Im so fucking lonely
Here. Knock yourself out. You can find the pdf for free at sites like WizardForums.
>>41475040My bad
>>41475066I just read it, first of all I am very lazy to do all those rituals and second it feels ilegal. Anyway thx anon
>>41474925Just B.E yourself.
>>41474925I really wish I knew, I am so fucking sick of this. Everything around me fucks and yet I've lived three decades with zero intimacy. It gets more difficult every year and I don't know how much more of this I can take.
>>41474925rule #1, stop feeling fucking sorry for yourself, no one cares, no one wants to hear it, least of all a female
>>41475296What makes you think I'm not?
>>41474925>>41475347I wish I was a virgin stay strong brothers or convert to Islam and join the Taliban, Afghan-Pakistani-Indian threesome going on, high hopes for virgins in heaven for dem boys.
>>41475350I don't talk about it in real life, but feeling sorry for oneself in this situation is to be expected. My existential experience of life is less than that of an insect. You can't really get over knowing something like that.
>>414753542 meta. cut technology rite nao
>>41475365What's with all the unintelligible responses on this board in particular?
get a job or take classes at community college
>>41475374The Powers That Be mock the current cohort of young men for the loneliness that is imposed upon them, and the psychic and spiritual harm inflicted by not having such a basic and primordial need met for prolonged periods. Their souls are chaffing in pain at an unfulfilled promise as well as a sense of betrayal by women - although it really isn't women's fault either, for they are being programmed to behave the ways they do now. :(
>>41474925Just learn to cope like the rest of us. I was hoping for a girlfriend for 24 years and then one landed in my lap. She turned my life upside down. I let her go two years ago and now I refuse to date. I just don’t care anymore. Mostly at peace but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t lonely. Life is meant to be lonely for men.
>>41475522To those that say romantic love is unnecessary - look back on the historiography of every single religion to exist. In every single one - every God or Goddess has a consort of some kind. Every nymph, every spirit, even primordial forces of chaos (titans and anti-gods) have been depicted with partners at some point or another - sometimes multiple at once.It is already cruel to force any lifeform that has evolved for communal living into lifelong solitude - even moreso if the lifeform is also sapient and is constantly mocked. Future chroniclers will grieve for this generation of humanity - everything inverted, commercialized, and bastardized so thoroughly and grossly. Lost in a land of confusion that constantly degrades the self and obliterates the community. Not even for the sake of iconoclasm or some grandiose ideals of revolution, but just for power and ego.
>>41475522>>41475567>>41475558You genuinely make me wanna kill myself when I read nightmarish shit like this. Is there really nothing I can do? I have a face that has been described to me as one only a mother could love (and it was unprompted too, just a casual insult), and I have what meets the medical definition of a micropenis so I'm kinda double fucked when it comes to dating. Obviously I'm a virgin but do I have any hope at all or do I just have to learn to deal with it? I'm a few weeks away from turning 30 and every day that passes the glock 19 in my gun safe looks more interesting. I'm pretty much just holding out until my parents and my older brother pass on. Both of my parents have chronic illnesses that are worsening and my brother has had a lifelong neurological disease that by all metrics will claim him before he reaches his 40th birthday. I notice all three of them deteriorating just a little every so often. I feel Saturn creeping closer to my family and my loved ones, it feels so overwhelming at times. I'm terrified of death, but I'm much more terrified of living another 30 years alone and ugly in a world that seems to be falling backwards into cruelty and austerity, instead of pushing forward into cooperation. I don't know if I want to see where things are going anyways, but I truly don't feel I have any place here in this world. I feel so disconnected. I just feel hopelessly lost, waiting around.
>>41475600Well obviously death isn’t the answer until it is. You should let the end come naturally and not cause it yourself since you’ll end up in a purgatory time loop hellscape 100x worse than this. Like I said, you have to find other things to live for other than the prospect of an attractive warm set of holes. If one comes your way, great. If not, don’t sweat it. I’m telling you this as someone who’s had a lot of sex. It won’t make your life better. I can’t even face women anymore because I’m afraid of getting too close only to have my heart ripped out again. You have to defend yourself since no one else will. As for looks? Fuck em. If someone told me that I had a “face only a mother could love” I would go straight to rearranging theirs. Stick up for yourself
>>41475600Take out some juice and non-whites with you in minecraft if u go thru with it
https://youtu.be/jpyYekSZA9k?si=0HVj-cPCGCPC3OuaYou could try semen retention as one last try. Supposedly it makes you attractive to foids in a supernatural way. Most men report ‘magnetism’. Although it’ll make you go insane if you have high libido and were previously addicted to porn.
>>41474925I want to know how this goes down >hey babe btw I’m convinced I’m leaving this 3D illusion for 5D soon and I know the method, and you’re likely just a projection of my consciousness. Also I’m god
>>41474925Get down and give me 50 clear burpees right now. DO IT
Stop wanking and cumming and just remind yourself women are obsessed with you to the point you have no conflicting thoughts on that specific thing. Results begin after 21 days. You're welcome.
>>41474925ok anon, you better effortpost back on me with this otherwise I am going to come find you and shove a sewing needle up your butthole. I am just going to dump a stream of consciousness on your ass and we will see where it goes from there.where to begin? me. 42 male whitey and I look like a worn out Rick Moranis with a face made of mashed potatoes. My circle of male friends *never* had girlfriends in high school, all being sons of single mothers. None of them dated in high school, none dated as adults, half of them are "single" aka losers, and the other half married used up stretched ditch pig gutter slut ratchet skanks. Of the 10 women I dated (aka fucked), 9 of them become insufferable after about 6 months.I am early retired now from never having children, never getting married, always traveling, and working decent to high paying jobs. At different times in my life, I used to have to travel for work for months and years on end, being away from women and sometimes civilization altogether. When I had the chance to be among society for about 6 months, I would get a gf about a month in.Remember, I am not a man that most men would look at and feel as a threat to their gf, and I am not, since fucking another man's woman, gf or wife, is a good way to take his biggest problem off his hands for him- you do not want to be that man. Remember the wise saying- show me the most attractive woman in the world and I can show you a man who is bored of fucking her and sick of putting up with her shit.1/?
>>41476129>50 clear burpeesGIMME 50 BONER PUSHUPS you fucking WORM!
I have no problem finding a gf but I want an /x/ gf how do i find one
Go to church.
>>41476156ok, so that is a qrd on me. How did I do it? well, let's do a rundown, first names onlyCory- high school gf. I approached her one day before walking home and told her that I am nervous and don't have a plan on what to do on a date with her, but I will figure it out later. Her mom walked in on her sucking my cock.Rebecca- another hs gf. jew girl with pentacostal parents. never fucked. also told her the truth about being nervous and doing it anyway. women tend to like that, don't be shaky and nervous, just nonchalant and humorous that you are clumsy.Kellie- first gf after first stint in the navy. sort of a fattie, but had 11/10 personality. always tried to get me stoned and suck my cock. was a massage therapist and met her one night walking around town. told her I like to ride bikes and I think she is funny. broke up with her because she used to cry when I would leave for military stuff.Sarah- #1 reason to never get involved with a woman at work. pounced on her once during a beach date I got with her. fucked her on the beach at the spook school in Dam Neck, Virginia. almost got sent to Leavenworth for pissing off my unit because of it, sort of unrelated.2/?2/?
>>41476169Liz- cute redhead 13 years younger than me at the time. did the ol' "hey, I don't have a plan about what I want to do with you, but I want to do something somewhere with you, what do you think?". works great, make eye contact.Kaja- wonderful woman. the one that got away. I used the same honesty approach, just tell them that you didn't think too far ahead and you'll figure it out later, but for now, you didn't want to miss the opportunity. this pets their ego.Kendra- didn't actually fuck her. best decision I ever made.Lara- don't ever date a woman who is a champion shotgunner who went to college on a full ride scholarship for it.what I am trying to get at here is there is no "game" to getting woman. just eye contact and tell her that you don't know why you want to talk to her, but here you are. what *never* works is a cold approach. there has to be a "situation". suppose you are walking through the botanical garden in your largest american city, would it not be a cute story for her to have met a man who chatted with her and talked only about plants? that is easy cheesy japanesey date territory.I cannot give you some "magic bullet" advice, because every single "tip" is so contextual and specific that you cannot just make them work universally. What I found works is to speak to them with a bit of humorous disdain, not the negging shit players advise, talk to her like someone you know from work, sharing some common misery about life in a jocular way.3/?
>>41476182the most important thing you need to remember are these1- women want attention, high quality attention. that doesn't mean you have to spend every 5 fucking minutes texting her at work- tell her to leave you alone while you work and she will either respect it or be an immature cunt and become a self solving problem. the point is- if you sport fuck a woman, you give her aftercare. if you take a woman on a date, you don't play on your phone and you *do* chastise her for being on hers while she is out with you. tell her that you took time out of your busy life to focus on just her (they love that shit) with a stern voice and tell her you expect the same from her and to put her phone down. They want that stern hand to push them into a sort of pleasant obedience.2- fuck her as soon as possible, but not as quickly as possible. what do I mean? fuck her as early on as you can, not the first date. you will need her to cum buckets the first time you put your cock in her, and she will. how? molest her. if a woman is willing to be alone with you to any degree, she is willing to put your cock in her mouth- full stop. it is your task to facilitate her doing that, to arrange the situation to her satisfaction.what do I mean? foreplay, TONS OF IT. not just sexual foreplay, humorous foreplay, and I will also add, amorous foreplay.4/?
>>41476203the foreplay I am describing here is what you need to get asap. usually on the first or second date, you can get you hands in her hair. tell her, truthfully, that you did it so you could smell her hair. this will be awkward, and you will have to laugh at it after with her.setup- some bullshit situation where you might be walking around after getting the initial private time together weirdness settled out. make sure there is rapport, and it is best to save this for when you have her alone at your place or hers, or somewhat public on a second date. explain to her how cool her hair is, even if it is a simple hairdo, and ask her if you can touch it. make eye contact with her, sniff your fingers, and chuckle. wait about 20 minutes, ask her if you can do it again, and then get more of her hair oil on you. give her a sniff and comment that her shampoo is low quality and it covers up the scent of her hair, and that you like it, her hair smell. eventually she will have you doing that little scalp massage thing with one hand on the lower back part of her head. at some point, you can do a little tug on a lock of hair. she will, almost as an automatic response, let out a little gasp, maybe even giving you the "watch yourself" eyes.the point is, that you have to sexually tease her indirectly, for HOURS. little pinches on high the leg just below the butt is great, and just as much when you are walking along to give her a hip check and sort of get a little rowdy after you build up some humorous rapport. what I always like doing is to invent some reason they are in trouble and then tell them they get a spanking for whatever the invented reason is.the first 2 or 3 "spankings" are on the butt with a humorous rapport, while you absolutely must tell shift it to spanking her pussy. she will present her butt to you for spanking at some point after doing it a few times with a joke.5/?
>>41476216after the rapport is solidified, invent another "offense" requiring "punishment", and she will expect it to be another cute butt spank, instead spank her pussy. tell her to sit down on something like your coffee table, lay back, spread those legs, and give her a few light pats on the pussy, mostly clit area, some force on the labia. this is like fucking lightning bolt to women. this isn't a hit, not a slap, more like a pat or a light smack.do alternating periods of hot and cold, meaning do something explicitly sexual, then back off for a few minutes, joking about whatever the tv show is or the activity you have going on, maybe cooking some food or whatever, something to distract. reach up occasionally and pull the back of her hair a bit, especially in public after fucking her for a while. work out a "secret language" together such that when you take her out, doing someting like pinching her pinky means you are thinking about licking her clit.they LOVE little secret things like this.either way, if you foreplay her for about 6 hours, average women will cum so hard on an average cock during first insertion that she will go out of her way to glork on your meat snorkel. expect to get wet, and I will tell you from my experience, the simplest approaches work. just give her a fountain of (true) compliments, sexually tease her in a dignified and humorous way, and she will have those orgasms where they cry at the end, then give you a big kiss.you need to get her head spinning. to her, she needs to think "some random man I didn't expect to make me cum so hard makes me cum so hard I go blind a little"6/?
accept satan into your heart, best way of doing this is by taking the vacceen with all the boosters and accepting everything that the talking heads on television tell you. of course long term this wont work since satan's little season is about to end.
>>41476235I will finish with this. somewhere on the chan's is a post about pheromones. I will 100% endorse all of it. the general procedure is this- build up some cum in jar and keep it in the freezer. I prefer to build up about half a coffee cup. the following supplements are recommended: L-arginine, lecithin, zinc, saw palmetto, daily multivitamin, walnuts and that's about it. only get your sugars from fruits/juices (no soda), meats from raw (no precooked lunch meats), and mostly vegetables. cut out all processed food, because that stuff shows up in your cum.remember, you are aiming to shoot ropes on this woman's face and she wants to swallow your cum.second, your piss. save up a little morning piss, especially watching your diet to remove off-flavors and scents like smoking, processed foods, etc.. you will be taking your piss and cum and slowly simmering them until the ammonia and low temperature volatiles evaporate. it makes a sort of caramel substance after and makes women chemically. you will notice, repeatedly, how when women smell that, it forces them into a deep breath and causes their chest and cheeks to go flush. you absolutely have to mask it with another cologne, but it works. after that, you also need to harvest the funk from your taint. shave your nuts, and use some powdered sugar on that area to absorb and feed the flora. get sweaty, apply the sugar, and remove after an hour or so. put that in a dish with the piss/cum mix to feed it.the scent will become overpowering. women cum *hard* when they are saturated with your pheromones. it is part of why women like licking your taint when sucking your cock, they like the meaty salty flavor.dick her down, make her cum, and she will gladly let you shoot ropes of cum on her face and she will cook breakfast for you in the morning if you take her to the grocery store the night before to get stuff for it.I'll hang around to answer questions. remember OP, I effortposted your ass.7/7
>>41476255I also forgot- 100% panty dropper is houseplants, especially herbs. Growing your own basil, tomatoes, etc... in pots in your apartment near the window, or house in the yard, is an instant panty dropper. All the better since you can drop it in conversation with photos from the phone. Don't explicitly volunteer it like at a job interview, but when the topic of food comes up, take a huorous snobbish position and tell her that you grow your own instead of eating the pig slop they sell at the grocery store.Easily grown perennial flowers are good too, like nasturtium and other "flower mix" packs. just buy some large planters at the store, some potting mix, seeds, and follow the instructions. also, if you are into some pot, getting stoned and fucking makes the strongest relationship bonds possible. Extremely intense orgasms on both sides, and it makes entertainment consumption more of a bonding experience. I know couples who have a sort of ritual for using weed and sex, usually during occasions like anniversary, new years, birthdays, etc... whereas using too often dilutes the experience.grow some plants. women know men don't generally do it, and the ones who do are always good. its sort of like how men have those little "you know a woman is good if..." or "you know she is a freak in bed because...". to women, a man who has living plants and foreplays her more than fucking her is so utterly confusing to a woman that her head will only stop spinning when she is bouncing it on your cock.good luck.(also, she will assign you extra credit if you make things out of your houseplants, like alcohol infusions or food garnishes)
>>41475600Get plastic surgery and a job.
>>41475347>three decades with zero intimacyyou will have to fib about this to a woman. just tell her you hardly ever find a good connection with a woman enough to fuck her. spin it such that you are a snob with women and most of them are repellent. that is true, it will make her feel unique, and it will mask the fact that you are a virgin.if you feel awkward about the first time, watch some x-art porn, female friendly porn, or just the sort of porn where women cum as hard as they can- without faking. notice how it is different from the normal grunt fucking porn- women friendly porn generally has more kissing, holding, passionate embrace, and not-good-camera-angle penetration. more or less imitate that and you'll be fine. remember, women are often times the nervous ones first time having sex with anyone, even and especially sluts and skanks. their naturally low self-esteem overrides their delusions about being pretty and they get nervous and anxious. the whole point of a humorous buildup is to keep the chuckles going until your cock goes in, then the laughs stop.also, it is easy for a virgin to just eat her pussy. do the alphabet thing where you draw the letters of the alphabet on her clit, and make sure to comment occasionally on how good she tastes. also, when fucking her, she will inevitably suck your cock with her juices still on it. make a comment that we both like the taste of her pussy. this keeps you from being too awkward, and if you want to be a real asshole, eat her out and make her cum, but humorously deny her doing anything to you. if she doesn't force you into a cocksucking situation with her, or doesn't take care of you next time, you are wasting your time.later on you can bring up the fact that if she likes the taste of her pussy on your cock, she will like the taste of another woman's pussy on your cock- which is 100% true.I left Lara because she never took it upon herself to suck my cock. you would be wise to do the same.
Laundry mat...Library...Coffee shop...Yoga class...Construction yard...Night club....Heck could be a person you...Fancy in the shop you work...Next too...Many /X/ roads to stop on...Shit seen love find its way...In a psych ward cute stuff...Hope they made it...If it happens it happens...Until then you have you...And always you...
>>41475600Lower your standards
>>41475522I'm in the same situation if not worse because I've been enduring it much longer. I've never seen that as a reason to post off-topic shitposts that are just a jumble of words that mean nothing. So no, that's actually not the reason why.
>>41475522Also, it seems like the weirdos who do that shit always latch on to me, and I've always gotten the feeling that it's some sort of bot tracing my IP as a way to confuse and derail me. Kind of a paranoid idea, and I'm not fully committed to it, but that thought is in the back of my mind.
>>41475441>get a job or take classes at community collegedelulu boomer nonsense, these are years of commitments. if you want to meet women you need to go hiking, go to parties, and use tinder. if an area is dried up you have to go somewhere else or it's self inflicted.
Cum on a gemstone (quartz f.e.) and carry it / wear it with you.You're welcome to dry it down ofc, just let it sit for a bit.
>>41477372Zoomerchad absurdities. Hiking is either a solitary activity or something people stick to with a group. Parties? If you get invited to parties you're not the type of person to ask 4chan for help with girls...
>>41477393you´ll have to elaborate to why quartz and why cuming on it will attract women?
>>41474925Be good looking afAt crystal shop conventionsMagically
>>41475600You're thinking too much about it, dork. Yeah, loneliness is normal and acceptable but what you are doing is *wallowing* and it is shameful as well as bad for you. It also makes you more unattractive than anything else does. Take care of yourself. Make yourself happy. Trust me bro, you can't even HANDLE a woman until you do. You'll find out REAL quick where every one of your flaws are at and it will wreck you. Why do you think so many people are still miserable and lonely even though they couldn't be more married? Literally, you're in your own head.
Honestly? around 2 months of semen retention, actual manifestation knowledge and a good hyper specific visualisation practice. then take inspired action and just throw shots. DM, approach, follow your intuiton and go for a coffee or a walk somewhere and girls and opportunities will appear. then you just have to act on them.
