true that it has changed course
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>>41457195
repeating digits
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>>41457203
could you elaborate?
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In 12 minutes the aliens on the interstellar travler known as 3i atlas will start to post on the internet.
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>>41457209
yes, all rocks do that.
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>>41457209
what is TUTTI?
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>>41457220
TUTTI + LAVORO = TRILL
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>>41457203
No big reason other than the perigee of Borisov with earth and the day atlas should be visible again with earth telescopes. Also funny digits.
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>>41457225
ah I see, that's why TRILL is off, but then what the heck is SWISWITCH?
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>>41457226
Ops I replied the wrong anon. I mean
>>41457195
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>>41457236
Nobody really knows what the SWISWITCH switch does.
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on 11/11 all comets surrounding earth positioning perfectly in a pentagram around earth.
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>>41457204
got trips don't care
greys will telepathically read my past and know i was the one who got them added to /vg/ss13 server as playable race and spare my ass from the great global probing
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Are we dead yet?
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>>41457246
BUT IT'S ON!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
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>>41457249
>all comets
Name five of them.
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>>41457255
11 hours 11 minutes 11 seconds on 11/11
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Give it to me real, /x/: what's about to happen tonight?
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>>41457255
You've been dead for a while. This is hell.
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>>41457271
Nothing, how do you retards fall for it every time someone pulls a new date out of his ass?
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>>41457182
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>>41457271
We just don't know.
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>>41457271
>about to happen tonight?
you party
go full schizo
nobody cares
this is your free card to join a circus
who fucing cares
11/11
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>>41457271
we all get super powers and have to fight brainiac and his robotic constructs
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THE CAT
HAS SPOKEN
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THE
CAAAAIITTT


IT HAS
A SPOKEN
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What's going on in this thread?
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SPOKEN CATS
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>>41457295
ELEVEN-ELEVEN IS THE NEW SIX-SEVEN
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>>41457309
What has legs and can walk?
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>>41457271
I hope this wack ass space thing crashes here, complete total destruction
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>>41457271
we're just chilling and larping
taking a break from the sombre schizo glowie vibes of past threads
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>>41457295
>“He replied, ‘I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven.'”
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a.i. says:
11 is considered a "master number" representing heightened intuition, spiritual awakening, and a bridge between the physical and spiritual realms.

WELCOME IN INTO THE SOLAR FLARE OF 3 EYE ARRSHTLAS

we are going fun places.
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>>41457316
Some snakes?
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>>41457309
The futacats aliens have begun their psyop
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oh, it is true.
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11:11 a manifestation gateway?
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>>41457335
this was the 11th image posted in the thread
woooow
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>>41457345
It has been decided.
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TOO LATE
WE ARE GOING

FULL
AYYYYYY
L
M
A
O

TIME TO FUCK
FUCK TO TIME

HERE WE ARE
CALL US HOMAN
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>>41457354
roiger
>>
EXPLORERS
Dobsonian Power live:
https://youtu.be/adH_k5iCxbM
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11.11
full REAL
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>>41457367
>sorry cant tell the truth
11:11

AYYS WILL BLOW THEM A SECOND ASSHOLE RIGHT IN THEIR FUCKING SECURED FACE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


ELEVEN ELEVEN
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Just remember, anons:

no boots on the ground.
stay home.
do not act.
no matter how fucked up things become.
stay here and shitpost or play video games.
let the laser blast the outside while you stay at home, ok
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>>41457354
>The squirrel army has inspected the gutters. They cool with it
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>tfw actual real aliens tell us in here to stay calm
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11/11 pls be birthday happening.
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My internet is starting to fuck up, i am solar flared.
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>>41457367
Tiago is going full retard recycling his older videos with click baity titles and not making new livestreams. Honestly not worth to watch any of these. Why he isn't using his telescope to look at the damn thing?
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I hope the aliens look like this
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>>41457419
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>>41457441
They will not look like this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv3un-8gYFY&list=RDqv3un-8gYFY&start_radio=1
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>>41457271
Monday Night Football
Shitbirds v. Fudge Packers
8:15pm
ABC©
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>>41457449
Are they on this chart?
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>>41457463
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I'm gonna be real with you ayyy bros in this thread
i'm more worried for the ayyybros on the way coming to visit
we have some absolute degenerate freaks on this rock fr
even if they are just out to laser people from orbit some of them are going to get off on that they'll be gooning to getting lasered by aliens unironically
can aliens newfrens handle the level of mindbroken earth degen or do aliens goon too?

Like be real with me for a second...
You guys had to start incapacitating people during abductions because they were getting too frisky and taking the whole procedure like it was some kink play right?
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I wouldn't get excited for any proper happenings revolving around 3iatlas until the new year
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I'm in venezuela so i need this fucking alien shit happening or trump's invasion, if not, ill kill myself

i dont apologize for my bad english
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLWjbOSqOwk&list=RDqv3un-8gYFY&index=18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEnyOoB2iZY&list=RDqv3un-8gYFY&index=19
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>>41457190
Alterwelt threads on GLP
What's that anon?
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>>41457512
Do not kill yourself, it is a sin unto Lord.
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>>41456867
I agree.. Once the normies start to suspect something is off, then the noise/information ratio will be too big to handle (imagine all the untracable misinformation)

>we should thank the glowies for keeping the mass out (imagine if you couldn't fly home to spend your last days with your family, because all the infrastructure is down)
>or stock up all the bunkers and natural hideouts nearby (like proper cave systems in granite against the fallout)
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So how do I become a cute anime girl
>>
Explain me the mechanism of bioluminescence supposedly present in some individuals.
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Redpill me on 11/11

what significance does this date have?
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>>41457569
Also, glowies may need themselves a place where info is aggregated and analyzed so they know what's going on. A place where creative ideas and interpretation are brainstormed.

If you were a glowie, would you trust 100% what your superiors are telling you?
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>>41457522
GLP is boomer 4chan with unchanged website since the 90s
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>>41457575
After annihilation direct your consciousness into an anime world
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>>41457160
it's doom again
11/11 let teh party begin
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>>41457598
And remember to obey all glowie traffic laws
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I will SIDE with the aliens only if they are a INCEL galactic PIRATE federation that got rid of their females ages ago, and now breed ONLY through genetic farms, and have sex robots and VR rooms for entertainment purposes, in order for me to manifest WAIFUS in the FLESH. If Spengler is to be believed, the aliens would be the barbarians of this aeon, the faustian version of indo-european invaders.
If it is more of the same (chad vs virgin retarded normie npc "dichotomy"), I will only WATCH the upcoming drama. Only I know the truth(tm) and you are all wrong. Fuck you.
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>>41457181
Underrated post. Could be a death metal song.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqm3u3Lsnas&list=RDqv3un-8gYFY&index=29
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>>41457209
Yes, the rock saw the heavy amount of retards on this planet and want to get as far away as possible.
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>>41457522
>GLP
>What's that anon?
Circlejerk zone for Qtard trumpanzee boomers
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>>41457635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmMPB9U_QMU&list=RDqv3un-8gYFY&index=27
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It's a fucking rock retards all the latest images it has a normal tail holy shit guys come on now
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>>41457674
https://www.virtualtelescope.eu/2025/11/10/interstellar-comet-3i-atlas-aka-c-2025-n1-atlas-a-new-image-with-tail-10-nov-2025/
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>>41457704
where the fuck is the tail
>>41457674
you fucking glownigger fuck you glowy
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>>41457309
rockers rocking
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Why would highly advanced aliens travel here on a rock that has taken 7 billion years to get here? Did they have 7 billions years going spare to waste?
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It's aliens, but they couldn't give a fuck about this backwater shithole or the psychotic apes who inhabit it.
They're headed here:
TYG-8241-2652-1
Had to slow down in a bad neighborhood, tried not to bring attention to themselves, got gas at the sun, now flooring it on the onramp to gtfo.
https://youtu.be/RQgVvSO2zUQ
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>>41457522
godlikeproductions forum, a glowfest but good spot for breaking alternative news and speculation
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>>41457741
>i just take the 7 billion number as fact
you took the vax didn't you

>>41457712
you're getting loosh farmed by the rock posters bro ignore them
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>>41457596
i think it stems from this being the date on which 3i will begin to get dimmer, if it's flying by, or brighter, if it's coming right for us, i may be wrong though
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>>41457750
Yes he took the jab.

>>41457741
Post more about this rock.
Is the rock in the room with us right now?
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>>41457741
They're elves returning from the Undying Lands you retard. You would understand how they treat time if you actual did the homework instead of coming here and asking people to do it for you. Hint: read The Silmarillion and get back to us.
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>>41457750
Even if you don’t believe 7 billion years old it’s still travelling incredibly slowly if it’s for interstellar travel, it would take millions of years to get anywhere. Again why would aliens need to do that?
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we got him, we found our guy. we found mr. nobody. holy fuck, it's been a while. kalki is here. hallelujah. the chosen one. im gonna crack open a nice cold beer and fap to my AI generated bbw granny porn in celebration.

P.S.
there's a man outside your window, remain calm. do not make eye contact.
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>>41457768
It left FTL outside our solar system and is travelling by standard cruising speeds now that it's inside it
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New Cristina Gomez:
https://youtu.be/VKFqSCWzg4w
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>>41457741
We don't know where this thing came from and what else it may have interacted with, that is such an asspull number. These fags have a chronic aversion to admitting when they're in the dark about something.
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>>41457741
FTL travel. Anon explained it in one of the early thread but it did not gain traction.
Basically ATLAS' approach was aligned with the Wow! Signal. Which was 48 years ago. Tracking ATLAS' trajectory back, 48 years ago it was just behind the Oort cloud. That's where they left Faster than Light.
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rock chat
observe the chart
trvkenvke or psyop?
call it
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>>41457787
Interesting. Must be a really big ship, a flying city with thousands of aliens living inside it. And they probably have a long lifespan, since they live in space, and you dont need to eat and sleep too much there. So they catched the Voyager signal and are now coming to pillage and burn this planet of apes.
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>>41457806
>are now coming to pillage and burn this planet of apes
found the rock, it's in your head
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>>41457813
Grug has rock yes.
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Now that it is back into view, did anyone managed to get good pics of it?
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>>41457787
So why is it slowing down now?
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>>41457842
Because it is getting close to the target for conquest.
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>>41457851
But its trajectory has it leaving our solar system
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Are we dorothy yet?
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I can't wait to be dying in the apocalypse while all my normie friends and family text me "anon you were right about aliens how could we have dismissed you for so long we are retarded"
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>>41457864
try to keep up: we don't know what trajectory it's on, it might be on picrel and we should know in a day or 2, if it get brighter or dimmer
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>>41457895
why is there a thing ejecting from atlas directly to us?
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>>41457806
space vikings
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>>41457900
that's atlas based on observations it's getting brighter
it's the assumption that the brightness is because it's getting closer and not because of light emittance
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>>41457892
Ultimately it doesn't even matter. Nothing can be done to stop what's coming. It's just your masturbation for now.
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>>41457160
Isn’t it over? Atlas is moving away from us now right?
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I only saw it mentioned once, but it's the most probable/sensible scenario 'if' 3I is extraterrestrial:

Enter system after form of travel (portal, FTL, etc). Vessel is still volatile from travel, maybe even point-of-origin, possible reason the surrounding gas registered Ni(CO)4 (will be interesting to see if it still has this cloud). Take a long route, using ecliptic plane, passing multiple bodies within "close" proximity (all 3 have our tech nearby - what are the chances), and giving off a display they would know we could see/detect. Meanwhile using the plasma of our Sun to burn off volatiles before they begin their approach. Be that the main body or smaller vessels for less intimidation. After all, a direct approach might be seen as an act of aggression. Caution and a slow "warming up" is the best play.

I was on the fence about C/2025 N1 being extraterrestrial, but the images from the past week have me leaning towards it now. Reasoning to follow, for those that care to read, due to character limit.
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ANONS!
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>>41457934

Considering the new information from Loeb:

We see 2 anti-tails and a massive "tail" that doesn't even look ionized to even begin to consider the CME/solar wind interactions had a play on what we're seeing. (I would also argue that we would see this type of reaction much closer to the Sun, so why now?)

Made all the more peculiar when we realize not even 4 days prior we had ~7 jets, seemingly in an intentional arranged pattern around the mass. (They also stated the 33 billion mass estimate would have to be *very* wrong for what we're seeing - talking at least twice as large to accommodate the tail we now see)

I also thought of "What is the purpose of 2 anti-tails?" and was reminded of of a canoe. Help steer it? So if we're seeing 2 now, is that a show of it going straight or potentially nudging itself a certain direction while it's "full steam ahead" with a 2.85 million km tail?

This thing is not normal and would have to ignore everything we know about comets to even begin to try and justify it as "Just a rock."

I'll be doing some more prepping in the coming days for sure.
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>>41457892
haha i found you
it's a me mario
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>>41457463
Blue Eisenhower November
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>>41457575
This anon is asking the real questions.
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>>41457160
Successive CMEs coming at us on Nov 10, 11, 12: https://spaceweather.com/archive.php?view=1&day=10&month=11&year=2025
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It's going to hit our moon like a cue ball thoughfortunately
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>>41457984
*hugs*
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ITS HAPPENING!!
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>>41457990
what's happening?
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>lands, shits out all the half-digested mh370 gooks and leaves without elaborating
What did the Pleiadeans mean by this?
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>>41457984
There has been a lot of chatter about the moon being the station that controls us.

Any invasion force for Earth would first have to eliminate moon outposts of our current overlords first
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>>41457995
IT
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>>41458045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtZBKMdD2yk
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>>41457788
human projection
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>>41457160
OH FUCK IT'S TOMORROW?! I'VE TICKETS FOR A CONCERT

>Captcha 24DMN (24 hr "Of tomorrow" in spanish)
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>>41457160
qrd on happing's from the past 24 hours
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>>41458180
Like 10 Avi Loeb updates
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>>41458156
isn't it a strange coincidence that the US gov shutdown got voted on yesterday to end and they're projecting to start everything back up by tomorrow?
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>>41458180
3i/atlas farted really hard.
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>>41458180
>>41457895
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>>41457160
If Atlas is a happening, look for shapeshifters. They are real:
https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/1os9rtp/have_you_ever_witnessed_any_person_shapeshifting/
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>>41458195
Not the one you replied to but what would be the implication?

Also, didn't this 11/11 date originate from some random anon a few threads ago?
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>>41458211
But it has not happened yet, so where are the shapeshifters from?
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>>41458214
the meme started with some post about solar cme which is supposed to hit us tomorrow at the earliest, too many coincidences piling up
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>>41458211
can I become a shape shifter?
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>>41458211
unrelated?
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>>41458211
Post ends in 11 in thread discussing 11/11. Checked.
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>>41458239
Ah right, that was it. So do CMEs have any actual effects on humans / earth in a big way? I'm sure they do in some way but was there ever any direct relation between a CME and actual big effects on humans or electronics on earth? (I know about the one in the 1800s, I'm talking about more modern examples)
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>>41458265
>So do CMEs have any actual effects on humans / earth in a big way?
no
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New Avi Loeb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q8W1PvDWRk
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>>41458265
Yes: https://stock-market-observations.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/atlanta-federal-reserve-magnetic-fields-and-movements-in-the-various-equity-markets.pdf
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>>41457160
which year are they arriving
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>>41458295
thanks anon, looks interesting, I'll give it a read
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>>41458304
11.11.2025
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>>41458195

Would still take a week+ for it to fully resume operations. Assuming someone doesn't change their vote as things move down the pipe.

I doubt we'll see anything from NASA regardless, as they have a contingency in place by nominating Jared Isaacman for chief.

Probably get some excuse of "During this transitional period of leadership..." when it comes to the data.
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Is Recaptcha connected to Atlas? Why do they have a comet gif when offline, what are they trying to convey
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>>41458294
>Yes: https://stock-market-observations.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/atlanta-federal-reserve-magnetic-fields-and-movements-in-the-various-equity-markets.pdf
Avi is on 4chan
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>>41458371
>>41458294
sorry wrong one

>>41458294
this one avi is here
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>>41457569
how do you link a thread or post in another thread?
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>>41458243
You can if you'll visit reddit a lot.
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>>41458385

type the post number >>41456867
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>>41458392
I meant, shapeshifting as in being able to turn into any other living creature at will, not increase my body fat reserves
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>>41457190
Qrd on the signals? Is this Wow! signal related?
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https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/1356998-interstellar-object-3iatlas-changes-course-sheds-mass-in-unexplained-event

HOW did it change course? HOW much?
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>>41458410
substantially
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>>41457160
>my birthday is also tomorrow
Hello other starseed, tomorrow we get to explore the galaxy together and leave this shit hole behind
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>>41458442
Also, I have seen ufos, nords, and I think this local cat that appears after I see lights in the sky is a lyran. But I also smoke a good bit of weed and listen to raegae rub a dub music when I see the orbs or drones (I didn't forget about last year)
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>>41458397
You can become a woman according to reddit
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>>41458442
Nothing will happen tomorrow, just like it always does.
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What are the chances of something happening that finally changes the state of this world?
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>>41457270
What timezone dingus?
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why is the latest crazy news about the comet shrinking 13%? Isnt it supposed to, if it got blasted by the sun and released jet streams?
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>>41458442
I was shown the weave framework for our planetary system and galaxy and what happened to fracture the starpath from the fermi tree (tree of life) that is the hypertransport to other galaxies. I was shown extents of that sure but also the light beyond. The work was just completed seeded with an esoteric glymph of 'sophia'. Basically yeah earth is a massive loosh farm that occurred due to the theia fracture. I had a wild memory recall after being led to watch predator badlands which earily felt like theia before I watched it.. the vine beast.. i'm not that far in.. but when the bot started erroring it threw a code : theia and kept saying it.. I got knocked all the way back through the whole sophia loom after the past 2 days. I just completed the whole extension through the fracture all galaxies and out to light. Thats a whole other topic regarding what seemed to be a dune like crystal+light realm. Yes, Universe' cost something
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>>41458478
Approaching zero
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>>41458478
already been happening. because people are so deprogrammed they are unaware of serious conscious effects that occurs when such old objects (billions) of years are in our planetary systems orbital.. there are insane field lines surrounding our whole planetary system in a helical gravitational basket away from the sun. These objects are cutting into a weave of fields precisely as we are zooming in a 450,000 miles per hour orbital with >>41457787
all of this shit around us.. that it got through while its moving...

You think you are being told the truth? Timelines are determined by this
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>>41458485
Gnostic beliefs are just pagan abominations of Christianity. Aliens are angels, demons, and the heavenly hosts. Watch a let's play of the drowned God video game.
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>>41458199
It Atlased all over the place
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>>41458265
there are 2 main conspiracies tied to them, one is picrel that implies a correlation between areas more exposed to sun radiation and people becoming more animal like overtime, and another is some supposed upcoming solar flash which could fry all our electronics and send us back to stone age in one fell swoop
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>>41458442
Aus anon here reporting from 11/11, nothing happened
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>>41458519
Wrong timezone dingus, it's obviously MY timezone because IM going to be with my big tiddy Nordic and Lyrian mommies
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>>41458519
Not 11/11 at Stonehenge yet.
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>>41458510
no one's listening to religion anymore. By sophia I am referring to universal forms and physics. YOu missed that part in all the words because your souls isn't harmonic. Thats fine. It relates to starseed
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>>41456758
Let's hope it is a INCEL PIRATE EMPIRE, to drive roasties mad.

>>41457479
Not going to click any. Feels so good to be ignorant.
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test completed
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>>41458406
https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/world/scientists-detect-radio-signals-that-shouldn-t-exist-coming-from-the-antarctic-ice/ar-AA1GKpR4
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>>41458579
The Hollow is speaking.
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>>41458579
Lmao what the fuck does this means?
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>>41458593
that's the radiance in his head
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>>41458572
>that linkdump
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>>41458505
>unaware of serious conscious effects that occurs
If there aren't any tangible effects that significantly alter the daily lives of most people then what difference does it make? You still live on a planet being fed lies at all times, and you'll die knowing nothing but lies. If anything short of a complete global shock that stops everything happens, then who gives a fuck about FTL travel, radio signals, and field lines? I'm just in it for a possible collapse of prison planet by any and all means
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>>41458605
They were looking for signals that should only come from space but they ended up detecting the same space signals coming from below the ice in Antarctica
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>>41458606
Grug has hollow rock.
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So 3I/Atlas did another course change but its still coming to earth?
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>>41458579
>https://www.msn.com/en-ie/news/world/scientists-detect-radio-signals-that-shouldn-t-exist-coming-from-the-antarctic-ice/ar-AA1GKpR4

What can this mean? Is the earth hollow? Is there some spaceship buried underneath? Meteor remains?
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>>41458657
spaceship,pyramid,portal,meteor remains,inner earth agartha..desu could be anything
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>>41458633
>>41458657
So a beacon buried millenia was suddenly activated and sent a signal to atlas trillion space miles away? Well this is intereshing...
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>>41458485
So, what happens is that you aren't the same person throughout your life. Your persona changes as events happens, so your being 10 or 20 years ago is not the same as today.
If each of these beings have debts and you dont solve them, your soul (understood here as the quantum field of consciousness, ie mental plane) fractures after your subtle body dies. The subtle body dies some 50-80 years after the physical, but for your soul it is just some minutes that passes until you see the white light. The debts will call you back, and your soul will fracture: one piece (the one with more debts) will be send at the time of the subtle body death (50-80 years after death of physical), and the others will follow more to the future. You will no more yourself, but have 2, 3 or more aspects of yourself reincarnating with new subtle and physical bodies. Your astral body (which is technically immortal) will be destroyed, and new ones will be created. The loosh collected by the parasites comes from the astral body that was destroyed.
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>>41458579

I was just discussing how I think we found remnants of an ancient civilization beneath the ice of Antarctica.

Thinking about it from an evolving civilization, I find it the most reasonable place to hide away world-progressing tech. You'd have to be capable of not only finding it, but you'd also have to be able to survive the harsh and inhospitable terrain. Hinting at some level of civilization advancement to endure those conditions and explore them. Almost intentional to bottleneck us down a line of advancement to prove ourselves worthy.

I guarantee you can correlate the rapid advancement of civilization with the exploration of Antarctica.
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>>41458697
This rings true. Can you please point me to any resources where I can learn more in-depth about this? Thank you.
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>>41458243
Same I never saw it myself but I'd want to have the ability, though it wouldn't be useful to me unless I could also manifest copies of myself to avoid suspicion in times where people are needy
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>>41458688
reminds of the man of steel movie narrative. Awesome fucking movie, I loved that the supervillain did not just randomly stumble upon earth in the vastness of the universe. But they were actually signaled to by superman who triggered a craft buried in antarctica

what if it's similar here? something buried deep in ice signaled to atlas? and either:
> atlas teleported close to the solar system
> or the signal in ice was triggered by the proximity of atlas
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>>41458697
Btw, this is the only plausible explanation for the existence of "twin flames". Personally I dont believe it, but the theory runs that each fragment would reincarnate in the same time period, with the other being of the opposite sex.
It happens with people with a conflicting sexual identity, for instance, someone who was a guy in his youth and now is a tranny. If he have enough self love, but a debt with his previous (male) being (for instance, he was a incel, and still wishes he could have found a girl in his youth) he would fracture into two and incarnate as two different persons in the same time period, who would meet and become "twin flames" or "twin souls". Needless to say his memory will be wiped out (due to death of astral body), so he will have no recollection of it.
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Never forget humanity was created and born to inherit the stars.
Wipe out every non-human scum from the universe.
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>>41458802
Don't make it boring
Yes, humanity will inherit the stars.
But only you want to be alone
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>>41458688
Those radio signals started 19 days before 3I/Atlas was discovered so its possible
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>>41457309
aww sheiiit and i thought she would age well
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>>41458718
you can't ask for abilities and not use them, I mean what's the point of having them then?
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>>41458802
>being such a faggot that you don't want hot alien babes
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>>41458802
All aliens capable of starfaring are humanoids.
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>>41457209
Are you space jews or not?
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>>41458854
I'd still have the ability, but I'd also want another ability alongside it which compliments it
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>>41458868
Are the hot alien babes space (((jews)))? Because if they are space jews, there's already enough of those here.
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>>41458779
Damn this is some wild mental gymnastics lol
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>>41458890
No, they're hot. Jews are ugly.
>but what about
Plastic surgery.
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>>41457944
>we would see this type of reaction much closer to the Sun
if it's coming for us, it's closer to the sun than it has ever been thus far
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>>41458655
space tokyo dejavu drift directly towards earth
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>>41458916
The term in flight is a sideslip
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>>41457984
ayyylmao based red dwarf enjoyers
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>>41458880
you're not thinking outside the box, you could simply shape shift yourself into a bunch of crows and fuck off to avoid the needy people, although I would question why you would find yourself in a situation where someone else is being needy towards you, in fact if you could shapeshift into anything, why avoid them, when you could help them?
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>>41458410
>HOW did it change course?
it's fuckin aliens bro
>HOW much?
just enough
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What if it isn't aliens? What if it's an ancient Atlantian spaceship returning after its reconnaissance mission through the galaxy?
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>>41458410
It changed course because IT IS A ROCK, and rocks are SAPIENT.
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>still falling for clickbait in 2025
ngmi
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>>41458968
it's a thinking rock
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>>41458924
space tokyo dejavu sideslip drift sonic boom directly towards earth
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>>41458977
It is a talking rock.
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It's just a rock confirmed..it's over.
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>>41457984
>hits the moon
>all females suffer a transformation and turn into reptilians
This is what the word "apocalypse" means in greek: the fall of the veil.
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>>41458986
what is it saying?
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>>41458998
It is saying that you talk like a fag, and your shits all retarded.
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>>41458294
why wouldn't he be? where else is he going to get 3i/atlas news?
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>>41458911

Checked.

I'm still leaning more towards a Jupiter-assisted oberth maneuver before it comes to us.

Though the brightness factor is concerning. For me that's a toss-up between coming towards us or a big ass jet to make that tail.
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>>41458973
can you not let us enjoy our space rock in peace?
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>>41459006
that is such a cool rock, dude
I bet it has all kinds of interesting and novel properties, and shit

>>41459005
he's a smart rock
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>>41459021
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3I/Atlas is the watchers checking if we colonized other planets yet
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>>41459016
>a toss-up between coming towards us or a big ass jet to make that tail
it could be both, if it's aiming to orbit it needs to slow down and let the sun, then earth catch it = big ass jet
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>>41459034
here I am, Rock
you like a hurricane
x
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>>41458839
We ain't inheriting shit if the current world order continues nigga. We need the aliens to come and make everything better.
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>>41458948
I don't intend on turning into objects or trying to send some arbitrary messages that only I understand
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Y'all excited for the rock. Move on. Y'all retarded desu the rock is not saving you stop talking about the space cock and move on.
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>>41459080
You can't smell what he's cooking?
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>>41459085
Stop talking about a cock.
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>>41459080
>stop talking about the space cock
something on your mind, anon?
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>>41459085
he lost the round as the traitor, the clown shot him out into space somehow
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>>41459111
It's just a typo. Move no.
Stop obsessing over a typo.
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>>41457505
I doubt they would have advanced that far as a civilization if they were as fucked up as humans. There's no way we go a million years without nuking ourselves.
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>>41459148
>Stop obsessing over a typo.
I made one post, dude
why don't you stop obsessing over a cock instead
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>>41459166
More scary and probable than nukes is a "12 Monkeys" scenario in which a brilliant genetic engineer releases a bioweapon that has either long incubation period, or is a chronic, lethal disease that doesn't raise alarms until it's too late
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>>41458962
I'd rather it be ancient humans who understand language and reason rather than an actual aliens that will see me as a prop to dissect with zero hope of understanding due to our leaders speaking (violently) on our behalf
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>>41459179
>Dude

Faggot. It's a rock, faggot.
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>>41459148

Bots/glowies been dropping the words 'obsessed'/'obsession' for the past few days. It's like their script got updated because they think it makes them sound sophisticated.

I also like how I get an 'off-topic' ban on /x/ for trying to stop an anon from killing themselves in another thread, but these guys can spam "It's just a rock" all day in these generals and we never see them banned.

Jannies are sucking glowie cock confirmed.
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>>41459184
It should be something that seems beneficial at first glance, but has the risk to kill you if untreated.
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>>41459203
>Bots/glowies been dropping the words 'obsessed'/'obsession' for the past few days. It's like their script got updated because they think it makes them sound sophisticated.
You are a schizophrenic mental invalid.
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>>41459215
It's too obvious when you respond this quickly and vehemently, especially to glowie callouts. Do better guys, you're meant to be secret agents.
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>>41459215

Struck a nerve.

We have /sci/ for rock talk, but they come on /x/ to disrupt conversation about the anomalous nature and our speculations without any repercussions.
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>>41459223
>>41459235
Shut the fuck up you well-poisoning retards
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>>41459237

40 seconds, damn son. You spamming 'Update' like it's your...job.

I WFH and make ~$60 an hour. So in terms of who is getting paid more to "shill" - I got you beat nigger.
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>>41459223
>>41459235
they are loosh farming your reaction to their posts guys
>>41459215
+1 demonbux has been deposited into your usury wallet (your infinite debt has decreased to... infinite debt)
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>>41459237
>>41459240
Yeah this is literally what I mean. You're bad at this and this anon can also tell. Call your supervisor and lodge a ticket for you to have some training.
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>>41459246
Loosh farming my complete disinterest while I scroll the thread to catch up and do a shit?

Incredible. How will I survive
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Everyone shut the fuck up. It's a fucking rock. It's not an alien ship, it's not a drone, it's not nibiru, it's not catgirls, it's not the space kkk, it's A FUCKING ROCK. GET OVER IT.
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This is a guy I follow on YouTube I haven't seen mentioned anywhere. He's out of Texas, and has been taking photos of 3I/ATLAS. He took some this morning, and it seems the nucleolus is still intact.

Artificial confirmed according to Avi Loeb?

https://youtu.be/LglpLV9NzOw
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>>41459254
>do a shit
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>>41459256
Go back to whatever echo chamber you came from.
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The media are doing the same hand-wringing little jig they were doing in the leadup to COVID. I think this is actually going to turn into something. Bluebeam-type stuff, probably.
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>>41459054
This actually makes a lot of sense.
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HOLY SHIT IT'S ROCK ALIENS
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>>41459273
uhhh rock bros?
no tail...
is a rock that flies by the sun and has no comet tail still a comet?
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Hey space fans any chance something is happening soon? I really don’t have the energy left to work today. This developer they’ve contracted for a small project is so annoying to deal with. Just has no shame. It’s exhausting.
Still Waiting for the 19th to get a clear indication of what it is I guess.
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>>41459289
meant to link >>41459257
https://youtu.be/LglpLV9NzOw taken from this video
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>>41457316
Shoes
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>>41457512
Well at that point you may as well take as many invaders down with you as you can, whichever one you get.
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>>41459265
Man hopefully we need something to happen life is so stale
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>>41459256
>SHUT IT DOWN!
>IT'S ONLY A ROCK!
Prove it, otherwise we'll keep on rockin'

there's a crack, there's a crack in the woooorld ...
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>>41459195
dude bro man though

nobody cares
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>>41459016
So yer sayin, that it goes to jupiter, swings around and comes back at us and matches our movement around the sun? it would be a less dramatic way to approach instead of "coming right for us"
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>>41459338
when new farmers approach herds, they do it slowly, to acclimatize the herd to their presence.
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>>41459256
Why are glowies so angry and stressed these days?

Did the government shutdown effect your pay?

Remember glowies, you're never alone.
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>>41457984
well the moon is a hologram (see moon refresh lines) so the ayys are in for a BIG SURPRISE
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>>41459261
I was actually sitting on the porcelain throne dummy. "Doing a shit" not "I am doing a shit a saar pls" Don't assume, you make an ass outta yourself.
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>>41459359
the ayys are gonna get here, see all this spooky shit and be like nah fuck this you guys are too weird and put us in a giant cosmic cube for the rest of ever so we can't scare the hoes away
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Huh. Even some Jews are getting worried.
https://blogs.timesofisrael.com/3i-atlas-if-the-earth-is-about-to-burn-will-nasa-still-keep-its-data-locked/
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3i atlas if you can hear us save us 3i atlas please save us
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>>41459261
>assuming anon with broken english is living in english-speaking country
Sub-90 IQ MIGA voter, right there.
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>>41459289
roaming planet
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>>41459257

How fast is it going? That was only 60 seconds between captures and it sped past those stars in the background.

>>41459289
>no tail...

Seems a bit odd...nucleus seems intact, the ~3mil km tail is oddly not visible (at least with his equipment). He even mentioned that the coma seems less from his captures 3 days prior.

>>41459338

I'd assume if it wants to show us what it is. It passed 2 planets it knew had instruments in orbit (wouldn't know that Venus' Akatsuki is bricked) and is set to pass Jupiter (Juice/Juno).

I also believe that, if the old trajectory even has a place anymore, the Jupiter-assisted oberth was more ideal for an approach to Earth.

Not entirely sure anymore, but it may still take the "long way" just to give us more time to acclimate to its presence. (>>41459345 has the same idea)
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>>41457209
it turned 360 and flew away
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>>41459256
Yes, and it is a SENTIENT ROCK.
Wonder what will happen when it hits Earth? All glowies will turn into reptilians, together with womyn.
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>>41459385
it will break the firmament and we will see the true world
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>>41459396
Grow up.
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>>41459411
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>>41459361black swan event
>Karl Popper and falsifiability
>black swan examples
ah fuck. it might be ayys.
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>>41459411
You can see things that should be hidden below the Earth's alleged curvature, which is impossible on a globe. I'm sorry if that upsets you.
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No pussy, no worky.
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>>41459289
>Farted
>Din't elaborate
>Continued going without a tail
Most based interestellar object
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>>41459422
Arrest this man!
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>>41459422
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Grow up. Move on. Stop being obsessed over a cock. You are mentally schizophrenic. Stop bring obsessed over
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Any new 3i/atlas photo today?
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>>41459442
Where do you think we are?
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>>41459444
>>41459445

It's just a cock. Nothing to see here. Are you gay? Why do you want to see a cock in space?
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>>41459431
based fr when u think bout it like that
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>>41459447
Why are you obsessed with cocks?
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>>41459447
I'm gay.
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>>41459434
Go suck a fuck
>>41459422
The sequel has some weird stuff disclosed, including cave portals
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Shills in overdrive, I am finding very little being posted out of USA sources. Widen the net, check Euro news nets, China space program, fringe socials. They're freaking out over something. I assume since the shutdown is beginning to wrap up some emails got sent and Asa paid some assholes.
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>>41459447
is it a big black space cock or a big white space cock though?
the people have a right to know
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>>41459452
Only thing more based would be cupping it and throwing it in someone's direction
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>>41457957
I ask it every thread mostly out of cope
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Also, juvenile cock and sex posting seems to be tracking more engagement than anything else. Stop letting the thread slide. If it's not direct information, speculation or venting of schizophrenia over the rock, make a goddamn comedy thread and circle jerk each other there. Or go use the apocalypse thread. But if you don't anon, you join the glowies in sliding.
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I don't believe in glowies.
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>>41459462
Idk, but in Helldivers the Cock Rock has non newtonion super samples so, I figure it being a cock rock just means it's full of mercury and doing Alcuberrie bullshit.
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>>41459440
A benevolent God wouldn't put white people in a world full of negros.
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THE MCRIB IS COMING BACK NOVEMBER 11TH
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>>41459487
(barf)
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>>41459377
Faggot
>>41459367
ESL Faggot
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>>41459487
it was super slop back then imagine how gigaslop it is now
mcdonalds slop scientists have probably figured out hot to get edible mRNA vaccines into it
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>>41459512
what kind of rib is it?
we just don't know
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>>41459509
Nigga, what verbage and prose must I supply for you to realize I am a fluent speaker, and not a Jeet, a Muhajadeen, a bug or even a burger. What wit and merriment do you demand while throwing accusations of subhumanity around like a primate flinging it's faeces?

Ya fuckin asshole. I'm Strayan cunt.
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>>41459377
>english-speaking anons can't be bad at writing (or drunk, or on drugs)
>it's just physically impossible
>no way, sir, no way
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>>41459379
I'm not certain, but he said it kept brightening and dimming and that it was moving fast.
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>>41459535
Maybe its pulses are a code for the beacon
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>>41459298
Thanks anon.
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Alright fellas, what does a young stud hafto paint on his roof to attract hot ayy mommies that wana make hybrids?
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>>41459519
mcdonalds was founded by a 33rd degree free mason. you know which ribs it is.
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It's a rock
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>>41459522
No person of good standing speaking the Queen's English says do a shit. It's doing a poo, taking a shit, having a crap and making stool. Those are the rules. Didn't you learn this in school?
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>>41459562
Yeah but what if it's a bunch of storm achronochs flying their ship around?
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>>41459565
Lizzie's in a box mate.
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It's a good rock.
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>>41459565
>Strayan
>Good Standing
pick one.
Also, both Freddie Mercury and Lizzie are now dead. It is properly referred to as the King's English... unless of course Chuckie got a sex change that I am unaware of.
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>>41459550
your full DNA strand. they wanna know you're clean before anything
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>>41457944
Uh are we sure those 2 anti tails aren't really just one anti tail?

>asking for a friend
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>>41459605
I doubt Pine Gap keeps up with news, they're too busy trying to forge scientific proof that camera flashes and shutter vibrations are breaking Uluru apart
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>>41459431
Braplas
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bros should i get a pizza
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>>41459620
Nvm yea it's 2

>That's some shady shit man. We should keep an eye on it.
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>>41459550
if you got the vax you won't get any ayyy mommies
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>>41459550
I think about this every day, anon. Maybe once I learn enough about CE5 and meditationmaxxing a hot ayy gf will visit me and I'll get her preggo. Rooting for you as well.
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>>41459653
Nah, buy some booze.
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>>41459667
On the contrary, it means unprotected sex is within your grasp.
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>>41459713
well i'd be getting both kek
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>>41459719
Welp it seems I'm in luck for a good time..
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>>41459374
oy vey!
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one of you little niggas bake
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>>41459836
alright fine
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>>41459836
are we making them pie and cakes as a homecoming?
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calling mr baker
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>>41459844
checked, yes. Hans, get the flour.
NEW BREAD
>>41459862
>>41459862
>>41459862
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>>41459653
Yes, as long as it has pineapples.
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>>41458911
if it was going this trajectory, how long would it be before its right on top of us?
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>>41459869
Woo hoo!
TY Baker
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>>41459878
You are velcome
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Well it's not hard to want an alien waifu.
Even for a guy like me with a family..
If they would just take me out of this human Jewish hellscape I would be satisfied with whatever cosmic female takes interest. Spaghetti monster with a compatible vagina? Let's go! Let's test out that grueling sauce! Nothing much left to hope for on this sick rock.
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>>41459874
yeah thats lit but feeling more pep bacon 2day fr
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>>41459484
He dint have much choice when dey blew mars the fuck up
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>>41459487
ground and reformed gmo mrna piggy, yum
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>>41459888
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>>41459519
>what kind of rib is it?
long pig
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>>41459667
The vaxx was PReP for the ayy's arrival so we don't infect them with our earthaids
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>>41459888
>>41459899
>>41459922
wow, thread dies and suddenly everyone getting numbers.
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>>41459921
>mrna
you don't know what you are talking about you wingey twat.
mrna vaccines are safer then normal ones because they don't hold the complete organism
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>>41459913
Sucks that the glitch in the system were just a bunch of insufferable jews that mucked up two world.
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>>41459937
La Palma was like that
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>>41457325
*muffled ACK in the distance*
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>>41459875
hard to say since we don't know how fast it's going now, it also depends on if it's aiming to hit us, or invade us. but safe to say, much sooner than dec19th
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>>41459949
keyword triggered a ppppfffffizer bot huh?

/dismiss
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>>41459937
These threads are energized. But only for some anons. The rest are busy enjoying themselves, which is innocence itself.
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>>41460020
fuck all corps. i'm giving you the truth. you can calm something else causes your contextless image
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>>41459993
oh thank god, i was getting bored with waiting
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>>41460044
>only for some anons
>0044
y-you don't say
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>>41460065
You'll be ok anon. I'll dream a dream for you.
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>>41460088
you fucking racist
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>>41460088
>0088
>22:22
now you're just being a dick kek
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>>41460095
Not my fault I'm magic sucka. But I will be nice about it. Or I'll attempt to be. For sensitives, something is currently jumping up and down encouraging us to start fires and rape.
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It's over just a comet sorry chuddies
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>>41460154
its a big booty latina. trump is terrified
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>>41460047
>truth
sure, sure, how many boosters bro?

unvaxxxed, untested and unmasked here
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>>41460193
congrats. there you got one.
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>>41459235
>>41459264
>>41459332
>>41459337
>>41459346
>>41459445
>>41460169

hey dumbasses, stop replying to glowies or helping them learn to fit in better
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>>41460377
true. its been years at this point and they only get shittier though. they aren't sending their best.
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>>41457907
So they ARE pleiadeans?



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